Game of Thrones Mini Dump

May 7, 2019 12:52 AM

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I stole all of these from various Instagram accounts. I will never give them back.

No amount of character deaths could compare to the look on Ghosts face...

7 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 4

Ghost taking revenge!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I hope Starbucks makes a special GOT cup because of this!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 98% sure that Bran can't see the future. He can see all of the past which is definitely useful. But not the future itself

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused. Last 2 weeks y'all were tighter than a choirboy about no spoilers.. and now this is on fp? Was it just for the battle?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, anyone notice that Jon no longer has his Ice (Ghost) and Fire (Rhaegal)? He definitely isn't going to remain alive.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worst case: Jon dies, Dany becomes the mad queen. Bronn gets fucked out becoming Lord of Highgarden

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 allegedly's

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: Direwolfs & Dragons are not pets. They're wild animals who stick around for some reason.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peter dinklage most be laughing his ass off at some of those memes that are out there..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point the show is dead to me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This season is sadly disappointing so far. Really ruining characters and has scenes that make no sense. Hope they pull it together.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 i call bullshit on that ballista accuracy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ghost went to a farm upstate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's crazy how fast all the /r/freefolk memes spread

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Haha OP literally copy and pasted the front page of /r/treefolk from the last 24 hours

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair, they added the text of the thread titles to some ???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-1 for spoiler

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

The Targaryen sigil took me a second. +1

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tormund couldn't get the cat, so he got the dog

7 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ohh, the "pussy", got it

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tormund and Ghost had better be a buddy cop adventure.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ghost. A fitting name esp after being ghosted.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The writing has gotten pretty bad this season.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm trying to still like the show. I'M TRYING

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Instagram stole them from here so, full circle.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Episode 4 was such a let down.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

The one thing I have to really strain my fanboyism was the parley at the gate. If I was Cersei, those scorpions would have ripped two bodies

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of the episodes. They've wasted halt the season where absolutely nothing happens. And that anticlimatict battle. Oh lord, that was bad.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this whole season forgot how to character develop.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The amount of people who continuously shit all over this season, yet continue to watch it, is fucking hilarious

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 13

If I've seen every season I'm not gonna quit when it's just two episodes left. I want to see how badly they are gonna fuck this up by now.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

we're all pot committed now. plus i watch tons of trash. making fun of it is the best part.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

After 9 years I can't not see how this all ends. But I'm not fucking happy about it. The quality has really gone down once they

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

had no more books to work with and had to come up with their own shit. I'm just appalled that GRRM allowed all this to happen.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In 30 or 40 years hopefully we'll get a reboot from writers who give like... one tenth of one shit.

7 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 6

I always was a fan of the(mine) idea to make very large stories into anime series. I guess they are cheaper to make and you have to cut less

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'd be down for a soiaf anime. But not till GRRM finishes the books. No more Weiss/Benioff soap operas.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I say this I always mean a 99% adaptation of the source material. Granted, inner dialogue has to be fickled into it a bit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or when They Will have a full set of books to work with ... not this half cooked bullshit show writing...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

In 30 or 40 years we'll be celebrating Winds of winter getting released... Keeping George fit will demand dark rituals though

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

How much goat's blood you need?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All of it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

T'is the blood of Hollywood screenwriters we need, I'm afraid.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

T'is the blood of Hollywood screenwriters we need, I'm afraid.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does it have to be the good ones or can we use up the vast pool of hacks?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It must be 2 specific hacks: Benioff and Weiss, the hackiest of them all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They can be hackey. But then we have to do it on the set of LOST. The grimoires are pretty clear about that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 They knew about Euron, and the Golden Company. Jaime told them. They 100% went full retard about walking into that ambush.

7 years ago | Likes 486 Dislikes 4

Oh blood! Bye dragon!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not about the mass-produced Scorpions, probably.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

It wasn't even an ambush. They inexplicably sailed right up to the base of kings landing where Euron's fleet was in plain sight

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Dragonstone*

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They literally said that if Euron's fleet sailed the dragons could sink it. It was completely dismissed as a threat.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She should have flown straight up.. and then straight down.. they cant shoot straight up, but the dragon can breathe straight down..

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ships on the flank could still get them in the envelope. Why not just drop rocks on them from great height. Hell drop things that cause fire

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possible to.. anyway.. I love game of thrones.. but some plotholes are just to obvious

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The willfully stupid decision making is as bad as any horror movie.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

If they intend for us to think that Daeny is highly incompetent and foreshadowing her demise, then they are doing a good job of it.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

She dreamed herself at burned throne room in early season. She probably goes a bit mad and burns kings landing. (Or Cersei uses wildfire.)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, D will probably ignite that accidentally. Because Jamie forgot to tell her that there's huge amounts of it under the city. Oops.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... jesus, I think Euron to something.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

AYEEEE

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She always has been though. Where did people get the idea that she was actually good at this sort of thing? Her whole thing is blundering.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe because she hadn't lost a dragon until end of season 7

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It also helps that until now her "lol burn everything/everyone" strategy only affected foreigners nobody cared about.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm just going to frolic around the skies. Not like a high-altitude scout could be useful or anything."

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yeah exactly, the dragons could have been way out of range and spotted the ships

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Targareyns original house slogan was "We do not Scout"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its garbage writing, honesty garbage, loved the show and s4 ep10 was my personnel end for the show

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

1. Shooting a Dragon down with ballista harpoon snipers. 2. Missing Danaerys because she wears plot armour even though she rides to you in

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

a straight line. 3. Having the harpoon ballista ships destroy an entire fleet. 4. Somehow capturing Melisandrei.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago (deleted May 7, 2019 7:10 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Missandei* Melisandre was the Red Woman

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5. Having all the ships hidden behind some rocks.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Rapid fire , don't forget they have rapid fire

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No D&D said in the "Inside the Episode" that Dany just forgot...

7 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

whoops

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Too busy thinking that she fucked her nephew.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, earlier in the episode /a/0TvcfiN

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

No. You are joking right?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's a better explnation that she's arrogant enough for her to grossly underestimate the danger.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking serious.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're fucking kidding me. Please say that's not their excuse.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K9XuPrXko They dont mention the ambush specifically but yeah "Dany forgot about the iron fleet"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be honest at this point I think she doesn't deserve the throne, simply because of her many military blunders.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Tbh same. Cersei is an evil bitch but dany and her advisors seem so incompetent that it's better off with cersei

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorta book spoilers: the books have been slowly hinting more and more that Dany might be a bad ruler. The show is dumping it all in at once.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stellar writing!

7 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Or she's playing a different angle with the hopes of the end result being Snow's demise.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The show's basically a high octane soap at this point. Im accepting this. It helps... maybe i will learn to love again.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah well first 6 seasons are still incredible. Especially the first 4.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell when George left and HBO took over. This and last season are some of the worst. I mean how the fuck do you miss an Armada from

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

at first i thought it was a dream sequence because of how dumb it was to have missed seeing anything from the AIR

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A point of view half a mile high

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Not only that, what fucker hits his first shot on a moving dragon with a new weapon that no one has field tested before. Even Bronn missed1/

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Seriously, if they'd hidden the ballista in the wooded island it at least would have been plausible

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0