I’ve had this vacuum for 6 years and just noticed this. Sorry I couldn’t go any slower.. you sluts

Jun 13, 2021 4:49 PM

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#thatpull #slowastheygo #hooverihardlyknowher

DisillusionedMe

Voila’ vacuum is brand new again!

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

zer09

Or you just waiting the long game?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hambongler

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Willybum84

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OmenJones

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SacrificialClam

I like how the logo is imprinted on the plastic. Damn, that's fine.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

ImadeAnAccountJustForThisPost

It’s been there long enough ?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SimplyDifficult91

Nothing outsucks the Hoover

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

xantous4201

I had a microwave that I had for around 10 years, thought it was a POS because the numpad was fraying, nah it was the film you remove.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

xantous4201

I peeled that shit off and that numpad was beautiful and pristine.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

twsx

TIL Hoover is a brand name

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lordyhalvey

That's the stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 0

girlfartjapan

Awww yissss, fuck yeah!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DaPhukUmean

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pajasa

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camtin

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

trapdoorogre

Now dip your fingertips in glue and let the vacuum peel it off.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mbellaQueen

PEEL PORN?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SylvesterMarcus

We installed a new stainless steel dishwasher during the lockdown last year. The door fromt is covered with plastic, we just left it on.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SylvesterMarcus

Nobody but us goes in our kitchen so we said F it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bizzybanana

It’s going to be so shiny and perfect under there. I’m so excited for you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

uzkurac8

Slower still you amateur slut!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ShutUpMeh

WHAT'S THE DOG'S NAME???

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ImadeAnAccountJustForThisPost

Tuna ❤️

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ionlyspeakthetruth

I like that you're protecting her anonymity online ?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ImadeAnAccountJustForThisPost

My boi

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JudgeMentaI

Appropriately slow you person who has just the right amount of intercourse!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pickeringjjj365

Time for a post-coital smoke

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

StealingmemeslikeKrombopulosMichael

v

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CptNTennille

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

monkeyfly

Damn you're vacuum lasted 6 years? Amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

derzilly

My cheap-ass Bissell lasted almost 8yrs. I was amazed. Motor seized before any belt failures or roller stoppages. Impressive.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

monkeyfly

I went through a laundry list of cheap to moderately priced vacuums until I got a shop vac. That's been going for years now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HenryLongfellowIII

I find the secret to getting long life out of a vacuum cleaner is to hardly ever vacuum.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HeadJamistan

Perfect speed, you slut.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EDoPur

SLOWER you slu... ooh ok that's pretty good.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

DrunkSnoopy

That's the stuff

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

JoeyD125

I had a microwave for 5 years and was mad the number pad was cracking. Turns out I never peeled off the plastic cover.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

agent00six

I was scrolling down to say this same exact thing and I'm pretty sure it was about 5 years also. Just happened a couple of months ago

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UnriskyBusiness

Faster you prude!

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CaldariBob

Nnn'ugh!

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vinny8boberano

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PervertedTango

I came

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

OhLookNobody

Scrumpet!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bagoffishstix

v

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Vungor

You slutted prudishly

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wisher1977

Slower, you slut!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

silrath

6 years was a bit long I suppose

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

onceuponatime1881

Slower

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

HeySweden

That metallic Red though

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ImadeAnAccountJustForThisPost

For real ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

cryborg

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

beefosupremo

Thats right down the road from me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

derzilly

I've driven past that! but I live in north Seattle.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

theblackcoat

Me too! Riverside!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GINGIVITISSS

I...have this exact vacuum. Brb

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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ImadeAnAccountJustForThisPost

Niiice!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

guyanesebro420

Got me with the WAHOO!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GINGIVITISSS

I honest to God think I did that because I watched the Ubisoft E3 conference earlier and had Mario/Rabbids on the brain lmao

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GINGIVITISSS

That's not a sound I make in my general day-to-day ?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0