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Nov 5, 2021 8:25 PM

hoopsnek

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I was this day old when I found out crabs can swim.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done. One sensible chuckle for you

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"fuckin a I can FLYYY!!!" - the crab probly

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you fear death?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I could live a thousand years, never once would I ever miss 'fortunate son' ever being played again.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need this with the transformers sound

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This video is playing in reverse, it is evident by the stirred particles.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had no idea they could do that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the end, we all become crabs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cockamouse of the sea.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plankton got his recipe

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's going to perform a pincer maneuver.

4 years ago | Likes 347 Dislikes 1

I wonder if this crab knows it's famous

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of crabs know they're famous, that's why they're called king crabs.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he just wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This kills the crab

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about a temporal pincer maneuver?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"I peench.... I PEENCH!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the senator’s son they’re always singing about?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First thought was okay, who can swim that fast backwards.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU GON LEARN TONIGHT!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantasy zone on NES.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love the smell of palmtrees in the morning.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

i love the smells of the sea, strawberry fields in the summer, and joe

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strawberry fields forever

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get back here and finish what you started

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no! It's like flying roaches!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Crabs are... helicopters?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I love the smell of Old Bay in the morning!”

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4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just FYI for anyone curious about crabs being able to do that, it's reversed. I know, I'm sad too:

4 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

blue crabs swim all over the place. that "flipper" muscle is where lump crabmeat comes from

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m actually relieved cuz that was horrifying

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

they can still swim at the surface. it's a specific group of crabs with their rear legs morphed into fins https://youtu.be/tzjKduvXz5Y

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean, it'd have to 'take off', so even if it's reversed, it still does that!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Methinks it was dropped into the water from the surface and the diver followed it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

could be, but that's a Gazumi crab. They 'paddle' their hind legs and float around.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one pissed off crab.

4 years ago | Likes 574 Dislikes 0

He just has a crabby attitude.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Previous postings of this have led me to believe it’s reversed, and he’s actually a very frightened crab.

4 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

That or it's really good at soaking up sand

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would've never know lol

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh. Yes, the sand in front of it is moving backwards.

4 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Can somebody do the backwards of this? Thanks

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just noticed that, too!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh good, I didn't particularly need another reason to think the ocean is terrifying.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's terrified of the humans tho

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, see, it's when animals are terrified of humans that painful things are most likely to happen to the humans.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP not to question your audio choices, but...

4 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

Wagner was a better choice

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both are good!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right song, wrong part. In this version, I would set the crab's "take-off" at the 1 minute mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

But the movements sync up so beautifully at this point!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to point out that while I definitely noticed the synchronization, I did not intend it or enforce it. That was just luck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but the energy and essence of the song is still waiting in the wings, as it were. It syncs up with my timing as well.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a fair point.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crabs can do that??? :O

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Iirc it’s reversed, and they can’t do it. But I’d love to be wrong!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, yes they CAN do it, just not like that. The video may be reversed but the crab is still swimming. You should see the videos of

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sea anemones and clams swimming, it's just as ridiculous.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's reversed, yeah: you can see by the motion of the debris in 'front' of it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0