Hauntologist
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Apr 14, 2018 9:33 PM
Hauntologist
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DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
Up your game. Use a trebuchet.
Brandy321
That child is probably safer in his arms then the mass of kids bouncing on the trampoline playing penguin ball.
JonEDepth
Shants haven't been cool for a long time
OlDishandSwish
Long as you don't drop em
ilhares
Man, we used to get tossed like that when I was a kid. The lot of us loved it. Plus, at that age, we tended to bounce.
mikeatc
DollaDollaBillY
That little girl loved it
eeem
Everyone is assuming that’s her dad... I bet on uncle, hence the reaction
texasdixibelle
Oh damn you went there
Sheprador
Very cool. Little girl loved it. This is grade A Dadness.
Thatguythatknowsbetter
That woman's face is priceless
donkeymoney
Personally, I think it's too much g-force. Smaller versions of this or other play would hurt my head. Pressure bursting brain blood vessels.
ImNotDoneYet
He caught her. It’s all good!
IcameIsawIclapt
appatheflyingbison
I love this gif!
jaxon8s
I’m working with this guy tonight, cool to see him on here
GeneralWho
lawideas
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TerryCrews
dodrian
Ravenmadirish
Very cool!!! Relax you cunts!!!
TheThirteenthDoctor
My dad did that with my cousin, but the ceiling was very low. He went bald early.
eagle193
....your dad, or your cousin?
Yourmomshotfriend
Yourmomshotfriend
On the way to the bbq
Acrid89
I'd trust those arms with my first born. So. Cool.
captainfantasticfasterthansupermantheflashandthehulkcombined
Man he fucking launched her
GnomeDeGuerre
Good thing he was outside.
AlexMakesJokes
Cool until he drops her
UonlyThinkyourDead
All dad's are guilty
fpdad1
Guilty
HorseHeadMonster
I laughed my daughter like that, but only a couple of times. I was too worried I wouldn't catch her.
Cortezdelanoche
Until proven innocent in a court of Mom.
YouLookLikeAFruit
Jesus! The hang time on that child
MeADoctor
And now she’ll only ask him to “do it again!!” 300 more time. Hope those arms are ready!
qwirked
Of course its fucking cool
OrlyPL
dont do this, you can damage your kid brain. Not from risk of falling from pressure changes in little vains in brain.
BDOMHalfdan
Luckily few people are this strong to be able to even if they wanted
eddewarde
cheap thrill, too risky
boobearrooroo
Jokes on him. Now he has to do that to all the kids
motherofgods
So much yes. The second I do something like this with one kid I suddenly have both asking for it to repeat.
zerocool711
My thoughts exactly.
Ryanator50
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
It's not fun being the "fun dad"
sciencenf10
To quote my husband, "The scariest thing a toddler says is 'Again!' "
ClarissaExplainsNothing
And me
goodguyC
Yep, had a clinical day teaching preschoolers, spent the entire recess playing tag and lifting little kids up Simba style!!
beefcheeks17
but that means he will only get stronger and one day might launch a child into space
beefcheeks17
maybe if he gets strong enough he can launch me
LadyWidebottom
I'm surprised that the kid didn't immediately beg him to do it another 5000 times.
ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday
This gif is not looped!! Legend says he is still tossing kids to this day.
youareallequallyworthless
You are right. Tossed my boy in the pool one day. He cleared the half way rope. Do me do me was all I heard the rest of the day
Brrrrt
I wish I heard "do me, do me" all day...
tgkaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtEVy_zjr9Y
JayEnfield
From a bunch of kids?
bakezzz
*posts edited gif of korg saying "omg you tossed your boy?!"*
todayisagift
I like where your mind is, but pretending to bllow me still isnt blowing me.. Still
bomboy23
From the kid's mom probably
IcameIsawIclapt
very cool. new age parents are fucking pussies he's doing it right.
ASMRuVeganYet
Most males are fucking pussies, it feels really good to thrust with the penis into a vagina.
3Rsim
First time I did that my wife took a shit.. Second time she was cool. Now when we swim the game is how far and high I can throw the kids.
IlluminaBlade
I'm not against it entirely, but maybe twelve feet up is too many.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
my uncle broke my arm when i was two by doing this lol
BoneShirt
Oh so we’re catching them nowadays! Back in my day it was up to you to stick the landing!
Tornadotaco
Shrug. I don't care if others do this. Less risky than a lot of parenting practices. I'm not throwing my kid like this though.
everettscott
What are you talking about. Specifically "new age" type people or people of 'this day and age' that you think is full of "pussies"?
391mcKittenMonster
I mean it's funny but anything could go wrong. Working in the OR and seeing them try to put a child back together.. perspective is valuable.
Mentok
I just don't trust myself enough to not fuck up throwing that high. My job is to keep my kid safe and happy.
391mcKittenMonster
Especially when you're the janitor and have to clean up the aftermath
IATTM
Did you see this go wrong, or some other activity?
391mcKittenMonster
Not this specifically no but traumatic falls. This would be the equivalent if it went wrong
Acrage
You're a pussy
IKnowAllTheLyricsToTheSimpsonsThemeSong
You're a pussy
Acrage
Hauntologist
Well, the kid herself doesn't seem to mind it at all
orangeorangutan
Kids also don’t mind not wearing seatbelts ...
WhichIsIt
Actually, once you get them started, a lot of them do mind not wearing them.
IATTM
As a kid i felt horrible if i wasn't wasting a seatbelt while in a vehicle in motion (bus, hay rides, cars in parking lots, etc.)
StrayBullet
True. But I’m not sure she can calculate the risks. However, this trust has been built over time with repetition and competence.
saltyvinegarstrokes1
Probably safer than getting double bounced in that trampoline in the back
IATTM
Or even just bouncing on the trampoline in general...
IATTM
https://www.livestrong.com/article/347980-statistics-on-trampoline-injuries/
Playerplaying
Lady in blue is PISSED!!
acoudes
She DOES not look amused
Ontariobernersrockespeciallylondon
She's just jealous he can't throw her up that high.
NikolaiJakovtheheadoftheKGB
If there was a lady in blue, she might be. The lady in greens tourquoise looks none too pleased though
weneedmorequestions
*green
inkpod
He ded
senkuo
super ded
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
And he's trying to pretend he cares
pachyderm
“Dammit Ray!” Her probably ...
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
SHOOKETH
wookietiddy
The kid loved it.
Ijustwantquiet
"Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!"
ContagiousOutrageous
*Green
boethius
Yea guessing that’s mom. If looks could kill.
imgurianitarian
Mobius550
That's grandma
ThisisntJessitsJess
"REALLY?"
AKrustyTubeSock
Turquoise.
TheWizardofGauze
Found the female
LookingForWorkInColorado
Gold.
godcixelsyd
Oh boy...
OldFriendForDinner
Is that her name?
pitrack
Turqouisha
Unprofessionalphotographer
angrysloth
"AWW HELL NO "
Jynxy85
pigs3different1s
For $800
Quelquefois
hahaha she goes "really?! REALLY?!"
fett31212000
I thought he was dead for sure
ApolloDogAndOscarToo
I’ve heard doing that toss in the air with a kiddo (to a certain extent) helps with their equilibrium. I got tossed like that and loved it.
ZombiePirateLeChuck
Hitting the ground from 18 feet less so haha
RoxanneLaWin
Yeh but were you ever thrown 4 miles up?
NRC117
Cool AF as long as he doesn't hurt her armpits when she "lands" in his hands.
WhichIsIt
*when he catches her.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
My son has a golf ball sized contusion under his right arm pit from crashing into the end table on his bike. Kids bounce but armpits bruise.
RickyMadeja
If bruises caused any long term damage we’d all be dead.
CardioVascular
My dad used to do this for me. The best part was at the top of the toss, you are weightless. The worst is being caught, your ribs hurt.
DynamicWeight
My dad used to do this to me but he would toss me in the ocean or a pool.
ChelsTehHazelnut
My dad did this too me too but I don't remember it hurting, I loved it so much.
FlamingGranny
I used to do this with my baby cousin, they are so light that there really isnt that much upward force on them when you catch
Sc00ba5teeve
*normal force
potatocaat
Which happens to be mostly upward...
bashya
normally