Dec 8, 2022 7:47 PM
randomthingsonthenet
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ralph2sam
FukcTedCruz
RonMimnaugh
you broke her
bogus1983
Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding
RobJenkins
LookingForWorkInColorado
What's part 1?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
In her defense, it would be pretty odd to be asked to pass you something while walking and not having anything.
thrashingcows
RTK4740
I am a gay man and I would marry her. The light in her eyes and her playfulness are a delight.
mortaltheater
She high AF.
Dondarian
My buddy married a girl from Sweden, and she's silly and fun like this girl. I'm very happy for them!
SupposablyPersnickity
“Well, yes but first we need to finish the joke!”
Rockafella83
Sage042000
OOOHHHHH! So that's the answer to the question, "What's up dawg?" Anal fisting.
HandoB4Javert
verukt89
omuaomua
Smidge204
https://youtu.be/KwNurAxrsqY
unremarkableasterisk
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
She seems nice.
VincitQuiSeVincit
girlfriend.exe has stopped working
Primary1
"Yeah, i got you bro" lol she's cute
Chawzilla
oddoregano
Anything butt stuff?
eastend666
I miss that show. First season was hysterical; second, not quite as funny.
WhichIsIt
What’s that from, My Two Dads?
Impastor. It's worth seeking out.
FlyYouFLCL
Is that Michael Rosenbaum?
It is.
GussDeBlod
what the... what did she hear ? XD
[deleted]
SSon1c
no
Snooj
Well, "ass me" is part of what he's saying.
hhggg3000
What she wanted to hear…
TK421isAFK
"updog" sounds a lot like the Romanian word for "touch" or "grab with the hand", so I think she thinks he's asking her to touch his ass.
SeriousCloud
"can you ass me up, Dawg?", "Yeah, I got you Bro". I think this conversation may be going better than he knows. Jk, he knows.
amp99
Cut her some slack; she may not understand English very well, but she made a good fist of it.
GroumphLePreux
Did you mean that she made a good fist impession ?
standingalone
Badum tiss.
ElroydIsGone
I think she heard perfectly well and just wanted to tease him with ANY kind stupid reaction except the one he wanted. IMHO, she has much >
too much fun with his reactions for not understanding what he said.
ZebraCockSandwich
she caught the "ass" part of pass "ass me (the) up dog" and was trying really hard to interpret what that could mean LOL
HerrHat
Or she knows of the "updog" joke, but doesn't have a comeback ready and was trying to wing it. Good comebacks are rare. Like te Kardashian.
Agreed she got "ass" "me" "up" "dog" that's why she said "I got you bro". After that she knows she missed something but doesn't know what.
fformulaa
Her imagination is going for a ride
Lamech777
CarlottaVonSprockett
Wow this is so perfect for this exact convo. Impressive!!
mortrans
She has seen some shit, and she ain't phased.
Photus
What is she in star trek?
copperdomebodhi
Fazed. Phased means "split up into steps."
tattoogigolo
Touched*
PostRequisitionRetreival
grendelb
"pass me the up dog" what?
Firesofiso
I've always heard it as, "Is it just me or does it smell like updog in here?"
sfrinlan
"It's just you. It's always you. Take a shower."
deejaynoob
Yes, what the AF does that mean.
TheGrubinator
What does what mean?
StellarJay77
The response they are looking for is "what's updog?" to which they respond "Not much, what's up with you?" or some such.
BumsGordie
JackScagnetti1
I guess it means what up dog?
nanananananaananan
Not much. You?
BigBuckeyeZ
Got 'em
rift555
She is soooo damn CUTE!
asm80dfa8sdfj
She seems out of her mind
imredheaded
She is, but can you pass me the updog already?
drugieuk5772
Who?
Ass
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
At?
SJohnson23
Ass?
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodDumbass
hurrdurr69
ligma balls
MuffinProof
Who's Steve Jobs?
vonKaiser
SecondToNine
Is that Willem Dafoe's daughter?
xj4low
Followed by that stare. You can see the gears working.
spoodfighter
The cricket sounds in the background are perfect in that moment.
VictusVonGuyver
Now that's a look I can fall far. Hilarious goofiness.
euphoricopportunity
She knew exactly what he wanted.
CheesersGhost
To put her hand in his ass
trogdor9000
This ladies and gents is how memes are born!
batlaser
Cuz I’ll fiiiiiind youuuuu
Mythanris90
RonnieKielbasa
Shit you're at 420 upvotes I can't upvote. Thems the rules.
I'm back with my upvote
Aforaseem
ChowYunChubby
Gettin ready to put that hand in that ass
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
v
METROlD
She looks high as giraffe balls.
nocommennts
He's toying with her, but she's toying with him... she won't stay...
HassyWan
Tbh I think it’s more of a “lost in translation “ issue if she’s not a native English speaker
upfr0mhere
Who hurt you?
AtmaDarkwolf
I mean.... I'm canukle, but am sure thats not really foreign, but I don't get it. What is the joke? (And she is cute but that not the point)
dlshark
You just need to find some updog
morethanyouthinkbutlessthanyouhope
Can you pass me the updog? "What's updog?" Not much how about you?
imonsei
how many of all of the drugs is she on?
HumbabaEpic2
A good quality J
fskn
Yes.
RamosIsANerd
7
IconicM
At least 3 speed.
MissivesFromTheTower
jimfalconer611
You know, America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe bc they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was goin on.
AnonsAndMinions
I don't necessarily disagree but what the fuck does that have to do with anything going on in this post?
NinetiesBoomer
Sex! Yes! Haha
Undaftiness
And we've had a couple hundred more years to perfect those skills, so around half of you Americans might as well stay away.
THEmichaelscarn12
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
What is this from?
IMainReinhardt
That would be EuroTrip. A raunchy yet hilarious comedy. Definitely dated and a product of its time but still amusing enough today
tucker148
Mi scusi
BigTex1
Ben “freaky” Franklin sure didn’t mind it.
Nuttsy
Didn't he spend half his time back in Paris?
Yeah, wearing cowboy shit and acting all manly to soak up them French ladies
Hell ya he did.
Leprechaunballsaregold
Is still going on
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Where exactly... so I can avoid it
Unfortunately the steam has frozen
zertmaster
ihavethelowground
dormantmayonnaise
?1 Lesbians!
Lifelong good friends and roommates
NewHopeAnnex
WeylandYutaniCorp
@Mods
Scruffy2
cubeandcube
MattTheMatix
ralph2sam
FukcTedCruz
RonMimnaugh
you broke her
bogus1983
Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding
RobJenkins
LookingForWorkInColorado
What's part 1?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
In her defense, it would be pretty odd to be asked to pass you something while walking and not having anything.
thrashingcows
RTK4740
I am a gay man and I would marry her. The light in her eyes and her playfulness are a delight.
mortaltheater
She high AF.
Dondarian
My buddy married a girl from Sweden, and she's silly and fun like this girl. I'm very happy for them!
SupposablyPersnickity
“Well, yes but first we need to finish the joke!”
Rockafella83
Sage042000
OOOHHHHH! So that's the answer to the question, "What's up dawg?" Anal fisting.
HandoB4Javert
verukt89
omuaomua
Smidge204
https://youtu.be/KwNurAxrsqY
unremarkableasterisk
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
She seems nice.
VincitQuiSeVincit
girlfriend.exe has stopped working
Primary1
"Yeah, i got you bro" lol she's cute
Chawzilla
oddoregano
Anything butt stuff?
eastend666
I miss that show. First season was hysterical; second, not quite as funny.
WhichIsIt
What’s that from, My Two Dads?
eastend666
Impastor. It's worth seeking out.
FlyYouFLCL
Is that Michael Rosenbaum?
eastend666
It is.
GussDeBlod
what the... what did she hear ? XD
[deleted]
[deleted]
SSon1c
no
Snooj
Well, "ass me" is part of what he's saying.
hhggg3000
What she wanted to hear…
TK421isAFK
"updog" sounds a lot like the Romanian word for "touch" or "grab with the hand", so I think she thinks he's asking her to touch his ass.
SSon1c
no
SeriousCloud
"can you ass me up, Dawg?", "Yeah, I got you Bro". I think this conversation may be going better than he knows. Jk, he knows.
amp99
Cut her some slack; she may not understand English very well, but she made a good fist of it.
GroumphLePreux
Did you mean that she made a good fist impession ?
standingalone
Badum tiss.
ElroydIsGone
I think she heard perfectly well and just wanted to tease him with ANY kind stupid reaction except the one he wanted. IMHO, she has much >
ElroydIsGone
too much fun with his reactions for not understanding what he said.
ZebraCockSandwich
she caught the "ass" part of pass "ass me (the) up dog" and was trying really hard to interpret what that could mean LOL
HerrHat
Or she knows of the "updog" joke, but doesn't have a comeback ready and was trying to wing it. Good comebacks are rare. Like te Kardashian.
SeriousCloud
Agreed she got "ass" "me" "up" "dog" that's why she said "I got you bro". After that she knows she missed something but doesn't know what.
fformulaa
Her imagination is going for a ride
HandoB4Javert
Lamech777
CarlottaVonSprockett
Wow this is so perfect for this exact convo. Impressive!!
mortrans
She has seen some shit, and she ain't phased.
Photus
What is she in star trek?
copperdomebodhi
Fazed. Phased means "split up into steps."
tattoogigolo
Touched*
PostRequisitionRetreival
grendelb
"pass me the up dog" what?
Firesofiso
I've always heard it as, "Is it just me or does it smell like updog in here?"
sfrinlan
"It's just you. It's always you. Take a shower."
deejaynoob
Yes, what the AF does that mean.
TheGrubinator
What does what mean?
StellarJay77
The response they are looking for is "what's updog?" to which they respond "Not much, what's up with you?" or some such.
BumsGordie
JackScagnetti1
I guess it means what up dog?
nanananananaananan
Not much. You?
BigBuckeyeZ
Got 'em
rift555
She is soooo damn CUTE!
asm80dfa8sdfj
She seems out of her mind
imredheaded
She is, but can you pass me the updog already?
drugieuk5772
Who?
SeriousCloud
Ass
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
At?
SJohnson23
Ass?
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodDumbass
hurrdurr69
ligma balls
MuffinProof
Who's Steve Jobs?
vonKaiser
SecondToNine
Is that Willem Dafoe's daughter?
xj4low
Followed by that stare. You can see the gears working.
spoodfighter
The cricket sounds in the background are perfect in that moment.
VictusVonGuyver
Now that's a look I can fall far. Hilarious goofiness.
euphoricopportunity
She knew exactly what he wanted.
CheesersGhost
To put her hand in his ass
trogdor9000
This ladies and gents is how memes are born!
batlaser
Cuz I’ll fiiiiiind youuuuu
Mythanris90
RonnieKielbasa
Shit you're at 420 upvotes I can't upvote. Thems the rules.
RonnieKielbasa
I'm back with my upvote
Lamech777
Aforaseem
ChowYunChubby
Gettin ready to put that hand in that ass
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
METROlD
She looks high as giraffe balls.
nocommennts
He's toying with her, but she's toying with him... she won't stay...
HassyWan
Tbh I think it’s more of a “lost in translation “ issue if she’s not a native English speaker
upfr0mhere
Who hurt you?
AtmaDarkwolf
I mean.... I'm canukle, but am sure thats not really foreign, but I don't get it. What is the joke? (And she is cute but that not the point)
dlshark
You just need to find some updog
morethanyouthinkbutlessthanyouhope
Can you pass me the updog? "What's updog?" Not much how about you?
imonsei
how many of all of the drugs is she on?
HumbabaEpic2
A good quality J
fskn
Yes.
RamosIsANerd
7
IconicM
At least 3 speed.
MissivesFromTheTower
jimfalconer611
You know, America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe bc they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was goin on.
AnonsAndMinions
I don't necessarily disagree but what the fuck does that have to do with anything going on in this post?
NinetiesBoomer
Sex! Yes! Haha
Undaftiness
And we've had a couple hundred more years to perfect those skills, so around half of you
Americans might as well stay away.
THEmichaelscarn12
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
What is this from?
IMainReinhardt
That would be EuroTrip. A raunchy yet hilarious comedy. Definitely dated and a product of its time but still amusing enough today
tucker148
Mi scusi
BigTex1
Ben “freaky” Franklin sure didn’t mind it.
Nuttsy
Didn't he spend half his time back in Paris?
sfrinlan
Yeah, wearing cowboy shit and acting all manly to soak up them French ladies
BigTex1
Hell ya he did.
Leprechaunballsaregold
Is still going on
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Where exactly... so I can avoid it
Leprechaunballsaregold
Unfortunately the steam has frozen
zertmaster
ihavethelowground
dormantmayonnaise
jimfalconer611
Lifelong good friends and roommates
NewHopeAnnex
WeylandYutaniCorp
@Mods
Scruffy2
cubeandcube
MattTheMatix