Wife-material ending.

Dec 8, 2022 7:47 PM

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you broke her

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Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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What's part 1?

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

In her defense, it would be pretty odd to be asked to pass you something while walking and not having anything.

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I am a gay man and I would marry her. The light in her eyes and her playfulness are a delight.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She high AF.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

My buddy married a girl from Sweden, and she's silly and fun like this girl. I'm very happy for them!

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

“Well, yes but first we need to finish the joke!”

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OOOHHHHH! So that's the answer to the question, "What's up dawg?" Anal fisting.

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She seems nice.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

girlfriend.exe has stopped working

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, i got you bro" lol she's cute

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Anything butt stuff?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss that show. First season was hysterical; second, not quite as funny.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What’s that from, My Two Dads?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impastor. It's worth seeking out.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Michael Rosenbaum?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what the... what did she hear ? XD

3 years ago | Likes 371 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Dec 9, 2022 3:51 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

no

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Well, "ass me" is part of what he's saying.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

What she wanted to hear…

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"updog" sounds a lot like the Romanian word for "touch" or "grab with the hand", so I think she thinks he's asking her to touch his ass.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

no

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"can you ass me up, Dawg?", "Yeah, I got you Bro". I think this conversation may be going better than he knows. Jk, he knows.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Cut her some slack; she may not understand English very well, but she made a good fist of it.

3 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 2

Did you mean that she made a good fist impession ?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Badum tiss.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think she heard perfectly well and just wanted to tease him with ANY kind stupid reaction except the one he wanted. IMHO, she has much >

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

too much fun with his reactions for not understanding what he said.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she caught the "ass" part of pass "ass me (the) up dog" and was trying really hard to interpret what that could mean LOL

3 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Or she knows of the "updog" joke, but doesn't have a comeback ready and was trying to wing it. Good comebacks are rare. Like te Kardashian.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

Agreed she got "ass" "me" "up" "dog" that's why she said "I got you bro". After that she knows she missed something but doesn't know what.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Her imagination is going for a ride

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Wow this is so perfect for this exact convo. Impressive!!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She has seen some shit, and she ain't phased.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What is she in star trek?

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Fazed. Phased means "split up into steps."

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Touched*

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"pass me the up dog" what?

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I've always heard it as, "Is it just me or does it smell like updog in here?"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"It's just you. It's always you. Take a shower."

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, what the AF does that mean.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

What does what mean?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The response they are looking for is "what's updog?" to which they respond "Not much, what's up with you?" or some such.

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I guess it means what up dog?

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Not much. You?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got 'em

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She is soooo damn CUTE!

3 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 11

She seems out of her mind

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

She is, but can you pass me the updog already?

3 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

Who?

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Ass

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At?

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Ass?

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ligma balls

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who's Steve Jobs?

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Is that Willem Dafoe's daughter?

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Followed by that stare. You can see the gears working.

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The cricket sounds in the background are perfect in that moment.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Now that's a look I can fall far. Hilarious goofiness.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

She knew exactly what he wanted.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To put her hand in his ass

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This ladies and gents is how memes are born!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cuz I’ll fiiiiiind youuuuu

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Shit you're at 420 upvotes I can't upvote. Thems the rules.

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I'm back with my upvote

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Gettin ready to put that hand in that ass

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

v

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She looks high as giraffe balls.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

He's toying with her, but she's toying with him... she won't stay...

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Tbh I think it’s more of a “lost in translation “ issue if she’s not a native English speaker

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Who hurt you?

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

I mean.... I'm canukle, but am sure thats not really foreign, but I don't get it. What is the joke? (And she is cute but that not the point)

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

You just need to find some updog

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Can you pass me the updog? "What's updog?" Not much how about you?

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

how many of all of the drugs is she on?

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 11

A good quality J

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Yes.

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7

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At least 3 speed.

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You know, America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe bc they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was goin on.

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I don't necessarily disagree but what the fuck does that have to do with anything going on in this post?

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Sex! Yes! Haha

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And we've had a couple hundred more years to perfect those skills, so around half of you
Americans might as well stay away.

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What is this from?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would be EuroTrip. A raunchy yet hilarious comedy. Definitely dated and a product of its time but still amusing enough today

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mi scusi

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Ben “freaky” Franklin sure didn’t mind it.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Didn't he spend half his time back in Paris?

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Yeah, wearing cowboy shit and acting all manly to soak up them French ladies

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell ya he did.

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Is still going on

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Where exactly... so I can avoid it

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Unfortunately the steam has frozen

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?1 Lesbians!

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Lifelong good friends and roommates

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@Mods

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