checho503
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So my daughter is 4 and knows what Imgur is. So she said she won't leave me alone until I post her train set. So upvote. She said she wanted to see how many she can get. Even if you don't upvote. Be happy we have recruited another Imgurian!
TaylorPowers
That is one kickass train set.
anakedgoober
Can she teach others how to park irl
AngryStinkbug
Is she single?
AsianDad
snarkface
I'm pretty sure there are rules against point-whoring your own child.
checho503
Well don't up vote then
snarkface
I didn't.
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
4 year old that knows up votes on imgur. I call shenanigans
checho503
She is smart. Because I teach her.
Yamaroni
Suuure she did.
CrispyTatorTot
Sure "her" train set *wink*.
checho503
I play with it too
ilikebenches
This post got 31k points....imgur is weird
checho503
are you from 4chan?
ilikebenches
and now it's down to 29,913....and no i am not from 4chan.
ErinFromTheOffice
iupvotebadcomments
Teach her to only post funny and cute shit!
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
I, for one, am interested in her political insights.
HulkSm4sh
Lies.
42peanuts
She parks her cars better than most grown ups I know!
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
I dunno.. I don't know many grown ups who would put Train cars in the parking lot.
SecondHandDeathWish
Live in North Texas or is shitty driving universal?
amoeba15
Universal
NeverGetsTheNuke
@OP parked them. He doesn't have a daughter. He was just proud of this and didn't know how to share it with us.
DoctorFuz
FAKE NEWS!
what047
Most? Come on now, she's way above average.
itsbre
That's what they said. "Most" would be average, and she's better than most.
OmikronWeapon
Can't pick a lane though XD
Xenarion
But she drives in the middle of the road.
GeneralEcchi
This girl parks !
minecraftgamesfp
lies
KeeleonOhms
Your 4 year old should not know what Imgur is.
ChytryLisak
Sure! When I was 4 years old I didn't know it.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Ditto! When I was 4 I didn't even know what the internet was. But not many people did know about the internet in 1985...
RobBobertyYT
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
... i've been on imgur longer than your daughter's been alive.
kumisz
"You merely adopted imgur. I was born in it, molded by it." - daughter in 20 years probably
TheForerunner
Raising a nice little OCD child. Upvote.
H20Junkie
Down-vote to hell. It's a tough life kid, get used to it.
CaptainKCCO42
Downvote to hell? It's on FP, so it's a little late for that. The real lesson here is for you, and it's the value of sentiment.
H20Junkie
Well guess I'm just late. Honestly, I think the lesson is that the imgur constituents have no idea what they want on FP.
brodorodo
She's 4 i hope she can count
brodorodo
Cus its gonne get upvotes
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Imgur is hardly a place for children...
GlidingFish
We all grow up to look at weird stuff anyway.
luvinlife17
I will agree w that
IDontKnowHowToHuman
It's OK as long as the parent browses with her, and only on FP, not usersub. NOT. USERSUB. NOT USERSUB!!!!!!!!!!!!
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doinkus
I am 51 years old. I have two teenage daughters. About once a year, we pull out our Geotrax sets and make a huge train city. Keep the set.
SekomuMasada
Me and my mom do the same, only with massive KNex sets.
AutoFox
I do this with my parents and Legos. I'm 26.
theman20
I still have me old Wooden learning curve and ERTL Thomas trains. My kids'll thank me someday.
Piscivore
My son is 21 and one of his prized possessions is his Brio set. He saved up the money to buy the battery powered engine when he was 6.
servingmytimeinusersub
If you want to pay shipping, i have like 3 crates of those you can add to that
checho503
I'll pay the shipping for that
CaitheRaith
I find it hella rad that you'd even offer. Stay golden ponyboy.
amarie911
How much would shipping be to Washington state? I work in a daycare, and my twos love trains..
CaitheRaith
I used to build my own"train sets" from Tinker Toys and later from K'nex. Trains are rad but I find the cost/storage to be nightmarish.
Hission
Pics next time!
Ashen44
We just gave our geotrax set from my childhood away, super sad moment :(
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
I wish I had one when I was young. All I ever had was the Hot Wheels track thing and we all know how low quality that thing was made to be..
doinkus
Not that I'm getting rid of mine, but I heard old sets are worth decent $$ on Ebay.
SuperFunCatMom
Giving away childhood things is hard. But, someone else now will get to have amazing memories with it.
jamadrien
Right on!
Crocomaw
Sold all my Thomas stuff at a garage sale When I was in that "I wanna be a grown up" phase. Criminally underplayed. Instant regret. ;~;
Pieala
Pics or it didn't happen. I'm 65 with a 42 year old son who never had a train set because his mom (me) was a poor student.
jixathejinx
We have tonnes of brio Thomas the Tank Engine tracks and trains. Keeping them for my future grandchildren.
xTheSaltySpitoon
I don't there is a daughter, but I would hope you wouldn't let a 4 year old on this app.
redloki55
She needs more @OP, like twice as much tracks!
Nugz727
Bullshit she "knows" what imgur is. As a father with a 7, 3, and 2 year old. She doesn't KNOW. Your just using her for free points.
siler7
*youaruawerua're
Ilikeyogurt
Move along you cynical person, my 1 yr old knows what Imgur is.
checho503
Walmart
les4love
My 3yo knows what it is and asks to look at every time I pull my phone out. All it takes is showing them something they find interesting.
Aprana
my little brother is 5 and absolutely loves imgur, whenever he has my phone he wants to look at the "picture one" he even upvotes/downvotes
10tacles
This explains a lot. There might be thousands of kids that can't even read participating in the community.
AlphanumericCharacter
So that's why all my posts got downvoted to oblivion!
z3lfmoord
Words of advice: you don't need to start your sentences with "so".
SirBaldrick
Fuck off
TogepiOmelette
Haters gunna hate
AlbertFrankenstein
Yes we are
NameNotVerified
Potatoes gonna potate.
marsii
I'm not comfortable for a 4 year old to be here
VonKarnstein
I'm not comfortable for anybody to be here
TylerTheAnarchist
As long as she doesn't visit user sub Im sure she will turn out fine. \
IDontKnowHowToHuman
http://38.media.tumblr.com/81333094b16b087f3d51b2ab85147d27/tumblr_inline_nzz1q03NsZ1t6oo71_500.gif
JohnnySilverhand
I think just in general she should stay off
checho503
User sub is pretty messed up. I have the child filter on.
livingonthemildside
As a mom with a 3 year old obsessed with trains I wish there were more points I could give he saw them and said "momma I want that trains"
electricboobs
I think similar or the same mats are sold in Ikea.
checho503
Walmart
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
https://youtu.be/hHkKJfcBXcw
in2i2on
As a 40 ish yr old man, I just asked my wife if i can has a train set..
Flareside
As a 37 yo dad of 3 boys, I want that car mat
almostlucy
You could wear it: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1451/7544/products/2-1_83813ad6-1ccf-4696-a5f0-9814fe04c4b8_1024x1024.jpg?v=1475112947
HorribleWifey
Ikea too.
Momof2needsabreak
Dude, make your own. My daughters and I drew a map with any building and shit they wanted. They love it.
JarOFanta
DIY is always the way to go when it's an option. Loving this thread.
WallpaperProblems
As a 15 Year Old which just joined the Train craze. TRAAAIIINSSSS
SafetyAdvocate
All aboard the hypetrain!#trainhype*training montage*hyppopotamusHypeType:TrainzMegan Trainer training my train to chain its gains*Hypedrop*
Catbab
As a 16 year old who recently applied to volunteer at the local steam railway. TOOT TOOT
potatomajor
As a 24 year old who's been obsessed all his life, you're in for a shit ride of overpriced models and many nights alone.
imightbeabearindisguise
As a 48 year old cranky bastard? I'll agree.... Butt fuck..
ForSomeAbstractReason
Taking my daughter to the Carillon Train Festival tomorrow, an engineer built his own steam locomotive that kids can ride. It's gonna be lit
potatomajor
Thats good, start them early! And that's the scale I model in, we call it the "hernia gauge."
ForSomeAbstractReason
Nice lol my dad does N gauge I believe, the tabletop but not super tiny kind. Focusing on Northern Pacific brand at the moment
potatomajor
*That's
PompatusOfLove
I think we all know there is no "daughter"...
VeryScaryHarry
I have a "friend with a four year old son" and I"m going to "but one of these for him"!
EmCeeMiNacion
Are you saying, she, she's dead?
bermudez0390
senorsamuel
@OP
Intelletc
m4tthew26
HAHAHAHAHAHA
beedoubleuthree
Or spoon.
GnomeHomo
Not since the train accident...
Vaanhalen
All u posters: please for the love of all thats holy don't turn imgur into a desperate plea for likes and shares. This isn't Facebook
checho503
I even wrote you don't have to upvote. It's my daughter that does.
HappyJello
What really happens
earthymalt
"made me"
gaystoner
Toddlers with guns who have elaborate extortion fantasies are *such* a scary hot-button issue rn. I personally can't believe a word from 'em
gaystoner
"I have a pony!" Oh yeah right, how did you lease a stable? "My favorite color is blue!" Well, I saw you eating g the green crayon yesterday
Sciddian
"this..."
Sciddian
Why the fuck is this one of my highest scoring comments? I work so hard and all i had to do was put quotations around part of the title?
Zamm005
Because humans are super original.. every one thinks really differently.. comedy in Imgur comments is always original. Can't you see it? :|
MildInconvenience
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biggwhytey
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drakhavik
"p"
ThomasJeffersonAirplane
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1z4GarWgAAFARt.jpg
tchmnky
Upvoted because I made it this far.
lWulfl
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darkhavana0512
Pulsivi
My queennnnn
KeisatsuOtaku
I'm Poppy, i'm Poppy, Poppy, Poppy......
Justkillmealready
Idk how but she manages to be both therapeutic and creepy and the same time.
hmmnnmmm
A wild poppy appears!
IDontKnowHowToHuman
The internet is bizarre & confusing, but it's still a more natural home to me than the human world.
GoldenSun3DS
Who is this?
BobTerwilliger
Every 4 year old I've ever met barely knows what a fork is let alone what Imgur is.
les4love
My 3yo def knows what Imgur is and loves browsing with me.
ThatChecksOut
Same here, we love any and all animal gifs. "Again again, oh how cute!"
les4love
Haha mine says "awww can I see again" over and over
ThatChecksOut
Kids are awesome. Exhaustingly awesome.
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
My kid at 4 was assembling lego kits...
TimePressure
Umm, 4 year old kids can be oddly smart. My niece was reading books for teenies in two languages at that age.
twofishtails
Depends. My son at 4 was pretty good at differential calculus, but was only so-so at musical transcription.
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
Ok that made me laugh out loud :)
TimePressure
If a 4yr old can't eat without help, thats because they were not given the chance. Yesterday I sat besides a two year old who could.
GrimRiderJ
Yeah I don't the the upvoters or commenter have kids...
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
Seriously? My daughter taught my son to use one when he was almost two and she was three. Come on! Kids are wicked smart sometimes.
z3lfmoord
The 4 year olds you meet must be pretty dumb
iwyn
You must live in china then.
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aether11
I've heard they use chopsticks over there
todayimgurlearned
http://reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/chang_spits_milk.gif
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Chinese 4-year-olds may not know how to use forks, but they do know how to assemble smartphones!