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Chopsworth
Most of this is just absolute shit. Fuck off with this.
VernonTWalldrip
To be fair, English church leaders thought everything bad was literally a punishment from God.
SickOfThisCessPool
They hated nothing more than the poor. A man was only as good as the wealth he could give to the church in the name of salvation.
theloneponderer
Like having to live in England
Behlon
Of course the Church thought vikings were punishment, they were sailing bandits who loved attacking defenseless monks for their shit.
EarthTourist
almost literally what I was going to post. hardly means anything very terrible
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
And everything good is sinful to enjoy.
MrsDPettyB
Still do
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
And little boys a gift
GrimRiderJ
So did the muslims when The mongols Rolled through.
ChaoticScholar
Yet the Christians thought they were Nestorian Christians with Prester John. That nearly turned out badly
HailToUltron
God here. It totes was punishment. I drank a lot back then. Just angry all the time. I never knew my dad. I've been seeing a therapist.
IChangedMyUsernameMyOldOneSucked
They still do
IAmDrBanner
"No! My prize winning Rose garden was eaten by caterpillars? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD?!"
Futanaridesu
"EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES!!"
fartbender
Your roses lead you down the road to unbridled hubris!! I have taught you a lesson of humility to save your soul!!
captainapplesauce
Oh how these thorns have pricked me! I pray for forgiveness, for that my blood was not drawn in vain!
hypnokrote
Don't forget they were v good settlers, founding Dublin, Normandy, Iceland, Greenland, NAmerica and Kiev, Cyrillic is said to come from them
reactiondumpster
If you've read the Icelander Sagas, you'll know that The Norse people were a warrior society but they were mainly just farmers.
reactiondumpster
And probably were brutal but not AS brutal as people say they were.
Andemor
Who thought there might be bathrooms on a viking ship?
GentlemanWendigo
I wouldn't be surprised if they just soiled themselves right where they stood & never bothered to wipe or clean themselves. Filthy animals
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
My name is relevant in your comment
Dolenmorgul
Olaf, the irritable bowel guy, did, poor Olaf
MerToo
yeah they kept him on the poop-deck facing forwards and he three days off the voyage time
TrustedAdvisor
Or any other ship built in twelfth century.
VernonTWalldrip
Take my oar a minute, I need to visit the powder deck.
Brainbo
Made me laugh. Upvoted.
INeedTPNow
"I need to go sharpen my teeth" was the common euphemism back then.
MithridateEupator
Right? You put in bathrooms, where are you going to put the pool?
Brainbo
A toilet's just a miniature pool, right?
eftwyrd
Vikings, the best swimming athletes in all Olympic games. If only they could attend at the time....
GreenYawgmoth
I mean, you can just pee off the side.
Itisseventyalonghere
IKR is OP fucking high?
chromofoam
In one of Michael Palins shows-80 days I think-he was on a ship for a few days.the bog was a plank with a hole in,over the side. In the 80s.
MerToo
personally I enjoy the trapeze-poop, which involves standing outboard using my life-harness lanyard tied to the boom-gallows.
chromofoam
....at the finish line in a yacht race right in the middle of the flotilla. Go on. I dare you.
alwaysupvotecanadianhistory
Viking porta potties. (aka the bucket)
EvilDeadTed
Why use a bucket when you can hang your ass off the side of the boat?
alwaysupvotecanadianhistory
You haven't spent much time on a boat in rough seas have you.
RGnt
If you think dipping your balls in to water while visiting toilet is bad, I wouldn't recommend trying that.
ootsker
Probably the same person who thought they had WiFi
ScreamingFirehawk
No, they only had Bluetooth. Duh.
SergeiBoobtitsky
RGnt
*slow slow slow clap*
2plus2is4quickmaths
English monks wrote a lot of their history.. And being raided by the vikings would've made it a lil one-sided
ProfessorJoeCarroll
There's no evidence that the "Blood Eagle" was a real torture method. It was only mentioned twice in poetry, if I recall correctly.
MrMarston
And even then it is most likely in reference to a kenning that an outside source misinterpreted.
AirshipEngineer
Wow this is incredibly inaccurate. like impressively so.
MasterofLove1101
You'll see a lot of these ideas used in the movie, The 13th Warrior
DukeDarkwood
The movie where a Spaniard portrays an Arabian Viking. Who, while a scholar, apparently is an expert swordsmith who can turn a claymore into
DukeDarkwood
a shamshir. Directly.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Imgur needs a "Shit-Postiest shit post of the day" list.
varvaSasen
[CITATION FUCKING NEEDED]
mormacil
They don't exist, utter bullshit.
KillingTheJoke6
Now re-read these with 'Immigrant Song' blasting
RatoMolhado
So hyped they used Immigrant Song in the trailer for the next Thor movie!
KillingTheJoke6
Yeah, it's been in my head all week. "Hammer... of the gods..."
ChicksDigTrucks
OneTrillionDeadSouls
That idea of berserkers is a myth they were more like champions to their earls, I don't have the source
thraxcres
Earl sigard by the way agreed to a 20 vs 20 duel which he brought 40 men to. Asshole deserved it
DirtyDancingCursingBackmaskingBacksliddenPastorsKid
Then the enemy was stupid enough to bring only 20
thraxcres
British sense of honor
Drakeoulias
Am I crazy or were those teeth not very pointy
bantudota
yea that viking clearly hadn't even done prestige levels yet
thatsnotahealthysnackrebecca
Filed teeth to points - shows picture of flat-filed teeth
VinnieJonesDiary
It pisses me off so much how wrong most of these are, it's just so lazy, spreading myths that were debunked a hundred years ago.
Nothingeatssourcream
Damn, but they all sound so cool. ????
VinnieJonesDiary
There's plenty of cool facts about Vikings that are actually true, they dont need to make up new ones
Nothingeatssourcream
I agree. The Vikings were so bad ass anyone can make up something insane about them and most people will believe it.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
There's longboatloads of bullshit in this post.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Also the background images don't make sense. Vikings didn't have feathers and horns on their heads. Naked fanatics were Britons.
VinnieJonesDiary
One of em is of late 16th century Irish soldiers, not even close to Vikings!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
You mean #8 ?
VinnieJonesDiary
Yup! The guy being carried is Gerald FitzGerald the 14th earl of Desmond.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
That's really cool. So by that stage was Desmond a part of a greater Munster Kingdom?
mormacil
It bugs me he didn't even take Germanic naked warrriors but went with fucking celts.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Even then it would have been wrong because Germanic/Saxon was definitely not Scandinavian, in fact they were at war constantly, afaik.
mormacil
Nope http://imgur.com/PZ7XUHq map of the Germanic tribes. Saxon is just one of the germanic tribes.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Nothing wrong with Celts... Celts are cool...
mormacil
Just very not viking. But yeah celts are cool.
ThatOneFur
[Citation needed]
Eiriktrollet
Skræling does not mean that at all... We still have this word in Norwegian ffs... It means "screamer" or "madman". Kinda.
xtmmxreaper
Our Native Americans were so weird, even the Vikings knew this.
ForestRed
Nah. Skræling comes from the norse word skrælna, which means weak/feeble. The modern version of the word is skral.
ForestRed
You are probably thinking of the word skråle, which means shouting/yelling/being loud
Eiriktrollet
Also, I see now that acording to wikipedia you're right, but I've read something else in a book
Eiriktrollet
And in what part of the country do they still use skral? Never heard it before
Hairminator
Sweden here, it's an archaic word for someone who is weakened/sickly.
sadsociologist
From Hedmark in Norway: we use 'skral' to describe someone sick, feeble, weak etc
Eiriktrollet
Finnes det andre Hedmarker? xP
SinnyPower
Incorrect fact 227 - Vikings loved to yodel when the did a poo poo
redsmerf
Who doesn't?
Criticalfailure404
#1 my family has a legend that we are descendants of Eric the Red. I have only been able to trace my linage to Norway so far.
lovit487
The oldest nordic Parish register is from 1611, so that's the as far back you can trace your family.
VinnieJonesDiary
If u go back that far in history if u are from the same continent you're probably connected to them in some way.It means absolutely nothing
ElPoloDiablo
Statistically speaking you probably are. Assuming no inbreeding took place, by 10 generations (~late 16th century) you have 4096 ancestors.
ElPoloDiablo
By 11th century (~29 generations back) there'd be over 4 billion ancestors. Obviously inbreeding did take place, that's inevitable.
DirtyDancingCursingBackmaskingBacksliddenPastorsKid
Unless you have bone DNA it's almost impossible to ever know that. Plus the "Viking" people were awful at keeping records.
VernonTWalldrip
My grandfather used to say that we were descended from Marcus Aurelius because our name was Marcarelli. Looked it up....
VernonTWalldrip
Turns out to be more like "property of Marcus Aurelius."
NamesAreStupid
Slave
BigDumbFaggot
I'm white and I've only met black people with my last name. They say most slaves took their owner's name when freed...
Criticalfailure404
My last name is Erickson, or son of Eric. The only thing that even lends it any credence at all is the area my line comes from.
Criticalfailure404
But I don't really believe it.
TheSwedishCryptid
Unless the son of Erik didn't name his son after himself (Which would been quite off thing not to do at the time), I doubt it.
DrNoMeansNo
The onion soup "fact" seems like bollocks.
VinnieJonesDiary
It's actually one of the only ones I believe, and that's because it was in Horrible Histories.
SankingDragon
Not sure if Vikings did it but it has been done throughout many periods of history/
HolyOldMackinaw
That's actually one of the few which is true, although most things I've read say it was onions mixed with oatmeal
SpecialProjectY
Strong onion smell is typical for any untreated wound and doesn't necessarily mean organ perforation.
DrNoMeansNo
So why can't I find any Scandinavian source for this?
HolyOldMackinaw
Found in the saga Hiemskringla recorded by Snorri Struluson, used to treat the warrior Thormod.
DrNoMeansNo
Thanks.
DrNoMeansNo
Like you said, it was propably a mixture of onion and porridge. I need to find my Snorre in the book shelf.
Redwolf2495
I hate to be one of "those guys," but we modern folk don't know for certain that berserkers existed. It's far more likely they're a myth.
zeiji
think it kinda stems from bad trips from drinking the urin of raindeers that had eaten Amanita muscaria
DukeDarkwood
While the stories of them are more rooted in legend than historical cases, it's actually fairly plausible that they could have existed. Wild
DukeDarkwood
fighters have existed throughout many cultures in history; Nordic berserkers would be just another entry on such a list. However, you are
DukeDarkwood
right that we can't prove it. They're possible, even plausible, but that doesn't make it certain.
lamiadomina
Norse-speaking scribes translated references to royal champions as "berserker." They existed, but most of the stories about them are false.
jm540
I read somewhere Ber-serker was because they wore bear skins as a signal of how tough they were that they could kill a bear
DukeDarkwood
This is one of my favorite pieces of trivia; glad someone mentioned it.
drvanburen
Blood eagles aren't real. The only recorded instance of one is from a book of Viking myths and legends. Fact checking, please
JMensch
Which one? Are you referring to the blood eagling of the northumbrian king AElla? Or the Orkneyinga saga?
drvanburen
I stand corrected, there are two. I was thinking of Halfdan and forgot Ælla
crushingbore
There was a serial killer in Maryland who did it to one of his guards to escape captivity.
supervillainsevilmoustache
I see what you did there
unavoidablyunavailable
Actually when the Norse sailed to the Americas they tried to conquer the local indigenous peoples. They did not succeed and left them alone.
KurtCobainsWhiteSunglasses
They were slowly killed off, they didn't really meet 1v1 in the battlefield.
VinnieJonesDiary
I don't think conquer is the right word, they tried to claim land, & fought to hold on to it. Conquer sounds like they had a more grand plan
intenseintentsintentsnsfw
1 up for facts I like
mormacil
Indeed, they totally met their match and likely abandoned their colony afterwards. They also held respect for the inuits in Greenland.
Winterhathcome
Actually, they made it to Greenland before the Inuit and were later pushed out when the Inuit arrived from Nunavut.
mormacil
2016 research indicated the Greenland colony just fell despite embracing an inuit lifestyle.
OutOfScope
That's wild speculation based on almost no fact. They only found the lanseaux meadows in 2011. It's still unknown whether an attempt at perm
OutOfScope
Permanent settlement was ever made.
Winterhathcome
There were several attempts, first Leif Erikson, then his sister, Freydís Eiríksdóttir. Eririksdottir fought with her own settlers, both 1/2
Winterhathcome
were eventually driven out by the Beothuk. There are also Norse artifacts from Greenland on Baffin Island, Nunavut, like string and iron.
OutOfScope
Artifacts just mean they visited. But permanent settlement is a whole other thing.
Generalno1
Most Viking myths were spread by the English. It's very likely that the Vikings spent most of their lives farming, not fighting.
Bowchicabowwow125
clawthewolf
When it comes to history it's important to get an actual accurate image of things
contrabasso
Spikes at the center of the shield was quite some bs. The shield "boss" was used to protect/glance slashes and piercing strikes for the hand
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
It was also needed to keep the shield intact. The wood could be removed and replaced but most of the metal was the structure.
ElPoloDiablo
They were like any other society of the time. Primarily agricultural, though granted with a very well developed merchant sector.
ElPoloDiablo
The Vikings were pirates. It's just a profession that Norsemen, Slavs and even more groups took part in.
Wanderlay
Most of the vikings, as in seafaring nordics, were merchants. They even traded with Turkey and a few stayed as the Sultans elite bodyguard.
VikingInOz
LIES!
Zixtank
In they weren't "extremely violeny" or held death games and certainly not did they cast out sickly children. They were people too you know.
CleverFandomReference
Sauce?
Muhfuckingodzilla
Those skraeling/pygmies actually ran their asses off as well..funny the last description doesnt mention this...
Wiggiwoo
Vikings were primarly merchants
BigSnicker
Yep. Pretty sure the best theories say the "Blood Eagle" was only cited by the English to scare their people. No primary source verification
Toobadadag
Still resulted in a mesmerizing and horrifying scene in the series Vikings. It was as beautifuly filmed as gruesome
Toobadadag
Forgot some sauce, a bit potato quality and NOT FOR THE WEAK even though it's fake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug6Gez_kPHo
BigSnicker
Believe me, that scene was so incredible I've never hoped more for a gruesome murder story to be true! lol. Was very disappointed after.
imhoots
I was surprised to discover I had 20% Scandinavian DNA attributed to Vikings in Great Britain. 20% seems like a lot-Vikings musta been randy
clawthewolf
There's letters written by a bishop lamenting that the good English women were falling for the charms of the pagan Norsemen
clawthewolf
After all, looking good was important for a Viking so they groomed and bleached their hair, and bathed relatively often. Also used perfume
JMensch
It was prolly a balance of all three. Food acquisition, trading, and raiding. It's really no different than anyone else back then.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Just more successful, until they all converted and became docile.
DatDarthCaedus
"We are here for raiding!" "Go ahead. We have a huge army camped here at the moment." "As I said, we're here for trading!"
FoxySpirit
But they were exceptionally brutal raiders on all accounts. Also very wanted bodyguards in the middle east. Very loyal.
Strongharbour432
The Byzantine Varangians are a good example
JMensch
Their brutality is over dramatized because they were pagan. Really wasn't any more brutal than the raiding anyone did on each other.
InhumanBanana
Although the blood eagle was a real thing...
VinnieJonesDiary
Lets see your evidence then.
ignorantbastrd
Everybody had pretty fucked up torture techniques back then. The blood eagle is just a bit more creative of anything.
drvanburen
The term Viking is literally an occupation. That would be like calling all Greeks "Hoplites" or Japanese "Samurai"
MilesPrower
I'm going to call all Hoplites "Hoplites" and all Samurai "Samurai" from now on.
Koyaa
Point is you're not going to call All Greeks and Japanese Hoplites and Samurai are you? Same goes for Norse people and Vikings.
antoinebugleboy
badmacaroni
Calling all Germans "naz-" oh wait
ZeGermanGuy
Go on. Please.
fitnessjen1992
Why isn't this higher
27yoUGLYvirgin
Because it's a false equivalent. Nazis were a party. SS would work.
Nuttsy
If you go by majority, Wehrmacht would probably work better. Then again, most actually WERE in the Wehrmacht by the end.
Shovi
Yea, they sure liked to party.
badmacaroni
It's a joke. I know most Germans weren't in the party.
Beardologist
Viking was a generic term for all seaborne shenanigans, Viking meant sailor, Hoplite or Samurai were warrior castes.
Gh0u1
That's not at all true
Rodvitner
Samurai is a much broader term than you think, check out Metatron on youtube.
Zaiyyash
Hoplites weren't a caste. Just part of the militia. Refers to how they were equipped.
Dsoir
Lacedaemonian citizens of Sparta were a warrior class of hoplites, in the rest of of Greece Hoplites were militia equipped for infantry
Zaiyyash
A caste until you were too poor to be in it, but being rich couldn't get you in. I guess that's sort of a caste, but not exactly like others
Nuttsy
And for the record: In the bigger picture, the whole "Warrior class citizenry," thing didn't really work out for Sparta. At all.
AlarkonysArt
Viking actually translates to wild man of I remember right.
Contundo
Maybe. But a Vik translate to bay in Norwegian. Might just be that they often come from Bay Areas?
CodyWeber
To vike is to pillage or plunder from the sea, thus Vikings were people who viked.
AlarkonysArt
I have to look into this. I am not above admitting my mistake. Googling now. 1/2
AlarkonysArt
It would appear I'm mistaken. However it looks like the name came from how they rowed in their boats. Idk though. 2/2
thegrimreaver
Not quite. 'Viking' was the activity. Someone who goes viking is a 'vikingr.'
CodyWeber
Exactly as I said, Viking being the anglicized version.
HolyOldMackinaw
So much incorrect information and half truths in here, I don't even know where to start correcting
AmmarAyoub
They were not clean, quite the contrary they were among the filthiest people in Europe (check the Chronicles)
VinnieJonesDiary
1.OR check the grave goods, which always contain combs, earspoons, tweezers & other hygiene implements. Ibn Fadlan described them as
VinnieJonesDiary
2.filthy, because they didn't follow strict muslim hygiene rules, he noted, with disgust, that they washed every day, but shared the water.
Fanofthegoldenpun
Thanks! Glad I'm not the only one to feel that way!
MrMarston
Yeah, as a medievalist specializing in Northern Europe a lot of these posts just make me agitated.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Tell more
MrMarston
Well for starters, as others have stated in the comments, the blood eagle is bollocks. It was only mentioned once or twice in the Eddas 1/2
MrMarston
2/2 which were written centuries after the fact by later scholars who most likely did not understand that this was probably a kenning
LychFinderGeneral
How about you start with that berserker bullshit
GlassCanon
Thank you. I was wondering if I was just high and imagined like, three years of learning actual viking shit.
Aathole
Still entertaining. Bit a counter post would be welcome!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
You wouldn't believe how much rage I get when I read these kinds of lies (post), glad to see the myths are being dispelled more readily.
Viscouse
At the beginning. Please. Pleeeeeease.
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
polartrance
This post is truly testing the limits of how much bs can you fit in to one post.
SimpleMemeFarmer
I once heard that the few raiders/warriors who made it to old age would be fought to the death by younger ones so the old one could enter (1
SimpleMemeFarmer
Valhalla. Is this true or is that just a myth?
Eiriktrollet
Myth. It was not unusual to die by "sottedøden"(sickness or old age).
Nothingeatssourcream
Are you saying someone lied on the internet?
bawtzki
It feels like someone watched the tv show and then decided to write these.
Ander49
Well it *is* on the History Channel...
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
A TV show from the 80s.
Amazinglightbulb
If your want to correct them please do so. I'll upvote the shit out of your posts/comments
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Always interested in accurate history.
HolyOldMackinaw
Yeah I will work on a post, probably put it up around this time tomorrow, I will link you
Amazinglightbulb
Thanks m!
relatablesarcasticguy
Same please
Redwolf2495
Yo, me too!
LadyOfBluecottage
Same here too!!
SuperBobKing
I'm always interested in things being corrected on the internet.
StillbornGod
The Native Americans fucked them up big time, for instance
Kwcool
Well actually the vikings killed the most, but they didnt want to settle because of the constant attacks. The native were scared of anything
Eiriktrollet
Well, the norse killed most, and it only took one woman to scare them off sooo...
alwaysL8
That's true, I saw the movie!
migueljaksun
huh?
alwaysL8
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446013/ Movie called Pathfinder. I was being of the sillies.
snarkface
Do your own post with the same pictures, but with things crossed off and corrected.
SIrEvilMustache
https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/659wn2/imgur_presents_facts_about_vikings/
wabitgirl
With as much syrupy dripping sarcasm and disdain as possible. Imgurians LOOOVE a good shittalking post.
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HolyOldMackinaw
I post a corrected version tomorrow
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Viking fact-checking AND a lumberjack reference? Wowy wow wow.
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I look forward to it, because yea, a lot of this was complete horseshit.
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Tag me too please, I would be really interested in a corrected version of this
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authornotavailable
Don't use the same pictures, some have pointy helmets which is another misconception
SankingDragon
A lot of the pictures are completely norsemen-unrelated. A couple look like Scottish outfits.
authornotavailable
On further investigation, it appears that you are right. I see a kilt or too and some very Scottish looking socks
magicad
Use the same pictures but with the points crossed out.
authornotavailable
Beautiful
LookingForGoodUsername
Not only that, one of the pictures has a morion and a burgonet. Neither of these helmets existed at the same time as the vikings.
authornotavailable
Those are good points (unlike the ones on the helmets)
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Can't wait to see!
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Tagging.
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I'm reminding my self to check.
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tag me
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I'd also like to be tagged, please.
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Three please
canyouthriveat35
I'll come back and check.
Gluttonyxchaos
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notreallyaclevername
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BeAGrape
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TeronMoonshaft
Please tag me as well!
EvenEvanEven
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Candyclysm
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casualthursdays
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orbitn
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BeerandRum
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LatoyaTheExploya
Doot
KNBKevin
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balencedrago
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JadeEye
Doth
wytew0lf
DOOT
theytookmyfuckingusername
Tag me as well please.
noxiousSaucyBeast
Message me a link if you can please
InternetToughGuy75
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ThyGinger
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ConkerHasNuts
Dooty
morphiusprime
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iSiLenCe
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PurpleTigon
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