2 bears walk into a bar

May 27, 2017 9:15 AM

WHAT!? TWO NICHOLAS CAGE!? They're gonna punch someone!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that 3rd bear in the back is all like "you fuckin uncle toms. Dancin for the man and shit."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Day 576, they still haven't noticed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hur dur look at me I'm a hooman!"

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And sit on bar stools

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This better not fucking be in Canada

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to mention the vertical video?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you say animal farm

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I seriously thought it was two people in a bear suit.

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And then someone gets mauled and the bear gets shot. DON'T FEED WILDLIFE

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

this is an enclosure/sanctuary. Not the wild.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it when people suddenly shoot something spectacular and their hands are steady. Good shootin' toots.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the picnic basket?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bigfoot is real dudes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess the russians were onto something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Look at me, I'm a human. Durr durr durr"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

ayyyyy boo boo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Two bears walk into a bar, the bar tender immediately calls the police. The bears claim he wouldn't have if they were polar bears."

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This seems like a REALLY bad idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Bearus Christ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually see bears at bars. Gay bars that is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be weird to have bears evolve to walking on two feet like people. Have them start office jobs and wear suits lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everland, South Korea http://youtu.be/P9sobqNBFnE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this a 2 beers walk into a bar and thought "why?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love bears

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this is China I'm not entirely convinced those aren't humans in bear suits. We've seen their lions:

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

It's Korea!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was there a while ago, it's really a shih tzu.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this real?? I'm going to need some Sauce.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised you didn't know. It was big news. http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/16/world/asia/china-zoo-dog-lion/

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It's always funny to see bears right after hibernation, man they need a cheeseburger.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is everyone just going to ignore how there are 3 bears in one spot?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

When I went to sequoia (97% sure I spelled that wrong) natl park I saw 13 bears in just three days. Coming from Ohio thats some scary shit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like how you used up 31 characters to state that you might have spelled Sequoia wrong and didn't.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're not from a rural area are you? I didn't have to worry about gangs as a kid... But bears are fast as hell. They climb trees too.

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Are they feeding them? Do you want bears to associate humans with food? Because that's how you get bears to associate humans with food.

9 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 14

And that leads to ants. Do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does my dog associate me as food?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At a park. Sit down at table to eat. Instantly flocked by geese and seagulls. Asshole sitting in the grass nearby is feeding them bread.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This looks alot like the safari park at Everland in ROK, the bears live ij thr enclosure and associate the buses with food so that ....

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Amusement park guests get a good show. This isnt the wild.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Makes more sense. As those people would never be able to leave that bar. Exo's are better by the way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this case I'm guessing it's good for business and almost certainly an enclosed area anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

They have wildlife parks like that out here, anything from a lion to a giraff can just come up to your car.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They do this in Canada when they stop on the highway too though. So... Maybe they just dgaf

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm Canadian and I'm sorry to say we most certainly do not do this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Referring to tourists

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't think the gravity of feeding wildlife is impressed upon them back home or once they visit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Apologized in his comment. Canadianicity confirmed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, I wonder if this could explain some sasquatch sightings

9 years ago | Likes 613 Dislikes 5

absolutely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh wrong. Sasquatch is way more blurry.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Indeed, they look eeirily human standing up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the theory that they are caveman ghosts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How would bears explain them? They can't even speak.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smartass

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Maybe they are sasquaches in bear costumes.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Maybe they're yeti on holidays?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drugs help.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't disrespect OP's mom like that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's... That's actually a really good point. I feel dumb for never thinking about that.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

It's pointed out in a lot of documentaries. I don't think I ever would have made the connection

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Opiates may also explain them

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a common theory

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes, all of them. All sasquatch sightings are actually of bears. Can stop looking now. Signed, not sasquatch. http://imgur.com/lGhlSFL

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I Can't stand it when people think i'm a bear!!!!

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Somethings fucky

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a bull, we get it. (Hey Steve.)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You seem, interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a Klingon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look at the eyebrows and moustache. That's actually a particularly hairy Klingon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? That's what I was thinking too. Like. Damn, that Klingon needs some hair removal treatments.

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Samsquamch

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Samsquanch!

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Decent

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GREAAASSSSYYY

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Shh.. Dja hear that? ..... That's a squatch.

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Shushsquatch?

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They're the worst.

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