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ElbowDeepInABlackhole
Weekend at Bernies ass shit.
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
It's almost like reporters are barred from recording video in that location, no matter who's sitting there in a chair, wheeled or not.
They could agree to follow the rules, or they wouldn't be let in. It's not that hard to understand. https://radiotv.house.gov/for-gallery-members/rules-for-electronic-media-coverage-of-congress
endem1c
Dude is clearly incapacitated.
Frenchgeek
The lack of brain is not a problem for his work.
andaraven
Why do they comply? For continued access to a house of lies? They could do better reporting from outside the White House if they just had one fucking spine between them.
WeAreFriendsNow
He's wearing tan pants!
Coziestwall
The nerve of him !
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
OozyRatInASanitaryZoo
Found a video!
BrahmaDogAlpha
Hhahahahaahhaha!!!!
xcelita
Lol I legitimately guffawed at this
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
Noahbalboa82
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dTc4MXNuYjg4b3gzazVidXo1OTJtMmM3azh2MWd0cXNjN2RzZzd0ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/eevfPxSmGYu6k/200w.webp
PetricusGaming
My grandfather looked better than this wheeling corpse when he passed in his sleep randomly at 99yo.
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
theskepticinme
invaderjak
And that was the last they saw of ol' me
Newfangledtomfoolery
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWJmNTJjbmN2aW5hOHd3NGxqMGc2bXR3N2xicjd2cWgwaXFnN3BodSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/f9RzoxHizH72k15FKS/200w.webp
LabsAreGoobers
VindictiveBathToaster
Why have we not implemented an upper age limit to serve in the house, senate, as president or as a judge?
Darkpyroninja
TheGddmnBatman
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZGhrYThvZTB5cXlsZGt3aDZ4enJ5cnE2MjJvOHZic2pzemM3Z2RmMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2JhMhHPeO6LGNKaA/200w.webp
pareidoliaperson
That sponge bob skeleton grandma.
FrenziiTheIMP
WHAT‽ WHAT IS HE SELLING‽ https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3UxN3pua3ZtbXNuY2pwd2Jnd3A0M29qZGlxZDJpdmx4ZGNkYzF0YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3nFrJwQ7TIhjc4rS/200w.webp
ka1iban
Zarcyn
Does he know where he is?
ShowUsTheMemesAndNoOneGetsHurt
ParrotHat
Those are some hypoxic lips if I've ever seen any
digmybones
More accurately, he was deliberately wheeled out into an area where video/film cameras are barred
etherbunny41
And yet we have video footage of him interacting with people for... some reason.
HandoB4Javert
MaverickTitan
Goddamn ghoulish. He probably doesn’t even remember his own name.
Soggybathroomsock
Healthy as a horse. An entirely braindead horse, but a horse none the less.
Fuckimgurcunts
He's gone dude
theskepticinme
Mitch isn’t here right now but if you’d like to leave a message, I’ll have him give you a call back. Maybe…
nimeton0
heyletsbefriends
Iblamemyparentstoo
I hope dragging his nearly dead ass back on to the Senate floor blows up in republicans faces!
feelymcfeel
Because journalistic integrity no longer exists in the face of Christonationalist fascism in America?
FelonyRaptor
Because there are no real reporters in the White House anymore. They're not allowed in.
eion85
This is at the Capitol, about 2 miles away from the White House, and an entirely different branch of the US Government.
The appearance was also staged at a location that bars all video recording by standing rules. This was not a capitulation by reporters.
FelonyRaptor
Oh ok, my bad.
Renza0
ngl, between the secrecy, extended duration, strokes on camera, blatant medical issues, and old-man fall, I'd be more inclined to believe its some fucking animatronics or someone wearing some quality prosthetics than him remaining alive under his own power, at best I doubt he can do anything more than look like an animatronic muppet and breathe.
Dyamonde
Nah, it is him, and he is breathing unassisted. But that's about as far as it gets. He can move his arms a little. But yeah, mentally he's almost completely gone. A live puppet, no more agency of his own.
harthram
andremilette31415
disney animatronics division did a great job for the small of time they had
heyletsbefriends
TheLiteraryMachine
Depends on what you mean by alive. His heart is apparently beating, but there is no life behind those eyes.
TheLastSpaceman
It's all fucking theatrics.
OnyxTurret
The real question is, is he genuinely fit to carry out his duties?
Renza0
pretty sure he hasnt been fit to carry out his duties for years if not decades
aChungusAmongUs
There’s a clip circulating of him just staring blankly with a sort gaping grin on his face. Reminds me of that DC politician character from parks n rec
MrRSJ
I saw that same video. Drugged out of his mind to keep still. No way he voted ...
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Or Feinstein or that 100 year old dude who didn't understand what he was voting on. Maybe having the senate be a retirement home is a bad idea
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Wait no, I was thinking of Cochran who kept casting the wrong votes, not Thurmond who was 100 years old
bspurgeon5150
Yup. It was creepy as fuck. Like, lights are on but nobody’s home type thing
Iinajoki360
Terrific!
ElaineTheNPC
TexMexHex
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OWdsajR4aDBvc2g1MTlxcmV5azExZ3V1dnI5azd4b2thODZ0eXVkbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0IAHJBZa1zf6UqQ/200w.webp
samsneed
livingonagiantfireball
He looks like they used a robot with mitch skin on it, use a thermal camera next time to check his skin temp.
azazyel
The robot acting dude?
shermce
Or Joe Biden
TheVillageGrouch9000
talomox14
Not really, considering we literally just saw him alive and well a couple days ago at the September 11th memorial while Donnie was caught snoozing during his. But hey, I get it. You got mouths to feed and so you get paid to say stupid shit online. At least I hope you are getting paid to be stupid, cause if not.....
LustyLombax
Oh fuck off you trump dick sucking cunt, go smell his shitty diaper some more pedo lover
BesticlesTesticles
I mean … I voted for Biden, but he’s legitimately not doing much better right now. Stage 4 metastatic prostate cancer + dementia means we’ll probably have another state funeral soon (if Trump doesn’t do some bullshit to block it) ._.
Feralkyn
And you agree with the comment that the McConnell clip above "reminds you of Joe Biden?" The dude's still perfectly coherent & aware and would've been doing a far better job than any of these motherfuckers, AND YET he chose to step down, which... *gestures at McConnell*
aChungusAmongUs
Oh look, a pedophile cultist
johnblood616
Biden, the guy who stepped down cuz he was too old? You got BDS, you pedo
Syovere
Yeah it still looks like a bad case of rigor tortoise to me.
poexone
Points!
captainsweatypants
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Wish I had more than one upvote
HillOfBeans
Hey, @ExtraUpvote, you there?
Darklinkinfinite
Darklinkinfinite
SandyTentaclez
Like I said before... this man does not even know who he is. I would bet on that.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Oh my god he actually looks like a taxidermy of himself.
RandomDude74575
yo thats scary af
blindSniper9000
The robot company and taxidermist: best we can do.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
"His mouth isn't closing."
"Yeah, we couldn't afford to oil that hinge on accounta the Hormuz."
Poppypoppoppop
Animatronic? Prove me I'm wrong
sapphirelabsx
Naw I legit thought the same thing. That's some Weekend at Freddy's bullshit.
OriginalAndWitty
Yeah, he's on ALL the drugs. 'Fit for congressional responsibilities'... my fuckin ass.
magus200342
That's what severe stroke + dementia+ lots of drugs looks like. Boht what I expected honestly
aChungusAmongUs
Fayen
He hasn't blinked in 6 hours
whatdanforthsaw
he looks like he's watching poor people being thrown into a wood chipper
kEMup
lonosham
Stop! His penis can only get so erect (and now I have to go throw up)
spittleteets
He was purposely rolled into an area directly outside the Senate Chamber because video recording is prohibited under Senate Rules. People need to learn or brush up on their Critical Media Literacy instead of posting misinformation and half-truths.
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
But if they're not posting misinformation and half truths they won't have anything to say at all
ThatGuyInTheMountains
Fuck yourself?
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
Well I sure as fuck don't want you to do it
ThatGuyInTheMountains
So they're not barred from recording?
spittleteets
Only allowed still photos and audio. People were saying his voice was too weak to pick up as he was a few meters away from reporters
eion85
The people of Kentucky deserve two full time and capable Senators.
PunnyTiger
the people of the united states deserve senators and PRESIDENT WHO DON'T USE THEIR POSITION FOR CRIME AND GRIFT.
eion85
See second criteria
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
The people of Kentucky deserve exactly what they've been voting for for the past 40 years. If they wanted full time and capable senators they wouldn't have elected McConnell and Paul.
Ardilla05
Exactly. Shitty hicks deserve shitty leaders.
eion85
You're leaving out the voter suppression that is ongoing in Kentucky.
And your self righteousness is not going to help advance your political interests.
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
Oh fuck off with that nonsense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_Senate_election_in_Kentucky Look at that primary. Over 80% for McConnell. That's voter suppression?
And who says I'm self righteous? That's the meaning YOU are assigning to my words. Your inability to read my tone does not mean that's my tone. You should learn the difference.
This isn't like Fetterman where he changed. McConnell has been the same piece of shit for decades. If they wanted better they'd primary him.
eion85
Why do you think Republican primary results are a useful datum here?
Republicans in KY has also disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of voters, imposed onerous Voter ID requirements targeting non-white communities, and lots of other things that absolutely suppress the vote and make your claim McConnell is beloved and popular and the people of KY deserve this doubtful.
And it still doesn't help your aims.
Chooseausernameandyoureallset
If Republicans wanted someone else they'd stop voting for him in the primary. 2020 they had how many options?
And I never said he was beloved and popular. If you're gonna make stupid shit up, do it in the shower. Making up dumbass arguments doesn't help your aims. At all. It just makes you look silly.
Aren't Republicans mostly white? And I love the "other things I'm not going to talk about" category. That's called a trash can, where the rest of your argument belongs.
eion85
If you're going to block someone, just block them. Don't be a piece of shit and post a comment and then block them.