I made a promise to my wife after her telling me she loved lavender that she would never need to buy a lavender plant again., I have gifted her lavender every year for her birthday.
We haven't spoken in months directly to each other. The lavender I got for her this year in August is on the balcony slowly dying.
I made a promise and I have been keeping it. Taylor's "FUCK YOU" really cuts deep here.
My Dude. You made a commitment. Go water that fucking lavender. Every day as needed. Doesn't matter why you or your wife are made at each other. You. keep. watering. the. plant. Or you throw it in the trash and never buy another one. This message was not about the plant.
the guy who invented this love language shit suggested, as a Marriage counselor, that a woman in an abusive marriage should put out more for her husband to keep him happy
> Scientific studies on the validity of love languages have yielded mixed or inconclusive results, with much research leaning toward refuting the concept
(It is asserted that a guy invented the concept partly to manipulate his wife into accepting his poor behavior. But I'm not interested in that part. I think the concept is useful even if it's wrong. I like doing things for people I like. Like their dishes.)
the notion of love languages is 100%, utterly, totally, fantastially, philosophically, ecumenically, and in all other ways horse shit. It's just more horoscope, Myers-Briggs nonsense. Everything and everyone in the world will be better off just forgetting that this nonsense exists. Just stop it. It's making you stupid.
The problem is that the whole thing is just "listen to your partner" but instead people have latched on to this weird idea that there are only 5 ways to express affection, which, again, some random asshole just made up
this...its similar to the larks vs owls stuff...some people go to bed at 9pm and get up at 4am, others dont go to bed before 4am...yet some people consider themselves "the norm" and then critizise others for being different...in a similar way some people decide that all girls have to like flowers and jewellery and dining out, only to then critize those who would rather prefer a beanbag and a pile of books or whatever for being ungrateful or difficult and all that...similarly for men of course...
Same as it ever was. Instead of downloading a file, morons screen record their phone and then repost that, and then that repost gets re-downloaded again and compressed to fit the file limits of a different platform and loses even more fidelity... it goes on and on. I've seen videos here before that released less than 24 hours before and yet have so much compression you'd swear they were filmed in 2002.
I had an ex where we met end of high school and were each other’s first relationship. Towards the end they cried about how they wish they found me last because they wanted to be with me forever but know what is like to have dated other people. They then cheated on me and married said person a few years later.
They were both quite shitty and abusive people, so that taught me the meaning behind the negative connotations of “they deserve each other.”
crystal0forte
I love how she's basically calling men too stupid to remember 'birdhouse' and y'all are upvoting it.
dooremouse
Taylor Tomlinson is my absolute favorite.
clemdarkstarzero
Taylor!!!
mygodhasabiggerdick
I made a promise to my wife after her telling me she loved lavender that she would never need to buy a lavender plant again., I have gifted her lavender every year for her birthday.
We haven't spoken in months directly to each other. The lavender I got for her this year in August is on the balcony slowly dying.
I made a promise and I have been keeping it. Taylor's "FUCK YOU" really cuts deep here.
WhoopsDidISayThatOutLoud
My Dude. You made a commitment. Go water that fucking lavender. Every day as needed. Doesn't matter why you or your wife are made at each other. You. keep. watering. the. plant. Or you throw it in the trash and never buy another one. This message was not about the plant.
Scahrossar
Taylor Tomlinson is amazing <3
royce32
She's probably the best stand up going at the moment
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Chris Higgins is better
thekeyofe
Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch who watches over you.
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
CKSKenO
Not to put too fine a point on it.
euphxenos
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Freak0zoid
I'm not into men. But if I were, I'd like to date that guy
bladderinfection
Birdhouse. Birdcage. Birdprison. Birdbrokenhome.
JackIsLacking
Birdperson?
fartharder
Bird culture.
lildude52ca
fuck her .. what the fuck is wrong with that.... fuck her again
djhash
PackratMagpie
Krytture
Yoink!
Lurch1911
For future use…
igglebotato
doin' the Lord's work
b00sk0r
b00sk0r
Payment for the acquisition:
gallowglacht
This and the 7 bad friends are my 2 favourite Taylor rants.
FPAlpha
You saw the one about the guy who dated twins one after the other? :D
DarthWaiterSE
When her crowd has the tea, it's some serious fucking tea.
ConspiratorM
I love how she has to sit down because she's having such a hard time processing that one.
Niagaran
the guy who invented this love language shit suggested, as a Marriage counselor, that a woman in an abusive marriage should put out more for her husband to keep him happy
pleaseuseotherdoor
The downvotes are from people who prefer words of bias confirmation.
Niagaran
Yep. People don't like having it pointed out that the people that they admire are huge piles of shit
VinnyVeritas
Yep, an ungrateful bitch
pleaseuseotherdoor
Oh, you might wanna unpack that with a professional.
LordKitchenersValet
Trivia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Love_Languages#Scientific
> Scientific studies on the validity of love languages have yielded mixed or inconclusive results, with much research leaning toward refuting the concept
(It is asserted that a guy invented the concept partly to manipulate his wife into accepting his poor behavior. But I'm not interested in that part. I think the concept is useful even if it's wrong. I like doing things for people I like. Like their dishes.)
017renegade
What hell are we even talking about?
Tekktokk
It is useful at least, and good for understanding but maybe not basing your entire relationship on. And it works for your friends as well.
donpat
the notion of love languages is 100%, utterly, totally, fantastially, philosophically, ecumenically, and in all other ways horse shit. It's just more horoscope, Myers-Briggs nonsense. Everything and everyone in the world will be better off just forgetting that this nonsense exists. Just stop it. It's making you stupid.
InfocalypseRising
The problem is that the whole thing is just "listen to your partner" but instead people have latched on to this weird idea that there are only 5 ways to express affection, which, again, some random asshole just made up
Mahabazu
And that everyone fits into ONE of those 5 ways rather than an inconsistent combination through time.
HandsomePenguin
Ive always viewed it more as a rough outline. Its a good way to get people thinking about the idea that other people might be wired differently.
RecurringNightmare
this...its similar to the larks vs owls stuff...some people go to bed at 9pm and get up at 4am, others dont go to bed before 4am...yet some people consider themselves "the norm" and then critizise others for being different...in a similar way some people decide that all girls have to like flowers and jewellery and dining out, only to then critize those who would rather prefer a beanbag and a pile of books or whatever for being ungrateful or difficult and all that...similarly for men of course...
doesanybodyactuallyreadthesethings
Wanna come do my dishes? Why does that sound dirty? Just saying my sink is full. Damn that sounded even worse! 🤦♂️
mthrndr01
I'm going clear out your p-trap while I'm down there.
LordKitchenersValet
I would! And? (direct eye contact) I would Pet your Dog!
(No innuendo really intended, but dogs are great and yours looks sweet.)
Washing dishes is just a good way to burn off nervous energy and nobody likes washing their own dishes it seems. : )
SilverFoxChaser
is this what meme fidelity loss looks like in '26? Instead of bleeding pixels we just lose 1-2 seconds of the actual video ??
SamResEd
Ye
sakm
Same as it ever was. Instead of downloading a file, morons screen record their phone and then repost that, and then that repost gets re-downloaded again and compressed to fit the file limits of a different platform and loses even more fidelity... it goes on and on. I've seen videos here before that released less than 24 hours before and yet have so much compression you'd swear they were filmed in 2002.
prosper020
This is where all the lost pixels end up:
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igglebotato
don't forget 2 sets of captions
InitHello
Each caption being some asinine comment rife with emojis telling you how you should feel about the clip.
wejustdontknow
My ex was like this. I mentioned that I like woodworking and she went out and fucked three other guys.
ExogenousDataStructure
Steps to Make a Birdhouse
Step 1: Get that wood!
LitterBoxKing
I laughed more at this than the clip.
twfx
Same!
ILikeFood2000
Same!
OutlawGerman
Oh fuck dude that shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I did but now we're here
I0VE525P00GE
I audibly laughed at this comment
InfocalypseRising
Bear1bear
He same thing with my ex!
prosper020
I had an ex where we met end of high school and were each other’s first relationship. Towards the end they cried about how they wish they found me last because they wanted to be with me forever but know what is like to have dated other people. They then cheated on me and married said person a few years later.
They were both quite shitty and abusive people, so that taught me the meaning behind the negative connotations of “they deserve each other.”
Kukabuksilaks
UserSubLurkerMan
presswc
Are you saying she wood screw? Or get nailed?
StanDelone
She was working wood
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bG9pZmplaDh6Y3V1dzhhMnc5Y3NjaHlhZG91c3RuMGN2Nm82c2d2ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3JCaaiE2gcTbq/200w.webp
Rips4w
She was wor-FUCK!!! 2 HOURS LATE!!!
creepwood
sphericalworld
37?!?
schmurfturf
Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!