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Aug 27, 2018 11:43 AM
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Definitelynotabee
iCantImager
It was just a prank bro.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
this is me apologizing
FinnTrollen
Thanos, The Sad Titan
psycho3d
MrDirtyEars
Thanos did nothing wrong.
KatieVick
Why would the good guy apologize?
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
If thanos saw the internet he would've given earth more snaps
MrAgnosticman
I'd watch the next one if it's Stark and all of the other survivor's getting into a heated Twitter fight.
danishjuggler21
“Stop Capsplaining, Rogers!”
JorgeLourenco
Klling half everyone is really evil but non-apologizing for it on YouTube would make Thanos the greatest super villain of all time.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
One thing I do wonder though, why did he land on 50% of people? Is there some societal need to prevent collapse at that level, or what?
avidatheist
Because it gives everyone equal odds of both living and dying.
Alexanderhelios
For those wondering the pic came from released test footage of Thanos. His voice was deeper than what we got. https://youtu.be/OZ2WIexUbyg
RenegadeSci
https://imgur.com/F6iNPTd
aPokal
GreaterDog
"I accept the Avengers' conclusion that Thanos' snap took place. Could be other people also. A lot of other people out there."
jhawker27
I'm sure there are intergalactic genocidal executioners with delusions of grandeur on both sides.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Why does it look like someone shopped him over KSI
HarryAtetheHendersons
Too late, he already lost half his viewers
Stegion
You beat me to it
XAMANDER
Sithlordofnachos
morningwood23
Is that Kenan Thompson?
DeviIsAdvocate
Yes
murderofcrowbars
Is it an SNL skit, or clever editing by a bored user?
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Edit but it’d be great if they did a skit cuz of the memes
MaskedTitan
I have to say this is brilliant!
PostPerfectThingsV2
Is this what he’s sorry for?
fartharder
Never.
magmadar
oh snap that booty HUMONGOUS , that booty got a brother sweatin , that booty got a dude touching his chest saying OH MY LAWD. 10/10
JuliaMeowGregory
keyblader1985
Oh d-d-d-d-dear, I don't feel so good...
regurgitatedtofu
Oh bother.
twitch760
***SNAP***
PaintYourWagon
It's a simple calculus. This universe is finite. Honey, finite. If life is left unchecked, honey will cease to exist. It needs correcting.
Jollyphoenix
"*Long deep sigh*, Hey guys. So this'll be the hardest thing I've had to do since killing my adopted daughter..."
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
Didn't like that part of the movie. It was essentially a Deus Ex Machina, where they redefined the definition of 'love' to be relative.
NexiKuro
Eh~ boy had the reality stone it didn't matter what his original feelings were, pretty sure that would let him modify on demand.
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Using Stones to circumvent the rules of getting Stones is how you lose Stones
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Red Skull just told him, "You must lose that which you love." Never said the love had to be reciprocated.
Bakseed
Wait old Skullie is back?
Sharangir
He's not quite the same anymore, he's briefly seen guarding the soul stone. Tesseract = space stone, so Skullie wasn't killed but teleported
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
Reciprocation is irrelevant. My point is that love isn't just about how important someone is to you. The writers are fucking morons.
LegacyIllusionz
Thanos vs KSI August 25th 2019
localbadboy
I dont know who KSI is but from what i hear he's got beef with everybody. why ?
Qtoob
That's basically what his channel is about, it's basically fifa and fighting
PostPerfectThingsV2
He’s an idiot lol
AluminumCucumbers
Rich idiot.
kuba913
Well i hope he wins
Abekrampe
#ThanosDidNothingWrong
Thundamuffin
Actually he manufactures is to make money.
StinkerKell
shoulkion
I don't know what it is about his face doing that but it always drops me
GiLIswhatIspend
PotetoPotato
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
TinyCactusss
Thanos about to start the next big scandal with that back handed apology. I mean the next one after killing half of everyone
penYakki
he fought to bring peace ao i guess that goes fine with some big islands on this planet
TresusIbor
It's a good thing he didn't phrase that badly or else everyone would have disintegrated half way.
Rudywasoffside
I wonder if Thanos and Urban Meyer have the same speech writer
reload2456
Who?
Rudywasoffside
Ohio State University's football coach. One of his assistants had been abusing his wife for the last decade, and he gave a half assed
Rudywasoffside
Rehearsed apology when it came out he lied about not knowing about it and keeping him on staff
barnwolf
Really is a half-assed apology.
IChangeMyUsernameALot
Damnit stol my line.
blueipDriver
That or he decides to change the narrative by fighting KSI
XenoCore
Pretty much all youtube apologies are backhanded.
titslapper327
He filmed himself right next to dead vision. Wow....
Schmuck4hire
"I mean it worked for Channel Awesome..."
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
What did they do?
Schmuck4hire
A bunch of their old employees put together a file detailing all the ethical problems they'd had working there, and the first response CA 1/
Schmuck4hire
gave publicly was "we're sorry you feel that way". Even to the end they refused to admit they'd done wrongdoing. 2/2
szepasszony
Honest question: why doesn't he use the gloves to cause mass infertility, rather than mass murder?
DysgraphicProgrammer
Because he don't have a crush on the goddess of infertility.
SatoriEnlightenment
Because murder causes the most emotional drama. See also what qualifies as news. Immediate, impending, and horrific. (Things like climate ch
barnwolf
That's not sustainable.
Schmuck4hire
Then just undo the infertility after a few years, or limit it to fewer examples. When you have infinite power there are infinite options.
frontseatdog
Killing half isn't sustainable if reproduction just bounces back. Lowered fertility is the sustainable solution.
NexiKuro
And the best way to lower fertility is education(at least according to the UN). Boy should've been going around improving quality of life.
CKnowles
He did it universe-wide, so let's assume some quantity of planets has asexually reproducing persons/
kgarthai
Presumably infinite cosmic power can make you infertile even if you reproduce by budding or something.
szepasszony
I never thought of that, could you make the asexual people infertile as well?
CKnowles
Well, dead people are pretty thoroughly infertile, so...
HOOMANGUY
I have a glove that can do anything... let's kill 1/2 of the population instead of doubling the food!
Omelettedufromage83
its sick. apparently the world wastes two trllions of dollars of food every year
thesmelge
That wouldn't solve anything. We produce enough food to feed everyone in the world. There's still starving people.
Schmuck4hire
We didn't feed the starving 100 years ago when our population was half as big. Who says we wouldn't still play favourites now?
kuba913
Infrastuture was and is the issue, not "overpopulation" likr many love to say while calling for biggest genocide in history.
Schmuck4hire
This is why I think a better motivation for Thanos, while still crazed, would be to kill those in power. You'd recognise the motivation 1/
Schmuck4hire
would be largely spite, but it's more understandable reasoning. Anyone who he deemed an oppressor, even if it's just the boss of a 2/
CaffeineManic
Because he's The Mad Titan. Mad as in crazy.
PaintYourWagon
he could have been a true hero and used it to make Chick-fil-a's open on Sunday
NotAPervert
Apparently he talks about that smile in the comments. People just turbo-fuck until new overpopulation, problem never solved.
NotAPervert
*in the comics
NotAPervert
*About that situation dear god I was typo city last night
Khrome
But he lost half of his subscribers with that last video..
bigbluewrangler
Clever
barnwolf
Or... he just ensured half his subscribers are too dead to unsubscribe!
IvnWng
Ok what YouTube drama did I miss this time?
Khrome
https://i.stack.imgur.com/QtsgN.jpg
PaintYourWagon
Bro was a complete dick, he collected reality stones and (get this) used them to wipe out half the population of the universe!
FelixG
What did I miss?
RepostFromLastWeek
The joke?