Katiekandy
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So accurate
Nov 10, 2018 3:56 AM
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canyouthriveat35
Mine never match but I do make sure to wear cute vs granny panties.
klean9
What if they’re wearing cammo long-johns?
gasmaskguy00
Yeah that girl jogging through the park last night wanted it!
maxstout808
Haha. Male consent doesn’t exist. Haha. Gender equality. Haha. Funny funny meme. Much wow
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Also clothes indicate consent. Haha so clever and original
fantanaranja
I was told many years ago : who cares wether they match or not when she’s getting naked, you should concern yourself with other matters
killbot9566
Yeah like getting naked as well and figuring out where you left the condoms
ThatGuyWhoSaysIWouldALot
You can see how much the view points of people have changed since this meme originally came out by looking at the comments.
JakobSpielmann
Always both agree to have sex. Otherwise it is rape in one way or another. Just saying.
TheRealEngali
Wait--I didn't decide to have sex? Did I get raped?
morphis
You got puddin popped
CMDRKrikos
VisaliaJim
You’re right because at no point is a man capable of saying no to sex
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
We all know that's bullshit.
holamur
I do this cause it makes me feel like a badass bitch who has her shit together. I still don’t have sex though :/
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Doesn't matter, still had sex
justover9000
Then again, it's always she who decides
DrunkBobRoss
It's never me who decides that I get to have sex...
ulefdoor12
They let you use your phone in prison?
krustysocks
#metoo
DrunkBobRoss
<3
nebuchadnezzarispooping
#metoo
ZOFA
cereza570
Nope, so false. I HAVE TO match. I only buy bras that have underwear that go. And in my size, that's saying something
cynicatt
Same, i always try to get at least a semi-match. I feel strangely gross otherwise.
PinkTink
I'm the same. Otherwise it just doesn't feel right
mmtotb
It’s never YOU that decides to have sex, it’s always her. Always.
icctrombone
Marriage is the death to sex :(
ThisIsNoCave
And there’s a pretty good chance that she’s well-groomed “down there” too
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
If her panties doesn't match it's still her decision. And mine. That's how consensual sex works.
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NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
No, the the meme is trying to convey the idea that match undergarments imply premeditation on her part. The phrasing in that regard is
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
pretty fucked up, since it claims the man's choice is null and void. She chose on her behalf and he did on his.
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AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
The interpretation is perfectly valid. As is the implication that matching underwear means she's consenting
TheGiggityGuy
Married man, can confirm.
ScaryBarryO
Imagine my disappointment/confusion when my exes told me that they didn't always wear the sexy underwear. They wore it the first time...
Katiekandy
Any underwear, or lack thereof, that makes a person feel sexy is sexy underwear
philotroll
While underwear that is only sexy if it is lacking is unsexy underwear
killbot9566
Depends I had a ex that just didn't wear underwear because she was too lazy to clean it which is kind of a turn off
2graves
That's nasty
ZaeMillion
You mean she planned to*. My wife and I's first night she didn't match, but she was the one who jumped me in the hotel room.
ZaeMillion
Ergo, she hadn't planned on getting laid, but then we met out on the trail.
ZaeMillion
Also, saving a girl who is stranded on a jeep trail may result in marriage down the road.
ArandomDane
Conflicted! GF only have black panties and bra's in the same style. So is she deciding to have sex even when I am not around!?!?
Brandy321
Name any guy who would even notice if your lingerie matches when you take your clothes off.
SomeDetroitGuy
Me
1stw0rldissues
I do.
Katiekandy
Fahargo
Gaaaaaaayyyyy
W92Baj
If you care about the person you notice. If it's a quick bunk up by the bins with @OP's mum you wont
Pigdogcow
Steve.
sweetskeleton
Everytime, it's part of the foreplay.
Matsuuu
If they are same colour, I think they are match. And if it looks good on her.
calichillionaire
Doesn’t matter had sex.
YoungJables
Me. Its drives me nuts if my wifes shit doesnt match. She wears mismatch socks.
42ndGunslinger
I have to organise the sock drawer for my gf to make sure she stays matched, I feel your pain!
ThatGuyWhoSaysIWouldALot
Did you marry a serial killer wtf
whatupcorgibutt
My boyfriend who says it’s like opening a Christmas present with nice wrapping
TheS4ndm4n
I would still unwrap it like my life depends on it, were it wrapped in old newspaper.
URNSHOW
No guy cares about the "wrapping". We just care that you're gonna be naked and gonna let us do things with you that border on depraved.
whatupcorgibutt
Definitely not true, I know guys who are super into it
URNSHOW
So they tell you... in the end, we just want you nekkid and naughty.
biggeera
Isendnoods4you
Didn’t seem like her choice when she turned out blind
woodstock50042
A guy gets ready to go out hoping to get laid. A girl gets ready knowing if she's going to get laid or not.
realbrickwall
I come from a weird subculture where every participant decides to have sex before sex happens, and if they don't, it's a crime.
firstandlast85
strange culture bro, do you have a booklet i can look over, trying to branch out my top ten fav cults like Scientology and happiness
CleverClint407
well here's the sjw stick in the mud who takes a meme seriously .
cmfler
The notion is, that if a woman has matching underwear, she put in extra effort and prepares for the possibility of being seen in undies.
henkiepenkie2
thank you captain obvious! What would we do without you?
sassort5
This. Don't listen to memes like the above, instead communicate.
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sassort5
That's not what it intends, but that's what some will take home from this.
IncognitoPanda
Freak
maxstout808
So weird, right? Like, for that to be a given?
WeirdEnigma
What? Consent? Yeah, totally.
astrogameguy
it is never the man that decides to have sex; unless, of course, it's two men
Byclopscyclops
Or rape...
iamthisguy247
I thought they still got a woman to come in and decide for them. Like a mediator or something.
cajunguy82
Bill Cosby disagrees.
silkblackrose
defo not true for me...i say 'yes', he says 'i'm tired'...i say 'today?', he says 'meh'...rinse, repeat
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
The easiest kind of sex. With my ex I could just yell the question from wherever I was in the house and get a straight answer.
17birdup
That's complete bullshit. I could have sex with my right this second if I wanted to.
AlcoholicAlligator
Well that’s just as equal as saying it is never the women who decides?
chilllad
Woosh.
MeatFlappers
How do they decide which man’s penis will open up to accept the other man’s penis?
TheBretters
Or rape
RetardVillain
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
I mean.. technically correct. Just not “good correct”
TheBretters
Chaotic Evil correct?
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
My wife's bra and panties match every Saturday night and we dont have se... fuck.
pauliexclusions
lel
Shayrad
calichillionaire
jobbybob
Don't worry somebody is
BurgundyBurrito
I'm sure it's nothing
Bossy22
I concur. His wife’s bra and panties do match
CheeseborgarSoop
omgneko365
My wife does this to on Saturday nights as well...
Katiekandy
estenoestaocupado
doryaa
I...uh...dude
CokieMonster69
Shake out the covers before you two go to bed. If there're other dudes in there, she may be banging them
ImgurTheDownvote
sylvieon
somebody is womp womp
0202inferno
shadowgar
Careaga
lysomaru
Crap
Bizarrogreg
Gosh darn
FubarJunkie
Mine every day!!!!
plumbingdude
b0bbafet
notallwholurkarelost
furzinderdose
Don't be afraid. Maybe she really just went to the store for 2 hours without buying anything...
MGQ2718
Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free? ?
Draciella
I call bullshit. She can't sit 2 hours on the sofa without buying something
koops
She always comes home so exhausted from searching though. So she’s trying. Better luck next week!
Redforhead
Try wearing her panties and bra next time. She will be naked and then a higher chance of sex.
CheeseborgarSoop
woosh
StarsArising
? Pretty sure *you* wooshed yourself right there lul
CheeseborgarSoop
Uh, no, sir. I did not. Perhaps you ought to go back and read the parent comment again.
ImSimplyAChairLeg
self woosh 101
ohDannyBoi
nicouk
Maybe you should. That was definitely a self woosh.
StarsArising
Then you may want explain your joke, because to literally everyone your attempt flopped hard
BigMan7o0
You literally just did. 100000%. Nobody with a functioning brain would say otherwise
NotACanadian
No dude I'm pretty sure the tard card is in your hand