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Dec 19, 2017 6:41 AM
RastifanX
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DJThuglifeSupreme
Bruh...
RadicalMooseLambs
Dude all that shit was Barbies to begin with. Ken was a deadbeat.
ZeroLyfe
cough, one of Ken's ex friends, cough
Asgarus
His former best friend*
JasonWaterfaIIs
Always
RoutemasterFlash
mysteryroach
fw:re:re:re:re:re
TheBadDad
I’m pretty sure this was old when it was faxed around to offices before anyone had email.
Tinkrr
Must be timeless humour if it has persisted this long now.
mcd177
So old it becomes new again.
Janusha
Thats exactly what I was thinking. This shit probably predates the internet
TheReferenceGoddess
It absolutely does! My dad used to tell this joke (bitterly, I might add... parents separated when I was 10 and still kinda into Barbie.)
TheReferenceGoddess
And I’m sure he got the joke from somewhere else... he wasn’t that clever.
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
Um, I am pre-internet, pre-modems, pre-(commercialized version of the modern) fax machine; and I never saw this.
Anonaru
I tracked it back to 2008 at the very least, sure its older though
TheReferenceGoddess
I tracked it back to 2002 in a joke book so far.
Spearmintpuddings
That sounds like definite proof to me
hashervagineer
This joke is so old it wouldn't even get a look from Roy Moore at the mall.
TysonGoesOutside
I remember my dad telling this joke in 1997...
edward8767
I've never seen it and I've been on the internet for over 83 years
Janusha
Oh god, I wish I was 83 years old again. Happy days.
ZyroFalcon
CiLlIaNBuShE
Haha Ken you old dog....
PatronSaintOfQuestionableChoices
Sounds like Ken shoulda thought about a prenup
repsac
Sending this to my dad. He may get triggered :/
Piornet
HAHAHA TO FUNNY SO TRUE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS LOVE GRANDMA!!!!!1111111
Sallvo623
Holy fuck, I heard this joke in the 80s.
Riptide00
This post sounds a little bitter.
whitewater0034
A lot of divorces are, sometimes they don't start that way, but courts and solicitors tend to make it so.
acatinbirdsclothing
And inaccurate. Barbie's the one with all the jobs and the car and the house. Ken mostly just surfs or whatever. None of that shit was his.
SpicyMemeBalls
Yeah, like it would be posted by a divorced guy who can't admit he brought it on himself
IAmTheBeachIWorship
I mean maybe OP just thinks this is a funny meme
j1633813
Yep. Divorced guy here. Accepting your mistakes is a big first step in healing and learning from the experience.
Vaanhalen
Got damn sounds like youre the bitter one
SpicyMemeBalls
I'm speaking from experience with my dad, divorced when I was 13
Marty40k
Since when is realism a sign of being bitter? Sure, the joke is old but this stuff happens to plenty of people.
youreawesome
It's the FOCUS. You lose more than half your stuff. You gain your sanity. What do you focus on? What is worth more?
MonkeyFist29
I mean, you don’t always gain your sanity after a divorce. It’s not always both people wanting the divorce.
youreawesome
In that event, you still do. Would sane people want to be in a relationship where the other person doesn't want to?
MonkeyFist29
Happens all the time. You could maybe argue they’re better off in the long run, but that doesn’t mean that for a long time after the (1/2)
youreawesome
If you want, message me. It'd be easier to have a conversation there. And I'd love to listen to you.
RastifanX
Never married.
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
Nice one OP! MGTOW for life :]
TheShadowsLengthen
Did you have any relashionships ? Did they end well ? Not wanting to be intrusive, just curious...
RastifanX
Had a few "steady" ones. Still in contact with one of them. I'm just not cut out for it. Isn't fair to them when I can't make the promises.
Gameofdrink
You're a good dude, admitting that. It's very introspective of you
succubism
Would you not be?
RastifanX
Nah. I am not one to settle down like that. All respect to the ones who does.
oprahslovechild
You do you, for sure.
hashervagineer
This joke is so old it wouldn't even get a look from Roy Moore at the mall.
RastifanX
It's timeless.
Watcher555
Then the "Homeless Ken" must be very cheap !
IwetTomowa
Now that's a lucky Barbie doll ;)
IRBafoon
Is it kens black friend?
Lithxe
If you return this toy, you're stuck paying a monthly fee.
Browntown82
I think this poster may have some hidden issues
Vaanhalen
Is just a joke on imgur get over it
jamblewanglebork
Facebook's leaking again...
RastifanX
Hardly since I put this poster together in Gimp.
ConcernedPansexual
Alot of people use baby powder, but I'm a firm believer in corn starch
secretstadiumsauce
jailorserry
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: oMg So FuNnY
thorr97
Which just shows that the "Male Privilege Coupon" which comes with the Ken doll isn't even worth the paper it's printed on.
MechaNinja
This was a hilarious joke 20 years ago.
Mokelzwerg
It still is?
MechaNinja
1) It's not as true as it used to be 2) I've heard a variation of it 500,000 times.
MattyPatty01
That’s like complaining that imgur has lots of reposts. Comedy gets recycled
MechaNinja
Oh I definitely complain about reposts from time to time...
MechaNinja
Where's my cloud? I need to yell at something.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
"hilarious"
MyNameisJust
I am not paying that price for an used toy
Equinox13
Hi, Ken.
middleagedman
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Owning an exotic car and not driving it is like dating a super model but not having sex with her.
thehoesenone
"a"
psrobyn1
Hey-o!!!!!!!
itsabouttogetspicy
Does anyone say that about ken?
JanaJustinsdottir
You ve really fucked something up if you get dragged that hard in divorce court, Jesus lol
PourquoipasWhynot
If I was married with Ken, I would divorce him to.
Splatts
Oh, if only that was the cost of divorce...
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
All because Ken came in another box.
TheHawkRules
Can’tTopThat.gif
Sykopomp
Why would she come with one if Ken's friends if he cheated on her?
valkyrie9
ennaamber
I don't get it... maybe it's because my brain is fried from finals...
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Box is slang for vag.
ennaamber
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, damn. Thanks!
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Any time ;)
GoldenShibaHusky
Oh well played sir.
Marikhen
Did the box belong to Sleepover Skipper?
bradthegeek
Bravo
SavetheDinosaursDrinkOil
Twasnotluckbutskill
Old but gold
JanaJustinsdottir
OP post was neutral, this comment actually made it funny
IPostPicturesOfMyWeinerDogs
DandySpaceCowboy
BestThingSinceKimboSlicedBread
teamSafeway
You win today.
jathomas
Fucking gold.
PlatypusPowersActivate
Yup, plot twist: it was a G. I. Joe box
Krazykyle11
Jody! But in reverse!
satkin616
::spits out coffee:: That’s Brillo, mate
LSparkles
https://media1.tenor.com/images/a3ec7f3023ece9ea8488e29409ab67b3/tenor.gif?itemid=4170278
heyitsthatguylol
Correos
You win the internet today
ImSynnical
GG
pyramania
HILARIOUS!
WonderMutt14
BaconRouladen
AragornsonofArathornheirtoIsildur
Perfect
zakook
mistermichigan
letmeshaveyourback
Kayokak
this... this. yes.
PolarbearsToenails
"Oh that's good" - me out loud to myself before I wrote this comment
DaveontheRock
tipsfromatwentysomething
“Oooh that’s classic” my mum
GodzillaHarddiskson
Despite his obvious lack of a proper package
Ttarler
Went down 3 pics in the gallery, your genius hit me, I had to come back to give you the +1.
A2DY79
This comment was so funny, I upvoted despite the username.
AntiiGrav
You magnificent bastard, you.
WildBean
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
WildBean
Because his wifes dead.
jesusisherelookbusy
SlaaneshTentacles
This should be upvoted more
Laimbrane
Perfect
HumuncuIus
There is currently 11 divorced peeps not happy with that comment. Someone keep a tally of that!
HumuncuIus
Oh snap up to 24!
RastifanX
https://media.giphy.com/media/MeruV8ikdNiPm/source.gif
kief87
Executor32
CookingGarbage
Black Red Foreman
Cthulhuchooseyou
ElPenisGrande
Another solid example as to why we need to be able to favorite comments.
teekal
Maybe some comment folders.
Quizz25S
Maybe have some kind of gold system like Reddit. I'd give this one gold if I could lol
Sticklebrickk
@sarah plz
RastifanX
Now that was funny.
HumuncuIus
Three are currently extra salty
TheFardlesBear
Now this is podracing
SexyStarfish
Now that's what I call music! Volume 12
foesmono
Now! 3, available on mini-disc
SexyStarfish
*laser disc
NationalGeographical
Now listen up, here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world
DarkBlazingMemes
Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped; turned upside down...
BigDaddyHall
Do you know why divorces so expensive? Because it’s worth it!
CliffWestern
If your using a Barbie to be spiteful about divorce I think you might have much deeper issues than a divorce. Maybe that's why your single
RastifanX
Try some sense of humor. It brightens the day.
CliffWestern
Sorry your joke isn't funny? Its that joke that makes everyone at the office uncomfortable.
RastifanX
Yea why people are up-voting it I am sure.
CliffWestern
People voted for a child rapist. That bar is incredibly low. You seem to be getting rather defensive to a random comment.
RastifanX
It's a damn joke. Now lighten up.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
*you're