If you're too lazy to make your own pizza dough from scratch, go to a local pizza joint you enjoy. Most of them will sell you the pizza dough they've made, on the cheap.
Every American internet recipe: use ground beef that is AT LEAST 100% fat or it will be dry and flavorless. Once that's browned add four pounds of butter, and if you even think of not using kosher salt for absolutely everything I will personally come burn your house down.
Dude that stuff is like crack! Specially love to use it in a tomato sammich. Right amount of acid with the burn and the mayo to balance it out. Goood shit!
My friend, I'm about to blow your mind. You can use something else instead of the Pillsbury crust. You could buy ready-made pizza crust or even make your own and use that!
2 minutes getting ingredients together 10 minutes mixing. Letting it rest covered for a few hours, 2 minutes portioning it out. You can even freeze the dough balls at this point to save. Cold ferment for 1 day, but best for 3 days. All the ingredients are long term shelf stable and its so cheap and easy you can make a 14" pizza dough yourself for roughly 50-75¢
I have done this on an egg smoker using pillsbury phillo dough. It does in fact work like really tasty. If you are not into making your own phillo dougj which takes fucking forever and a lot of experince to get right
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
He made that look too easy. Knowing my luck, I'd fuck up the first step
DamnedIfYouDo
I would eat that until I started to feel heart palpitations, then I'd have one more slice.
PenguinNamedWobbles
I like how it has a solid layer of pepperoni. I've been saying some pizzas need this for years.
stonecoldstevebuschemi
If you're too lazy to make your own pizza dough from scratch, go to a local pizza joint you enjoy. Most of them will sell you the pizza dough they've made, on the cheap.

Pro tip: pizzerias make A LOT of pizza dough.
Klatrymadon
Aussie style pizza.
mikeatike
So much grease tho.
wandergirl
My husband and I call that cutting tool a "pizza bat'leth"
GoodChange
Glory to you and your house
Soggybathroomsock
These Instagram pizza knives are getting out of hand.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
There is a place in Chicago that does a thing like this.
https://www.chicagopizzaandovengrinder.com/
RichardPenne
You forgot the pineapple.
TheFastpaws
That looks so good.
Pelican3
How long do you bake it and at what temp? Asking for a friend.
anybodyjohn4
Heart healthy too!
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Is that 'Reverse Engineering' I often heard about?
tchrbrian
Personal pizza for me. All for me.
rezpawner
That is entirely too much pepperoni, and wtf is with sausages in there as well? This is a casserole with bread on top.
rezpawner
/gallery/hes-back-just-few-more-days-lYiE22h#/t/jon_stewart I'll die on this hill, and I'll take every single one of you with me.
Exyr
Chicago deep dish is infact casserole.
chefsoda
Very tasty casserole, but yes, casserole
Enlightenment123
Australian Food
spontaneous9
izzat peesha? i luvz peesha
RandyPhonecian
Doggie looks like he shouldn't get wet or fed after midnight.
9z2nf02h
All that fancy cookin', and you put a tube dough in it. smdh
Galliskinmaufrius
French people: pizza tatin!
wowbaggerthethird
it may be 'upside down cast iron something' but it's not a pizza.
ItsJustBluskyandImgrNow
What? Just 3 layers of cheese? A 4th layer would have sold it better. Kidding; this looks amazing (I'm now putting a frozen one in the oven).
Blunderwriter
But is it GOOOOOD??
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
It's HOT and it's READY!
EMHPicardo
HandoB4Javert
PantsAreForTheWeek
spooktree
Seph89
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bnFlcHpwanRmcXUzdWN1ZHpnaWN2cW4wMnhreGw1YWNvbmtyY21rcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8OMbnKt3hYUOSZVACa/200w.webp
EverNotRelevant
Like a tarte Tatin, but instead of trapping flavor, it traps grease
DanteEdward
So it traps... Flavor?
AgentTasmania
Every American internet recipe: use ground beef that is AT LEAST 100% fat or it will be dry and flavorless. Once that's browned add four pounds of butter, and if you even think of not using kosher salt for absolutely everything I will personally come burn your house down.
KPodol
To be fair, if you look up french classical recipes (especially Bocuse), the amount of fat used is ridiculous.
EverNotRelevant
If you want "flavor" like that, go suck on a grease trap
DasBeaker
For anyone wondering about the sliced cheese it’s Tillamook Spicy Colby cheese. Stuff is fucking amazing!!!!!
thebonesofmyancestors
Hell yeah it is.
notAlwaysSuper
Heh im not the only one who's been studying their face with thay huh. Identified that instantly too
DasBeaker
Dude that stuff is like crack! Specially love to use it in a tomato sammich. Right amount of acid with the burn and the mayo to balance it out. Goood shit!
Ghnhx
you had me until the fuckin pillsbury bullshit "crust"
mikeatike
And pizza dough is so easy to make.
Euclid11010
My friend, I'm about to blow your mind. You can use something else instead of the Pillsbury crust. You could buy ready-made pizza crust or even make your own and use that!
Jewdakris
He's teaching to how so you can improve.
Dixinmass
You can find frozen pizza dough that not only tastes better but has less garbage ingredients. Also they cost half as much as the pillsbury trash.
ColdestOne
Some grocery stores have refrigerated pizza dough that's quite good. Usually $2-3 for enough to make a pizza to feed 2.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Its also easy to make. I make my own dough and with my dough hook for my kitchen aid its like 30 mins max
SpacemanSpiff1000
2 minutes getting ingredients together 10 minutes mixing. Letting it rest covered for a few hours, 2 minutes portioning it out. You can even freeze the dough balls at this point to save. Cold ferment for 1 day, but best for 3 days. All the ingredients are long term shelf stable and its so cheap and easy you can make a 14" pizza dough yourself for roughly 50-75¢
SergeyPrkl
and let it bubble over night...
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
I'll have to try that. Usually I leave it a couple of hours if I'm not in a rush lol.
EverNotRelevant
If you're gonna try it, do the first proofing overnight in the fridge
Marsupialmessiah
I have done this on an egg smoker using pillsbury phillo dough. It does in fact work like really tasty. If you are not into making your own phillo dougj which takes fucking forever and a lot of experince to get right
HaveANiceFace
My boi doug j.
Fuckimgurcunts
Lol I was like. You smoke eggs?
Marsupialmessiah
Hahahahha egg-shaped smoker like "big green egg" hahahahaha yeah i kinda realized what i wrote after hitting post
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres