"How dare you compare this... this uncivilized mammal to I, the great Mojo Jojo! Mojo Jojo has dignity! Mojo Jojo has standards! Mojo Jojo does not discriminate! I may be evil, but I am no racist!" - Mojo Jojo probably
"Witness Jaden Fox, who pulled over with his wife to help de-escalate the situation, told KXAN that Watts was "screaming at these kids" when he pulled up. "None of that excuses parking your car in the middle of an intersection to get out and fight teenagers," Fox said."
Judge Ruben Becerra of Hays County where this happened sent out a press release - it's too long to post here, but did my heart good to read.
I watched the news story linked below and the ONE thing I don't like is the Superintendent saying "no future walkouts" because of these incidents. So the political violence wins again.
SAME. I hate that it happened at all, but holy shit it was also fucking wonderful to see those kids get each otherâs backs against that fuckhead. May he burn in Texas.
Rumor has it abbotts pardening hand is already twitching, though that twitching might be left over from the oak tree that was too much of a bitch to finish the job.
Hey man, nothing. Wrong with enjoying someone reach the find out phase. Especially if that phase involves getting whooped on by high school girls after a generational miscalculation.
When asked a question of how many school kids he could take on in a fight, he got the answer wrong. I'm sure his John Wick fantasy got screwed up that day.
Okay so he went home and shaved his face and head to try and not be identified and the police went picked him up cuz they had his license plate and arrested him and he's waiting trial now for assault and a minor
Kid going for the rear choke should have swung his body to the side to use his weight to force him back to the ground when he began to rise but its easy to arm chair QB a fight when you aren't in the heat of the moment.
Always choose kindness but there are times when you need to choose violence to beat the shit out of some dumb motherfucker that clearly deserves it.....like this asshole.
jalcantara88127001
I bet he thinks he's a man
SomaliYachtClub
He achieved a new gamer level: "Smoked"
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
It's always the one you most suspect.
EnderKing567
Yep! And he expected fearful kids that would back down while his pummeled one.
He didn't expect them to still have a backbone.
shadowdorothy
Kids these days got more spine than any boomer. Amd not just because of osteoporosis.
PlankTableGo
Looks like we found the next keynote speaker at CPAC
duktayp
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ridureyu
Governor Abbot is threatening to have the children killed.
ItsACrazyWorld
Surprisingly he got arrested and charged.. but I doubt he will get any punishment because thats the world we live in.
sindail
Level 10 raid group sends lvl 50 raid boss walking away in defeat
SciFiGuy2018
We call that a good old Beat-down. My faith in the younger generation is getting stronger.
ihavethelowground
Magat should have had his face kicked in or head stomped
gitguuud
And he was just arrested https://www.kxan.com/news/local/buda/hays-county-district-attorneys-office-investigating-fight-during-student-led-anti-ice-protest/amp/
SpartaWolf117
did he need the Waahmbulance after?
J3lek
He held onto that MAGA hat like his life depended on it . đ
justadude41123
Would be nice if other adults did this to magats too
SecurityBadger
I hope his truck has a bunch of little dents from the water bottles they were throwing at him.
Hatsodoom
"How dare you compare this... this uncivilized mammal to I, the great Mojo Jojo! Mojo Jojo has dignity! Mojo Jojo has standards! Mojo Jojo does not discriminate! I may be evil, but I am no racist!" - Mojo Jojo probably
AynZar
Yeah, Mojo's had enough of these assholes
RigidGristle
paeches
sad little man shaved his hair off, but he can't do anything to change the busted eye đ¤Ł
GozerTheGozerian
No chin, clear sign of an inbred dumbfuck.
smoldix42069
So that facial hair does compensate for something huh
Bundalicious
Assaulting a minor is a misdemeanor, regardless, he won't be served justice.
LitchLitch
Justice? Dude, justice took a trip to the coast and kept gonna ng a long time ago. Best we can do is revenge and jury nullification.
CirB
Chickenlicker
why do they always have no fucking jaw
Feralkyn
Dude has like 99% jaw, just no *chin* which makes it even more noticeable
clankthegray
Inbreeding?
doctorId
No wonder bro got his head punted, it's shaped like a soccer ball
chefsoda
âPhysical altercationâ is crazy sanitized.
He stopped his truck on the side of the road so he could attack a teenage girl because he didnât like her sign.
ScarlettNape
I could be wrong, but it looked to me like he didn't pull over - he stopped his truck in the middle of the street and jumped out.
ScarlettNape
Appears that's exactly what he did.
"Witness Jaden Fox, who pulled over with his wife to help de-escalate the situation, told KXAN that Watts was "screaming at these kids" when he pulled up. "None of that excuses parking your car in the middle of an intersection to get out and fight teenagers," Fox said."
Judge Ruben Becerra of Hays County where this happened sent out a press release - it's too long to post here, but did my heart good to read.
chefsoda
Wow, thatâs even worse than I had read!
classynurse
lol, did he really go home after this and shave hoping noone would be able to id him?
Bigblackdick69
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ontarioOT
We're not dealing with what you'd call the "best and brightest" here.
mikeatike
As I heard on Imgur earlier today: you cant shave a black eye.
TheOldSchoolisBack
Toqom
Too bad his truck was on video lol
DeadeicPrints
Holy shit youre right lol. I think thats exactly what he did.
perlninja
The kids are alright!
Sacababeach
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MrRandom314159
Ah, this brings me so much joy. He decided to beat a kid, and he got his ASS beat. It just kept GOING. Fully deserved and comical. I love it
ButtscratchMcPherson
And then he shaved to try to avoid identification.
Bundalicious
American adults need to learn from these kids.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
These kids have endured active shooter drills since before they could read or write. They don't give a fuck about butt hurt magats
Bundalicious
So, because your people like to shoot at kids, they will lead the fight to save yourselves country. Sounds good.
Columbus43219
I watched the news story linked below and the ONE thing I don't like is the Superintendent saying "no future walkouts" because of these incidents. So the political violence wins again.
PunnyTiger
may all the gods bless these children; we need this exact response to the treason loving, kidnapping and child rape club members
IHaveAGuyForEverything
TWIST HIS DICK!
DangerBaer
No time to go back to the Bio lab.
EstoyPoopis
Give him the ooooool
copperdomebodhi
Any one of those kids could kicked him right in the face. They showed more self-control than he did.
LitchLitch
I kept saying "go for the eyes" when I first watched it.
Columbus43219
ya know, I was thinking the same thing. he was really kind of lucky they aren't like him.
LitterBoxKing
This made me sooooooo happy.
semicharmedmuse
Same. I usually can't handle watching physical violence. This, however, I could watch all day.
BarryTheCyborg
Seeing Nazis get punched should make everyone happy.
TChallaVanDam
SAME. I hate that it happened at all, but holy shit it was also fucking wonderful to see those kids get each otherâs backs against that fuckhead. May he burn in Texas.
chansuke
Rumor has it abbotts pardening hand is already twitching, though that twitching might be left over from the oak tree that was too much of a bitch to finish the job.
Pfffftit
What kind of âmanâ throws a teen girl to the ground ?
LitchLitch
A magat
SirDaemos
Republicans: Underage? Check! Lets do this!
ProcrastinatingWork
republicans, not men
chansuke
The kind that gets their ass kicked by teenage girls.
Pfffftit
I must admit, I enjoyed watching him get his ass handed to him more than I should have
chansuke
Hey man, nothing. Wrong with enjoying someone reach the find out phase. Especially if that phase involves getting whooped on by high school girls after a generational miscalculation.
TheOneThatGotBanned
The same kinda man who thinks a party with Epstein was ok and didnt hurt anyone so in short a republican
TheUnnamedPoet
Serves him right. Fucked around and found out.
xj4low
When asked a question of how many school kids he could take on in a fight, he got the answer wrong. I'm sure his John Wick fantasy got screwed up that day.
Sasurau
https://www.kut.org/crime-justice/2026-02-03/ice-protest-fight-texas-johnson-high-school-hays-cisd-buda-tx
Chad Michael Watts, who lives in Kyle, was charged Tuesday afternoon with two counts of assault causing bodily injury.
Even more finding out in his future.
MrAndyPuppy
Lol, his name is Chad, and he lives in a place called Kyle? Gold
Gargwill
If he goes to prison, will his local drywall supplier go out of business?
Bigblackdick69
The girl wearing the "Kindness matters" hoodiewhile participating in this beat-down is what really sells it for me.
luckiestnut419
âChoose Kindness Alwaysâ and âKill Your Local Pedophileâ throwing hands together is the kind of unity we need right now.
Bigblackdick69
It's the best part, and the throwing of the projectiles
ReallyOG
Kindness really does matter!
But as Moses once said: âBring violence to my door and we shall fuck you up, broâ.
Bigblackdick69
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hockey4mal8
Kind of wish he had found out a lot more.
YpsilantiRomani
Okay so he went home and shaved his face and head to try and not be identified and the police went picked him up cuz they had his license plate and arrested him and he's waiting trial now for assault and a minor
ontarioOT
I like that for him. Seems like a good fit.
THUB
The jury will, of course, be very curious why he decided on a new hair style just hours after committing a videotaped felony.
Sasurau
Also, huh, yeah, seems like he did just that: https://www.fox7austin.com/news/video-student-protest-assault-buda-texas
Dude definitely buzzed his shit.
neo154
Will be pardoned later. Or gets a promotion to the current administration.
BHPaperstacks
Kid going for the rear choke should have swung his body to the side to use his weight to force him back to the ground when he began to rise but its easy to arm chair QB a fight when you aren't in the heat of the moment.
duktayp
Howmanyhighschoolkidscanyoutakeinafight.com
TheJusticeMitchell
I wanted this to be true!
1403creed
Depends on how many are carrying skateboards.
Sorrontis
highschoolers? those are basically grown men. One if he's a nerd. Some of those fuckers do martial arts, I'm not taking a chance.
applesforjuice
While you were were rolling coal, he studied the blade
TheOldSchoolisBack
He got his ass kicked by a kid wearing a âchoose kindnessâ shirt and another with a minecraft backpack.
RARusk
Always choose kindness but there are times when you need to choose violence to beat the shit out of some dumb motherfucker that clearly deserves it.....like this asshole.
Yellowchopsticks
the kindness was letting him make it back to his truck to run away
akafluffy
I wouldn't have, shitheads like that like to run people over when they're scared
chansuke
Can't blame high schoolers for not wanting to catch a murder charge.