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Have sudden urge to ask for manager and be loudest person at child's sporting event
Wife *
And thanks for FP guys! Send whatever. Fave recipes or whatever
darklanser
I say we Imgurians lift the no selfie rule during this time...
thesausagefingers
Your photobombing wife looks super young...
CheeseB0t
Have we allowed selfies now with all the pandemic stuff going on?
ThomasTheWankEnglne
id like to speak to your manager, Harry.
ArtisinalCheese
You look very handsome, sir!
randomwcuman
Thanks!
rhetoricIjustmether
Business on top party on the bottom.
wiggadewah
I was trying to think of a mullet analogy also
krapmyself
#2 it's not a phase, mom.
spunkydunks
"Yer a weezurd, Haree" -Rubeus Hagrid
metlnek
No selfi- oh nevermind hi Karen.
TheMightyMoto
Neat
CatzEyes93
do the beard! I wanna see what that looks like all straight and sassy!
GinAndTonicAllTheWay
Bearded Karen is quite a look!
Hereiamatcampgranada
RustBunny
Waiting for someone to post thatsmyfetish.gif
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
https://imgur.com/B8OoICs
MaineChance
If your daughter is like mine, she’ll start styling your hair.
primetime43
Thought this was action bronson at first haha
BobaFettApproves
Looks like the m'lady guy
birkenstocksarerad
lmao your kids face
drizztx
The beard says Hagrid, but the hair says Fabio.
Jaron58
IJustPoopedMyPants
theGreatKatsby247
@OP please straighten your beard for us!
SylvestersMom
Your the guy that appears to out Karen a Karen so she can stfu and go away. Then we ride at midnight...
kitterskills
Dude has nice hair.
DeadlyChula
You look fantastic!
chewbakken
GooseNipples8
You look a LOT like one of the Irish people from "Irish People Try xyz" YT channel
randomwcuman
Oh? I do love potatoes
Potatoprincess1
Well now you're speaking my language sir
lordyhalvey
Selfie but handsome devil lol.
MatiasRichi
bobhole
“I enjoy”
whipcreamandotherdelghts
I hope I see this kid photoshopped into all sorts of things now!
Nathanfake
straighten her/his hair next
randomwcuman
Her
Nathanfake
not suggesting she looks like a boy - just didn't want to assume
randomwcuman
You're fine brother /sister
1BlackCat
??
Nathanfake
Fuzzynubz
You sexy bitch
stellalunanotbatshitcrazy
Gorgeous hair! The wife is lucky , little girl is cute, too
randomwcuman
Thanks
ohnoyoudid
I'm trying to find the words to describe this bro without being disrespectful, then damn!
Fuzzynubz
Lol. This guy gets it
vrflyer
And he knows it....
randomwcuman
He doesn't
SnapCrackleKrombopulosMichael
Well now he does.
vrflyer
And knowing is half a f the battle!
kystos
He's gonna look smashing when delivering baby Harry to the Dursleys.
definitelynotamuffin
"Hagrid? Did you comb your hair?"
FlissFloss86Gaming
Must be getting ready to see Madame Maxime
randomwcuman
Ha! Yer a wizard Harry
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
I’m about to turn that movie on. We are starting my daughter’s Third Annual HP marathon.
InoffensivePablum
You’re a hairy wizard.
randomwcuman
I am hairy though. It's everywhere, like Robin Williams
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
I'm a WHAT?
ImAnActionBirb
You’re a unit of power
Snowman25
Now do the beard
uselessguru
Why don't you mind your own business..... /S
randomwcuman
Somebody wanna buy new a beard straightener?
QuiGonChuck
NO
phunkiejunkie
StephenDaniels
That beard could hide better than 10 million viruses, easy.
furnitureandeffects
Lol my first thought.
ChopDaffodil
Now do the pubes.
Egudahl
Now do the butt hair
Emmyexley69
This
Buchinski
My excact words
ChimiAndChilll
I bet you'd spell them differently though.
MonkeyMook
"NOT THE BEARD"!!
NtaLzr
This!!!!!
LariCheltsy
easybuckets
Now do the roar
ruferto
blasphemy. it could do w/ a little softening tho
randomwcuman
I usually do treat my beard. But slacked off during social distancing
dizzyturtle
I think I'm going to start growing a Corona virus beard. Never had one but I work from home now so why not.
KhevaKins
Now do the pubes.
randomwcuman
No thanks
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Medium-short length on the side. Pomade mustache, leave long around the mouth.
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
It would look fantastic!
ILikeToMakeBelieveICanSpeakForeignLanguages
Do it! Lol
mightbeapanda
Can we speak to your wife? She'll do it.
randomwcuman
She offered. I politely declined
SundaeVonPuffybottom
You have to sleep at some point
Yourenotwrongyourejustanapple
So I’m a girl and have no beard, but I am VERY curious-doesn’t that thing just burn beard hair? I keep thinking it’s delicate man fluff...
KittyLeader
I wouldn't say so... the main thing would be getting enough beard hair to do it properly
jbcars4life
There are actual beard straighteners. Same principle, works really well
randomwcuman
They can would have to have lower Temps. It's an expensive model so may could adjust tempt accordingly
Hawkstein
You gotta.
DialUpSyndrome
Because you are chicken! BUHGERK!
randomwcuman
Gigglefart
But... please???
randomwcuman
I'm a whore, I can be bought
DaveElfstaine
I’ll send you a free CD of my choice.
randomwcuman
Any other offers?
shakawhenthewallsfel
Can you straiten a beard?
ChopDaffodil
I have. Don’t.
teakasaurus
Only one way to find out
SugarJessica
Straighten*
cokeysmurf
You can and I do. It's pretty nice when you have a wild mess of a beard lol
thewumobb
Agreed
EvanEmpathy
Yes, they even have hair straightening combs for it.
TellyourdogIsayHi
My husband got one for Christmas and it's super neat!
Idtapthatdrum
Now do a barrel roll
dilbobaggins
Pretty sure gay conversion therapy is illegal now.
Juggernaughtty
CptRobotNinja
Yeah it doesnt work great though. You can buy beard straighteners
Snowman25
I.... I think so?
EbolaWare
It's hair, right?
floxsyu
RIGHT??
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
You can straighten a beard
LordOfThePenguin
Have you never seen ZZ Top?
thechillpilgrim
It's a really odd experience.
TheAngriestBeardman
You can, but it's very bad for beard hair. Source? My beard and it's hatred for straighteners
zmurfus
Damn straight!
till3005
Yes
ellispickle
Not with that attitude
Smartinique
Only one way to find out...
ImSorryOakIllPutTheBikeAwayJustGetOutOfMyHead
Yes.
youcantgiveAbabybooze
It's just hair, will respond to heat styling. I've seen vids of barbers doing it, it looks weird tbh
GRA2itous
Looks better than a straggly beard.
randomwcuman
Yes absolutely but I don't want to
bshodokai
It's not worth it, beard hair can be finicky if you try to super straighten it
Isingsongsandshit
WE NEED THIS
Halfsanemonkey
LSAwesome
Shhhhhhh. Just let it happen.
Gh0stz2224
If they guilt it pressure you into it, use lots of beard oil after
janlevinson
Just get it wet for a reset
atomicbbgum
I will upvote every single post you've ever made if you do this
holymanbatbatman
Pleeeeeeeease. It would look so awesome.
AnndyEdwards
Does OP want another front page? This is how you get another front page ? #soready
MrNohbdy
You should. My beard is the same type, and straightening makes it look much better.
randomwcuman
higherfrequency
It’s not like you can leave the house lol
randomwcuman
I can. I'm not under ordered quarantine yet. But I'm still behaving with social distancing
Mxtd30
Hot comb. Super easy
ch1ckensandw1ch
NoobaleeMcNoob
Use a blow dryer and a brush to lay the hairs down smooth and flat
Randersuarus
Listen we need this
Odmanra
Color it?
ript11
Do it!
demonic
Take one for the team!
sach1288
FOR GONDOR!
Zumitraveller0
Dragon10449
chrishallett83
Straighten it and plait it, you wuss.
thatsecondweirdguy
For SCIENCE!
thatsecondweirdguy
Plz
thatsecondweirdguy
Pretty plz
randomwcuman
CurvyCountess
It's for the greater good. . You started this!! Dude come ooon
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
Hey..put your wife on. We wanna talk to her!
MerkinInMyGrannyPanties
I live in Italy. I need this more than the rest of the world. *coughs (from weed)*
oprahslovechild
Yeah. I did it to my friend that had a two foot beard. I’ll try to find the pic.
gmpg
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mud33y
clintr0n
NitroTheChampZach
Rarenimrod
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RashOrchid906
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ConeNipplePerson
KeysAndFlowers
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OwlMoon79
MiriEme
awkwrdshittinpanda
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ColdestOne
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Chillingworth
geraltofriva
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thismademefailmyfinals
I know what I’ll be doing when the hubby gets home from work!
VitaminJay
Sock it to us...
humptydumptywastheking
Doot
somethingaboutcatss
Dot dot dot dot dot
naat024
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HomelingRazor
waeraj
tzk132
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PleaseLeave
Ask for his permission to post tho
DangerousNoodle
Just blur out everything but the beard. The beard is all we care about anyways.
sininatin
Abide by your name
HomelingRazor
got em
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My bears looks just like his and I’ve tried straightening it with my wifes hot brush thingy. Doesn’t work.
lookitupyourself
A proper straightener would be needed for that coarse hair
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My wifes arsenal of straighteners is unlimited. Nothing will straighten this coarse pube-like hair. Its undefeated
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Beard*
xVVitch
Probably need a flat iron instead or its just your beard type is resistant to change.
newworldtraveller
Either way
oprahslovechild
CekinDestroy
Hahahaha we did the same to my buddy. It was awesomely hilarious
HaniiPuppy
Can we see it unstraightened?
AlienNippleAntennae
Your friend is rob zombie?
FalafelisImportant
I appreciate your commitment to sharing the pic
oprahslovechild
Thanks! Follow through makes our time important. Or something.
ShiningForceMax
Such majesty.
christiand00d1337
I dont like it..
NoUseYourName9000
Straight
cowzrule101
That's... underwhelming...
Bowchickameowmeoww
It looks sad
oprahslovechild
Yeah kinda, sorry. Maybe a before pic would have helped.
DorfFortress
I was whelmed.
maybenoyeswedo
Is his name kyle?
oprahslovechild
Hahahahahahahahah...if only you new
oprahslovechild
Guess it’s not really 2 feet in this pic..
VigilVII7
Its ok, I'm sure its just a little cold and its normally 2 ft.
panicmixiedreamgirl
It’s okay, men are notoriously bad at length measurements
ElbowDeep
I'd imagine it'd be longer after being straightened
EdgarAllanPoo
It checks out: /a/dtduWjB
Babskies
It's not two feet at all... It's a face with a long beard!