She was in my lap. I was facing the door. My father knocked too quietly, opened the door. We made eye contact. He nodded. Closed the door. Re-opened the door, reached his hand in without looking, locked the door, closed the door.
His two comments addressing the subject: "Doors have locks for a reason" "I'll start keeping condoms in the bathroom"
Morg729
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LivingInChaos
This is a throwback
BARP
What's her name?
muliphen
Leah Rudick
flexstar
blaghart
This woman has some quality Steven Wright delivery
bikergeek6249
She's about 2/3 Steven Wright and 1/3 Emo Phillips
Yepitsme2718
I saw her live a couple years back at a comedy club in Detroit. Very funny
PlacentaEaters
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
I was trying so hard to figure out where I recognize her from. Thank you.
redundancy
yeahhedugit
So that's what that came from.
Rogerwilco1974
Oh that's her! I knew I recognised her
kaeperMonster
Paige nooooooooooooooo!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
The image is 500x7240 fucking pixels?!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
it also has some regular pixels
ufoara
On desktop, Touching screen is bad
ufoara
When a Comic breaks a human and the sound of that human breaking, breaks the Comic.
DaveSamsonite
brownribbon
Yeah, that laugh betrayed the fact that joke hit a little too close to home for that audience member.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
At that point, you concede that your punchline MIGHT be weaker than their laugh and move on. Better to leave them wondering than to prove that you were right. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXN4ajBwbGloaGVsZWhpNjcxdWx1a2pyanUxa3lhdHJpNGo0dmV0eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/e7QO18qopbd99evxyD/200w.webp
blaghart
My wife collects and plays with Monster High dolls. She's 33.
SantaFeSuperChief
Good for her.
BruhForScale
Are they a better dildo than Ken?
HeNeverScreams
step 1: look surprised (dont worry, you will be)
step 2: shout "quick get some popcorn my hand and peeny are fighting" - Dave Attell
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nokia58
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ArchSchnitz
I've decided to stop complaining that my kids lock their doors.
beachbum273
She was in my lap. I was facing the door. My father knocked too quietly, opened the door. We made eye contact. He nodded. Closed the door. Re-opened the door, reached his hand in without looking, locked the door, closed the door.
His two comments addressing the subject: "Doors have locks for a reason" "I'll start keeping condoms in the bathroom"
TunnelRat13
What a wild ride.
Eiladar
That's what she said
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
whoa, WHOA
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
this is perfect - poor cuke