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McCormack
Loki:"I'll have that drink now." Tony:*pops open a beer and hands it over*"We'll have five minutes to drink, then."
azazyel
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Stark and Loki...that could be fun.
imreallyattractiveandpopular
I like when people notice stuff for me. And then are able to explain it to me
AssamLaksa
Ah you put it so eloquently.
Veggisaurus
I kind of dislike how the characters are represented on Avenger Assemble... Anyone else?
CitizenCrane
You mean on the posters, with Stark at the front and center? He had more than his fair share of screentime in avengers too. Kinda dumb imo
MasterPrime
This sets my lady parts to quivering.
ISeeStoopedPeople
jmat
this post is going somewhere
ltnoodles
I'd watch the shit out of that
IamtheGinger
I always upvote Tom Hiddleston
postmodest
10/10 would watch "Loki's 11"
postmodest
Or "Fear and Loki in Las Vegas" ...whichever.
DomPonticello
This is the mother of all shows
jackbos
Avengers II: "The Hangover IV"
olds97lss
This needs to be a movie. The Hangover 4.
combustableDaredevil
How is that not a movie/ TV show?
rageboots
This belongs on the front page
tracereading
Meanwhile Pepper just facepalms and dials Tony's press agent before things get too out of hand.
UnstoppableProductions
they would totally try using each others gadgets when the other wasnt paying attention. +1, awesome.
ComicBookGirl10
The adventures of Loki and Iron Man
mindblend
This post is so great, I upvoted all the comments as well.
SukhberS
Why wouldn't he just call Pepper himself if he has a phone?
Grillparzer
Would you answer the phone if Loki's name popped up?
Pantallideth
Because he doesn't want to listen to Pepper screaming at him about his lifestyle blahblahblahblahblah
eggmuffin
If I lose my cell phone, I'm stumped. I can use a land line, but the only number I remember is to my parent's house.
StanfordPines
I remember the number to my parents landline (which they cancelled), cannot for the life of me remember cells
norwayman
because They'd actually just write the message in big letters on some field in the hope Heimdall will notice
copingcabana
Stark and Low Key
Bwentos
Avengers Hangovers! Avengovers!
DoctorWhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
Somebody make this movie.
jared91
Imactuallysatanindisguise
Basically everyone wants an Avenger's sitcom.
gothaminvader93
can we start a kickstarter for that
TitanKyojin
We need to make it happen!
Okowski
PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEAASSSEE will someone write this fan fiction!!!
ravenandbb4ever
PLEASE!!!!!?????????
countseven
That is literally the original mythology about Loki. Him and Thor go get in crazy adventures and he does dumb shit to fix it.
redsky33
Loki also isn't aesir(gods) he's a jötun (giant)
countseven
Depends on which legend. In some of the older ones he's a god from the tribe before the Vanir. And the Vanir were conquered by the Aesir
rgzdev
The original Loki is so awesome the Marvel one is made of disappoint.
SpicedNipples
"Loki, where are you going?" "Just playing 'tug of war' with this goat brb"
ironwolf6896
One time he got fucked by a horse.
previoustopcomment
Then gave birth to an 8 legged horse.
redsky33
And a wolf. And a dragon that encircled Midgard.
countseven
Nah, he's the father of the wolf & dragon. Their mother is a frost giantess.
TheGammaRae
I like the time Thor loses his hammer and has to dress in drag as Freya with Loki as his bridesmaid to steal it back from Thrym. Good times.
Ringshadow
I would watch this movie so hard.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
The vikings were certainly a fun bunch with their mythology, weren't they?
apolloin
Viking society is one of the few where being the top in a male homosexual act didn't have much stigma - being the bottom hurt socially.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Hey, Thor, it'd be hilarious if you dressed up as a woman and got married to the Giant.
revcleo
"This is definitely the only way to get Mjolnir back." "are you dressing up too?" "Nah I can turn into a woman whenever I want" (1)
revcleo
"that explains Sleipnir" (2)
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Hey, man, I don't blame him. That other horse was a stud.
Beepity
"Yes. Yes it does. Don't talk about my child that way."
redsky33
"Well, another of your kids took my cousin's hand, another wouldn't help revive a a different cousin, and another is gonna kill me"
Cessepool
He did it to save his mum
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
He did it so the Gods didn't kill him for making that terrible deal.
ExperimentKraj
Freyja isn't his mom...
Ringshadow
And from all these interactions, a ship did sail, because these two dating would be hilarious to each other and disaster for everyone else..
korrosmama
I don't ship FrostIron, but I love it when they're bros.
Ringshadow
https://38.media.tumblr.com/515265b3c6232e006d24376cfac3fd6a/tumblr_nev6j3RuXk1tk5fcwo1_1280.jpg
Ringshadow
and hell yes I ship FrostIron.
FemaleINTJ
Hell yeah, I read that ship.
Ringshadow
http://archiveofourown.org/series/27967 I humbly offer you my fics, sir/madam/neutral.
MiltonTheBetta
Haha, you aren't alone in that ship!! :D
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Wouldn't "Iron Frost" be more phonetically pleasing?
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
"we have no money" is the least believable part of that whole story.
CynicalFish
More like, if they are in Vegas why not just call Pepper directly? >_>
Xortberg
Would YOU want to call your significant other and tell her how badly you fucked up in that situation?
CynicalFish
I'm not Tony Stark o.õ He wouldn't feel bad or ashamed and Pepper would just be exasperated but resigned to dealing with his antics.
Zaranthan
On the one hand, losing your card is easy. OTOH, how does Stark not have recognition credit in Vegas?
Ringshadow
There is an Iron Man comic called "Viva Las Vegas." And it's written by Jon Favreau. Yeah he'd have recognition credit.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
I mean seriously, the guy was kidnapped by terrorists and shoved into a cave in the middle of the desert and knew someone else there.
WhatWouldKeanuDo
Every time I see gifs of Iron Man I am still just blown away with how realistic his suit looks, and how freaking awesome it is.
donkeymoney
*compared to cosplays. Also, metals don't look like that.
ToastedVanilla
I thought we got through this; Downey Junior IS Iron Man. That's his suit.
bazooper
In the first film they built the whole suit (Obviously no electrics except the lights) out of real metal etc.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
No. You're wrong. Iron man is real.
quietrage
Idk. I think they're pretty inconsistent when it comes to him wearing the actual suit and the total cg shots. It looks too big and bulky.
ZombieEinstein
And remember, more and more of it is CGI with each subsequent movie. It was an actual suit (with CGI detailing) in the first Iron Man movie.
WhimsicalCalamari
With as much CGI as Marvel films have, how are they not considered cartoons?
ZombieEinstein
Because there are still live-action actors, and attempt to remain somewhat in-line with reality (to look like it, even if it is fantasy)
Maniacbob
Probably changed it for the reasons similar to why they changed the Batman outfit between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight
appaismyspiritanimal
Why'd they change Batman suits?
TrueLegateDamar
So Bale could actually turn his neck. You'll notice in Begins and every Batman movie before they need to turn their entire body to look.
MrCIA
http://i.stack.imgur.com/ow4SJ.jpg
JamEngulfer
Wtf is that imgur URL?
boone1504
Is Cap urinating?
ZombieEinstein
Neat. I credit Joss Whedon.
MrCIA
Credit Legacy Effects. You can find some nice behind the scenes on youtube about RDJ loving each new iteration of the armor.
ZombieEinstein
I was think more along the lines of going 'no. we build a suit, we use props'. But also yes.
eggmuffin
"I will not be limited to this crappy, itchy mo-cap suit. The ping-pong balls make me look ridiculous. Build me a proper suit!"
TownsendV228
Holy shit, did Robert Downey Jr actually say this?
eggmuffin
No. At least, I doubt it. I was paraphrasing. :)
atl77
That's a show I'd pay to watch...
iCANdoTHEwave
i'd pirate it
Glitchoff
Loki and Tony in the mooooorning
narmpeterson
Someone please make a comic about this
copingcabana
If Whedon writes it, it'll be canceled midseason.
atl77
Only if it is produced by Fox...
Sintanan
I know everyone rips on Fox for that... but no one rips on Sci-Fi for telling Whedon off when he approached them with the idea for Firefly…
edwardelricsnipples
You guys just want an Avengers sitcom, don't you
fantasyprone
Yes! I've been saying for ages, someone write and fund Everybody Loves Loki already!
Cassiraa
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a sitcom of the downtime between villains. Just a lower budget Coupling with Avengers.
Kwaj
Like Teen Titans Go, but good!
madkittens
Thats a show I would torrent the day after it aired...
SomethingCleverBand
*throws money at computer screen*
jared91
youaresoverywrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssLlczPnY6o
Korpseio
That's a show I'd pirate to watch
WindrunnerTheMovie
Yeah, shows that you go and pay to watch... we could call them MOVIES.
Erries
A show isn't 2 1/2 hours long.
SweetGeekling
Yeah, but I want a new one every week!
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Or PPV miniseries.
WindrunnerTheMovie
Or stop talking in riddles http://imgur.com/po3EKpf
shank
There's not a show but there is like, so much fanfic about this exact sort of thing. Not even all ending in butt stuff.
MyFavouriteColourIsBlue
But it's much more fun if it does.
shank
I don't know what you're talking about. ::closes 87 tabs of frostiron/stucky fic::
fantasyprone
okay, 1: send me your links, 2: I would like to submit a formal complaint to the board of smushed pairing names RE: stucky
shank
Can you see archiveofourown.org/users/shank/bookmarks ? There are several in there that I really love. Check the complete ones.
shank
Also, literally everything by scifigrl47 is awesome. I don't think I've bookmarked her stuff but I check to see if she's posted all the time
MyFavouriteColourIsBlue
FrostShield's my OTP but I like FrostIron as well, and SamBucky too. ;)
shank
Oh if we're talking OTP, it's Clint/Coulson all the way. I can't get into FrostShield. I just see Loki/Tony as way more compatible.
shank
Oh oh, or Steve/Sam/Bucky. I like those too.
ssj3icecap
Cancel agents of Shield. Begin filming on How I Met Your Ice Giant
Cassiraa
*laugh-track*
WallCrawlerArt
Isn't it more like, The Hangover, Marvel Edition?
TrixiHobbitz
This episode in particular at least...
SweetGeekling
*How I Melt Your Ice Giant
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
Rule 34 already?
shank
Gaaaasp, you shut your whore mouth. We can have both! (Sorry, I'm sure your mouth isn't whorey, I just love Coulson so much.)
specificstatistics
AGENT COULSON IS MY FAVORITE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT MAKES ME YELL
ssj3icecap
Coulson is great in Ultimate Spiderman. I just never got into Agents of Shield.
ToksanAlpha
YES
FindYourChillMate
Try again. Everyone that likes it admits that the first few episodes are boring as shit. But around the winter soldier timeline it gets good
MasterPrime
Marvel doesn't do TV as well as DC for some reason. Even with Joss. It's getting gradually better, though.
ssj3icecap
Is it on Netflix yet?
ProfessorFlora
I think I'm the only person who thinks the slow pace of the first eps were fantastic. I guess it's just not the thing for supers fans?