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Feb 24, 2022 7:52 PM
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Iceman0624
While you decorated interiors I studied the blade
Schamsy
Yeah BOYS may but us Men won't.We want comfy beds and sheets for our soft skin
ruferto
nah, gotta keep the sword on the other side in case of accidents
holycrapitsmyles
Bro is gonna trip on that sword in the dark
sexysexyjesus
surprise seppuku
wazscience
Why would we have an issue? Why would there be an issue? It's simple, and easy to clean
jennym123
I see the issue. Unsheathed sword in an easy to trip-over area. C'mon, yo. Be better than that.
apacheian
I have issues with tripping over a samurai sword at 2am going for a piss.
ThailandExpress
No one pays a living wage anymore, do you think thats the way they really want to live?
pallosalama
Yes. Owning stuff isn't end-of-it-all.
Becker37
I'm 40 and sleeping on the floor is no longer an option
pfunk81
I'm 40 and I have no problem sleeping on the floor. Actually wake up with less back pain, as long as there are a couple firm pads down.
ZoidbergIsGreat
If I had to do a bachelor pad ever again I'd get one of those beds that acts s several pieces of furniture
fartharder
Futon?
ZoidbergIsGreat
Those are good too but I was referring to one of these: https://images.app.goo.gl/efag9z5dxgJ4dxWE9
fartharder
Woah, too rich for my blood!
SpartaWolf117
I dunno, I want a real bed to sleep in, and maybe a nightstand
DameDePiques
You've got a mattress and the floor. Really, people are never satisfied!
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
Is it strange that I sometimes miss sleeping on the floor? Was homeless for a while slept on a thin ass matress sometimes most times the 1/2
IFavoriteRecipesToTryLater
floor now when I do it I kinda sorta feel taller when I wake up.
ladybuglauren
How dare you.
jeffbInternetBeast
unusually neat
PorkFriedSquirrel
Dope setup
ShimmerinStrider
I....I don't see a problem beyond needing a light to read by.
yeah222
The TV is the light if you turn around
ShimmerinStrider
You're not wrong but, feet.
lookingforapurpose
my brother was like this. He ruined 3 couches until I gave him a futon. Couch #4 was on its last leg. He bought none of the furniture.
ShimmerinStrider
I have to ask. How did he ruin them?
ButtProblems
wanking
lookingforapurpose
He would sleep on them instead of his “crash pad” and idk, he is just rough on things. I had a really nice wooden couch that just… shattered
ShimmerinStrider
Oh man that sucks. And couches are one of those personal things. You find one YOU want.
Mercenarity
This honestly screams limited wages more than preference. The occasional toy helps stave off the overbearing ennui of financial insecurity.
coyotemedic
Im not a heathen. I put my mattress on a wood plank ontop of cinderblocks. Less bugs crawling on me that way
delphinart
Nice to see all the people outing themselves for never having another living soul in their apartment. Seating. What's missing is seating.
DanaConti5
I’ve visited these people. We sit on the floor.
woozle
I see no problem here
dontbeabee
I'm too old to sleep on a mattress that thin.
yoder5170
Did he get that mattress from a prison sale?
fartharder
To be fair, it was probably being thrown away./
regularmatt
“A man who sleeps with a machete under his pillow is a fool every night except for one.”
Thanksforl
The only thing missing are 9 empty beer cans
confanity
Not nearly enough books. Like, orders of magnitude too few books.
SploogeMcDuck316
Looks cozy af
littlecoatfatguy
I mean I guess it's okay if you can live with that much clutter.
gypsyspot
I mean, beds are nice.
littlecoatfatguy
Ooh, look at Commander Fancy Pants over here.
Zetor
Yes, this does not bring joy
skipweasel
Get rid of the fake swords and where's my bookcase?
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lncorrectGrammerNazi
What about replacing the fake swords with real ones? You can still get the bookcase of course, but swords are cool.
IrrelevantHandle
I like how there's a desktop and laptop but no mattress.
anotherIngloriousHandle
self defense in case …
micotyro
Oh it's a real fake sword
deadfox696
Nah I’d be keeping the blade. Always keep my sword by my bed. People forget there was a time not long ago when.. oh ya WW3’s happening now.
DerpeDimmer
You'd be lucky if a cheap dollar store katana could cut through a pack of instant ramen without breaking.
darkhalfbreed
I would assume behind the camera. The swords on the floor like that are kinda tacky too
Vengeraxe
Yeah get rid of teh Weeb sword.
yuugian
you have the living room / bed room combination and turn what was the master bed into a library/reading room. With tea service
ligmabolz
Not in that person's house, that's for sure
Klavierbauer
The tablet is a library.
dumbledong69
And a liquor cabinet
jacblake
No need for a bookcase because books are all pdfs now.
Ardranor
But if you don't have the books, how will you make a night stand out of the ones you've finished?
jacblake
Empty beer cans
DerpeDimmer
Nah you need that print. That feel of the paper and that smell of ink.
skipweasel
That, and not everything I read is available as a PDF.
DankTimez4Eva
you need the blade.
jennym123
Yeah, not unsheathed near the foot of the bed. Dude is gonna trip and cut themselves.
Sydonis12
To be fair the world is kinda on fire, its just that nobody is coming to this dude for help.
Raoul9753
Women just cant deal with how little it takes for us to be happy...
giho970205
ShOw us your boobies and we'd forget what we were talking about
Imademyselfsquirtle
Food, Sex, Kisses, Hugs, Bum Pats (done to them), Cuddle. Repeat.
gaaaaalavant
I'm a dude and my apartment is sweet. Nothing wrong with having some nice furniture and art on the walls.
Californiajackson
My husband had that when I met him. People thought he must be gay LOL.
DameDePiques
I'm a woman and I cannot see an issue with this place.
foxybelle
Well..it takes a bigger bed if you want a woman with you in it...thats the only issue i see.
OozyRatInASanitaryZoo
Trust me, very few women are going to see how this guy lives.
datphone777365
nah, promise you plenty have seen its like.
delphinart
Whatever your genitals, you need somewhere to sit that's not occupied by another person. This shit is unwelcoming and single-occupant only.
JesseWasTaken
Nobody said this person would be happy. Just alive
melmboundanddown
Pretty sure a boy wrote that.
MNColdagain
Who hurt you my dude? All people can be shit, but I have some women in my life who have been nothing but supportive of my basic life.
NotTinyPancakes
Am a women I lived like this for years it doesn't bother me none if I have the stuff I need and I like the floor.
Mufinche
If I love the guy and he loves me, I would even sleep on the floor with him and appreciate it <3
SoftKleenex
Need more of you, or at least known openly
donkeymoney
Nah my back would hurt, lol. Would not get sleep.
UndeadAndUnamused
As a woman, I don't give a single shit what's in your house because I don't hang out with misogynists anyway.
Krytture
meow
Lulabel73
I’d want you to be comfortable. I’d get you a proper bed and bigger tv
youreathing
Generalizations are funny ha ha!
florpglorp
I would live like this, it wouldnt make me happy but having more stuff wouldnt
30H1PPU5
Since we are speaking on behalf of entire genders, im a woman and I don’t really give a shit what you put in your house lol
Raoul9753
JesseWasTaken
I'm a man and I don't give a shit about you, the size of your house it's contents, I only care about those beans
Cucumberclouds
I’m with you.
PineappleLoopsBroether
It’s a reference…
30H1PPU5
A sexist reference to a sexist post :)
PineappleLoopsBroether
I don’t think anybody’s trying to be harmful. Sometimes humor is just poking fun at things, and that’s ok.
mikasaur
30H1PPU5
We are legion?
Draevan13
MAKE US WHOLE, DYLAN
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
This post is just bait to bring on the woman-bashing. Congrats, you fell for it. Women couldn't give a shit how you want to live, but /1
Mnbvvxz
The person you are replying to is quoting another version of the joke. Even if they weren't, your response was still totally uncalled for.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
they might choose not to live with you then. Which is their call. /2
ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkingToMe17
Yup & like the 7th version of this meme w the same wording w almost all of the same top comments. Imgur is nothing if not consistent
Raoul9753
PoopDollaaa
This comment was just bait to bring on any type of gender bashing. Congrats, you fell for it. OP couldn't give a shit about your reply.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Nothing is more widely popular on imgur that hating on women. It will get you further than cute kittens any day. Imgur is an mra stronghold
MNColdagain
You're combating a sweeping generalization with yet another sweeping generalization... Congrats? God this site can be a shit show...
culinarydream7224
"EqUaL rIgHtS, eQuAl LeFtS" + 400 upvotes
Randomice
I would sure have an issue with that. Where is the fridge?
spacecowboyein
Need a kitchen and a bathroom, and one room for living in. The rest is whatever.
Bunhyung
At the takeout place.
Snooj
I was going to ask about a toilet. I've lived in an apartment with no fridge or stove before. You adapt.
Malekh
yeah, the toilet is the main thing. don't need a bath or shower, but can't live without a toilet.
JimboTCB
Why do you need a fridge when you live off of Top Ramen and Pop Tarts?
ReginaKasteen
You don't think they're drinking *room temperature* Mtn Dew, do you?
idownvotekittens
Who do you think took the picture?
StupidFreakingName
Need two fridges. One in the kitchen for real food and a mini fridge by the bed for drinks and snacky snacks
SexyToasterArt
It should be obvious, Who do you think is taking the picture?
jebowlin
I thought it was the microwave
DreamWeavr
Need a desk and an ergonomic chair in addition to that
ThatLambdaGuy
I’m the bathroom
bardman135
Who puts their beef ramen in the fridge?
JustBoone
The kitchen, with the pizazz and microwave and a drawer full of plastic disposable silverware, a drawer of sauce packets, and a cabinet with
sunyudai
Sauce packets go in the fridge, but yeah.
GandalfTheWhitest
I forgot about Pizazz. I might get another.
Dante94k
kitchen?
HolographicHotdog
I have a pizzazz. It’s the best
6war6scry6
I just looked this up, & now I'm getting 1
HolographicHotdog
https://youtu.be/M_Vy9lm7K5E
JustBoone
Mine broke last move, gotta get a new one. They are fantastic lol.
ChemAtTheSpeedofAwesome
I was using my mom's for the longest time before I learned how weird that sort of thing is. I've really grown attached to my new one though
JustBoone
Paper plates and cups because no one has time to do dishes.
ObtuseDoorFrame
Bullshit. There's no excuse for disposable plates and silverware.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
No one has time, or they'd rather play video games?
Twinklepot
A toilet is useful
Boeskool
Useful but optional if you have a sink or shower
badatediting
Fourth wall is where it's at
HolographicHotdog
screen's too small
quzar
Big enough to fit two hackfrauds on it.
ZaniZoraZo
To far away, my eyes are bad.
Sheldonian
This.
BarackObamaOfficial
This comment
HolographicHotdog
This this comment comment
geiwosuruinu
None of these comments. I would just sit really close
penut61
And not high enough
HolographicHotdog
Your moms not high enough
tmk46567
https://imgur.com/hzzo6Sh.jpg
tmk46567
My setup
penut61
Not bad