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Aug 9, 2017 11:01 PM
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alottabees
Someone post the Regular Show gif where the bird dude has fake kids attached to himself
Trimule
This makes me sad- when I was a kid you weren't allowed to go T or T until after it was dark and now kids have to go in late PM for safety
MATTYBE87
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Icatbelieveitsbutter
Why?
GrammarPoliceSergeant
Nice
MynameisUndress
This post needs some sauce. https://youtu.be/mhLSmlfis6A
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
I seriously had to watch it twice before I understood.
AdmJota
Getting candy on Halloween as an adult is easy. You can just walk into any grocery store and buy a big bag full of it.
avidatheist
Or do it the day after halloween when it's dirt cheap.
slipvyne
yo fo real tho, google tom mabe prank calls.
cogs
Tom Mabe is the one that did the Dish Network telemarketing murder scene call. Fucking hilarious.
Rikimarudevil
OMFG!!!!
BestEvrGamer
I had some guy literally refuse to let us trick or treat at his house. Stopped us, said we're trespassing and that Halloween is for 5&under.
tentaclefriendly
/golfclap
fakepointgenerator
Simple costume idea. 1- super tall boots. 2- Lumpy Trechcoat. 3-2 sets of fake arms. 4- A recording of 3 kids saying "trick or treat"
aggresivejizzles
Or you can just buy it and not have to go door to door like a fucking sex offender
NotASecondAccount
GaryTheCuttlefish
How the fuck in any way could this relate to being a sex offender.
RustyRooster
I was fully expecting a midget in a spidy costume.
nursejr210
I have a rule: Don't say the words, don't get the treats!! Oh yeah, a "Thank You" get you two pieces...
samtherat6
Always upvote Tom Mabe.
Three5Nines
Brilliant!
paulpounder
Took my nephew trick or testing last year and a few kids in front of us announced their peanut allergy at every door.
thatguyyoumetthatonetime
Kills 2 birds with one stone, leaves the peanut candy for the next kid since they can't eat it anyway and no risk for them.
paulpounder
Panda4hire
Now that is an actual prank. Doesn't hurt anyone, and is funny.
Incendor
Except yourself probably, when they call the cops on you to beat up your kidnapping child molesting ass ;)
realusernotabot
Those pixels hurt my eyes!
Wintosha
So rare now! *punches you in the head* It's just a prank, bro!
nametakenz
I'm still offended!
Lanunborneo
You sure??
HateMeFuckYou
I once saw a panda run into a steak and shake in the middle of the night. Shitty prank and my chili was cold.
IndianTechSupport41
Why did you let it get cold
IamJustinSane
Well technically he's stealing candy that was meant for kids, from people.
lochnessmonsterr
Tom Mabe. Look him up.
MaiShannAnigans
He told someone the kid was deaft and they started signing to him
IamJustinSane
*deaf
MaiShannAnigans
Thank you : )
StrawberryPrincess92
I'd rather just buy giant bags of 90% off candy on November 1st. cos you have to go to rich white neighborhoods to trick or treat any more
ImACraftyHooker
It's only like 20% off around me which is still over priced.
FloatinFire
Small towns man. Everyone loves Halloween. Especially the old people.
dereklarsen
TRUNK OR TREAT
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
My brother found the rich part of the neighborhood where we trick or treated. They gave out king sizes and sodas.
SurelyNotHitler
fakepointgenerator
Where does this ever happen?
FunmonkeyCT
I live in a rich white neighborhood. “Fairfield“ trick-or-treating is no good here because the houses are too far apart and setback from...
FunmonkeyCT
.... The road quite a distance. So you spent too much time traveling from house to house which doesn’t give you a good candy ratio per house
cryogenian
Isn't that the damn truth. Sad.
StrawberryPrincess92
Anytime I see "Sad." as an entire sentence, I read the whole comment in my head with Trump's voice.
yeahyeahnope
Same
cryogenian
That's fake news!