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Jared Leto was born in 1971, two years after apollo 11 landed on the moon.
He used to date this woman (Soleil Moon Frye) in the 90's, she is 5 years younger than him.
Richard Nixon was his first president, Trump is his 9th president.
When he was born, this is who most people thought of as the Joker., Cesar Romero.
This is him playing the role of the Joker last year. (2016)
This woman has stated she has a crush on him, can you guess her age?
Here's a hint, this was her 4 years ago.
She's 14 years old and her name is Brighton Sharbino.
Not that it's uncommon to have a crush for someone older, especially in film.
This is insanity though. I swear I can tell age like, 98% of the time. I feel tricked.
In-between the two is Maggie, a dog who lived to be 30 (she'd be 31 today).
She is my dog tax, I love old dogs. <3
BigAZNMan
Young people having crushes on people far above their age? Imagine that. *Starts thinking about Claire Forlani and Kate Beckinsale*
telf
Bet his balls are starting to sag regardless
ElDuderinoBerlin
Jep, definetly one of the guys who keep a painting of himself in his attic...
AstroVaz
My name is Maggie.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Just look at the flowers...
ScandinavianClown
THANK YOU! couldn't remember where I've seen her before.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
her face became a lot broader than i thought it would.
Reknir
Vampire.
SickOfThisCessPool
Shame that his Joker was garbage.
BANANAFLAKE
Leto was by far the worst joker.
CephalopodLodge4
No, thats Cesar
hilhas1
Even if his eyes are a bit wonky I wouldn't mind being in a jared leto & jake gyllenhaal sandwich.
ShutUpMeh
You shut your mouth
TheRockyFeller
Keeping an eye on you, mate
Voitl
He joined the covenant, Patrick Stewart and Keanu Reeves have welcomed their new brother into the fold.
OneDayCatsWillRuleTheWorld
Don't forget about Pharrell Williams as well..
Housemaster
Patrick Stewart looks his age though...
BlibberingHumdinger
Johnny Depp cashed his membership in recently...
wackywoohoopizzaman
VoteMegatron2020
Time Lords
MaximumMarks
Vampires. I've seen what we do in the shadows I recognize the signs
aRepost
I think they're one Time Lord living parallel lives.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Patrick Stewart has definitely shown his age though... :(
TheOneTrueJoebot
They sustain themselves on the life energy of Matthew Perry
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
It's my 18th time turning 27 in a few weeks too.
themuttonisniceandlean
How old do you think 45 year olds look? First, it's a retouched pic, but 45 just isn't that old.
JamesDaviau
Some people just win genetic lottery
5thVecino
Dermatologists hate him
MissAizea
That picture is probably airbrushed
DOPAMINEFIEND
haha, probably? It's absolutely airbrushed. No doubt about it.
BigAZNMan
I just want him to write a good 30STM album like the first 2.
milleniumfapton
Good joker bad suicide squad
IwishIwasNeverBorn
Must be nice to be rich
shibbytothelibby
30?!!!?!?!?!
DOPAMINEFIEND
Unfortunately I haven't found many confirmed sources.http://www.boredpanda.com/worlds-oldest-dog-dies-age-30-kelpie-maggie/
shibbytothelibby
Oh okay, I thought it was your dog. That and the theme of your post would've been too much for me. D:
WhytWu1f
She was a good dog, Bront.
mburicao
It only takes thirty seconds to Mars...
Mack1986
What are you 12? I'm only 30 and 45 isn't that old
27yoUGLYvirgin
I don't think it's implied he is old, but I know people who look older than him in their late 20s.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
it's the middle.
Findthevegan
Vegan
killerkombo
That's the best dog tax i've seen. Ever
lifeisapicnic
It's amazing how young you can look when you can afford amazing skincare, high quality food, medical care, and avoid manual labor!
PreciousPotato
A lot of it is genes, and it still requires discipline. Just look at the ones whose lifestyle let them age before their time. Too fat, /1
PreciousPotato
alcohol, drugs... anyway, everybody on my mother's side of the family looks way younger than they are, lifestyle notwithstanding. Like, /2
PreciousPotato
my mother and aunts look in their mid-40s, roughly 20 years younger. I'm 37, but look around 28. Meh, time to exercise more. :P
Dramacian
You don't need all this. Just get the good genes, avoid sun and meth.
lifeisapicnic
K I'll be sure to sign up for the good genes and the money next time
dephress
That, plus their career depends on their good looks.
DOPAMINEFIEND
You're a true proletariat hero!
Sionas
I mean it's like the same thing with milfs right? I guess he would be a dilf? Not sure if he has kids. His aging is impeccable though.
boethius
Wonder if he dated Punky Brewster when she still had mega tits?
FragileReality
Moisturize, people.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Weird how lol the super rich in Hollywood "don't age" almost like they're all doing something to stave off the appearance of age.
DontstressyoucanChangeItAnyTime0
Oh someone hasn't watched Highlanders. There can only be one.
DOPAMINEFIEND
You really think they'd go and try to make themselves look younger? YOu'd think they'd lie?
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
I thought it was probably the sacrifices they made. That or Scientology, won't we all feel stupid if that's what works?
totallyrealname
Its also their job to look good tho. Sure there's surgery, but also a lifetime of caring about their appearance more than average.
youknowwhyimhere6969
What the hell are you on about?
totallyrealname
If you're getting paid to look good, you're likely to avoid the bad habits that make people look worse & age faster. What's so confusing?
youknowwhyimhere6969
I got you. This is in reference to OPs most recent post.
totallyrealname
Oh, my bad!
minkuschild
If i was paid to work out, look in certain spots and speak, I'd look great too.
PreciousPotato
In the case of Jared Leto: He's pretty straight edge, and eats mostly vegan. Though I'm pretty sure that it's healthier to choose animal /1
CephalopodLodge4
How does one be "pretty straight edge"?
JacketOff
Maybe only smokes pot? Or has the occasional beer
CephalopodLodge4
That is zero percent straight edge
PreciousPotato
As I understand it, it's like someone who habitually eats healthy wouldn't say he's on a diet. Don't know about the occasional beer etc, /1
PreciousPotato
the articles are not that detailed, but I guess it's 99% no alcohol and no drugs.
PreciousPotato
instead of plant-based protein, getting all those nutrients from veggies, like antioxidants and phytovitamins, plays a big role.
doctorbees
Protein is protein no matter the source. As long as you eat enough, it doesn't matter.
PreciousPotato
No. Proteins are quite different from each other. Depending on their function, they are composed of different aminoacids, which in turn /1
PreciousPotato
will be used by our bodies to create cells, hormones, enzymes etc. I'm not sayinng you can't subsist on a vegan diet, but animal protein, /2
AlkeneThiol
Antioxidants don't actually benefit aging. Source: I researched aging for 5 years in grad school.
PreciousPotato
Yeah, well, if it were that simple, we just had to eat tons vitamins and could be young forever, eh? That's why I only mentioned them as /1
PreciousPotato
an example. My point was just that your body needs all kinds of different chemicals, and if you eat too much of one, like salt, and not /2
Petertheterrible
Ledger was the best joker
DaftTechno
WrongUn
Agreed but Keaton is still the best Batman
KeisatsuOtaku
KobeBurger
Kingduckky
Thats who i mean when i say joker
chickenpizza9128
TheDukeofDogFood
Poor Jack Nicholson.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Careful, you may upset the Hamil fans.
IProvideFakeContext
You are correct, I am upsetti.
HowDoIMemes
The Ham-sters are Triggered
TheBlackWindHowls
Hamill is the best voice for Joker; Ledger was the finest physical embodiment.
RaynWisp
Plus when he spit in his hand in Brokeback Mountain? Ooooo... got eeem...
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
He's not aging at all too.
maxvici
Oooooh ouch.
doctorbees
You monster.
TemetNosce000