This man is 45 years old.

May 3, 2017 11:12 PM

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Jared Leto was born in 1971, two years after apollo 11 landed on the moon.

He used to date this woman (Soleil Moon Frye) in the 90's, she is 5 years younger than him.

Richard Nixon was his first president, Trump is his 9th president.

When he was born, this is who most people thought of as the Joker., Cesar Romero.

This is him playing the role of the Joker last year. (2016)

This woman has stated she has a crush on him, can you guess her age?

Here's a hint, this was her 4 years ago.

She's 14 years old and her name is Brighton Sharbino.

Not that it's uncommon to have a crush for someone older, especially in film.
This is insanity though. I swear I can tell age like, 98% of the time. I feel tricked.

In-between the two is Maggie, a dog who lived to be 30 (she'd be 31 today).
She is my dog tax, I love old dogs. <3

Young people having crushes on people far above their age? Imagine that. *Starts thinking about Claire Forlani and Kate Beckinsale*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet his balls are starting to sag regardless

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Jep, definetly one of the guys who keep a painting of himself in his attic...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My name is Maggie.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just look at the flowers...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU! couldn't remember where I've seen her before.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

her face became a lot broader than i thought it would.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vampire.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shame that his Joker was garbage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Leto was by far the worst joker.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No, thats Cesar

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Even if his eyes are a bit wonky I wouldn't mind being in a jared leto & jake gyllenhaal sandwich.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

You shut your mouth

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Keeping an eye on you, mate

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He joined the covenant, Patrick Stewart and Keanu Reeves have welcomed their new brother into the fold.

9 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 2

Don't forget about Pharrell Williams as well..

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Patrick Stewart looks his age though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Johnny Depp cashed his membership in recently...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Time Lords

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Vampires. I've seen what we do in the shadows I recognize the signs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they're one Time Lord living parallel lives.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Patrick Stewart has definitely shown his age though... :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They sustain themselves on the life energy of Matthew Perry

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It's my 18th time turning 27 in a few weeks too.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How old do you think 45 year olds look? First, it's a retouched pic, but 45 just isn't that old.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people just win genetic lottery

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dermatologists hate him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That picture is probably airbrushed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

haha, probably? It's absolutely airbrushed. No doubt about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just want him to write a good 30STM album like the first 2.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good joker bad suicide squad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be nice to be rich

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30?!!!?!?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately I haven't found many confirmed sources.http://www.boredpanda.com/worlds-oldest-dog-dies-age-30-kelpie-maggie/

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh okay, I thought it was your dog. That and the theme of your post would've been too much for me. D:

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She was a good dog, Bront.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It only takes thirty seconds to Mars...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you 12? I'm only 30 and 45 isn't that old

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think it's implied he is old, but I know people who look older than him in their late 20s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's the middle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vegan

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the best dog tax i've seen. Ever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing how young you can look when you can afford amazing skincare, high quality food, medical care, and avoid manual labor!

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

A lot of it is genes, and it still requires discipline. Just look at the ones whose lifestyle let them age before their time. Too fat, /1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

alcohol, drugs... anyway, everybody on my mother's side of the family looks way younger than they are, lifestyle notwithstanding. Like, /2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my mother and aunts look in their mid-40s, roughly 20 years younger. I'm 37, but look around 28. Meh, time to exercise more. :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't need all this. Just get the good genes, avoid sun and meth.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

K I'll be sure to sign up for the good genes and the money next time

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That, plus their career depends on their good looks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a true proletariat hero!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean it's like the same thing with milfs right? I guess he would be a dilf? Not sure if he has kids. His aging is impeccable though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonder if he dated Punky Brewster when she still had mega tits?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Moisturize, people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Weird how lol the super rich in Hollywood "don't age" almost like they're all doing something to stave off the appearance of age.

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Oh someone hasn't watched Highlanders. There can only be one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really think they'd go and try to make themselves look younger? YOu'd think they'd lie?

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I thought it was probably the sacrifices they made. That or Scientology, won't we all feel stupid if that's what works?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Its also their job to look good tho. Sure there's surgery, but also a lifetime of caring about their appearance more than average.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What the hell are you on about?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you're getting paid to look good, you're likely to avoid the bad habits that make people look worse & age faster. What's so confusing?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got you. This is in reference to OPs most recent post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh, my bad!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If i was paid to work out, look in certain spots and speak, I'd look great too.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the case of Jared Leto: He's pretty straight edge, and eats mostly vegan. Though I'm pretty sure that it's healthier to choose animal /1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

How does one be "pretty straight edge"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe only smokes pot? Or has the occasional beer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is zero percent straight edge

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As I understand it, it's like someone who habitually eats healthy wouldn't say he's on a diet. Don't know about the occasional beer etc, /1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the articles are not that detailed, but I guess it's 99% no alcohol and no drugs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

instead of plant-based protein, getting all those nutrients from veggies, like antioxidants and phytovitamins, plays a big role.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Protein is protein no matter the source. As long as you eat enough, it doesn't matter.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No. Proteins are quite different from each other. Depending on their function, they are composed of different aminoacids, which in turn /1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

will be used by our bodies to create cells, hormones, enzymes etc. I'm not sayinng you can't subsist on a vegan diet, but animal protein, /2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Antioxidants don't actually benefit aging. Source: I researched aging for 5 years in grad school.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, well, if it were that simple, we just had to eat tons vitamins and could be young forever, eh? That's why I only mentioned them as /1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

an example. My point was just that your body needs all kinds of different chemicals, and if you eat too much of one, like salt, and not /2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ledger was the best joker

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 14

?1

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Agreed but Keaton is still the best Batman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Can Keaton surf? I didn't think so!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats who i mean when i say joker

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Poor Jack Nicholson.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful, you may upset the Hamil fans.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

You are correct, I am upsetti.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Ham-sters are Triggered

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hamill is the best voice for Joker; Ledger was the finest physical embodiment.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Plus when he spit in his hand in Brokeback Mountain? Ooooo... got eeem...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not aging at all too.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Oooooh ouch.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You monster.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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