Jun 2, 2020 11:20 PM
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tchoukiwalimou
Reading this in 2020 is a fucking disappointement.
bossmann300
Blacks are the best! Sorry to all the others.
concorde77
Actually, unless they have some kind of doggo hivemind, that's 5 animals
JellyPayne
it's missing a red lab.
DrMaggot
Nah the black labs are lesd dumb than the yellow labs
BurberryBlessings
We're all animals. And we're stupid.
ergrey
Its past time for an alien invasion from outer space to unite us.
ComcastLover
I don't want to take away from the seriousness of the message but I had to make this:
zFUBARz
Ha, thanks, super not the time, but I was thinking of that meme too.
SMarkt
you know, i allways say: no matter what color the fur of a cat is, inside all pussies are pink.
Cruxador
Wow, that's real deep Kyle.
Johnsky
There are 5 separate animals in this picture. Not one.
deathsite99
Dog=/=dog???
NostalgicApplebees
“Ain’t no way my daughter is marrying uh black lab”
OptimusPom
Isn't there a chart that explains Browns are neurological disorders, Yellows traded brains for friendliness , and blacks are the sane ones.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
This has been my experience as well. Also the more "pure blood" the more classic lab: ie, obedience w/o common sense, eat anything, friendly
catsofat
This checks out in our dog, 100%.
Zerotalentz
Yep I can vouch that all will lick random things on the floor and eat rocks every so often.
pumpuppthesoundwaves
santaferic31415
Can we stop saying race issues? Let’s say ethics. Ethical issues...Only one race: human
“Ethnical”
spacecatmike
Hexo231
None of us are the same. It's how we reconcile this fact that makes us human.
ImmaSuckYoDick
Yea we're all dogs. But there are rottweilers, goldens, german sheperds.
Drlee
racism is stupid but yellow lab are the best labs
HomicidalDirtMuppet
This about this when you adopt a pet. Black animals are less likely picked. It happens with cats too :(
Hovercraft42
Black labs matter!!
ItsBuckarooBanzai
All Labs Matter.
congressionalbitch
Give me all your labs!!
Jonesso
Yes Americans is it's own special kind of animal
duckyholic
Yeah but why is the white dog at the middle?
Muunk
Hair color
genbadger
I thought chocolate labs were like more wound up than golden ones. My sis has a choccy and that dog could power a city if put on a treadmill
FitzChevalric
DoublevBomb
He knows.
sdmarkey
Broke my heart when he passed away.
PoopyProblem5
Woah what??
IamforgettingallmyJokes
Bront
BeavisandButthurt
I got to meet the guy that runs that twitter account at my job last year and he barely remembered this joke
Is that a white dog???
DurendaI
Brint
AKnightOfMind
Brønt
painintheasterisk
Not so fun fact: black labs used to be considered the standard for the breed and yellow and chocolate lab puppies would be culled.
Acidmonk
Why then is it crime to say All lives matter ~~~~~ every single one. Instead of black lives matter
Because not all lives matter until black ones do too
Illithidbane
heartlessninja6
Used to say this, but it was taken over by neonazi’s as a dog whistle to ignore black victims. See “My body my choice” w/swastika’s now too
PrimePowerOn
Every house in the neighborhood is important. You only want the firemen to worry about the one that's on fire.
Dukeboysz
Wrong, choc labs have a 30% spike in insanity
cptcr
yellow labs got extra dumb
meltedfaceguy
Can confirm... Black labs have a similar amount but not as much
everythingisayistrue
I always thought it was just my choco lab that was insane. 8 years old and still acts like an actual puppy.
eversincetheaccident
that's why I love them the most
literallyjesuschrist
Can confirm, had one named Dave and he was mental. But fuck I loved him. Miss him every day.
Rediix
Because in many ways were not the same at all. But those ways are small and dont fucking matter
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
They die sooner. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/10/chocolate-lab-dogs-color-live-lifespan-animals
otiumCatulli
You don't see chocolate guide dogs for a reason!
svant9
That pretty much defeat the message of the meme.
sarahCommunityPrincess
We shouldn't be comparing people to animals so I mean
BatLadyRielle
they're more prone to health problems too =/ but they're all good dogs and adorable.
iambrose
I’m upset that these memes weren’t known to me until after I raised a chocolate lab. My 5 year old is insane. InSANE.
RickDyball
Yeah. I feel your pain. And the drool, didnt know about sooo much drool
At least 30%
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Racist lol
thecrazydruid
right like all labs are a handful but something about t he chocolate labs that just has that extra level of stupid happy
and they all have this beat stick of a tail that leaves bruises
texabilly71
sat neighbor’s lab. big love idiot. wagged his tail so hard he broke it open. back next morn & looked like dexter scene. blood everywhere!
BeesKneesJohanson
Just bottomless pits with legs. But I love them all the same.
andsy
Those are not pits. Those are labs. Pits are smaller but more muscle-chonk. And no bottomless, plz. That’s where happy wag flap goes.
These are bottomless pits of chonk. Just ever-hungry quadrupeds. But lovely all the same.
Ah. Yes. Ever-hungry. The RIGHT kind of bottomless :D
The other kind is bad mkay
NotRustyShackleford
Mine sheds. A lot! I can watch her walk and hair jumps off her ass.
lacarpitrondookmarriot
I used to ask my lab how her hair got into the refrigerator. She refused to answer.
MangoLassi
She didn't want to spoil the surprise that is seasoning your food!
ImTooWhite
**Bottomless pits of love**
Bottomless pits of hunger.
tchoukiwalimou
Reading this in 2020 is a fucking disappointement.
bossmann300
Blacks are the best! Sorry to all the others.
concorde77
Actually, unless they have some kind of doggo hivemind, that's 5 animals
JellyPayne
it's missing a red lab.
DrMaggot
Nah the black labs are lesd dumb than the yellow labs
BurberryBlessings
We're all animals. And we're stupid.
ergrey
Its past time for an alien invasion from outer space to unite us.
ComcastLover
I don't want to take away from the seriousness of the message but I had to make this:
zFUBARz
Ha, thanks, super not the time, but I was thinking of that meme too.
SMarkt
you know, i allways say: no matter what color the fur of a cat is, inside all pussies are pink.
Cruxador
Wow, that's real deep Kyle.
Johnsky
There are 5 separate animals in this picture. Not one.
deathsite99
Dog=/=dog???
NostalgicApplebees
“Ain’t no way my daughter is marrying uh black lab”
OptimusPom
Isn't there a chart that explains Browns are neurological disorders, Yellows traded brains for friendliness , and blacks are the sane ones.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
This has been my experience as well. Also the more "pure blood" the more classic lab: ie, obedience w/o common sense, eat anything, friendly
catsofat
This checks out in our dog, 100%.
Zerotalentz
Yep I can vouch that all will lick random things on the floor and eat rocks every so often.
pumpuppthesoundwaves
santaferic31415
Can we stop saying race issues? Let’s say ethics. Ethical issues...Only one race: human
santaferic31415
“Ethnical”
spacecatmike
Hexo231
None of us are the same. It's how we reconcile this fact that makes us human.
ImmaSuckYoDick
Yea we're all dogs. But there are rottweilers, goldens, german sheperds.
Drlee
racism is stupid but yellow lab are the best labs
HomicidalDirtMuppet
This about this when you adopt a pet. Black animals are less likely picked. It happens with cats too :(
Hovercraft42
Black labs matter!!
ItsBuckarooBanzai
All Labs Matter.
congressionalbitch
Give me all your labs!!
Jonesso
Yes Americans is it's own special kind of animal
duckyholic
Yeah but why is the white dog at the middle?
Muunk
Hair color
genbadger
I thought chocolate labs were like more wound up than golden ones. My sis has a choccy and that dog could power a city if put on a treadmill
FitzChevalric
DoublevBomb
He knows.
sdmarkey
Broke my heart when he passed away.
PoopyProblem5
Woah what??
IamforgettingallmyJokes
Bront
BeavisandButthurt
I got to meet the guy that runs that twitter account at my job last year and he barely remembered this joke
PoopyProblem5
Is that a white dog???
DurendaI
Brint
AKnightOfMind
Brønt
painintheasterisk
Not so fun fact: black labs used to be considered the standard for the breed and yellow and chocolate lab puppies would be culled.
Acidmonk
Why then is it crime to say All lives matter ~~~~~ every single one. Instead of black lives matter
PoopyProblem5
Because not all lives matter until black ones do too
Illithidbane
heartlessninja6
Used to say this, but it was taken over by neonazi’s as a dog whistle to ignore black victims. See “My body my choice” w/swastika’s now too
PrimePowerOn
Every house in the neighborhood is important. You only want the firemen to worry about the one that's on fire.
Dukeboysz
Wrong, choc labs have a 30% spike in insanity
cptcr
yellow labs got extra dumb
meltedfaceguy
Can confirm... Black labs have a similar amount but not as much
everythingisayistrue
I always thought it was just my choco lab that was insane. 8 years old and still acts like an actual puppy.
eversincetheaccident
that's why I love them the most
literallyjesuschrist
Can confirm, had one named Dave and he was mental. But fuck I loved him. Miss him every day.
Rediix
Because in many ways were not the same at all. But those ways are small and dont fucking matter
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
They die sooner. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/10/chocolate-lab-dogs-color-live-lifespan-animals
otiumCatulli
You don't see chocolate guide dogs for a reason!
svant9
That pretty much defeat the message of the meme.
sarahCommunityPrincess
We shouldn't be comparing people to animals so I mean
BatLadyRielle
they're more prone to health problems too =/ but they're all good dogs and adorable.
iambrose
I’m upset that these memes weren’t known to me until after I raised a chocolate lab. My 5 year old is insane. InSANE.
RickDyball
Yeah. I feel your pain. And the drool, didnt know about sooo much drool
RickDyball
At least 30%
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Racist lol
thecrazydruid
right like all labs are a handful but something about t he chocolate labs that just has that extra level of stupid happy
thecrazydruid
and they all have this beat stick of a tail that leaves bruises
texabilly71
sat neighbor’s lab. big love idiot. wagged his tail so hard he broke it open. back next morn & looked like dexter scene. blood everywhere!
BeesKneesJohanson
Just bottomless pits with legs. But I love them all the same.
andsy
Those are not pits. Those are labs. Pits are smaller but more muscle-chonk. And no bottomless, plz. That’s where happy wag flap goes.
BeesKneesJohanson
These are bottomless pits of chonk. Just ever-hungry quadrupeds. But lovely all the same.
andsy
Ah. Yes. Ever-hungry. The RIGHT kind of bottomless :D
andsy
The other kind is bad mkay
NotRustyShackleford
Mine sheds. A lot! I can watch her walk and hair jumps off her ass.
lacarpitrondookmarriot
I used to ask my lab how her hair got into the refrigerator. She refused to answer.
MangoLassi
She didn't want to spoil the surprise that is seasoning your food!
ImTooWhite
**Bottomless pits of love**
BeesKneesJohanson
Bottomless pits of hunger.