Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 922

Aug 4, 2026 1:18 AM

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Man Tax: Alexander Skarsgard

The body is a house of many windows: there we all sit, showing ourselves and crying on the passers-by to come and love us. -Robert Louis Stevenson

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#4 That first reveal, when you see what caused the damage--dang.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#11 I thought sass wolves usually had a problem with coming indoors. Is it the A/C they want? I'd try something like getting them a paddling pool with a bit of water and dumping some ice in.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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3 weeks ago (deleted Aug 4, 2026 4:57 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

#5 Little man is chuffed!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 I always upvote sass wolves

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#4

3 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#4 Bollard built to prevent morons from endangering others, prevents moron from endangering others. Good job, bollard.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#20 tribbles

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I need milk for Mac and cheese though.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 I have my doubts that the possum was dying but instead was playing dead as they do.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 Ducks are the party animals of the poultry world. I love them.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 Real shit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#16

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 when I was a kid, we lived in Manhattan, KS, and my room was in the furnished basement, right next to the laundry room. I even had my own shower & toilet. I was living like a prince!m

EXCEPT…

When winter came, the thermostat upstairs was set to 78degF, and where I was, frost would occasionally form on the carpet and my blanket.

And our female Maine Coon would snuggle up underneath with me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#18 is NOT A BABY CROW. That me.e is old AND wrong.

3 weeks ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Yup exactly: /gallery/2uPJuRT

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed, the net says that is a corn crake (Crex crex) chick. Here's what a crow chick looks like.

[Crows are] nidicolous (/naɪˈdɪkələs/ ny-DIK-ə-ləs; from Latin nidus "nest" and -colus "inhabiting") organisms; a nidicolous organism is one which stays at its birthplace for a long time because it depends on its parents for food, protection, and the learning of survival skills.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nidifugous_and_nidicolous_organisms

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Love how the hamster ball poofs out when their housing is removed

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 winter is the best.

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#15 why the fuck did he put Jerry in there in the first place ?

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#20 Leave the sleepy nocturnal critters alone!

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#4 Drunk or just stupid?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not impossible but since the sun is out I lean towards stupid. The driver too.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 AI slop? The dogs in the calendar looks lightly different in the different photos

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cake* dont know why it autocorrected to calendar...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 @UncleSlam123 thought of you immediately

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Talk about doubling down on a terrible idea! Great find! v

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Little Monkey is like "WTF is this thing?"

3 weeks ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

how am I supposed to help pick the bugs out of your hair if you don't have hair and are already a bug?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it's a pygmy marmoset and some variety of bush cricket/katydid.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More like: Can I eat this?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 what is it always with the wipers?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flailing at the vehicle controls in an attempt to accomplish something.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the auto sensors are now cooked because of the damage to the front end.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huskies are the red flags of dog ownership. If you have a husky you chose to get a toddler that is constantly throwing a tantrum.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Can confirm. But also my Husky was the best dog I've ever had, and if I had the space for one now I'd absolutely get another.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good Lord, where do you get abs like that?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aside from exercise and steroids, dehydration for three days to make your skin cling to muscles.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That level of fitness is achievable without steroids but you do need a smart and probably strict diet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#16 Remember, every time someone says something like "people are the worst" there's an implicit declaration of "I am better than literally all of you." And that "you" includes me, it includes you (person reading this now) and it includes your favorite person in the whole wide world. Absolute chud behavior.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

You're half right.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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#10 pretty sure this is ai - grass, hair, fur hallucinations, ai gibberish writing

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

It's garbage even if it's not. The possum is playing dead, not actually dead. And newborn possums are very tiny embryonic-looking, like all marsupials. Those are near-grow kits coming out of her pouch, not being born.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's also weird, because possums famously play dead, so any possum your dog brings you is not 'dying'. Please do not take them inside and remove their babies from them.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

writing is backwards due to someone flipping the video, but appears legible otherwise. The hair on the baby possums is a bit odd though.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah , perhaps, I tried reading some of it reversed, but medical words don’t even look normal forwards, lol - the hair at it the temple of the lady looks the same too, that …stripey…clumpy…look - could be incredibly oily hair, but doesn’t look real still imo

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear i've seen parts of the video in pre-AI times, but i suspect the story is made up and the video is stitched together from several places, some of it may be AI.

Also never forget every smartphone camera ever has used algorithms we now call AI to get proper focusing. So even very old video cna have AI like artifacts. Doesn't mean its entirety made up though. Any form of upscaling has the same problem, and some sites have compression algorithms that can add in artifacts too.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair. Thats why I didn’t call it out 100% certain as ai, adding a touch of skepticism to clickbait is important these days (even though it’s exhausting, never being sure what reality is…..is this what it’s like being schizophrenic?)

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0