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Welcome to the world of cockney rhyming slang. I live nowhere near London, and i'm nothing like a cockney. But i'm English, and even i can barley follow what they say.
where is your god now?
What the bloody hell is this?? who is this Gregory? what does he want with my sausage?
what?
Now this one i know
I'm pretty sure they're just taking this piss now.
saucey sauce:
www.aldertons.com http://www.phespirit.info/cockney/slang_to_english.htm
Abergavenny ............................. Penny
Ace Of Spades ........................... AIDS
Acker Bilk .............................. Milk
Adam And Eve ............................ Believe
Adam And The Ants ....................... Pants
Airs And Graces ......................... Braces
Airs And Graces ......................... Faces
Airs And Graces ......................... Races
Alan Minter ............................. Splinter
Alan Whickers ........................... Knickers
Alderman's Nail ......................... Tail
All Afloat .............................. Coat
All Time Loser .......................... Boozer (Heavy Drinker)
Allan Border ............................ Out Of Order
Alligator ............................... Later
Almond Rock ............................. Frock
Almond Rocks ............................ Socks
Andy Cain ............................... Rain
Andy McNab .............................. Cab (Taxi)
Anna Maria .............................. Fire
Apple Core .............................. Score (Twenty Pounds)
Apple Fritter ........................... Bitter (Beer)
Apples And Pears ........................ Stairs
April Fool .............................. Stool
April Fool .............................. Tool
April Fools ............................. Football Pools
April Showers ........................... Flowers
Aristotle ............................... Bottle
Army And Navy ........................... Gravy
Artful Dodger ........................... Lodger
Arthur Ashe ............................. Cash
Arthur Scargill ......................... Gargle (Drink)
Ascot Races ............................. Braces
Ash And Oaks ............................ Smokes (Cigarettes)
Auntie Ella ............................. Umbrella
Auntie Nellie ........................... Belly
Ave Maria ............................... Fire
Ayrton Senna ............................ Tenner (Ten Pound Note)
Baa Lamb ................................ Tram
Babbling Brook .......................... Cook
Babbling Brook .......................... Crook (Criminal)
Baby Giraffe ............................ Half (A Pint)
Bacardi Breezer ......................... Geezer
Bacon And Eggs .......................... Legs
Baked Potato ............................ Later
Ball Of Chalk ........................... Walk
Balloon Car ............................. Saloon Bar
Band Of Hope ............................ Soap
Bangers And Mash ........................ Cash
Barn Owl ................................ Row (Quarrel)
Barnaby Rudge ........................... Judge
Barnet Fair ............................. Hair
Barney Rubble ........................... Trouble
Basil Fawlty ............................ Balti
Basin Of Gravy .......................... Baby
Bat And Wicket .......................... Ticket
Bath Bun ................................ Son
Bath Bun ................................ Sun
Battle Cruiser .......................... Boozer (Bar)
Battle Of Waterloo ...................... Stew
Bear's Paw .............................. Saw
Beechams Pill ........................... Bill (Statement)
Beechams Pill ........................... Still
Bees And Honey .......................... Money
Beetles And Ants ........................ Underpants
Beggar Boy's Ass ........................ Bass
Beggar-My-Neighbour ..................... Labour
Bended Knees ............................ Cheese
Bengal Lancer ........................... Chancer
Barry McGuigan .......................... Big 'Un (Big One)
Big Ben ................................. Ten
Big Dippers ............................. Slippers
Billy Goat .............................. Coat
Bird Lime ............................... Time
Biscuits And Cheese ..................... Knees
Bladder Of Lard ......................... Card
Bo-Peep ................................. Sleep
Boat Race ............................... Face
Bob Hope ................................ Soap
Bob Squash .............................. Wash
Bobby Moore ............................. Score (Twenty Pounds)
Bobby Moore ............................. Sure
Bonney Fair ............................. Hair
Bonnie And Clyde ........................ Snide
Boracic Lint ............................ Skint
Borrow And Beg .......................... Egg
Botany Bay .............................. Run Away
Bottle And Glass ........................ Class
Bottle And Stopper ...................... Copper (Police)
Bottle Of Cola .......................... Bowler
Bottle Of Glue .......................... Two
Bottle Of Porter ........................ Daughter
Bottle Of Sauce ......................... Horse
Bottle Of Scotch ........................ Wrist Watch
Bow And Arrow ........................... Barrow
Bow And Arrow ........................... Sparrow
Box Of Toys ............................. Noise
Brass Band .............................. Hand
Brass Nail .............................. Tail (Prostitute)
Brass Tacks ............................. Facts
Bread And Butter ........................ Gutter
Bread And Cheese ........................ Sneeze
Bread And Honey ......................... Money
Bricks And Mortar ....................... Daughter
Bright And Breezy ....................... Easy
Briney Marlin ........................... Darling
Britney Spears .......................... Beers
Brixton Riot ............................ Diet
Brothers And Sisters .................... Whiskers
Brown Bread ............................. Dead
Brown Hat ............................... Cat
Brussel Sprouts ......................... Scouts
Bubble And Squeak ....................... Beak
Bubble And Squeak ....................... Greek
Bubble And Squeak ....................... Week
Bucket And Pail ......................... Jail
Buddy Holly ............................. Volley
Bugs Bunny .............................. Money
Bull And Cow ............................ Row (Quarrel)
Bullock's Horn .......................... Pawn (In-Pawn)
Burnt Cinder ............................ Window
Burton On Trent ......................... Rent
Bushel And Peck ......................... Neck
Bushey Park ............................. Joke
Bushey Park ............................. Lark
Buster Keaton ........................... Meeting
Butcher's Hook .......................... Look
Cab Rank ................................ Bank
Cain And Abel ........................... Table
Calvin Klein ............................ Fine
Can Of Oil .............................. Boil
Canal Boat .............................. Tote
Cape Of Good Hope ....................... Soap
Captain Cook ............................ Book
Captain Hook ............................ Book
Cash And Carry-ed ....................... Married
Cat And Cages ........................... Wages
Cat And Mouse ........................... House
Cellarflap .............................. Tap (Ask For A Loan)
Chalfont St. Giles ...................... Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Chalk Farm .............................. Arm
Charles Fox ............................. Box
Charlie Chan ............................ Tan
Charlie Prescot ......................... Waistcoat
Charlie Pride ........................... Ride
Chas And Dave ........................... Shave
Cheerful Giver .......................... Liver
Cheese And Kisses ....................... Missus
Cheltenham Bold ......................... Cold
Cherry Hog .............................. Dog
Cherry Ripe ............................. Pipe
Chevy Chase ............................. Face
Chew The Fat ............................ Chat
Chicken And Rice ........................ Nice
China Plate ............................. Mate (Friend)
Chipmunks ............................... Trunks
Chocolate Fudge ......................... Judge
Chopsticks .............................. Six
Christian Slater ........................ Later
Christmas Eve ........................... Believe
Cilla Black ............................. Back
Claires Raynors ......................... Trainers
Clever Mike ............................. Bike
Clickety Click .......................... Sixty-Six
Clothes Peg ............................. Egg
Coalheaver (From Giver) ................. Penny
Coals And Coke .......................... Broke (Financially Ruined)
Coat And Badge .......................... Cadge (Borrow)
Cock And Hen ............................ Ten
Cock Linnet ............................. Minute
Cock Sparrow ............................ Barrow
Cockroach ............................... Coach
Conan Doyle ............................. Boil
Country Cousin .......................... Dozen
Cow's Calf .............................. Half (Fifty Pence)
Cream Cookies ........................... Bookies (Bookmakers)
Cream Cracker-ed ........................ Knackered
Crust Of Bread .......................... Head
Cuddle And Kiss ......................... Miss
Currant Bun ............................. Nun
Currant Bun ............................. Son
Currant Bun ............................. Sun
Currant Cake-y .......................... Shaky
Custard And Jelly ....................... Telly (Television)
Cuts And Scratches ...................... Matches
...and thats just a few
GoALittleCrazy
...the fuck?
Cataleast
The Gregory in question is Gregory Peck. That's the only one I know the etymology for :D
Gazwhizzle
not all English people are cockneys, that's cockney rhyming slang.
gravycannons
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER C!
Jhay2727
http://imgur.com/pZxe7al
Orion1030
He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer!
dickmucnher
As someone living in London i haven't ever heard half of these 10/10
vader545
Alan Ford was the taxi driver in Werewolf in London.
MarkSoupial
Justzissguy
My favorite cockney, http://imgur.com/VfIMKpA
Bigperk
elements of the past and future, combinin' to make something not quite as good as either
Thereisneverenoughmilkforthat
Eels up inside yer
hueylouisnonews
"He then orders a glass of the most ting-tong-tiddly in the nuclear sub" - Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
beyourownlight
One of my favs. Sauce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu7aj1SCE8k
Pheonix686
+1 for Danny John Jules! OOOOOOWWWWW!
TheRealJonSnow
Do Geordie next!
Sauroctonus
Aye, larn us some Geordie, mate!
wiredcoat
"mate"? I think you mean "marra"..
Sauroctonus
That's Mackem, isn't it?
wiredcoat
nah.. goerdie an all..
jogster
The sausage thing sounds like you're about to take a dump.
AlluSquattinen
trouble and strife = wife, teapot lids = lids etc. As an Aussie I get these.
Logan9Fingers
Proper fucked?
NoItWasTheOctopus
"I'm off to sausage a Gregory" YES THANK YOU
Reckless187
Yer avin a giraffe mate
ItalRichie
What's he got a tea cosy on his head for? He got shot in the face Lincoln. I would have thought that was obvious.
Plusonefortheroad
I don't care what it means, but from now on if I have to sausage a Gregory I'm on the toilet.
IndigoWendigo
To "sausage a Gregory" sounds like something dirty and above all, gay.
greenf1sh
No thanks, Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
AlasYeScurvyDog
Sana turk argo öğretebilirrim
AnatolianTiger
Hasstir, sen önce Türkçeyi dogru konuş.
squelcheswetly
Always upvote Snatch. 'Ave a moat for yer twinkiebits, Chestah. +1
saharadesert
I fackin' 'ate fackin' pikeys
clockworko1
Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.
aromaticfable
You can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in Yeti suits, up Everest with meat cleavers.
mmmmmmShaiHulud
Are those sausages done yet!
Reckless187
"Don't hurt me uncle Archie, I'm only little!" Am I doing it right?
IgnorantFly
Actually this scene is "Do you know what nemesis means?"
insertreallyfunnyusername
In this case personified by me, an arrible barstard.
einpaul
*cunt
BadPunCentral
Snatched at the chance, didn't you, you dag
littleasianninja
PERIWINKLE BLUE
KuistiPanu
you like dags?
BadPunCentral
Whatamuji
Better hurry before ze Germans get ya.
OrC23
American here. I use it to fuck with co workers all the time.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
Texan here. I just talk with my normal thick country accent and it fucks with my coworkers all the time. Our slang is bad in itself!
whyexactly
This is neat, but I've learned that knowing slang from outside your region is useless and nobody knows what you're on about.
polecatfighter
That's the point of Cockney rhyming slang, it wasn't for 'outsiders'
IcouldntfindmymedsthismorningsoItookyours
I would say do one for the Scots next, but nobody knows what they're saying
Pushingcomics
HEAR YU! SHUT IT YAH BEAN!
teratrain
BAWBAG
zenule
haud yer weesht ya fockin daftie
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
You cannae?
halborski
http://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/open-uri20150422-20810-1xv2vib_18c840e8.jpeg
PirateMatt
Jordies do. But no one wants to listen to a jordie talk
JacksonsDaddy
I love Sarah Millican's voice
Sauroctonus
Hadaway an' shite!
natachan
Except foreigners. They love a good Geordie
JacksonsDaddy
I love Sarah Millican's voice
mrhoyo
Geordie surely?
PirateMatt
They get both sometimes
ian9outof10
Yes
PurplePixieUK
Just grab a bottle of whisky and run at people?
JustPlaneWrong
Not whiskey, Buckfast.
PurplePixieUK
Ac ace as Buckfast is, it's not Scottish?
JustPlaneWrong
But it is drank a lot in Scotland! :)
PurplePixieUK
Fair enough, bring on the Buckfast :-D
YouAreAGoat
Square go?
AndNowTheWeather
it most likely originated as a cryptolect (intentionally cryptic language) in the 1840's in the East End by peddlers or ~criminal element~
myfingerpoints
And she shat on a turtle!
Mitchis300
Tea kettles
EinsteinsFitAsAFiddle
The one that was all sixes and sevens?
Ullur
Up the apple and pears! The one at the crimbo din-din!
TywinStannister
D' ya like dahgs?
Smarterthanyouraveragebeer
o DOGS yea I like dogs
LadyGrakle
Yeah but they were Irish gypsies, not cockneys from London.
TywinStannister
You all sound the same anyway.
DaJoW
Cockney is all about rhymes, but they can be one step removed. Hampsteads: Hampstead heath -> teeth. Porkies: Pork pies -> lies. Some (1/2)
DaJoW
(2/2) are pretty mainstream: "Blowing a raspberry": raspberry tart -> fart. Source: Am Swedish.
Keru
Also a Gregory is Gregory Peck -> Cheque.
polecatfighter
They actually supposed to be removed every time, using the 2nd rhyming word defeats the point.
Sauroctonus
Indeed. It's supposed to make it difficult to understand. Would you like some vinegar with your jockeys?
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
+1 for Brick Top. Now do one for Pikeys
NSPike
Yeah... not a fan of that nickname for them - my surname is Pike :(
sarcasticuss
Caravan for me ma
oneillwith2ls
Who?
remad
Small life saving tip... never call a pykie a pykie. Don't go down well.
SomethingCleverBand
I fookin haet Pikeys
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Nothin good can come of this
thesplashingblumpkins
This is a pikey campsite. ooooooh you bastud
HAupvote
the problem with pikeys is you can never tell what the fuck is coming out of there mouth
MonsieurLaPaditte
Whatthefuckamigonnadowithacaravanthataintgotnowheels?
FloridaMansSideKick
[The one about his mother's partiality for periwinkle blue that no one can decipher]
MonsieurLaPaditte
Wudaya thenk we are, teeves?
SomethingCleverBand
betterleavewhileyastillgotthelegstacarryya
HAupvote
you'vegotsomefuckingtiresonya
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Whatdoyatinkweare...tieves?
wowbaggertheinfinate
ya like daags, mista
Armband1
Dags ?
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
rondon101
oh...dogs. sure i like daags.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Nemesis: "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
insertreallyfunnyusername
Fuck I must say that so wrong every time.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
You mean you recite this a lot?
insertreallyfunnyusername
Yeah of course, doesn't everyone?
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Naturally
wowbaggertheinfinate
snatch has to be one of the best films ever made
FloridaMansSideKick
It is my number 1 favorite movie. Of all time. Which means I'm saying it's the best damn movie ever made.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
It is a damn good movie.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Also, in my opinion, Brad Pitt's best role. He was simply perfect and I'm normally not a big fan of his.
lildeidei
I've not watched it yet. I'm saving it. Also my husband weren't keen, so to speak.
caut10uslyadv3ntur0us
i agree wholeheartedly.
MsBananajam
Why do I instantly think this is a way to trick Americans into talking like idiots...
HahaYaFeelMe
It's not my uncle is really good at it :D
PMmeurPuppies
It is.
wiredcoat
Accents are like catnip to Americans.. as soon as they hear it they're compelled to imitate it, and recite their own lineage.
Solkanarmy
what do you mean, trick them into it? :D come on, you walked into that one
Cralus
Believe it or not it's the gods honest
wellnoshit
Me no dumb. Me want gum gum
imeanYUUUGE
As an American, we don't need to be tricked...
saharadesert
IIRC it developed so that law-averse types could discuss illegal shite without worrying about undercover bobbies earwigging
PunchMeInTheBeanBag
Earwig going?
insertreallyfunnyusername
For in prison wasn't it.
PunchMeInTheBeanBag
Earwigging?
TheRainbowSquirrel
Eavesdropping
PunchMeInTheBeanBag
Thanks fam
saharadesert
I ain't dropped no eaves, sir, no I 'aven't