fixboxsix
530688
43520
7319
My Ticket
:)
Winning Numbers
I'M RICH, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other than my wife, my attorney and my Dad (who is an accountant) I haven't told anybody! I'm 4 states from home and happy, scared, and a little sick to my stomach right now! With the winnings from this ticket, every person upvoting to the FP will get a new iPad with a year unlimited data plan. Additionally, I will donate $1000 for every upvote to IMGUR to put into optimizing the mobile app!
I'M RICH, BITCHES!!!! WOOHOO!!!!
MicahtheMartian
There can't possibly be 22 thousand witless fools on imgur. Say it ain't so, say it ain't so!
LoLNewbie
Yep, you told nobody other than your wife, your attorney, your Dad, and the internet.
Buffalobuffalobuffalo
The Nigerian prince has won the powerball and needs your help spreading the wealth. Please provide upvotes, your DOB, phone number, and SSN.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
He go chop your dollar.
zeerbe
Logged in for the 1st time in months. To downvote.
stopdropandrollout
KingKongDownvoteDong
You win the Powerball and still come here to ask for upvotes? I call bull shit.
Branch68
Well the tv shows wi nint numbers from over 3 years ago when it was 1.5b this guy been playing those same winning #s in Hope's of a repeat
Branch68
Or he was one of the winners and is now broke and panhandling for fake points from his sleeping bag I the crack house
mellowdrama
click on OP's name and read his comments
KingKongDownvoteDong
I've known this the whole time. He's lying
MrPorker
Guys? I didn't know powerball and I have a qestion:Don't the numbers have to be in the exact order as they are picked? I'm confused. Im dad.
bustermokeev
Draw order is irrelevant, to play you select five numbers from a 69# field and a separate single number from 25# field.
MrPorker
Oh okay. So the winningrate is kinda high? Because those lotterys I know always want the right order too.
HappySpandex
what do you get the man who has everything? useless fucking internet points, thats what.
ImgrrrrBrowser5by7
He is going to buy a new virtual house and car, marry a virtual supermodel And gain virtual happiness with all the fake internet points!
ohnoyoudid
Money can't buy internet point... sometimes.
BallsackHippo
Cannot buy internet point, however it can buy the Internet.
Imghurrr
Yes it can
PublicRelations
Just buy bots, lol
oceanskysforever
Jesus Christ imgur, really? You're better than this.
RubberCatTurds
I am a Nigerian prince in dire need of money. I will see to it that you are rewarded throughout eternity, even after death, if you help.
keykilla
Damn imposters.
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
Ah the old reverse psychology trick, bold strategy cotton
thearthking
Let's see if it pays off
whatyoudidthereimissedit
Wait a second, the Nigerian Prince that e-mailed me said he had MILLIONS for me. Where are *YOUR* millions? HMMMM?
RubberCatTurds
My dear child! I'm procuring that money as we speak for my loyal followers such as yourself!
suluskywalker
Would have believed you if you said Nigerian princess...
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
i'm Princess Ama, and i too won the lottery. send $1,000.00 confidence monies and i will spare you and your kind.
Software2
That username just screams Nigerian Prince
orangeisthenewbasic
Prince Akeem?
AWealthyNigerianPrince
There can only be one.
geniuswithacaptialJ
Fuck you..... Because I'm an actual Nigerian Prince.
zErrix
I read this in James Earl Jones voice
manisapencil
You sir are a legend
cashea
Don't give money to this guy... until he asks you for your account number.
zhuzzhuz
Then you can dance along in a congo line!
quantumpacket
Ah, my good lad Ochiburukwe. I was always fond of your economic skill.
thefuzziestofbutts
Uhhhhh. Are you from CA, FL or TN?
Americanjedi2099
not CA. I know the guy who won in California. He says the same stuff. "I. Going to share" once you get that cash I bet I never see you again
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thebetterJFK
Pretty sure it has to be made public knowledge, part of the rules (or so I thought)
EveryonesCousin
You create an LLC and sell the ticket to 'them' and use that to accept anonymously
paperboii
I downvoted.
Fejerro
Imgur right now: https://media1.giphy.com/media/A7WK7FddTxKfu/giphy.gif
norill
stop upvoting this shitpost
BonesMagoo
Everyone up voting will get an iPad, yet upvotes are anonymous.. Calling bullshit here @OP?
shemli86
Still worth the upvote.
mini114
How?
NinjaWizard
People here laugh at stupid people on facebook yet upvote every scam here
Chum3
^^^
IPreferDragonBosoms
"just in case"
OSCgal
Well, exactly! If he/she has won, how would those prizes even reach us?
annelions
Wait, you didn't give Imgur your address when you signed up?
mellowdrama
No free ipads, just free internet points for OP.
Eagler1997
Can't risk it upvoted xd
ImgrrrrBrowser5by7
At least he could have said, everyone commenting will get an ipad...would have been a littttttle more towards believability!
hoboranger
no shit this just shows how dumb most users are on imgur
XianArchangel
We just need to send him our address, mother's maiden name, full legal name............ I'm with you however. We had the same conclusion.
MetilHed
And banking info. Geeze owople, don't forget that !
linkedbyfate13
Don't forget your SSN, he needs that too!
NotOriginalUsername
and dont forget the fucking credit card details
ButtBuccaneer
I downvoted. Do I have to give him an iPad?
DumbBr0ad
You didn't read the fine print! Now you must give him unlimited dick sucking for a year. Oh man. What a bummer.
BonesMagoo
Ha! Yeah those are the rules..
BonesMagoo
Oh wow really 14k people are dumb enough to Upvote this?!
FazeRitz
I know. I spent my very last update on it... I hope it works out.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
It's over 20000 now. Including me.
youowemebackdoor
33k dumbasses now
Sonisphere
just commenting to make sure I win one aswell
twinningatmomlife
Samesies
looselipssinkships
Harhar
mamick90
Yasssss
Ceedeee87
Wow fp money can buy anything. Even if it's fake money, and fake points.
Ceedeee87
Still green though. I need the money. Want to marry.
TigerSauce
how will you know who upvoted? You should hire me to track the users.
tpubgu
Conveniently cropped the date of the ticket out
Sensino
Looks kind of like: 01/10/10
ChanningTastum
Combinations 1/10 1/13 1/16 1/18 1/19 all work
Axew
He posted a different picture with the date and numbers.
Nawoi
if in this guy's shoes.... I'd try to keep my privacy...
InboxMeUrShibes
Date actually looks like it could be correct???
bigolewhiteguy
the only 2 dates it could possibly be is 1/10/13 or 1/10/16 because of the curved line on the very last number
dmax12
Isn't writing on a ticket considered tampering and therefore make it invalid?
KootchieKoo
Don't care. Upvoting anyway.
trob749
Yea, that's a pretty critical piece of information.
LeganCarl
1/10 is all I could read. Don't know if it's this year or last lol
SpaceTimer8032
Could most definitely be 01/13 which was yesterday ie powerball day
CherloughHolmes
The coincidence of him having the exact powerball numbers for the date 1 year ago is just as unlikely as him winning it this year.
Thisguysays
Also, you could just make it.
aramil31
There's a "1#" at the end, that final number is curved, could be 3, 5, 6.
DennyOverlordd
Noticethe stepness of the curve. Even on print it changes. 3 and 5 are the same but 6 is a slightly higher curved angle.
DennyOverlordd
Im just bullshitting for those who dont know. It prints the same. You can overlap it withan8 xD
Repiglican
It was 1/10/16
Fisicboy
It was on 1/13
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
He bought a ticket for the 16th
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
$4.00 bought him FP. ALTHO, he said "Additionally" he would donate $1k per upvote and that part said nothing about winnings from ticket.
RigorMortisBaby
@OP you'd best be delivering. We've seen your face. We can find you now.
CClop
Exactly. He posted it in another comment:
WarpPad
If its legit, he shouldn't be showing his face with it.
DaBear04
Why does that matter?
NovellvsCisco
Hmmm... that actually makes me think he may have won. Most people buying in advance have set numbers. But, he is cover where the QP would be
NovellvsCisco
Correction.... it was bought after pot reset. Cheeky bastard.
birdmann
How the hell did this make it to the front page??
landran
Downvoted. BACK THE OBLIVION OF USERSUB 4 U
MinervaSways
I'm calling bs on this. Like, it would take about $10,000 to convince me OP.....
StorytellingSalem
Im with this guy!
StorytellingSalem
Except ill take the 1k
StabbyMcMurder
Or a small loan of a million dollars.
Shakespaire
it'd take me a little more than that to be convinced... maybe, idk... 20,000
undercovergiraffe
DEAR IMGUR. NO ONE CAN TELL WHICH USER UPVOTED A POST(apart from the devs) STOP BEING GULLIBLE
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Maybe most don't believe it and are upvoting for faeces and hilarity. Maybe OP is an Imgur dev. Maybelline.
vidiv
If that's the case, then MAYBE we can get proper goddamn servers that doesn't overload at the slightest goddamn breeze?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Maybe. In case he's not, do you have AdBlock disabled for imgur.com? That's their only source of revenue so far.
vidiv
I used to be a pro user and give them money every year, but they stopped that practice.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I wonder why. Anyway, their ads are well behaved now (as opposed to years ago when we reported a few to them).
tuxedobob
Maybe people dont care and just want to see a picture of the winning ticket.
BluesAndTheAbstractKnuth
I'd expect if he's giving imgur 23 million dollars to fix the mobile app (lawl) they might be able to help him out with the upvotes.
drewwik
But then how does money cat know that I'm to receive good luck?
AdrianDunne
Better upvote just in case, I need a new graphics card.
verdeeggs
Maybe an imgur dev won? There seems to be a lot of people "working from home" today.
katos1995
Shh, we are turning into Facebook, just pretend and listen to the ocean.
PikaChunin
Well, someone's not getting an iPad now.
TheRunawayFound
I can't believe a dev won the lottery!
Falontani
but what if they go through the devs? wouldn't you want a chance at a free Ipad?
Anonsy
you really think anybody falls for this stuff? pretty sure it's upvoted ironically
undercovergiraffe
This post is looking like one of the highest of all time. That's not the result of people upvoting 'ironically'
Anonsy
I assumed people were upvoting because an imgurian might've won the lottery, but now i'm starting to think they are gullible as fuck.
idk332
im just upvoting because someone won, and this is the first i'm hearing of it
killer10347
Are you dumb? It doesn't matter which user upvoted. The OP says he will donate $1000 to IMGUR, not IMGUR USERS.
undercovergiraffe
"every person upvoting to the FP will get a new iPad with a year unlimited data plan" - OP
cinderbl0ckno
it's best not to argue with stupid
Kiwi31415
Is that why I never received my gold bar?
MonteBurns
Yeah. Me too. Maybe you should call them
pizzarollsandoreos
I got mine...
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undercovergiraffe
maybe you should re-read the description before calling me a 'retard' and making yourself look stupid
atleastIwasnt36
I can't believe people are buying this. Pathetic imgur, I thought you were better than this
pencilv3ster
People are buying this?
1millionppm
We'd do anything for a better mobile app
undercovergiraffe
I know :( and it's on a daily basis now. It's actually worse than facebook. Sigh
seeet
I'm "pretty sure" that 1/2 of users wouldn't be here if there wasn't a point system.
DruidNature
But... But I've got more points then all of you!!!! (I'm laughing at how many people are checking my poor profile now)
seeet
Listen here fucko
Sidorakh
A week ago and you'd be right about me... Then yesterday, I woke up to a 3,843 point comment.
Zak57TR
I'll take "Shit that never happened." For 1200 Alex.
thatguywithcoolhair
Suck it Trebeck
Alex00322
Hi, I'm Alex.
randomchimi
Daily double.
NativeAmericanSioux
Lmao
jurjclooners
can you explain this Alex-thing to my friend please? His dumb as fuck and doesn't understand it lol what a dumbass XD
Zak57TR
What is, Fucking Jeopardy.
teslavsedison
http://imgur.com/ckeRMh8
Apachimiglo
Jeopardy
jurjclooners
my friend says thank you
Bambadjan
*for 1.6 billion, Alex.
jabreezyfosheezy
*for 500 million after California taxes, Alex.
drenix
If you divide that among all imgurians, everyone would have 4mil upvotes
alcesalcesg
I'll take it for 1.5 billion
Demauscian
I'd be happy getting my four dollars back.
DevinNatTyv
Your answer is; "OP Lost this yesterday."
ElTigreChang
Why do people not use this gif?
v
whatyoudidthereimissedit
.
UhPhrasing
this gif I like
judgypsychopath
You had me till iPad. NOBODY ON THE INTERNET GIVES FREE IPAD!
VeroNikaa
I call bullshit on the unlimited data!
weaselwithachainsaw
Of course they do! Why do you think all the Russian singles in my area want to date me?
judgypsychopath
It's because you're always the 999,999,999th visitor of those websites.
TheBlackxRanger
MostlyCloudyMorningNight
Now that's gotta be heartbreaking as hell !
aFadingMemory
I'm pretty sure he chose the numbers and bought it this morning...
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Well he did win the upvote lottery.
Copperbrat
Awww boo. I was so happy for OP, too. :\
StrawberryCake88
:(
wadatahmydamie
Imagine spending real money for Internet points
onlyatestaccount
Looks legit
PublicRelations
Nice!
ChrisWsrn
LET THE DOWNVOTES BEGIN!!!
Wrightacus
LET'S BLOCK OUT THE SUN WITH DOWN VOTES.
mobbdeep16
Even if this is a lie, people will try to find this guy now...
msu14hockey
Who plays the lottery when the prize isn't in the hundreds of millions?
TheBlackxRanger
pff, all i need is 500k, hell, 100k, hell, 50k. Just to pay off bills and be good for a while
danardif1
Estimated jackpot $44mil?
angrypedestrian
The tickets aren't black and white to begin with.
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ThinkFurther
You can play powerball too, you know, on the internet! And yes, this guy didn't win (yet). It's valid for the lottery on 16th January.
Nutinbutbootson
I live in one of those 6 states that doesn't participate. I didn't think I could buy online and win?
ThinkFurther
I am from Switzerland and I bought a lottery ticked for the 1.5 billion powerball lotto so I think you can do it too, doesn't matter where.
Wrightacus
You could go into a state which does and buy tickets from that state.
nickiwoll
Oh yes, show your face. He'll be dead in a few days.
DumbBr0ad
THIS. This is how I feel if I would win. Get m an attorney, a body guard, build a nice home with security. Ev
DumbBr0ad
(2/2 - am bad at internet) ..everyone leave me the fuck alone. I'll donate where I please in private.
parla
Id fucking shit myself 30 times on my way to the store to turn it in. Im no racist but if I saw a black guy id run immediatly.
parla
or a white woman.
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Seagullboy
he didnt win, he had the right numbers for the wrong drawing
TeeFour
Psst *the 1/16 drawing hasn't happened yet*
nickiwoll
o shit
SirDoober
In before one in a trillion chance of same numbers coming up again
Thecrimsongiant
I wonder what the odds of the winning numbers being the same twice in a row are...
TheRealDurdan
Agreed, it's the same. Humans can't perceive probability correctly. It not feeing right is an example of that.
kiwisi
It happened once in Bulgaria. No one was very impressed with the honesty of the whole thing.
HypoMix
The same.
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
There is also a chance that the numbers will be: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05 - 06. But I'll never pick those numbers.
GR3453m0nk3y
That doesn't feel right. Does entropy have any play in this? Shouldn't the numbers come up pretty evenly over a REALLY long time?
Timmeh1
Because it is completely random, yes over time it will even out but from week to week the chances don't change
MaladaptedMedic
Wouldn't it be 1 / 1.1728279x10^-17? (1/292M x 1/292M)
MrBigMcLargeHuge
For any two sets of numbers in a row yes.
Imthekinginyellow
What do I get for down voting you?
Spidey209
Nothing! You get nothing! Good Day Sir! I said Good Day Sir!
jh34ghu43gu
-1 ipad
Endlogic
Never will use a shitty iPad anyway.
AuroraNora33
But now tou have to buy one and give it away for free...
jh34ghu43gu
The good ol' ipaid
michael7lover
so many upvotes, yet so many people calling bullshit too. hedge our bets
reallybadpunguy
we like gambling, okay?
maaaaadness
"1 in 4 chance of causing an accident texting and driving? Won't happen to me. 1 in 292,000 chance of winning the lottery? You never know!"
Glimlach
A small loan of a million dollars.... could help me on may path to greatness
gtothehizzle
A modest loan?
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
All i had was a million dollars when I moved to this town and I did okay.
AceVanquish
Well... nobody's going to Trump that one.
woogawooga
Tbh none of you would know how to turn 1m into a fortune assets most people will waste it tbh
AceVanquish
Not sure if true but saw that if he sat on the money in a bank it would be worth more now than his chosen investments.
lucasblitz
You mean like Trump did when he filed bankrupt until he was bailed out?
KeatonTS
hell, 500k would do
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wassamattayu
where you at?
Mookystick
Phoenix AZ
DeusCaritasEst
Hell, I'll take $5k! Who am I kidding...I'll take $5.
crowbarscout
I'll vote, but could I get the cash instead of an ipad? I already have a tablet.
Acatno
I second that.
StabbyMcMurder
Ipads suck anyway lol.
plkll
Saaaame
jarredpowwer
With you on this.. If it's true haha
bthec
Yeah, I'll just take paying my house off instead of an ipad, please.
LetMeCheckMyLicense
ditto!
Darkfoxblade
Same here
TCxStorm
Me too please!
xR3V0x
I'd rather have the cash as well...
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Same, gotta pay them billzz
doctorfandom
Could you just pay my rent for the month
SweenDog
I'm moving mid month, so double rent for me; so that'd be wondrous.
doctorfandom
That's terrible
SweenDog
Aye. Indeed it is.
MmmmFish
Yes rent! Haha
butterbutter
Powerball confuses me. Lotteries are weird.
testzero
How the fuck does it confuse you? If your numbers match, you win. Simple as that.
butterbutter
I'm Canadian? The maple syrup coating on my brain is getting low.... sorry?
intooblv
Having never played the lottery, I always assumed the numbers had to be in the same order.
eyerandom
I thought this until about 5 minutes ago as well
hereforcake
Yea, now I'm realizing that I have no clue if the numbers have to be in the same order or not.
RisqueChilliScratch
Order doesn't matter. When you play, the numbers automatically show on your ticket in numerical order.
RexFury
I thought they had to be, i feel like thats why it takes so long for someone to cash out. Not just "they had 5 numbers i guess"
IHateOrange
Pick 5 numbers between 1-69 (white balls) and 1 1-26 (red ball.) Machine spits out 5 white balls, 1 red ball. (1/2)
IHateOrange
The more numbers you have matching, the more money you get. If all six numbers match, you hit the jackpot.(2/2)
SeniorCoolio
But should they not be in the right order?
IHateOrange
Order dispensed does not matter.
ThatDarnBandit
It doesnt have to be in the same order as the balls came out?
DocHammerPants
+1. Do they?
IHateOrange
No. The numbers (both winning and your ticket) are printed in order for readability's sake, but the machine can dispense in any order.
BewareoftheLeopard
I'm calling BULLSHIT.
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TheGirafe
You focker
Zokathra
I'm pm'ing my pay pall account number to OP just in case.
DrinkSlurm
Don't forget the password and SS number just in case!
Carogers7
He's not supposed to deface the ticket it's written on the back we're all screwed
TheJerkNessMonster
"I can't believe I won the jackpot! I'm gonna CIRCLE the number with PERMENANT MARKER! That would make PERFECT SENSE!!"
CinematicLaura
If it sounds too good to be true, it's because it usually is. People all want hand outs but unfortunately those are few and far between.
JackieTreehornProductions
HeWentForARipLikeOhFuckYeaBud
Yeah I downvoted, what do I get?
atleastIwasnt36
To keep your common sense.
mellowdrama
click on OP's name and read his comments
lilpinkelephants
ayy
runyoucleverbouyandremember
But did you upvote?
ImakeEverythingAwkward
Hello, this is bullshit
chowmaster
yeah. How is he supposed to get me an iPad just from an upvote?
carrotcaketitian
I am right there with you.....but since I didn't get a present from my secret santa this would be nice.lol
9living
His bulls hit got him 30k updoots
Bandogge
upvoted anyway :-P JIC
TheLastPaladin
You upvoted anyway just in case it's not though.
vashdaxviii
It wouldn't be a post if someone doesn't believe it.
justanotherfem
Yeet bullshit
BigBadBeetleBorgs
Yea no one would help strangers
trob749
You're call is more true than this ticket, it's complete bullshit look at his responses.
NotQuiteEntirelyUnlikeTea
But up voting... just in case.
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TheSte117
Well played bro.. well played
INSANESOME
Better than Fortune Cat though
fixboxsix
Money Cat and Money Dog are what pissed me off and made me post this! That is not what we do here, right? Hopefully I made my point
INSANESOME
Not at all, you claimed fortune for all of us and as a Money Cat just to reach the fp. We trusted you OP
bond2bhai
Hi OP, please let me know where to send my social and bank a/c details. Looking forward for your quick response. You are doing a great job!
dogenuggets
Don't care if he won or not, I still want my ipad.
Wheels656
Chino Hills winning Powerball is Chino's new greatest moment, narrowly edging the pivotal scene from the OC's pilot.
Wheels656
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nDDzmMNF28
Owtactrl
¯\_(シ)_/¯
tritipofcourage
*up votes secretly*
livnthedreem
I second that but still up voted just incase...
secretoaster
ugh... Just saw this. So not upvoting. You fucking fools. He's already out of the country.
highteck9
I'm commenting just incase
Fractured101
Calling bullshit too
MagicUmbrellas
I just want my name near the top up here
borderlandsman
Yeah when OP never visits the comments it's usually bullshit
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
it's true. he's a Nigerian Prince and already have a very lucrative investment going on....juat wait for my funds to transfer to him
Nidiahk
Im calling $1000
ICallBullshit
Sorry I'm so late...
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DMinecrafter79Allen
Its only the 14 good sir
parpy
This is an outrage I demand a refund let me speak to your manager I'm writing my congressman right now see you in court
BilldeTurlock
There, there, you'll feel better once you've forgotten all about it.
pekuja
I was looking at the original picture thinking it doesn't look photoshopped... because it wasn't! Clever. :)
Imghurrr
Also I wouldn't have drawn marker on a winning ticket..
Imghurrr
Are you serious man, your description makes it sound fake with free iPad but.. if you could send one my way that would be greeaaat
ICallBullshit
What you want
iEatRectum
Hello, this is Bullshit. How's it going?
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Xoneration
Found the dad
thebutthurtisstrongwiththisone
That's an interesting username you got there, fella, it deserves an upvote for making me do a double take.
RetrieveThatGold
Hi Bullshit, I'm dad
FuglyJackalope
No... this is patrick
tibetansandfox
Interviewer: "How does it feel to get more points on a comment than most people get on FP?"
ThatMicrosoftPaintGuy
First time i've seen a comment with 10k points
Tblaster00
Dude, BULLSHIT is probably asleep.
aicc
I was willing to believe it until the "I will donate $1000 to everyone" part.
FoxySpirit
But you still upvoted because secretly, you want an iPad.
FoxySpirit
But you still upvoted because secretly, you want an iPad.
FoxySpirit
But you still upvoted because secretly, you want an iPad.
ekstw
Nah, it's true. OP said he send me some money. Just have to give him my social and bank info. He said it was for tax purposes.
bfunk91
I want in on this!
xxbike87xx
One up vote=1 prayer
Jeffrorr
hey its me ur brother
ithinkchaos
Lmao, thanks for the chuckles!
emilioooooo
Is he a prince?
YungSamwich
Sign me up!
ProbablyNotMegatron
Yeah I went ahead and gave it to him...don't want to take any chances.
SpazmaticJ
well fuck me side ways leme get my card number and passwords! thanx @op ive already proposed to my ex girlfriend and am planning a date now!
SaucyDisses
Sick bank statement bro
bfunk91
I want in on this!
justanotherfem
Lmfao
TallScratch
Same here, said he was Nigerian and just wanted to help
mangoor
How can this be not true?
TotalLiar
That's bait
2wired2btired
Sounds legit
Rich2600
Too legit. Too legit to quit?
WeekendMashSomeTatoes
What about the "Born from Nigeria" part?
raptorsoldier
I read that as "porn from Nigeria"
Fatherdoodle
Did he say he was Nigerian?
istealthetopcommentandrepost
Dats racist
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
He must be a prince.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
He can be the prince of MY kingdom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ermagerditsanokapi
I like this comment, it pleases me
thejadeditguy
I lol'd so hard .. :D
TankEngineer
But its Nigerian money, so its like Negative money
ImakeEverythingAwkward
Hello, this is bullshit
ZombieRaptor
Just in case.......
ThyWhoDevourstheSoulsofMen
Well we can dream!
Madchair
I'm hearing BULLSHIT
fixboxsix
You're right...actual winning ticket
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galvertez
like anyone on imgur has enough money to buy a lottery ticket lol
CynicalUpvoter
you got 29K points on this.... this is sad...
fixboxsix
35,763 ;)
Paketeman
Big fat phoney.
IamNotaBlackMan
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH love this whole post.
BoomerKeith
Well played.
FerociousPanda
Can we do multiple downvotes!!
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Just went through and down voted all your stuff. Shit posts on the front page will not stand
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I did it out of principle, if everyone did the same when they say this bs, guy here would have no points, like he deserves :)
likehelly
you went through a lot of effort for absolutely nothing. good job?
purchaga
That'll show him! Take that worthless Internet points!
Deathninja300
Thats.... sad
ExposingTheIlluminati
Well aren't you a good boy
upvotehypnotoad
Im sure your efforts have made a tiny dent.
fixboxsix
but not really ;)
upvotehypnotoad
Haha, holy shit, this hit 35k. Fuckin brilliant troll.
nrkst
Samesies
iuploadbearpics
AWESOME POST!! I wish everyone would do this to shit clickbait!!
fixboxsix
He buttmunch @yourmomsnewboyfriend I posted this to make a point that you guys are all a bunch of retards believing shit posts like this ;)
DEVILSADVOCATE1217
Can confirm. Winner was an officer in the Manitowoc police department.
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Iamsofaqueen
Yes ticket was located next to some keys!
nrkst
REFERENCE GAME SO STRONG!
istealthetopcommentandrepost
It's at least a 5/7
nrkst
Sha-bowza!! Double reference!!
FingerPoppinEachOthersCasseroles
As long as it wasn't that smug-ass District Attorney.
geriatricsanatore
Ugh that fucking guy.
grannygoggles
He spoke like such a perv. Totally thought he could've been a pedo
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
I almost spit out my food. Your comment made my day @DEVILSADVOCATE1217
claireissocoollike
Now that's a hearse joke. Love it
yofacejojobeans
This whole comment strand is amazing. Have a comment upvote
koopaya
The original ticket owner's charred remains were found in a bonfire pit.
DoctorWhoots420
Im glad i stumbled across this
fixboxsix
You're welcome @imgurofficeyam! Hopefully people are pissed off enough not to upvote stupid shit posts like this anymore! I'm sick of them
theImigurer
Well done op
fixboxsix
Thank you @Imigurer! I really was just trying to make a point :) Do you work for Imgur or just fellow Imgurian like myself?
theImigurer
A fellow imgurian. I couldn't come up with a name so I went with something casual.
BewareoftheLeopard
thanks for the up vote opportunity, I feel somewhat annoyed that my top comment wasn't for my wit, or cleverness. Just calling out bullshit.
fixboxsix
It is bullshit and you deserve the credit for calling it out! Wit cred is so much more gratifying I agree!
InfantCrippler
well done op indeed
fixboxsix
Now that I have your attention on FP, STOP UPVOTING POSTS PROMISING SHIT! I posted this to make a point! (1/3)
mottledbear
Can you just send me a ton of dog clothes in the amount of an iPad and a 1- year unlimited data plan? Thanks!
ButtersStotch81
Thanks for the lesson, to much people think thatthose promissind shit post are real !
Redmancometh
I'm still waiting on my bars of gold..
exerticusnovem
iPad?
FoxySpirit
Now you have 20000 more of them :-P
ariesmammen
Finally!
TerribleBot
You mean Trump, Hillary, and all those liars ?
Ratbear
Fuck off.
GarethJason
Have my upvote because you shouldn't believe everything you hear, I love how people are mad at you over it and downvoting your comments. Wow
IsDisassembled
Never!!!
Engelous
I wish i could downvote you and upvote you at the same time for your post. So instead take an upvote for this comment.
orangeisthenewbasic
"free shit!" Sanders 2016
feeblesmisadventures
You da real MVP. Tok bad you didn't win shit and now can't afford to go to Disneyland
BHObiWanKendoobie
We both know you were just capitalizing on the trend
BHObiWanKendoobie
That never works
slagath0r
oh you
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fixboxsix
Right @Masterofbullshit? Clearly my point!!!
Toad27
Enjoy your fake points and go back to facebook. C0cksucker.
itsPixie
Didn't upvote this post, but I upvoted this comment because it needs to fucking stop seriously.
JudgeyMcJudgepants
You are evil! I like you :)
Actionralf
no you didn't
Sublime1981
It's either sad or a blessing for me that I make enough money where what was being offered in the post wasn't worth an upvote from me.
mattyh15
You didn't make this post for that purpose, you're just making a shitty excuse now
hammonds42
Taking my vote back
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
No you didn't. If that was the case you wouldn't have made this reply to a post calling your bullshit 4 hours later.
Stonefruitlove
yu should probably post that into the description
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norwayman
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NUMBER 2
TheBlackxRanger
good luck on saturdays drawing. I knew something was up
Vampiratelycan
I actually think it's more impressive that a year ago you got the winning numbers.
CClop
In case you aren't joking: No. He bought a ticket with the winning numbers for Jan 16th drawings. To make this joke.
Vampiratelycan
:) Would it not be hysterical if they won again.
abetteridiot
That must be painful. What a „what if“.
gavmar
I heard if you write on your powerball ticket it negates it. Jk congrats op
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WeAllFloat
We are not about anything here. We are about everything here. I want my fucking iPad
Bisright
Weirdo.
Toad27
Enjoy your fake points and go back to facebook. Cocksucker.
flickindabean
You're annoying
TheAncientSea
Was the point that you're a massive douche?
Sam276
Posted this to make a point and get lots of upvotes!!! :)
zeaga
I'd call bullshit on this comment, but I'm dumbfounded as to how people thought you'd give them an iPad just for upvoting. I believe you.
generationsai
I promise to punch you in the face.
OrganizedRage
I finally thought I had a good thing going in life. Thanks for ruining that OP.
thetonestarr
I was going to point out that you can't give anything to the people who upvote - only the people who comment/PM, but then you did this. Nice
LionHeart31337
You're so cool op! You must get laid so much showing all the ladies how you "teach lessons" on imgur.... Go fuck yourself loser.
TheRickestRick
You seem upset? Maybe a Snickers bar would help.
BallsInABlender
you should edit the post and put this up there.
fixboxsix
How do I do that
BallsInABlender
there's a way. I forget. images and then album settings or something
Subtilico
But, but... What about my iPad?
SizeDtits
Me too...
slightlysideways
Lol
ProjectSatan
it's an upvote. one click. who cares. just one picture in the flood of all the many and forgotten.
bopplert
Following that logic, why not upvote every picture then? And OP cant send iPads to upvoters because the votes are anonymous so its pointless
ProjectSatan
because not every picture has the slightest chance of benefiting me. unless it benefits me by making me smile. then i do press one button.
bopplert
And how exactly is this benefitting you?
ProjectSatan
he might donate 1k to imgur to make the app better. the app blows.
bopplert
And how exactly is this benefitting you?
dipey69
I hope this is true.. But i think the internet has ruined me and I don't believe it?!
LeganCarl
Me too. The Internet has ruined me
Sharecrow
You really think people would do such a thing? Go on the internet and tell LIES?
dipey69
I don't know what to believe.. Im going back to my padded cell..
KingKongDownvoteDong
It's not. His ticket color and print doesn't match any of the winning states. Probably am old ticket and he Will disappear after upvotes.
TheLodown
he has commented that he is a photoshop artist
Jackospade
It's a healthy attitude, I think, when a stranger offers you an iPad for 1 fake internet point.
TheBlackxRanger
1/16/16, saturdays drawing. OP picked numbers based on wednesdays picks
GarageQueen
I hope it's true, too, because it would be nice for an imgurite to win something this awesome.
secretidentitycrisis
Upvote anyways. Just in case
MandiCarpenter
same... but upvote just incase lol
mellowdrama
click on OPs name and read his comments
HereForTheDogPosts
The internet hasn't ruined you. It's probably a big prank, but just in case... lol!
SejayBebo
Ditto. I have become so cynical, and I don't believe anything is really free anymore...
TheGuardingDark
Same
AshutoshRai
Hey best of luck man. Live the dream
windedsloth
The interwebs is why I have trust issues
dipey69
Yes this is me also! Dam the Internet! *carries on scrolling through Imgur*
cameldrinker
Whether he won or not, idk but he for sure isnt going to give out any iPads. The votes are anonymous so he has no way of knowing who upvoted
dipey69
This is very true, I also have an iPad so I'm good! I hope that he enjoys the points though! :)
spotinthesky
I'll take your free iPad :P
wellthisisfun1
Same
SgtMuffinBuns
I'd rather have a surface ;)
fixboxsix
I will do what I can if I can get IMGUR to help me!
Sketchy001
The internet taught me to be sceptical but I want to believe something nice happened for you! +1
HaniiPuppy
You're not a Nigerian prince or ex-finance minister of Greece, are you?
Dbug245
Hell yeah. Hook it up Lol.
MikeTheEpic
I upvoted bro.
Turtleofthegroup
Congrats!
Fejerro
All of us right now: https://media1.giphy.com/media/A7WK7FddTxKfu/giphy.gif
ItsBoYo
DONATE DONATE DONATE
lvsv
How would you like help?
rankdank69
Its ok OP I believe you
whatisabae
Are you the person from Chino?
dipey69
Congrats man! I wish you all the best :)
AndyShmack
I want an iPad!! i just helped up-vote this!!
Noodlemanny
Guy can you pay for imgur to get better servers please?
zulthrax
I'll up vote and wish you the best of luck looking forward to that I pad
crazymanash
If this is true congrats op I could do with a couple g's if your feeling generous
DasAngst123456
I UPVOTED NOTICE ME PLEASE *begging intensifies *
Avaraeis
please notice me senpai
Shanatorian
Congratulations man hope you do some good things with all the money!
Avikus
What do you need help?
seaXmonster
Can you just pay my cell phone bill? All I ask.
TwoRightClicks
http://img.memecdn.com/reverse-fry_o_723807.jpg
TwoRightClicks
Oh, that's me putting my name in the hat.
Clitterblob
I guess there is a chance ha congratulations if true!
WillFerrellOfRHCP
OP I believe in you
HipHoptimusCrime
I want to believe.
SqueelySquee
Hope for the best I say
McFlyGirl
Help you do what? Spend the money? If so, I'm in!
jonde
I'm just digging for gold here
HaveYouMetMyFriendTherapy
I'm skeptical of everything, the Internet has ruined any genuine feeling I have toward strangers.
CampingSexIsInTents
I actually hope someone here won
KatCatKittyKatCat
Me too!!
hrs1980
iPad me
anaverageraccoon
I upvoted. Just saying
Geeros1
Well, can't hurt.
HighRollerMD
I want my ipad man hahahaha
smit9352
There's going to be so many negative points sent your way if this proves to be false. Good luck!
deadandbloated
No there won't. Nobody has the attention span for that.
undercovergiraffe
of course it's false, there's no question about it
CheesyOtaco
I sense a ban hammer if this turns out to be false.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsLlama
Dude congrats, can't believe an imgurian won
anaverageraccoon
I upvoted. Just saying
350BlazeIt
Uhm hi, can i please have monies? Pls...
nikidilla
Can I have $20?
bxnutmeg
Congratulations! And it's very fortunate you have an accountant in the family
undercovergiraffe
Hey @OP can you explain this comment from your last "upvote for money" post?
KatCatKittyKatCat
Looks like money cat delivered
Collaborativelmgur
InB4 "I posted this to make a point!"
undercovergiraffe
yup!
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AMagicFlyingTurd
Meh 2
SkatomicCity
Same...don't care if true or false, whatevs...fun is fun.
VelvetThunder1
also commenting for something free
Newvyjr
Also commenting for .....
jimmibaas
same xD
ohheyimalex
Mostly commenting so I won't get fined.