Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 580

Aug 20, 2025 1:25 AM

MemeMuseumCurator

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2 So @trigonman3 pointed this out last night, i think it's so cute!

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @elocinasile made these two. Their names are Pear and Plucky and she takes them on adventures. Here they are in Montana! Check them out on her profile! Adorable. She even made them SUNGLASSES.

27 Man Tax: Colin Firth

“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.” - Marie Curie

I try to keep my posts "good vibe zones". So, instead of finding the one thing in here you don't like and commenting on it, maybe let it go, don't comment on it and find something that you do like. Seriously y'all. Coming to only comment "omg that's AI" bums me out. Love you long time.

So, I made a discord server so you guys can donate memes to the museum for future CCC posts. I don't want to run out! Also, we can hang out, play some trivia, talk about movies & tv and, apparently, a lot of food and OPP.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ

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#19 Noted.

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#15 Ambrose Bierce's most famous book review: "The covers of this book are too far apart."

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Marie Curie maybe could have used a little more, if not fear, perhaps caution.

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#21 so inspiring!

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I really need to take Pear and Plucky on some new adventures!

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#1 -I want both these guys in my backyard

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You can prob buy the green dinosaur. Disney is getting rid of it.

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#10 That guy is calling in artillery or air strikes. For me anyway.

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#21 That's wonderful

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#8 There was a Michael Hunt in my brother's school class.

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#1 how high are you? Im a fucking diplodocus

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#14 what is this?! A seascape for ants?!

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I was hoping to make an appointment with them to get my nails done. Not sure they would work on a larger surface though. I could have a full movie done.

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#6 he’s on stage in Zanesville.

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#5 A few minutes later on his way home…

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#6 Ronnie has most certainly fallen on tough times. The fact that he got *3* churches to fall for it implies that maybe they got their money's worth though.

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#6 honestly, if he was any good at performing, I'd just tell him to start being honest and marketing himself as a professional impersonator so he can get more sandwiches and at least 50 bucks a gig.

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#1 is such a good boy! but #23 also!

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#27 Great choice for your man tax today!
Thank you for the nice collection 😊

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#6: I agree. He does appear to have fallen on hard times.

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I'd pay $35 and a sandwich to have him put on an Ed sheetan show for me and the neighbors.

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#27 Manners maketh the man

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#1

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#4 Been there, had to unplug the sofa instead

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My mom appreciates the man tax today

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#23 "What task is he trained to assist you with?"

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#15 someone was probably upset with what ethnicity he made his mermaid

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#9 I can relate to this. I love having my hair fussed with but as a guy it happens so seldom.

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#1 is at Walt Disney World, and is actually an ice cream stand https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Gertie%27s_Ice_Cream_of_Extinction

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Thanks. I thought that might be Gertie.

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#18 Wife is DEFINITELY away - is that gold packaging? Is he running over KERRY GOLD? 💀💀💀

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#6 WHAT ! How is this a crime ? He even performed. What do they want to charge him for. Impersonating Ed Sheeran, like thousands of Presley imitiators do every day ? Sorry, the US IS a shithole country.

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Fraud. because he told them he actually was Ed Sheeran and took money for it. Had he said he was an impersonator, he'd have been fine.

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For a total sum of 105 $ and three sandwiches. In every developed country this is reason enough to drop the charges for exiguity. My point stands, shithole country.

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I'd like to have one shoulder crow, please. They are all so nice, first one made me smile immediately. Relatives, you know?

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which one is your relative

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Both.

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i guess technically we're all related

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When you go back in time far enough, we are all cousins. Nice, but scary as well.

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#8 lol, “MikeHawk”. MYCOCK. Lol, that Tony is a funny guy. +1

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Reminded me of the "My cock" monologue by Jude Law in the movie Dom Hemingway. Hilarious and TOTALLY nsfw. Be ye warned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eCLiDLw_cc

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Mike has a cousin who goes by Rawk

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I wonder what he's up to

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This.

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6’ 3”.

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Das shorty status. Wee lil guy.

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