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OgreMkV
I HATE the plastic surgery and botox trend. So many attractive pop idols and stars (and just women in general) look terrible because of this.
doctorId
Ana5ta51a
Rapey McForehead looks like his face is upside down
DarthGoodguy
Solkanarmy
gaetz looks like the surgeon-general from escape from LA
TrueLegateDamar
thedudeman519
Bruce Campbell playing the "Surgeon General" in Escape from L.A. if anyone is wondering .
SippingAnIPA
I think the “lizard” in them is just surfacing into public view.
dynamojoe
Guilfoyle and Loomer should get refunds. Gaetz has a future in the Televangelist field. McDaniel identifies as a horse. Everyone's eyebrows should be dragged out back and humanely put down.
Blackfinity
This was the Hollywood Face before it was the Mar-A-Loco face, no? I feel like plastic surgeons have been fucking up aging actors longer than political groupies of frauds, felons and rapists.
JinxRocks
My first thought was to ask if this was another "Faces of Meth" post.. But then I realized, I've seen better looking meth-heads.
Blunderwriter
Omg what in the actual fuck!!!! Why!!!! Why???? 😵💫🤢🤮
AnythingMuchShorter
trump is a trashy, low class sleaze ball, so of course the look he likes is going to be like a burned out hooker who got lots of work done to try to keep in the game.
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Noem 2011 looks like she just told you she buried a kitten. Alive.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
JESUS. GODDAMN. HOLY HELL!!!!!!
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AyatollahBahloni
AyatollahBahloni
Credit: Roald Dahl
beckerthorne
Applecrack
Trump really likes to associate with insecure people
reverendbonobo
Leopards can't eat your face if it's made out of plastic.
Tomadzo
Because the bastards are too cheap to pay for GOOD plastic surgery. It’s emblematic of their personality
MrPoopyPantz
Gross!....fuckin' weirdos
FreeRangeToast
they all went from looking mildly unattractive to absolutely and unapologetically monstrous.
MicroMeta
Holy shit I knew I had seen Laura loomer before
LordBarringtonBunks
So much for "accept how god made you" and "god doesn't make mistakes".
GarmBlack
Guifoyle looks like she's just off a bender. Jeez louise.
herppavitunderrpa23
there's also 20 years in between and the second picture has been chosen probably because it's the most unflattering one they could find at hand..
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And Loomer in #5 looks like she's fresh off a Swabian woodcarver's workbench.
GarmBlack
Wow, fuckin' apt, yo.
Merky600
Kbantar
While just scanning their names, I literally misread that as Gargoyle.
iusedtodream
Can't be off if you never stop. I bet her mans has the most mediocre coke.
beegobuzz
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14140793/plastic-surgeons-explain-rise-trump-botox-fillers.html The article.
OfficerCrabtree
Fuck the Daily Heil.
Kehy
Thank
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Their inner ugly was brought out for the world to see.
ps238principal
Why they had to re-enact that old Twilight Zone episode, "The Masks," and take the rest of us into Hell with them is really irritating.
FrancsTireur
I mean some of them looked awful beforehand, and then for some reason decided to make it worse.
Like Gaetz I mean, what the fuck, he does know the US army isn't made up of 13 year old girls right? No matter how oily he makes his face they aren't gonna invade it.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Gaetz was told to "be there or be square" and he straight up didn't go. His chin looks like it was added after he was born just to make him look better.
FrancsTireur
Don't even get me started on the forehead, it's bigger than Trumps 1st term wall at this point.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Dude could paint his face grey and cosplay a cinderblock.
FrancsTireur
I mean, that's one wall I'd be happy to build. On his face.
TheBigCheese93
I see someone read "Witches" by Roald Dahl.
thedudeman519
Never read the book but enjoyed the film with Anjelica Huston!
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
I have not actually. I just spouted that off the top of my head honestly. If I read that passage, I have no recollection of it.
TheBigCheese93
That's essentially the whole book. Good people are more attractive, while nasty witches have to hide who they are because their ugly personalities make them hideous. Kind of a nicer Shallow Hal.
StabbyMcMurder
Laura loomer is 7 years younger than me but looks a decade older than me. It's tragic what evil does to people.
Idsertian
Sad thing is, she was actually quite pretty before. How fucked up does your confidence have to be to do that to yourself?
reichstein
She always reminds me of this.
iusedtodream
Not tragic, really. They deserve to look like that. They chose to look like that. I love this for them.
jamiedBreaker
Earlier posts reported that the above particular picture of her was altered to look worse. Why someone would go through the effort to do so when the real article is equally horrible is beyond me.
Fengor
Her face looks like a mask from The Purge movies.
Kehy
Drugs probably don't help either
tonchandailvert
at least 7 drugs
heyletsbefriends
matt gaetz somehow went from beavis to butt-head
thedudeman519
Heh quite whimsical hehheh
odevon96538339
PallasCatgirl
Gosh dangit, you beat me to it.
heyletsbefriends
LaffertyDanie1
Gaetz: I'm tired of people calling me Beavis I want to be Butthead
Plastic surgeon: say no more fam
PangolinGrenade
Isn't vanity considered a sin to these people? I thought their religion deemed being vain, sinful?
thedudeman519
Religion is just a tool they use to rile up their base. They don't believe any of it .
ephankrised
Complaining about cherry picking from a compilation that was itself cherry picked as it was compiled misses the mark. Cherry picking is the "between the lines" of Christian law.
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
Nope just poverty
sv1rr
Their religion is power
ChillaAquila
Republicans only give perceptively pretty women any attention or respect, looks and popularity is everything to them just as it once was for them at school - they didn't get by on merit afterall
doctorId
They do a lot of things that are considered sinful. That's really not a barrier for them.
Rauca
They use religion only when it suits them.
soepie7
They aren't believers, because they would know otherwise that they would all burn in hell.
Casswa
Rules for thee but not for me.
NonWellKnownImgurian
They all look awful after
Trunkmonkay
Plastic surgery isn't to make you happy with their appearance, it's to make themselves happy with their appearance. They don't need your approval or attraction to justify their decisions.
There are a lot of valid criticisms to lay on these awful people, but their appearance and choice for augmentations are not valid criticisms.
Noraver
I like to think this was completely the intention of the surgeon. Just someone who hates them all and intentionally ruins their faces even more.
What a hero.
SavageDrums
And before. They're awful people
spedlee4
They look, dare I say, demonic.
DelCorazon
It’s so their outside better matches their inside…
NonWellKnownImgurian
Ugly as sin inside and out
Aimlockbelch
And before
ComoSeIguana
Kristi Noem cir. 2011 looks like a cross between Sarah Chalke and Christa Miller from their Scrubs days.
NonWellKnownImgurian
I can see that
Haishao
They look like some aliens ripped of their skin and tried to dress with it.
NonWellKnownImgurian
Accurate
GoddessPurpleFrost
some of the worst "gender affirming" surgeries ive ever seen
BrokenAnimal
Yeah, that's proper horror flick territory. I wouldn't want to meet that in a dark alley.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Honestly, I think Gaetz kinda looks better after.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Still looks like he mistook a garbage disposal for a 17 year old and got his crank twisted off, but…
GBMaker
Distorted faces to go with distorted reality.
earthtokelly127001
Noice!
blancomeow
Ohhhhhhhh!
djj25
Woof
Level21Magikarp
Gaetz looks awful in both.
artie500
Is it Beavis or Butthead that he looks like?
Level21Magikarp
butthead the smile turns down not up.
Shamalamadingdongz
Felberin
To be fair, some of them don't look too hot before either. So, I can kinda see why public face would feel conscious about theirs, and with "generous donations" lining the pockets, I might try to do something about it too.
SlyMrFox
Uncanny valley. They looked normal before.
Itry2dostuff
Correct, Gaetz looked like a regular child molester before, now he’s trying to ruin the good names of Beavis and Butthead
ForlornHopeful
And Guilfoyle & Loomer look like they've bounced off of a Thunderbirds set
Itry2dostuff
They do!
SlyMrFox
Well, they're puppets, so it makes sense.