Tuesday funnies: post your favorite memes so I can steal them

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Welcome to this dump of random memes. Sometimes I make them themed, sometimes I don't. If you enjoy laughing without talking politics, getting away from the horrors of the world, or escaping reality, you’ll love following this page!

Good for him for putting in the hard work

Whatever gets you through the weekend

Didn’t we all think that?

I personally would’ve laughed my ass off

No excuses. Get a job, old man. Lolz

My husband and I used to play that kind of game, or the gross out game, and I always won. He doesn’t play that anymore.

I don’t understand why people are rude about people’s food choices, even if it’s just for preference.

I guess at least he was honest?

I would laugh so hard but my grandpas would never cuss like that.

She sounds so funny and interesting

I love it when kids say things like this. My kids a hilarious so it makes up for their smart mouths

Salty baby

Movie pirates are way more fun

Why is it Gary Bussey?

Please God, let this be reality

Still trying to make up for that Joker movie

He’s very handsome

The original AI picture

He smells delicious

And also, the spirits thing

If you have a good dad, it’s hard to put up with a loser. Be a good dad.

Omg that is amazing

I need this on a mug too

I’ll be the pharmacists have a bet to see if it’s a pet or a person

Are gibbons an ape? I thought they were a monkey.

I would simply die

People around my neck of the woods have bumper stickers of their area code. Like we don’t all have the same one.

That’s the truth. I’m art supplies bougie. Only brand names for some things. Not for clothing or purses, but paint must be a good brand.

Getting a taste early in life

That’s a wild thing to name a dog

Because losing a hand is like being gay, somehow?

Ah kids, making life interesting every day

Good advice

I would assume that guy was having a stroke

What happened at school today, Tommy?
Teen: nothing

I will be baking my next cat something like that. Lady Biscuit Maker or something

Why tell strangers what you think of their neutral tattoos when it’s not nice? Keep those thoughts INSIDE

Mmmm, clowns

Yay for Star Trek

If this happens, you probably have a sinus infection

So I’m all good

That was the weirdest episode

My kids love a charcuterie board. Never heard of such a thing when I was a kid

I found kid ones in nice colors. Adults like color too

I’m old on the inside by my body is catching up real fast

Told my crying kid that my bougie m&ms were happy pills and she was still crying so she needed more. Now she lies about being sad so she can get some. Mistake!

Base841

#29 if you're like me and need the translation, "bougie" is short for "bourgeoisie" and means something swanky or high class. Usage here is to find out how your girl likes to treat herself, what she likes to splurge on. (I was today years old when I learned that)

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RagtimeRaver

#13 This was me with reading. An older kid I hated was learning how to read and I was determined to beat him by learning it first and doing it better.

DJTrickyM

#2 idk i often find it like off brand products better...I often look for store brand alternatives just to try them

RonnieSoak

#43 I loved that episode

ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou

#22 Hate to brake it to you, but that's still daddy issues. No men being good enough because dad is the best? Yeah, that's daddy issues. (I would know, I have those.)

Good daddy issues

isetprettygirlsonfire

#22 yeah, no daddy issues, just a daddy kink

Syovere

#8 Tangentially related: I was trying to get some of my meds switched because of, shall we say, digestive discontent. Insurance refused. I went back and forth with them about it. Insurance refused.

So I vented on Twitter (pre-Elon). Didn't bother tagging the company, just said "if you don't believe me that there's a problem, I will drive to your office in Richmond and shit on your floor."

They got back to me within 24 hours.

Twitter used to be really helpful for those things

DidCatchABreak

Thank you!

YW ☺️

HereIsYourOrangeSherbert

#9 I worked with an 'accused murderer' once, the person he was accused of killing was a rapist, and my workmate is pretty sure the cops were careful to not do a very good job on their accusation. My workmate was in therapy and is the nicest of people.

Sounds like he just provided a public service

#39

Asifwaswere

#8 I’m stealing this line…I’m lactose intolerant and I’ve got Crohn’s Disease…Soy milk is the ONLY dairy esque imitation beverage I can drink! But if someone doesn’t believe me I’m channeling this memes energy and I will make theme regret not giving me soy!

(Sorry I’m overtired and stressed and in mourning (for 2 dead fiancés first one itll have been 5 years June 19th and my second one we’ll be died March 24 so it’s not even been 3 months) so my minds bouncing all over place)

3Davideo

#33 Honestly "Richard the Treacherous" is a better description of him, because "tricky" may imply that they are clever or sly, but Nixon was far more of a rat bastard than that.

SecurityBadger

#38 A variation on the "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." adage.

Tomigami

#29 My wife is furniture bougie - not necessarily expensive, just fancy. We have multiple free curio cabinets, we fit an impossibly big buffet into her Prius, and once spent two full days acquiring a 12ft wide German shrunk for our basement all for the cost of time and a Penske truck. Almost every piece is wood/glass/leather, and we WILL tell you the story for each one.

She will, anyway - I'm a big fan of candy that makes you forget things.

GravyEducation

Per your caption about #8, people who are critical of others food are the worst. One simple rule, if it's not on your plate (or in your cup) then your opinion doesn't really matter. Medium rare is the best way to cook a steak? Oh cool. So order/make yours that way and shut the fuck up about everybody else's steak. They're not force feeding you theirs. Like seriously... is somebody offering you a hundred bucks if you can get five people to order what they don't want?

FetteredJuvenescence

Exception: If I bought the steaks, and you want yours cooked further than medium? You're getting a cheap steak. You are not ruining one of my expensive filet mignons.

That's cool. That's one of my caveats. Free food should come as whoever is making it feels like preparing it. Beggars can't be choosers

My caveat is MY children’s plates. I only care about their food because it’s my job. Hubby? He’s a grown man. He doesn’t need my input.

iynque

#2 I always buy the store brand pop tarts because they’re so much cheaper. One time I decided to buy some name brand Pop Tarts and they were so bland, dry, and with a pathetic smear of frosting. They’re SO BAD. Seriously, if you’ve never tried the store brand ones you should. The real ones are a fraction of the flavor and they charge so much more money for them. It’s truly shocking how much worse they are.

I grew up on store brand. Hubby is bougie about food.

BraveStrawberry

#5 at least they aren’t growing up to be the kind of men who get uncomfortable or angry at the mere mention of a period. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good point!

IrateWolfe

#23 I used to know a lady named Candy, who married my friend Peter Dyck. She goes by Candace now

doctorId

#22 Unironically, this is why being a supportive parent matters. Teaches your kids to have standards.

viva93

#29 I'm good bougie. Cooking is a huge hobby to me and something I make a day out of. I don't buy necessarily name brands but just high quality ingredients even for simple dishes. Because it's fun. I do buy cheap stuff for just whatever cooking and go cheap on frozen food cause honestly I like cheap frozen food. But I've got a stocked kitchen of spices, high quality cookware, knives I meticulously upkeep and lots of foreign ingredients I guard from roommates.

phoony

#16 from the top of his lungs

Ymris

#10 I was terrified of my grandfather as a child until the day when I was 7, and he was screaming at me again... and his dentures fell out

blaghart

#17 Reminder: Jared Leto is a pedophile https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/07/jared-leto-accused-sexual-impropriety

Not surprised

azzurrivincitore13

animatronicChristmasChickens

Jared Pedo

#28 I made the switch away from a landline to my cell phone in 2008, which was a bit prior to that being common. It caused some suspicion of me from the locals. "You ain't from these parts, are ye?*

DdCno1

I got a proto-smartphone that year. Large touchscreen (for the time), but Java-based, with a stylus and 2G only. Still able to browse the Internet and play back (locally stored) videos. I was usually the only person in public with such a device and got bewildered looks all the time, as if I wasn't from these parts - and by that I mean this planet. Even two years later with my first real smartphone, the overwhelming majority weren't yet aware of this device category and were confused/suspicious.

#26 The Fitz- prefix means "bastard descendant of". So "Fitzhenry"s were begotten by some Henry or another, quite possibly Henry VIII.

I have no knowledge of the etymology of the "gibbons" part, however.

Oh yeah, I had forgotten about that!

GimcrackGewgaw

So, "bastard son of a monkey"?

AntaNce

That works for me.