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26 Man Tax: Asher Lax
**No Creator Spotlight tonight, everything in my feed is people I've featured a lot recently. Tag me if you spot something fantastic.
“We live in a world changing so rapidly that what we mean frequently by common sense is doing the thing that would have been right last year.” - Edwin H. Land
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox). For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc.
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
Jolehot
#3, this is the toilet paper at the public restroom
lovejoyrat1
#24 I wish I knew where to find all of these. They make me beyond happy
applesforjuice
#3 is that true?
potatoispeople
#3 pirated the font too IIRC
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#4 that looks higher quality than some of the government toilet paper I've used
unpunnyfuns
#3 they even pirated the font
TeddyBruhsvelt
The font, visible in #3, was also pirated
Snaitf
What'd I ever do to you?! ;)
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Nice!
MemeMuseumCurator
no u
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#6 I mean, "Cut and Choose" is just one of the most perfect protocols. Hardly anything is this good. It works for all sorts of situations where you have to divide something, even if it's an estate, etc. One person splits things into two piles however they want and the other chooses which one they take.
Beezebubbles
#20 Still alive according to IMDB.
Snuggelapolous
#20 you can get 3 purple hearts? How common is that? One is impressive enough. I imagine 3 is extraordinary.
astrangehop
no easy numbers, but there have been a few. You have to get wounded or die each time, so the multiple tours makes sense.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
I only died twice, so two for me
Snuggelapolous
#15 My friend doesn't understand. They drink several sparkling waters a day and will totally chug a whole can. No problem and no burps. I wonder what is wrong with the.
IStoleALoafOfBread
Carbonated beverage do cause a lot (not everyone) of people to burp. There was a viral trend of trying to chug an entire bottle of Sprite without burping, which led to some pretty funny videos of people burping uncontrollably. Not sure why this guy did it with sparkling water though (probably what he had on hand).
film888master9
Keep up the good dumps! I look forward to these daily!
PookieDog
#13 my brain decided *cockatiel* was actually *cocker spaniel*. Very confused why OP was unfazed with the talking dog.
adventureswithadhd
I didn’t realize it wasn’t a dog until I read your comment. It makes so much more sense now!
FriendlySkynet
Same, I re-read it 3 times before realizing that it was a bird
AutobotPrincess
same fuckin boat! I read it about 3-4 times, reading 'cocker spaniel' every time I was just so confused and trying to figure out the joke.
EroticZombiePants
#11 A true barber doesn't talk during the entire haircut unless prompted.
boobsalot
#7 Coco Puffs, there's a name I haven't heard in a long time .
ogabai
We used to go kookoo for'em. I wonder what changed.
beez428
#24 is there a series of these or something? Seen a lot of very similar things over the years
MemeMuseumCurator
There is.
idiotsonfire
I would very much like to catch them all.
Gargwill
#18 can you don't?
Tomigami
#13 5 cats total: 2 are almost 10, 3 are just over a year.
Ham (10) used to be indoor/outdoor until he got hurt, but he still wants out - waits by the door, rushes it when it's open, disappears for hours when he makes it.
One morning the door failed to latch. I heard Ham yowling, turned just in time to see him run outside. Dockson (< 1) had also gotten out. I ran after them. Ham corralled Dox so I could grab him, then ran to me so I could pick him up too. Absolute champion move from MVP Ham.
Tenugui
#20 nobody shows up to boot camp and gets placed as the drill instructor. That's Star Trek reboot levels of bullshit from someone who couldn't read the source accurately.
drduffer
#4 If I ever build anything with wood, I’m using Japanese carpenters. Their joinery is sublime.
TheDirtySanchezBros
#10 I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
OrkenMork
#2 is he serenading the woman or the dog?
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Yes
johnxbear
The dog. To woo said woman. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjE3aXE3YWVndmYzZ2VhYjhxNTNiamFpenZ0b3M3eThxc2twaXh5bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Cun7sERuOm4vBAtylw/200w.webp
MemeMuseumCurator
the dog
mooserunningwater
#15 I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago
But seriously, I'm glad vines are still floating around out there. This is one of the many that have lived in my head rent-free for years. Good times.
GreenMonkeySam
I cannot help but laugh every time. Even thought I know exactly what is going to happen.
creepyed
I have this favorited in my photos app and I watch it when I'm having a really sad day.
JohnBigboote74
#4- How CVS receipts are made.
RichardPotato
Why does he have to tap it with a hammer
pokedude3
It adjusts the blade in it
QotU
I was thinking Scot Toilet Paper
JohnBigboote74
azgrak1
This is actually a serious competition. They measure the shavings in microns. But I like your joke.
MuffinProof
What do they use in the US for microns?
jcgreen
Microns
MuffinProof
But that's a metric unit
LaikaPath
The closest thing is a thousandth (thou) but that's only really used in very precise machining. Anything slightly in the science world in the US would still use micron.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
#4 Wipe... Wipe your ass with it.
Cilvaa
Rivalyn
Splinter-Free toilet paper was invented in the 1930's
BeardicPerformance
Are you the guy who buys toilet paper at every office?
andexer
Perfect toilet paper
MuffinProof
andexer
#17 not with such little heads they didn't
Snuggelapolous
Mr. Man HATES forehead kisses. But he loves me so he let's me do it once a day.
bottledham
Damn that cat looks like he pays taxes
Snuggelapolous
MadHatter69
What a distinguished gentleman!
Snuggelapolous
He's caught over 10 mice/rats in the last two days. He is EXTRAORDINARILY proud. He got extra brushes tonight and is back on the hunt. I love him so much! 🤗
bottledham
tell him I said PS-PS-PS-PS-PS