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Sauce - https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/paramedics-responded-cardiac-arrest-mcconnells-home-day-hospitalizatio-rcna352660
While we are on it, the only way to stop the republican rot is to get out and VOTE!!!
Check your registration vote.org and keep checking it ... the republcans know they can't win on policy so the will literally do anything to prevent you voting!
doctorId
Okay but when Mitch dies how will they be able to tell?
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
Don't let the casket lid hit your ass on the way out, Bitch McConman
Feonir44
They say you should only speak good of the dead. McConnell will soon be dead, and that is good.
weidermeijer
People die in THREES. I have my picks.
TheFastpaws
They will puppet him until midterms. So even if he's a hospice trash now they will lie about it.
Etereo
Death does not absolve beeing a piece of shit
amdkenobi
Ding dong the mitch is dead, which ol' mitch? You know which mitch. Ding dong the nazi mitch is dead.
Bizarkly
Very hummable...
Wonkable
Mitch, Newt Gingrich and Jack Welch (ex-ceo of GE) are the three horsemen of "all this bullshit". Power over all else. All can burn in hell
THUB
I read that he was found unconscious and was resuscitated and my genuine instant reaction was "why?"
majortool
That's skin? I thought it was a used condom stuck in a sewer drain.
meatballdreamer
Resistance1000
DaierMune
Perhaps one of the most prolific assholes of the 20th and 21st century.
TheSaucyBaconator
He's like a rotten banana wrapped in saggy foreskin.
sleix
May what he is suffering from be the most elongated death throes that a shitstain in human skin can agonize over...
spangolio
i hope his nurses hate his fucking guts and have well-developed ethics. meaning i hope they stick pins in him.
firlefranz
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I hope his only lasting legacy is being the prick who shirked his responsibility and let Trump off twice, and that Trump’s is the president who got hit by a meteor and exploded on July 4th 2026.
trippingthelightfantastic
TheGhostofElizabethShue
if it does the world’s press can all kindly direct any questions to their respective moms.
enderite
He is three rotting diseased turtles in a trench coat.
And damn right I’ll talk I’ll of the dead. We’re such a shit stupid species, them dying is our main recourse.
No one is immune to time.
enderite
Ill*
Zeeall
Some good news for this friday.
meganical
Come on, Mitch, it’s rude to keep Satan waiting
theInternetismyplayground
I don’t even think Satan wants his filthy soul
Chimaeraxxxxx
Are we sure he’s still alive?
friendsofsandwiches
He gives turtles a bad name
ssweenCreator
He deserves to be in pain, for the millions of people he harmed just to enrich himself and his friends. I still won’t forgive the people of Kentucky to continually vote for this corrupt man who is not even from our state
CaptainYesterday
That cancerous fuckstain hasn't been alive in decades. He's a festering boil on the ass end of democracy that's only still here because he is a parasite siphoning the force of everyone around his decaying carcass.
choppedliveraldente
Its three rats, a racoon and a bag of meth wearing his skin like a Muppet
Krakencrotch
Ergo, he still needs to die.
Ardilla05
I’m getting the champagne chilled…
KamikazeGerbil101
orp0piru
stronomer
He's one of the major reasons that the US is spiralling towards totalitarianism. His main goal was to stack the SCOTUS to provide power to the GOP. You can see the results in the midterms after the recent gerrimandering.
TheJomsborgViking
Oh, hes dead. Or in a coma, or had a stroke and is now a vegetable.
Either way, he is dead and no longer fit to serve and there should be an immediate election for his replacement
TheDildoOfConsequences
redcross.org: "Approximately 90% of persons who experience an [out of hospital cardiac arrest] die." With extremely high probability, Mitch McConnell is either dead, or close enough for the difference to be a technicality.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"Don't speak ill of the dead" was made up by old pieces of shit that were facing their own mortality and scared of the idea the last thing people will remember of them is the actions they did while alive.
vonHoopla
Furthermore, now that he's dead, thats a complete conflict of interest. The dead and dying shouldn't have a say in this