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This is my Chem teacher who browses on here. Front page maybe?
My Chem teachers Mr. Kish. Lets get this to the front page so he can see it and yell at me for taking a picture of him. Under science and tech cause he likes science and tech.
AManisNotACamel
I googled "science teacher picture" and ended up here.
crustpunker
I've never recieved points for being a teacher. Should I encourage my students to paparaz me too?
shitsnacks
Hahah by chance is your name Mr. Crust? (Judging by ur user name ) That's the only teacher I remember from high school. He was the shit
crustpunker
Would that it were! I'm more of a GTO kinda teach but anyone with a real name involving crust is someone I need to hero worship.
rDemerzel
Are you sure thats not just Gordon Ramsay with a beard?
Muzzah27
My thoughts exactly
wotemer
'I told you to make fuel. This mineral oil is still RAW!!'
Eckz89
*puts beaker on head* What are you? I'm an idiot tripod...
PompatusOfLove
"You teach chemistry like old people fuck!"
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
You want to be a chemist?! You could chemistry you way out of a brown paper bag! You are shit, now fuck off!
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
Couldn't** =(
SirTinyPenis
Sorry bro...
FireAndIceMakesWarmWater
pens9192
thelostg
Amen to that. Although I probably would have done this if Imgur existed back in the 1800s. Some of my teachers I wish I could buy a beer now
happinessconsultant
What?
Schoolofscience
Invite them out, we love to hear from old students.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Or this:
lintwizard
That's the best movie!
lintwizard
Addendum: jpg?!
NoFlyingFucksGiven
+1 just for the greatest username
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
+1 for yours too!
sunnydelinquent
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TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
You got it!
iwerble
He knows stuff. Science and magic (the gathering) probably.
Schoolofscience
I did help start a board game club at the school.
kewlchey
Schoolofscience
That dude and I have the same birthday!
tyrsfavoritesword
That's awesome!
fredges
Always up vote a cool teacher. ALWAYS.
appleofreak
Red5689
5/7 hottie potottie would let him bend me over that science table
KarmaRaven23
He looks like an awesome teacher
Stanistani
Now Kish.
ColonelSheepshanks
Chemistry teacher by day- Troll Hunter by night.
Miketyson34
#skankhunt42
Kamela
toiletbrowser
monstersconquertheworld.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/tumblr_m4ot8fgtvb1qdezf9o1_500.gif?w=584
JustAReallyCoolGuyWhoDoesntAfraidOfAnything
Ah yeah my man Otto Jespersen
VelociRache1
Great fucking movie.
illegalcow
Jeg vet
GamingRooster
What a glorious facial hair
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Hot tattooed science geek? Yes please.
Icommentwithnospaces
This guy knows, seen, and done some shit.
Lizaderp
Thatcodetho
Kish me!
Schoolofscience
Yup, never heard that one. "Kish my ash", "Kish me I'm Irish", and "Ice JJ Kish".
PlayListless
Thanksforallofthememeries
J.J. Kish!! My old chemistry teacher from high school. He was the best teacher I ever had, and a damn good artist
5712
Username relevant
Schoolofscience
I haven't drawn in a looooong time...You're from OPHS?
Thanksforallofthememeries
Yup, class of '04
Schoolofscience
Cool, I moved to MKE after '07. Things are good?
Thanksforallofthememeries
Things are going well, I'll message you sometime. Really good to see you still teaching and inspiring, and thank you!
Schoolofscience
Thanks for the comments, always nice to hear. Hint me who this is...
baconsmellsreallygood
....and a cunning warrior
MishiMoya
I want to see this art.
Schoolofscience
It's nothing to write home about. Haven't picked up those supplies in a decade or so...This job takes too much time.
ClutchMyUdders
If you're Mr.Kish, I'm very concerned because of your previous post lol.
decorativemooseknuckle
But I mean Damn, did you look at them titties?
Paulysium
Which titties are you referring to?
notleftshark
I think I peed a little
Pandaphant
If one of my students posted a picture of me teaching in class on Imgur I'd fail them.
hebastage
If you'd remove that thermos from your ass you'd be happier.
Pandaphant
Steven P. Schmitt, go to the principal's office this minute, mister. I'll be calling your parents tonight to let them know about this.
Muttmutt
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
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souch
I bet Mr. Kish enjoys Mr. Kush
OtavioFRamos
Man, that speaker behind him looks like a face, and it's upset.
Lizaderp
It does, yeah. Kinda ????
OtavioFRamos
It's like, "da fuck ur doing with those papers?"
Banannagram13
I'm a high school English teacher, and I browse Imgur... points for me?
Orwellwasright1984
I will give you an up-vote if you quote a Shakespearian insult.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Thou art unfit for any place but hell
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands
Orwellwasright1984
Well done! You get 6 up-votes from me and I shall use these on my arch foe at tonight's board meeting. : )
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Go forth my friend!
Banannagram13
"Nothing in his life /Became him like the leaving it" -Macbeth
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril. Thine face is not worth sunburning.
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands
gonzotic
Is he still drunk when he comes in every morning?
ReleaseTheSounds
Shiet, he'd have to be if he was OP's teacher
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
mine was...
anotherplacetoputstuff
No, it means I was drunk yesterday
Danimaltheanimal292
School of Rock. Great movie!
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I know my old shop teacher usually was.
xBenoitBallsx
He got into chemistry to discover the scientific cure for a hangover. Spoiler: it was always "hair of the dog that bit ye"
Schoolofscience
Yeah, just quantum dilute that down and you have the magic potion!
Fuckswithtrucks
He looks like science
LannistersSendTheirRetards
In my experience, the oddest looking teachers were always the science teachers
OSCgal
Nah. I had an awesome chemistry teacher who looked like a nondescript nerd in a shirt & tie & pocket protector. Driest sense of humor.
whodeyman9x
Or the English/Literature teachers
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
That's what I was going to say! We had some weird English teachers at my high school. Mostly just one, actually...
Antwan2
I had an English teacher that was into Japanese culture (not anime), wore wool socks with sandals, and supported Communism.
koot4
Or history teachers
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Or teachers in general
Sconnie21
Favorite bio teacher from high school!
PurplePixieUK
There seem to be a lot of his old students on here...
Schoolofscience
Was I your only bio teacher? That might be why...
Sconnie21
Haha, no!
DickPicEnthusiast
Mr. Kish is kinda hot. I like beefy guys with a beard that are neither fat nor hipster. Hit me up, Mr. Kish!
BreastInspector
I spot a wedding ring. Not that it means anything to some people, just observing.
MangoLassi
Second, kinda hot!
Schoolofscience
That pic hides the muffin top and massive widow's peak pretty well.
DaniaAudax
Those are not bad features.
Lizaderp
Take me now
DickPicEnthusiast
I prefer the term love handles, as it implies something to grab a hold of. But the top is the best part of the muffin anyways.
eversincetheaccident
Man, Adam Savage really let himself go after they cancelled Mythbusters.
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
He's been different ever since the accident
Halbeard
Savage? More like
Schoolofscience
I am sure that Mr. Savage and I could commiserate on the state of science education...His people should get in touch with, well, me.
eversincetheaccident
I'll use my karmapoints to call in a favor for ya.
theshrektacularshrek
Calm down man. This is Imgur, not reddit's roastme page.
aWiseSageOnceSaid
JakeTheShakeAndBake
It's like @mistersavage and Jack Patillo had a baby
ThatWriterGrazi
Exactly my thought
hoboranger
best decision they ever made
Cinemageddon
I was thinking more Gordon Ramsay
ApatheticExtremism
Yeah me too
Kobbz
Methbusters
secretoaster
I mean, obviously this is his long lost twin brother. duh
Ivalicenyan
Plausible
sfakianakisa
Hey can someone tell me please how to make a front page edit?
SquawkBoxIT
Well things haven't been the same eversincethecaraccident
AMRIV
It looks to me like Adam Savage and Alton Brown had a science baby that then grew a beard.
WhenISaySpaceYouSayPants
Plus a pinch of Kiefer Sutherland
NeatTricks
I was totally thinking "Savage after the Hyneman split".
GesticulatingTesticle
It's alright, he's got his own show now: Methbusters.
JesicaWims
Rude
theycutthefleeb
@mistersavage
tgflhhnhg
@sistermavage
Sistermavage
You rang?
DaviDaTopera
@mistersausage
OblivionCityGuard
@peterdinklage
MisterSausage
What
TheMachineKill3r
Ty for being a great human being Mr. Savage. Loved Mythbusters growing up.
IDidJust
That's not him..
DoctorJungyBrongen
Even better that you didn't create this account for the joke.
Shmaaw
Could've changed his name.
RandySavageIsMySpiritAnimal
lncorrectGrammerNazi
So, how was the war? Did you have fun storming the castle?
MyOhMyThePizzaSky
This is your step to stardom.
JavaReallySucks
Wat
Chibatman
+1 for the username.
DaviDaTopera
Not again...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Favorited this post just for this comment chain.
zoomist
We found your double
GirthySausage
What the
MisterSausage
Member when MisterSausage met GirthySausage?
Axewhipe
Kamunari
LOL
Solivoid
That was the perfect reaction to that comment. Cheers.
SHOWMETHERICE
shits funny yo
Schoolofscience
Mr. Kish here...Was this Roberto? Thanks for making internet famous for a moment. To the rest of you, you aren't all wrong!
Arsikere
YO ROBERTO
nonstopfox
Am I the only one who can appreciate that his user name perfectly reflects him
Schoolofscience
...It's also a nickname for the team I support...
JupiterJedi
Classic, Roberto! Fucking, ay. *No idea who Roberto is*
CornCobMcGee
You don't know who roberto is? Everyone knows who roberto is! Come on, dude.
axeffect
how do we know this is actually you? selfie please??
Schoolofscience
I am in pajamas and need to go to sleep...Plus...No idea how to do that. I am fascinated by this whole thing, it's amusing.
TooSoonForNow
Mr. Kish, Apologies for previous. How can collision w/ virt. particle -> attractive F? Consider N vs P semiconductor formalism abstraction
sugarandspiceandeverythingwrong
I hope my Chem teacher has a sense of humor this semester
HeinrichHiTheSSGuy
Do you know how to cook meth?
Schoolofscience
Methane...Yes. Food + gut bacteria.
Trumpisms
Mr. Kish, science question here: why does a wooden spoon over a boiling pot of water keep it from boiling over?
TooSoonForNow
Dear Mr. Kish,
ColonelObvious
Oh give us a Kish
Chemilliam
Im also a chemist
Schoolofscience
I think it's "chemologist", yeah?
Chemilliam
Haha something like that. How do you get kids to read journals
Schoolofscience
That is our next step. We learned all about amino acids, structures in proteins, and are now learning JMOL. Next is learning about beta...
Schoolofscience
...Globin and isolating parts of the structure in JMOL to 3d print and "tell a story".
JayceFromStateFarm
You haven't commented on anything in 5 years??
Efit
Can you do a post about your tattoos. They look cool.
Schoolofscience
They are mostly related to science and comic books, with some other things thrown in.
Bassrye
Any relation to Mr. Savage?
Schoolofscience
Only in spirit.
dirtyketchup
This is it. I've found the best comment on Imgur.
Lizaderp
And in hair style
Schoolofscience
Yes and...In...Science...
SaucyDisses
Speaking of which — nice username, teach!
Schoolofscience
Thanks!
GutsTheStruggler
"You aren't all wrong" ...@browncoat86 I think you struck a chord with your comment.
thegeminator
i see an F in your future Roberto...for Fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
TooSoonForNow
Mr. Kish, Apologies for previous. How can collision w/ virt. particle -> attractive F? Consider N vs P semiconductor formalism abstraction
passhole
you are a fuqin great peace of a teacher. :respect:
LeojPies
Username checks out
TheGreatAku
Dear Mr. Kish: you look exactly like a Chem teacher, and I mean that in the best way possible.
Schoolofscience
Compliment accepted.
TheGreatAku
Much love, Mr. Kish. My high school chem/physics teacher was a retired CERN employee. I miss his class.
Tarnisae
That must have been awesome.
TheGreatAku
He took us out to the parking lot and let us watch him melt through an engine block with thermite. It was fucking cool.
Schoolofscience
The stories is probably had. A former students dad worked for NASA, I always wanted to talk to him.
punchlineguy
Goood moorniing Mr Keeesh
Coolwindinmyhair
g'day Mr Quiche
ProbablyBex
No it was stevymcfly
bicthief
You look like you give the best hugs! I wanna a hug!
Schoolofscience
No touching!
xJaeheex
Is that a school rule?
Schoolofscience
How about a solid high-five?
WhyWasentThisTakenYet
Are those tables in every science room? Cause it definitely seems like it.
Rockonman
Can we have some work stories?
Schoolofscience
They wouldn't be what you want...I am extremely optimistic and positive about all aspects of my job. I love sharing my excitement...No dirt
izme1000
What makes you think we don't want that?
Rockonman
Fair enough. Your students cool? And please for the love of God, do you watch Bill Nye in class?
Schoolofscience
We barely watch any videos. I do use a great John Oliver clip about climate change and the false dichotomy though!
keenidiot
We definitely need more teachers like you.
razza353
I am now a teacher after having had a science teacher who sounds like you. So much passion and love for our job. It inspires me. Thank you.
FamousOnce
By the end of highschool the only class I was attending was Chem with Mr Badger. Cool subject.
BenEwanKenoby
Honest question, you don't mind someone just sneaking a picture of you and posting it online without your consent?
Schoolofscience
It was after school in a club of kids learning how to model proteins and read research papers. Good kids with fun intentions. No issues...
CHICKINGNUGGER
Good Morning, Mr Kish, Sir. You sound like a wonderful man. Thank you for knowing your students.
stirmysoultogigglemode
Way to be. Keep it up
Schoolofscience
Thanks!
missheevan
Best teacher is best.
anotheraverageasianakatripplea
Make him a thing.
Schoolofscience
Thanks!
pickledbaloney
Science teachers rock
Rockonman
Science rules. Inertia is a property of matter.
IsButtHurtACarb
*geology teachers
jollywanker
So true. Which professors meet at a bar after lab with the class? Geology folks. That's who
Mowice
As a geologist, I can relate
jollywanker
Where do you work? I'm working on my masters right now
Stanistani
This is known as the Mohorovicic Discontinuity, which rocks.
GiddyKipper
Wish I had a science teacher as cool as you. Mine put me off science throughout school. Years later I realised how amazing science is!
Schoolofscience
Ugh, sorry about that. There is definitely a pattern of older science teachers that treat it as some kind of elite list of stuff to memoriz
GiddyKipper
Often I look back and realise that so much of who I am is connected to the teachers who engaged me. I could have excelled in any subjects,
GiddyKipper
But the ones I did well in are the ones with good teachers... usual story I think? Makes part of me want to be a teacher !?
GiddyKipper
True; in his case it was more a case of mumbling to himself, talking down to students, halitosis, and snapping from dull to angry constantly
Schoolofscience
That description is amazingly vivid. Your science teacher may not have been great, but your writing and language teachers certainly did it!
GiddyKipper
Bang on; I ended up doing my degree in English, but now read quantum physics and evolution for fun, because the subjects are fascinating !
Schoolofscience
It is a career, but it has so much depth and complexity. Those relationships are as important as the knowledge and critical thinking skills
GiddyKipper
Totally agree! I learnt as much about training and teaching people from the bad ones as I did from the good!?
XavierWolf
Has your beard ever caught fire while lighting a bunsen burner?
Schoolofscience
No, but I did burn my hands on a crucible once immediately after telling a student to be careful and to use the crucible tongs.
AvagadrosAvocados
Oh lord. I did that with glassware this year. Instantly trying hard not to cuss after being an idiot. "You can't see if glass is hot!" - ow
XavierWolf
Haha! Amazing! I once lit my braid on fire while doing a safety demonstration for a metal works class :) short hair now! Keep on being an...
XavierWolf
Awesome teacher!
Schoolofscience
Metal works? That's, solid. Get it?
XavierWolf
Well played sir!