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Jan 4, 2018 3:28 AM
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Maldraek
That second guy damn near pulled the trigger on her.
sothistheweb
All in one day?
mczack13
areyouorareyounotready
auserwithaname
@gbmaker they're some attractive men in this
GBMaker
@Tagaroo tag htm s
KawaNyx
Damn. That one guy's arm twitched. Dem reflexes.
farva69
I'm glad she did not do it to Floyd Money Mayweather.
glitterwank
He's not a UFC fighter he's a boxer.
kattpappan
Who is this girl?
originalsh4rpie
Fawn Moscato
MsCadburyBubble
I did this to my Grandad when he was sick in hospital because that's something he'd do to me. It was the only thing that (1/2)
MsCadburyBubble
(2/2) made him stop crying and start laughing. Best Dad, or Grandad, prank ever.
Hickory405
Got a good laugh out of this.
freelanceproctologist
It looks like most of them point at her and say "this dickhead right here"
VampiresDontWearSunscreen
Ummm dudes are sexy asss f
NobodyJustBrad
"Twice. TWICE."
OurLordAndSCUD
My mate did that to me so bad it broke my nose once
CliftonSantiago
Urijah Faber, Sage Northcutt, Andrei Arlovski, Neil Magny, Clay Guida, ????????, Frankie Edgar, Rob Felder
sithney
TIL that UFC fighters tend to have really pleasant smiles
EricFromAccounts
It's because they do so many face exercises to reflect punches back at their opponents
ghennypenny
twice...TWICE!
KnightStriker
who's the blonde girl?
MechaNinja
Aside from being attractive, she also doesn't hit them in the face, gives just a nice boop on the nose.
akducks2
I feel like hitting a UFC fighter in the nose would be one of the dumbest moves I could make.
MechaNinja
ESPecially if you're less attractive than this gal.
SinxSam
Ya it makes being the fool in the situation much less aggravating
jsktrogdor
...... I dont think you understand how this prank works... you're never supposed to hit them in the face. It's always been a snoot boop.
DonkeyOD
And here I've been punching them in the face the whole time smh
MechaNinja
While I agree with you, many "pranksters" believe differently.
EricFromAccounts
"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!!"
ThePastmaster
*Shoots "prankster" in the shoulder* LOL JK! U MAD BRO?!
Krympehl
they worked for it, reward the "prankster"
BabySharkEtc
Boooop!
TeamOneE
Ugh! He ate that right hook.
gistyle
Goddamn in all seriousness that's some straight up brain damage
TeamOneE
Ugh! He ate that right hook.
ialwayssaywhyiupvotestuff
Yeah, I was waiting for this to turn into an overdone-equal-rights-equal-fights session. Thankfully it didn’t.
Discoduck
Have faith my child. The seeds are many...
originalsh4rpie
It did last time it was posted.
RedOvermorrow
Who's that first guy? My friend wants to know.
SpartaWillBurn
Ryan Gosling.
aplsw4n
Urijah Faber aka the Californian kid.
dicaprioonacid
My friend as well, wants to know
RedOvermorrow
Tell your friend that my friend found out he's Urijah Faber. My friend underestimated his internet skills...
Mastojohn
Great way to get a natural smile for a picture.
iitsB
misterdode
Fuck that guy.
MadmanApex
i feel like that guy should never have any joy... not just never own a dog or cat but not even see any funny memes
MajorPubes
I 2nd that
sponlapp
This is great!
Lordvolt
and yet i try that on a girl and its "sexual assult"
MadmanApex
the blond now has a poundMeToo story
InternetGoodGuy
You're not supposed to do it with your penis.
GHOSTOFKEITHRICHARDS
only because you’re ugly
uusseerrssuubb
The sad truth.
PsycheClone
Assult
theDogter
Not supposed to linger that way
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
In 2018 they've made it near impossible to be a man! How do you hug someone w/o it being rape? Can I use the women's wardrobe nekkid? Help!
McKavian
I have several females I can hug at work...but only after I got their permission. And do it form the side.
EricFromAccounts
I am a man and I have already been accused of sexual assault six million times in 2018 and all I did was call my sister. Men have it worst.
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
I hear ya, brother! I swear to god all women want to see all men in chains, crying + doing all their work while they watch the Kardashians!
mysignificantself
Ok now try it on Francis Ngannou
Stilgod
DC already dead. He survived, afaik. https://imgur.com/cl3l3kQ
Stilgod
Did*
uusseerrssuubb
That guy is the IRL Doomfist.
scotchscotchbourbonbourbonwhiskeywhiskyyumyumyum
If I did that they'd kick my ass.
frowardd
naw, trained fighters are really chill dudes
HooahDO
Not if you dressed the same as her
floralcurtains
Looks like lady fighter had a split second thought to fight and decided to hug instead
GalaxyPatrol
Nah she went in to take the fight to the ground
IThoughtIWasCreativeUntilINeededAUserName
It’s not annoying if your cute.
MadmanApex
how many rounds has her nose survived or kicks it has taken??
blueseconomist
Your cute what?
theblackhole08
It's not annoying if your cute your cucumber into small cubes
dejavutoyoutoo
The most delicious way. Gets full flavour of the cubecumbers
strideo
It's not cute if you're annoying.
Jellyrabbit
It's not annoying if you're cute
torturedblonde
*you’re ;)
IThoughtIWasCreativeUntilINeededAUserName
The shame
torturedblonde
Naaah. You still had a good comment. :)
sardonislamir
What bothers me is HOW FUCKING MANY cute girls pull similar bullshit. Taking a picture, but standing there for ages, not taking it...that.
MysteryHamSandwich
It is if...your.
IThoughtIWasCreativeUntilINeededAUserName
xaenex1
I was going to say that's annoyingly cute
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
All my problems are because I'm ugly and I mention it as often as I can. People find it endearing.
babunar
This but unironically
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
As is the style on this page: Compare your problems to those of the women of the middle east and stop complaining. Relativism is fun.
quattroformaggix4
Oh fuck, BRUTAL!
quattroformaggix4
.....like being stoned to death for showing ankle
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YodasLeftEar
i wish for a pizza
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
Consider your earthly desire fulfilled:
nattesheim
Was the second guy about to punch her?
JessieJanson
As bad as that would be, id die laughing if he actually hit her from a reflex reaction. Id feel bad about laughing after though.
ManBeastWomanThing
There was a definite reflex but considering his line of work, it makes sense.
lokitoki81
No Sage wouldnt hurt a living thing. You know, unless its in the octa... youtube him, that kid is amazing
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Mmm, if youve seen some of his highlights and whatnot, hes got good reflexes. Proba just normal reaction for him
boingflippa
Came here to find this comment.
HerpestonMcDerping
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
Second nature to him
chipster123
Bae-ge North-cute is a puppy dog. He'd never hurt someone outside of training/the octagon.
dagg3r
More of whAt really!!
VinnieDeSchot
Nah it’s Sage Northcut, he was about to apologize for his face being in the way of her hand.
SofaKingSpecial
Not likely, that's Sage Northcutt, if Disney made a UFC fighter, it'd be him.
SierraKiloBravo
Proceeding to the nearest BURRRRRRN unit
gamlingcs
Kinda looks like vanilla Ice.
hippocampus
Or like Imgur calls him: the human golden retriever.
uusseerrssuubb
This is true
CrazyCatLad
Disney has made some dark characters tho.
TallAndGeeky
Apparently he wants to audition to play Ivan Drago's son in the upcoming Creed 2. I'm honestly all for it.
xHughJassx
I expected her to do this to War Machine and this gif take a dark turn
eddiepvasquez
toosoon
FTUG
CaviaPorcellus
News headlines the next day: "War Machine kills another one."
BARRIIICADEtv
WorldHeavyweightChampionFredDurst
unclestankstank
I'm sure War Machine's taking some dark turns in prison.
NiceGreenArrows
Sadly, probably not. Former ufc, he's probably a protector to a bevy of bitches. :/
ApeNation
Yeah, he's still in jail for life though - bad enough without getting fucked in the ass
Nevesta
Thought this was a sick joke on how Don Cheadle is black...
pokemyballsdeep
What’s not apparent in the gif is that she stuck her finger in her butt prior
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
"It's not anoying if you're cute"
baldorr
Fuck War Machine. Terrible human being.
A2DY79
You have to be a terrible human being to fuck War Machine in the first place, IMO.
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NiceGreenArrows
It's a joke. first comment "fuck war machine. Terrible human being". He pretended it was instructions and description of the person doing it
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Who is this guy and why do we hate them?
A2DY79
He's what happens when MMA fighters and porn stars get together.
strideo
He's Don Cheadle!
Swagosauruss
https://78.media.tumblr.com/1294758fb2bfc93c98396d3812992bfc/tumblr_ogiq8gz0uP1uslsrzo1_500.gif
Wellshiet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Machine_(mixed_martial_artist)
Wikipediareader
Beat his ex girlfriend half to death along with a friend of hers. Serving life in prison.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Ok a link please if you elf would you be so kindly.
mrmagoriamsmasturbatorium
Christie Mack. Poor girl looked like she was in a car accident after.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Thought it was her boyfriend Corey?
IlidaIsMyBro
Was he the one dating a porn star then got mad at her for "sleeping" with another guy?
Daeyelle
They weren't together, and even if so, doesn't warrant anything more than a turned back and never talking to again
anddylanrew
They had broken up. He was stalking her etc.
IsThereAProblemOfficer
4chan beat him up over the Internet, I don't have the greentext but some kind gentleman will link us.
BlookyBoi
AlbertFrankenstein
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3dVqXAeQqyO9xLNrKYPjmuCYrIPf4A9a8Dhq2wvxlFcSa9Gh-hQ
IsThereAProblemOfficer
Thank you good sir. Lmao
AlbertFrankenstein
Yw sir.. Ps someone made a fake Twitter acc with the name war machine's dad and told him that he sucked at cpr
PonyMadness
No idea who he is, but with a name like War Machine, you kinda have to expect him to stay in the persona that fits the name
logantip
It was/is legit his legal name too.
PassTheGiggles
That's why they tried to change it to "Iron Patriot"
Metallica93
Rebranded because focus groups got paid off by Republican dono- Er... They wanted it to sound freedomier...
faustiel
UFC fighter that put his pornstar girlfriend in the hospital for fucking another man is currently serving life in prison
TheActualDonKnotts
EX girlfriend. It's also worth pointing out that he tried to murder her, not just beat the shit out of her.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
Jesus fucking christ
CliveWarren81
I'd like to add that he was almost certainly going to kill her, but she escaped.
Daeyelle
Not current GF, ex GF
SquirtleSquad420
Ex girlfriend at the time.
Mooseheart
Are they back together now?
CliveWarren81
Also he was cut by the UFC in 2008 and the incident happened in 2014, so he was a "Former UFC fighter" or "MMA fighter."
PonyMadness
Was she fucking for money or did she cheat? Basically, is he batshit insane or did he react badly to getting cheated on?
faustiel
He is batshit insane he nearly killed her and she was lucky to escape google war machine attacks Christie Mack
faustiel
Just a warning if you do google that her hospital pics are pretty graphic