(Puts on AUDHD glasses) Okay so he doesn't know about war, but he could easily and suddenly learn what it's like to be snatched by a predator and slowly, mercilessly eaten alive. Nature don't care. War is awful, but it's worth reflecting on how good it is for most humans to go about our day without fear of becoming somebody's next meal, particularly when the predator doesn't finish you off before eating you (praying mantises for example).
NightOwlRally
Nobody:
Caterpillar: :3
ShadeMeadowsArt
A Pokémon!
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
He got buck toofes
LordFancypantsicus
(Puts on AUDHD glasses) Okay so he doesn't know about war, but he could easily and suddenly learn what it's like to be snatched by a predator and slowly, mercilessly eaten alive. Nature don't care. War is awful, but it's worth reflecting on how good it is for most humans to go about our day without fear of becoming somebody's next meal, particularly when the predator doesn't finish you off before eating you (praying mantises for example).
goflyblind
ForTheLoveofGodAndAllThatIsHolyMyAnusIsBleeding
Uh oh! He knows about war. Mushroom war.
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ChipWallace
They become "very hungry".
LogicalLimes
Especially big ones. They’ll move the earth.
Sebastopol140
smoldix42069
Don't get me started about those CATs.
raitchison
But is he very hungry?
Redraz2021
My son has some literature on that topic.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
Of course he is!
FEED HIM!
0Steve0
Poopoopeepeevagina
I have 5 strawberries to give
AGirthyPoro
I've got a piece of chocolate cake I could chip in
HexStadium
Japanese Emperor Caterpillar
ImSilverTongue
You're telling me this guy runs all of Japan?