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Mountaineer30680
My dude! I haven't laughed this hard in a minute! Excellent!
wildbeBaron
#46 they obviously pals
DemSumBigAssRidges
#50 This, to me, is genuinely amazing. Well done!
jasondspell6
Solid dump, keep up these important works.
NaughtButOne
#19 When the task requires 0 dogs
PunnyTiger
#8 first time I heard this joke about 40 years ago, they wife gives a painless delivery and they find the mailman dead on the doorstep when they get home
LordHottington
#12 They shouldn't play soccer on a street.
Cilvaa
#1
imjustabill495
The utter betrayal in her voice
androgenoide
#20
Sticklebrickk
"So.... who is who?"
TyrCarter
#1 reminds me of the 3 shot game we did in high school. You get three shots, one of water, one of vodka and one of spirytus (95% alcohol). You pick randomly to drink one and chase it with another. I once got the vodka chased by spiritus outcome. That was rough
jalcantara88127001
#12 pretty sure they kissed
howimetyourauntrobin2
#7 I'm quite curious what the rest of this category could have been like
3Davideo
#2 Oh, that poor upholstery...
wecouldbehappywithoutcapitalism
This was a surreal wrong side of the tracks kinda dump
mithiwithi
#4 Did we just watch an old lady die?
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
You mean here, or in general. I need to know before I answer...
mithiwithi
I mean in the post I linked. What you watch on your own time is none of my business.
circlebreaker
#46 OP, I love you for including this one, here's the longer version.
RichardPenne
#31 the original - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGn2Egekic
dreikommavierzehn
the voice over is spot on though
motionDancer
#32 am I allowed to be proud that I was OP for this like 5ish years ago (I added the music) on my old account? I got a mod accolade from it that gave me ad free too but then I went and got that account banned 😅
DonL9
#2 So who pays for the detailing to clean up that mess?
quasisentience
#47 Kermit got her choking
warpfactor1
#29 she cute AF
Elvenbane
#2 why the fuck would you do that in a car?!?
circlebreaker
#8
iamlegendinjapan
#13 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTVyMjA2eGd4cjhyMmo1N2NrYWQ5ODR5dDlzNzJ5cGhtYzhsZWRlcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3rdNNPuMX7TYA/200w.webp
Rabeandre
Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
#13
jetact12
Playing bagpipes while bungie jumping may not get you in the Guiness book of world records but it by God deserves one!
vampire49
#14 Bye everyone, I'm off to Quidditch practice.
grayone64
#24 I chose the owl
DirigibleOtter
#14 What is the charge? Building a wall? A sturdy concrete wall?
punknoodles0
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
honeybadgersRus
#11 any takers? What happened and how did standing on a penny create it
awesomebiome
It seems he was attempting to stand on an egg, but overzealously switched to a headstand
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
An egg? The egg slipped out from his foot and being drunk didn’t help his coordination. Cracked that egg with his melon.