You guys wanna see something weird?

Jul 16, 2018 1:01 PM

MrBGone

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You guys wanna see something weird?

So this is how they advertise orange juice in France.

If you thought those were weird, keep scrolling.

FP edit: Thanks for the upvotes everyone! Nudes are always welcome (if you feel so inclined) and they would make my work night better!

TIL: France has an orange drink marketed to furries and old men with poor eyesight.

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*insert furry joke here*

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That was weird

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orangina: the orange drink for furries

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, that's pretty weird. Take your upvote I guess?

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my dick right now

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Not my proudest fap. That cactus lady though, vagina dentata indeed.

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What a wonderful phrase.

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I don’t think I like where this Zootopia sequel is headed

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*sigh*(unzips)

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Up you go

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Fineaddition.mp4

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That was easy!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm old - it's less easy than it used to be. Just sayin.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Orange + Vagina = Orangina

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Also how I chose to read it

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If you wanna see something even more weird it's that I got a chubby from this

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They have fully animated commercials of this stuff

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

They totally remind me of the Torbulent Juice commercial from Rick and Morty

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8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

+1 to the username haha

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Yup, I remember them. Does that say a lot about us that none of us was shocked or upset in any way ?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Have seen ads like this years ago, think it was German tv? Definitely not on french though. Didn't find it weird, more funny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I remember watching them on French TV!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Orangina is french. ( or was, maybe it was bought )

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's available in several countries

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Shouldn't the cougar be after a younger man? And the bear could be seducing a twink?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That Bear is sexy!

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8 years ago | Likes 915 Dislikes 1

>at least it's not loss

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Sauce?

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Dofu/Wakfu

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Try everything!

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Ok!

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Azriel, no.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a sacred place how dare you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS! I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS! They had some weird furry ad a few years ago and I completely fucking forgot about it. Thanks, I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Whats funny is people were upset about it, not because it had furries, but because it had a man x male furry pairing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too, first time seeing it in a newspaper I was ...well... aroused in a fucked up way I guess.

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Just gonaaaaa take this......

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+1 for username alone

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My stomach is makin' the rumblies that only khorne can satisfy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bombass username

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finally a soda for FULL ON furries. And... leafies, pricklies? I got nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I don't think I've seen plant furries at least.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

seen it.

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I believe they're called vegans

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Perfect

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seen it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I find myself morbidly curious and I hate it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can imagine people falling into the genre by taking the gateway drug known as Super Mario Rule 34.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who.........Who the fuck is this targeted towards?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

The French

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I started scrolling thinking it was for furries, but by the end I didn't know anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The French.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

yup

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who see it and think "I need to show this weird shit to millions more people on the Internet." It's a pretty good strategy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i'm a good man, but damn straight i'm sharing this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally thirsty furries.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

As a furry - I won't lie, these ads certainly stuck in my mind for a good few years before I even saw the drink in stores...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*licks lips*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The same group of people as the Skittles ad with the dude milking the rainbow-eating giraffe.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was also an old Skittles ad where some guy on his honeymoon ejaculated Skittles and his wife ate them. Pretty fuckin weird.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy Shit it's real. Not going to link as I don't want to chance getting banned, so just Google "skittles commercial banned".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that was a parody!

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People who like the natural taste of vagina and oranges... and all like getting their dick sucked by anthropomorphic cacti.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Sounds painful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like folks who like a little prick here and there...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bananas, cucumbers, cactuses. A plant's a plant.

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You had me at cacti!

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Ja, maar zit er kak tussen?

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Paige, this has gone too far!

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So everyone. That's universal appeal

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Of course, we all know this.

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I said no, but you showed me anyways...

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Welcome to the internet!

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Underrated comment.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is it pronounced orange-jee-nah or orange-eye-nah?

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Just translates as golden shower.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you scrolled down anyways...

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Is that "NOOP" or "NO OP"?

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Yes.

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Indeed

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#MeToo

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You shouldn't be on usersub if you say no to that

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Fair point.

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Title of my new sex tape

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Story of my sex life

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Noice!

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Oh my fucking god.

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Omg

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The furries have risen. May god have mercy on our souls.

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True

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now down to me

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