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Walmartstallwithnolock
Picked the wrong village to pillage, motherfucker.
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HalifaxEast
He kinda looks like a viking. This shouldn't be an unexpected result.
WristDeepInaBook
LarvaLamp
RandomQuack
Finally an honest republican campaign ad.
LarvaLamp
More of a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" statement.
Labyrenth
,"Go medieval on your hindy" to quote Weird Al
TerraKnight
The balls on this dude
girlsomewhere
He has been waiting his whole life for that moment.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
i can just imagine him thinking "Is it really happening ? oh god finally !" then skip to the axe singing.
AvgWhiteShark
From downtown!
?noredirect
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
that300ZXguy
Don't fuck with stoner nerds.
GullahGullahIslander
While Slayer was playing, no less! Amazing...
GullahGullahIslander
AND IN MY BACKYARD! WHAT!? GR, you crazy...but I love ya
SpammaJamma
Dude was invaded by the illuminutty.
Pheehelm
Anyone else reminded of this story? https://etwof.com/stories/bloodforodin.html
Dreadric
”you came to the wrong house pal”
UsersubPoetLaureate
I enjoy the context he was watching rick and Mitty. Quality reporting
Flortzweich
Yes, but which episode? More like last reporting if you ask me...
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
*Rorck and Mitty
DMYourPics
But what video games was he playing?
ModernDayBabaYaga
farmville
KatieVick
Tetris
bloatyOs
AndreCheeseVillain
NathanielBanks
A friend of mine lives in the apartments this happened in. The actual video interview with this guy is great.
NathanielBanks
https://www.woodtv.com/news/kzoo-and-bc/victim-uses-battle-axe-to-fend-off-home-invader/
yokoeon
Omg this is great
shoquastican
Access to this video restricted in the EU....bugger
NathanielBanks
Here it is on YouTube:
NathanielBanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6N3468WxjE
jherazob
OK, this was great :D
Nuaattii
that illuminati tattoo tho..
SuperJusticeWarrior69
Somebody get Alex Jones on this case pronto, we need to dig deeper
Bugdaze
Illuminati tattoo? Medieval Ax? Maybe this goes deeper than it looks
tegfdd77
On the other guy
CureForHomoSapiens
Ax-cellent!
Leaveittojebus
Makes me feel inadequate sleeping with a little camping hatchet under the bed.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Rhatchet!
SonderingStrike
You have the right to bearded arms.
HerdPapley
Imagine: “Jimmy died”. “Who shot him? I’ll kill them!” “Nah they chopped his head off with a battle axe.” “ Really?...Jimmy had it coming.”
DeathIsNotMyPath
Here in France you would be sent to jail right away for defending yourself in your house.
DoNotQuitYourDayJob
False. http://www.francesoir.fr/en-coop-maitre-thierry-vallat/contre-les-cambrioleurs-quels-sont-les-moyens-legaux-pour-vous
stiner282
That is in french...
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
Yeah. Just using any object to defend yourself is considered "premeditated agression". Our self-defense laws are so stupid.
zeppelin93
"Thatll teach you to be in your own home minding your own business."
Unsympathetic
Good. Stay the fuck out of other people's homes. Fucking trash.
easytigger
He looks like exactly like I picture when I hear "gamer who watches Rick and Morty and keeps replica medieval weapons."
Mrflabs
Did all that with a replica? Imagine what he could do with a real one with fire enchantments and +3 durability.
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
I don’t think the extra hits were needed
theothermeisnthere
I suspect he practiced there so this was just a live-action sequence.
rangermcfadden
Pretty cunning hat. Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
canonlyturnright
Even a reaver looking dude going berserk on his door.
Gavreel84
Damn straight
BrontoDan
I love you guys
shoulkion
The axe helps but I think it's mostly the hat
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
It doesn’t say anywhere the white man is the victim and the black man is the perpetrator even the tag mentions the perp 1st,L-R in pic.
shoulkion
The interview does. Sorry friend.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
Don’t be sorry it wasn’t a contest
Prinzka
You don't think one picture looks like a mugshot and the other looks like a person in their own home?
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
Yes I do
kendoddsdadsdogsdead
But nothing says it,that’s my point.
Zedd990
or he's just a Firefly fan
GizmosBabySitter
Jane is life.
rangermcfadden
He gave the man what for
GizmosBabySitter
Our love for him ain't hard to explain
QuixoticGoingDjinn
The hero of Canton, the man they call "Jayne".
StylesRockman
If you were one yourself, you might have picked up the extremely recognizable quote from the exact episode of Firefly the hat came from
drGrafenberg
That or pot.
ImHighNick
Def pot, can confirm, he's one of my people
IProbablySaySomethingStupid
That hat has seen stuff.
jjsjosCreator
im all for less guns and more pvp weapons. i have an incase of intruders flail made from some gears
doesntmatter
Flail. A peasant's weapon.
ArkoneAxon
The guns are more for the little old ladies and folks in wheelchairs. For people who can't wield the big choppy, stabby, and smashy things.
jjsjosCreator
fair point , just for my own personal safety i don't feel i need one . most people here dont rob with firearms
AlltheSarcasm87
Intruders won't feel the same way, bringing a flail to a gun fight is just foolish.
SaturnineCult
Not if you are very good with flails.
Rimasticus
What about bring a nail to a nun fight?
GizmosBabySitter
Haha
jjsjosCreator
luckily here most intruders don't have guns.
darkklad2000
"step, step, hit" fucking legend. stay shiny people.
theMayanStallion
Did he teabag his opponent? Lolz fucking noob, git gud
thatoneguywhowasinthatthing
Reminds me of Hitchhiker Kai “Suh-mash!!”
iRateYourDick
Wham wham whaaaam
rabbitron
unlike Captain America, i don't understand that reference. li'l help?
jojogarsia
Literally taking two steps and hitting with the axe
cominginhot
Basic assault in fencing, lol
DenisMcK
Also an attack move in computer games, he must have been playing Street Fighter
wakeforthesun
I don’t know if step step hit is a reference, but “stay shiny” is a ref to Firefly since he’s wearing the same hat as a Firefly character
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
ionicseraph
Fuck yeah! Dark Wolf is a badass
BrightestNight
Fire and Ice. Also watched Starchaser, Fritz the Cat and Screwballs at a friends house years ago. Great movies.
numbersmczap
What every pixar film is missing.
SaturnineCult
This is such a great film. You can see Frank Frazetta was involved, since no-one has pants.
iguessihaveto
Yeah, just started watching this movie. Someone really worked very hard on realistic nearly bare bottoms in battle.
Eludiu
Rotoscoping technique
Spooktergeist
Ass-out fantasy is best fantasy
davegsm82
Sauce? I feel Like I should know this one but I don't.
SaturnineCult
Full movie there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqa4s8ufvqA
EndlessIIIusion
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gabryel
Dot
davegsm82
Ah, yes, thanks.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
I'll wtch this later...
OmniDevil
It's no longer a "replica" once its been in battle.
xoverthirtyx
stilloldbull
It has tasted the blood of his enemies...proper wetting of the edge!
MoralRectifier
Ben Ball has been blooded!
myotherusernameismyotherusername
I was gonna ask, at what point does it stop being a replica and it's just a reproduction.
nic4224
In this situation I guess it would be how much you sharpen it
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
1/Whether it would stand up to use and abuse as a genuine would be expected to. Some dude in a shirt isn't a measure of that, try hacking
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
2/2Through chainmail and felling trees with it.
PlaidBastard
Replica literally means a copy of a specific historical artifact. Could be a functional replica, or a useless cheap show piece.
PlaidBastard
If it's just a vaguely 'historically accurate' weapon that would look and function believably in a specific time and place, not a replica.
PlaidBastard
But, people don't give a shit what words mean, so you'll see 'replica'/'reproduction'/etc. used to market every possible definition.
PlaidBastard
$2500 custom-made copy of a 14th century german longsword in some museum, using modern steel? A replica. A very, very *good* replica.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
When it stops licking reps
Radix865
Usually it's that they're made from shitty stainless steel and are more for looks than function, too large & heavy.
GorgianBreeze
Far too large to be called a sword
Radix865
Berserk reference?
v3rtabreaker
Not too large & heavy this time lol
ionicseraph
Apparently, according to another article, he said it was a traditionally forged, double headed, carbon steel axe
Iwontbeback
my man got his moneys worth.
FenrirsDaughter
So it was more for bludgeoning than for slashing?
Toffeeaccident
Both.
Pentjotal
IWillEventuallyPostTheGif
I doubt they even use stainless. Stainless steel is expensive.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Stainless steel is less than half the price of aluminium.
IWillEventuallyPostTheGif
Different grades of aluminum are different prices. You also have to consider weight. Per pound, aluminum is more expensive, because (1)
IAggressivelyComplimentPeople
Replicas are meant for display and not for long term engagements. Mostly made out of stainless steel that will bend easily.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And break. It would be great if it were more flexible,but it's so brittle that it's unsuitable for anything larger than a pocket knife blade
swagmastayoloslaya
Oooh that makes so much sense! That's why Decker called them replicas.
Howisthisusernamenottaken
Stainless Steel doesnt bend it breaks. Thats why stainless screws can suck a dick
yeaprobably
Exactly. My experience with those things you hit something and it shatters into pieces
Muffyns
How much a real one cost with modern day technology
Toffeeaccident
Bout tree fiddy.
EmanNiemThcin
https://youtu.be/XILG9BTaq38 => https://www.arms-">Taq38">https://youtu.be/XILG9BTaq38 => https://www.arms-n-armor.com/collections/axes/Early-Medieval
Muffyns
Is there one for functional fantasy swords that wont break if you get in a sword fight with it
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Oh wewt, they've even got prices in AUD, that must mean they trade here. Thanks bro!