Hanz get ze flammenwerfer

Sep 3, 2025 1:06 AM

Cliperinoposterino

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Gonna need a bigger net

11 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

There's "no thanks", and then there's "abso-fuckin'-lutely not!"

11 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Nuke. Them. From. Space.

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I'm nuking them from the Warp behind the safety of a Gellar Shield, as I'm sure the Emperor would want.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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#1 the fact they're big enough to be visible at that distance tells me all I need to know.

WE NEED MORE FIRE.

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I understand the reluctance to use a bug killing fog but in this lush area a flame thrower will do the job quickly and efficiently.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ze Großflamenwerffer!

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the heck do you want to throw the big Flemish?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you hit, it might leave a scar...

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even with the suit I might NOPE out.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Pro-tip: If you're having a hard time using your phone you can just slip a glove off for a couple seconds.

11 months ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

I like how he was on his phone and then he looks down like "Where did all these bees come from?"

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like those suits have labels that declare them “sting resistant”.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"less lethal"

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hans, hol den großen Flammenwerfe

More like

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#3 Forbidden Oatmeal Creme Pies

11 months ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 2

Right?? I knew my pareidolia was tingling!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not entirely forbidden, pretty sure they are farming them in that one to eat!

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those are wasps or hornets of some kind, they don't make honey.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nobody had a can of butane and a lighter?

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

#3 that clear panic moment of "oh fuck, I felt something"

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#3 bet their honey isn‘t good

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It werfs flammen.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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You then must be Hanz

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It werfs flammens.

11 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

*points to the second video* Hans...we need ze HEAVY flammenwerfer...

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Es tut mir Leid, Hans. There isn’t a flammenwerfer in existence that werfs sufficient flammen for this situation.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

gus tav, gus gus tav, gus tav, gus gus tav https://youtu.be/vw3TWl8TyMY

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As much as I support this statement, this thing was hilariously impractical and inaccurate. The stormtrooper of artillery

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok then,

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm just sad it didn't survive the war, what a museum piece it could've been.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That is why you mass artillery first, accuracy by volume.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1st one. I feel like, what he did was the equivalent to when you pick up 5 lego pieces while dropping 8, only to pick up 4 more while dropping another 10. My point is, every kid within 2 km will probably be stung 3 times minimum, that day.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 “Hello, White House? I have a delivery of liquid gold for 47…”

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have a bumble bee hive under our bay window under ground in our garden. They're quite harmless and it's funny to see one every once in a while get confused when leaving the hive and bounce off the window glass. Yesterday I was repainting the outside and I guess I got a little too close to their opening to the hive and a single bumble bee came out and buzzed around me and even stung me on the wrist...I took the hint and went and painted the other side leaving them alone for now...

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

A nephew of mine went and sat on one at the swimmingpool. Never ever have I seen anyone run that fast while screaming his head off until he went under in the pool..

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having a bumble bee nest nearby is nice, because they chase hornets and other such nasties away.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have Africanized bees where I live. They kill people who get too close.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, but bumble bees are generally 'I'll sting you but only as a last resort'. Asian giant hornets are here only to teach mankind humility and fear. Mostly fear.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The only time I've been stung by a bumble bee was when one was in my boot and I put my foot in there without checking. Their venom is more potent than regular bees, though.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A lot of the time... bumblebees don't sting, they bite. I could see the purple venom running up my arm for several days. Weird.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...you sure that wasn't sepsis????

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lol, multiple people i know who have had bumblee bites have had the same thing - makes for a very prominent blood vessel. Coule be the variety of bumblebee, perhaps?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bumblebees are nice. The ones above are not nice. They are fkn dicks.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yes. They were very polite...they could have been dicks, but they sent out only the single bee...and she did the job on her own!

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, so those guys are just...stupid?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are, like, the hazmat suits you wear while defusing a leaking nuke while under fire… and they STILL seem woefully under-protected

11 months ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

Those would be called Level A suits

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At some point the dude in blue does seem to feel something on his chest

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Well then MechWarrior, get in there with your goddamn flamer!

11 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Not bad for a free birth 🤷‍♀️

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

at that point, i intentionally would snap the wrong wire just to end it....

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, if you screw up, your neurons won't even have time to give out the electric signal that you messed up.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The first on was clipped in. They couldn't run away even if they wanted to!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those suits are pressurized so that the bees can't hit you through them. Them Problem is at one point they are to leaky and lose to much air.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why not just make them out of something they cant puncture?

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Metal is heavy and rigid.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And hot

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The more rigid they get the more weakspots at the joints they get. And those suits are hard to puncture the air cussion is another safety layer, you can see on the bluesuite lot of stings stuck in it.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

just nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fire can solve many problems. As long as they aren’t math problems.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are some freaking HUGE bees.

Nope. Just. Nope.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

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That’s because they aren’t bees they’re Asian Giant Hornets.

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's worse.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A.k.a Murder Hornets

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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I hate you for posting this

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

too soon

11 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Good thing he's wearing his glasses. He can't see without his glasses

11 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

That's why he got Bs. He can't C without his glasses.

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Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i don't get it :(

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

old people get it

11 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

😭😭😭

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*takes ibuprofen*

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

not sure that helps with bee stings

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oi!

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope you are happy. Now I have flashbacks and feel old!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spoiler!!!! /S

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't get why young people wouldn't get it?

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because young people most likely wont know what happened with the boy in the film (My Girl, 1991).

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah ok. Realising now that I didn't get it

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, I'm not... oh. Oh no.

11 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Sneaks right up on ya doesn't it

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cats just turned 14; they still act like kittens with how active they are, lol.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I wish any of mine would make it that long these days. 9~10 has been the upper bounds. I had a Itchy that made it 17. My youngest is a rescue who is about 2 now. Haven't decided if we will keep any of the kittens but actively trying to find homes.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm still young, my body just can't keep up

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hm. Do wasps make honey?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great question. Actually a few do. Live in Mexico and there are Mexican honey wasps. Prefer the honey bee honey but yes. Hornets do not btw. They are just assholes.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

they are still pollinators though.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but there are a lot of pollinators besides stingy aggressive fucks. Some mosquitos are even pollinators. Bats and hummingbirds are pollinators. Fuckin Butterflies are pollinators. There's no reason that's a good excuse for these buzzy shits when there's MANY less aggressive options.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's not really an accurate view of pollination. You can't just remove one pollinator and replace it with another. Most pollinators can only pollinate specific plants, or a small list of them. Many plants are highly reliant on specific species to pollinate them as other species just don't do it. This is an issue with honey bees: people are pushing them to the exclusion of other pollinators and then wild bees suffer, and there are plants out there that can only be pollinated by one wild bee.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm a pollinator, but will likely become extinct way things are going.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one wild bee must be so tired

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