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Moose tax
ATLandNerdy
#13 the priest sees it "finally, some truly original sin!"
mustbethedragon
#2 If I don't have at least one of these reactions every year, I've failed as a teacher.
LizLittle
#10 he knows this isn't his turn yet. Maybe he's weak against the type they're fighting.
amagiciannamedgob
SPRINGER TAX! And just this moment I heard mine in the other room shaking.. Only heard the lips flapping haha
Zixtank
#11 correction: geologist screws up: giant boulder on mountain top now giant boulder in the middle of ruined town.
LizLittle
#16 beever
LizLittle
#2 You're reading it BECAUSE you're uneducated. And you can't understand it for the same reason that you can't understand foreign baby books
whosbestmom
#13 Now I want a tiny orange . . .
LizLittle
#11 geologist screwup: world's largest selenite crystal disintegrates on its way to a museum
flyingjesuit
#18 Anyone else start singing The Taste of Ink to themselves while reading this?
ephsteph
I can hear Burt in my head
DarkBusterBaron
#8 what a bro picking up his drunk friend in the middle of the night.
AjaxMaior
#13 to ca
robnorrisradio
#19 Stranger. From the outside. OOOOOOOHHHHHH!
RayzorHero
Hi, it's good to see you! Have a good day
Jinxies
#13 If I ever have a kid, and she's not at least as crazy as this girl, I will have completely failed in all things.
Acc87
Jesus gave bread and fish. Coat girl gives oranges. She understood.
Jinxies
All hail our zesty messiah!
FloodingWaters
#17 ShabBat Man!
JoJotarot
#13 the blessings of he lord comes in many shapes, including small oranges
bikergeek6249
#5 Elijah Wouldn't reminds me of Hector Salamanca:
dontbeabee
#16 what a cute little bumblebeaver
magitek
Beever
URNOTFUNNY1226
ornages
flyingjesuit
#16 Bumblebeaver. I love it
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
#2 tbf half the appeal of hakespeare is 14th century social commentary, with humor that relies on 14th century English pronunciation
Ayecantread
I get that geese are dangerous but how hard could it be to get rid of them? We kidnap bears and move them 100's of miles...
LouisArmstrongSingsToMeInTheShower
Bears can't fly
Mrdaihatsu
Yet!
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
So you're saying we kidnap some bears, and bring them to the airport to take care of the geese? This just might work.
Twinklepot
#13 'Pew Pew, Pew Pew!'
ThereAreCrocodiles
#1 Trust me, you don't want to see what happens when it gets to a Level 6 Goose Warning.
francescajackson2000
Well, we do want to see it...but only from a well pixilated distance ;)
nullbr
You mean Armagoosedon?
DunnowForgot
That's when they bring friends. We got a local gang of 3 geese that can get very grumpy at local traffic in the morning.
Sleepingpanda1260
alfindel
We won't have the time to know.
Goldenteckel
Stretch5678
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
MapleSyrupMafia
Good news is that you'll level up after defeating 5 and your new gear will help with Level 6 boss goose!!
SmoeAhsolse
Thanks Gandalf.
Seehope3000
How high does this scale go??
onlyhalfghost
4.
minant
9, theoretically, but humanity does not survive past a 7.
Evillairforrent
Bold of you to claim we can't live past 7....hang on there's someone at the door....*HONK* OH GOD IT'S GOT A KNIFE ITS GOT A KNI....*HONK*
Sleepingpanda1260
2fligh2high
GravyEducation
Shakespeare is great and all, I just never got why we read so much of him to the detriment of other authors.
WagglyGerm
Is it a US thing? We only mentioned him in school. Never actually studied or read about him. Also I'm not from the US
TheobromineAddict
And I assume you're not from any former British colony.
WagglyGerm
Correct, from Scandinavia
StarSpangledHammered
He was prolific
keziah311
The theatre housing all his and all the other great writers of the time, burned to the ground. Only Shakespeares works survived the flames.
cercle
Source?
TheobromineAddict
Most teachers don't do a good job of explaining how Shakespeare captured so many eternal human dilemmas.
Keairan
He kinda invented the modern english language, that's a large part of it. That said, he also liberally committed plagiarism and story theft.
Acc87
Isn't there a theory that Shakespeare wasn't a single person but a pseudonym for a couple writers?
Keairan
I've seen that, as well that the main author was an earl who couldn't be seen with the theater.
Astramancer
He's public domain and a lot, and I mean a **lot** of modern storytelling is directly or indirectly influenced by him.
LuncheonsAndDragons
It gets into a feedback loop. Teach it because it's important, then those taught are influenced, keeping it relevant to teach again.
GravyEducation
Was trying to stay out of most of this convo because I've heard it all before, but there's no reason to read 20+ Shakespeare plays in my 1/
GravyEducation
Academic career, mandatory, but only ever had to read one Steinbeck novel. It gets ridiculous after a point
AmbroseGudmaker
In my compulsory education phase we did Romeo and Juliet every fucking year. Also only read Of Mice and Men for American fiction. Why do >
arakiven
Ever hear of a little movie called Gnomeo and Juliet? Based off a Shakespeare play.
mwwoggy
How do you slide your hands DOWN someone's thighs and end up at their hip bone?
darkdragonempress
Technically it f the person was laying on their back on you were on top , your hand would be moving down.
RottenFairyMeat
The sliding recipient is Spiderman, hanging upside down from a building.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
The kissing starts on the stomach and ends up at their hip bone.
sandwiched
#18 For the sheet, get a duvet cover you like and split it at the seams: hey, presto, a super-long bedsheet. For the blanket, I… 1/2
frozenchicken
Alternate answer: Use the blanket in a diamond shape.
OhNoDontTouch
where tf you getting a super long bed to put this abomination of a bedsheet on?
sandwiched
I have a 90x200cm mattress. I'm 193cm. When lying on my belly, my feet stick out over the edge, but the super-long sheet can stay tucked in.
sandwiched
…actually use a long, very heavy, & densely-woven tablecloth (we didn't realize it was a tablecloth for a while); YMMV. 2/2
FriendlySkynet
Alternatively, I just use 2 blankets: One for my upper body and one for my feet
Ausmerica
Wear shoes to keep your feet warm.