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You may have seen pictures of the 31 Best Buy Nazis getting arrested over the weekend, and as usual they had their masks on for much of it. Fun thing about being arrested is you get your picture taken, like Splash Mountain, but free, and there are no masks allowed.
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2022/jun/12/sheriffs-office-releases-names-of-31-patriot-front/
Alexander Nicholai Sisenstein - 27 from Midvale. Utah
(Alex didn’t fit in the grid so he gets to go first)
Branden Mitchel Haney - 35 from Kaysville, Utah
Cameron Kathan Pruitt - 23 from Midway, Utah
Colton Michael Brown - 23 from Rovendale. Wash.
Connor Patrick Moran - 23 from Watauga, Texas
Conor James Ryan - 23 - from Thornton, Colo.
Dakota Ray Tabler - 29 from West Valley City, Utah
Derek Joseph Smith - 24 from Sioux Falls, S.D
Devin Wayne Center - 22 from FayetteVille, Ariz
Dylan Carter Corio - 21 from Cheyenne, Wyo.
Forrest Clark Rankin - 28 from Wheat Ridge. Colo.
Joseph Garret Garland - 23 from Freeburg, Illinois
Graham Jones Whitsom - 31 from Haslet. Texas
James Julius Johnson - 40 from Sioux Falls. S.D.
James Michael Johnson - 36 from Concrete. Wash.
(I wonder if the site got these two backwards, this guy looks way more 40)
Jared Michael Boyce - 27 from Springville, Utah
Josiah Daniel Buster - 24 from Watauga, Texas
Justin Michael Oleary - 27 from Des Moines, Wash.
Kieran Padraig Morris - 27 from Haslet, Texas
Lawrence Alexander Norman - 32 from Prospect. Ore
Mishael Joshua Buster - 22 from Spokane, Wash.
Mitchell Frederick Wagner - 24 from Florissant. Mo
Nathan David Brenner - 26 from Lewisville, Colo.
Nathaniel Taylor Whitfield - 24 from Elk Ridge, Utah
Richard Jacob Jessop - 21 from Idaho Falls, Idaho
Robert Benjamin Whitted - 22 from Conroe, Texas
Spencer Thomas Simpson - 20 from Ellensburg. Wash.
Steven Derrick Tucker - 30 from Haslet, Texas
Thomas Ryan Rousseau - 23 from Grape Vine, Texas
Wesley Evan Van Horn - 34 from Lexington, Ala.
Winston North Durham - 21 from Genesse, Idaho
And that’s your lot. What a bunch of clowns.
https://www.npr.org/2022/06/11/1104405804/patriot-front-white-supremacist-arrested-near-idaho-pride?t=1655119507603
Updated with ages and places of origin thanks to @jansenart, alphabetical list here: https://i.imgur.com/5JrlfZ5.png
historycat
You needed to mark this NSFW, there's a bunch of assholes in this post.
DickMcStiffens
This guy looks like an Orc that underwent plastic surgery to become human.
DickMcStiffens
The Before:
masteryoplait
Their former member was the guy who drove a rental car into a protest crowd in va killing a woman. So they’re dsngerous.
trippingthelightfantastic
TeChingo
Remember to always ALWAYS punch a Nazi right in the face when you see one.
gulleak
Someone must have been doing just that because their faces are mad ugly. Imagine getting punched in the face by incest.
YoungBlood401
Why dating your sister or cousin shouldn't be allowed.
RainOubliette
Make sure they all go on a “can never buy a firearm” list. Next time time, they may kill people. Some look like they already have.
MarkySpaceMagnet
#1 this is justice, don't let them slink back into to the shadows. Show the nation their faces. Expose them as losers
zHurk777
republicans don't care. fox immediately tries to equate the BLM protests to this.
zHurk777
>> BLM protests were overwhelmingly peaceful with the police & white supremacy groups causing the violence.
GeneralWho
Indeed https://www.radcliffe.harvard.edu/news-and-ideas/black-lives-matter-protesters-were-overwhelmingly-peaceful-our-research-finds
GeneralWho
/a/pwK9U35
DickMcStiffens
This guy killed his own father with a lightsaber.
matthiasfactor
I am so glad I’m not the only one who saw that
AmeriCanuck
White: ✅ Angry: ✅ Incel: ✅ Trump supporter: ✅ Racist: ✅ Bigot: ✅ Coward: ✅
zHurk777
And "They look low class." - trump.
JahNoodles
Pretty bias if you ask me, you only posted the white people /s
IMissZach
WhAt Ab0uT AnTiFa? /s
JamesBondsUglyCousin
zHurk777
fox news was quick to mention the BLM riots (which were overwhelmingly peaceful. violence caused by police & KKK types).
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
The World needs more alphabetical order.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
They’re in (almost) alphabetical order (well the names anyway) at the first link. But yeah that’s not great.
jansenart
@OP Don't forget that most of these douchebags crossed state lines to commit this felony. Append their place of origin!
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I'll add it if you can find a list
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TheGhostofElizabethShue
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Applewhite5
I wonder who these guys voted for.
beautifulejaculation
I'm unsure. Voting means registering and going to a precise location at a scheduled time. This is difficult for people below a certain IQ
RedWingedBlackbirds
Please everyone vote - local, state, all elections - especially in the midterms. https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
fessusIntellectiva
No…you don’t.
superconfused
Check out this Ubermensh:
koolerthanjinx
Derp.
Jiggsawjazz
terrorism, so easy even a caveman can do it
kiwitreelady
Mitchell Wagner is the stepson of a woman who recently ran for my city council. He got in trouble with his friend Garret Garland...
theguyinyournightmares
He looks a few thousand years short on evolution
kiwitreelady
for damaging a Black History Month mural at Washington University in St. Louis. Look for the leaked Discord messages from this group.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Kieran's duck face game is strong
Madderrs
I came down to ask if he was throwing Blue Steel deliberately.
TrazynTheArchaeovist
Same. Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
baxterbus
Can’t decide between Kieran’s duckface and Jared Boyce’s blue steel as my favorite mugshot of this group
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Let's give this one to Mr. Corio then.
janmanone
Kieran's a clear Ronaldo wannabe as well.
GreatOdinsTaint
Reminder: these people are shitty because of their attitudes and behaviors, not their looks.
zHurk777
To be fair it seems like kind of gay to be packed into a U-Haul trailer w a bunch of other dudes.
TatanyaTanatia
#23 dude looks like someone hit random on an elder scrolls character creator
burpmortyburp
“Master race”
Animorphs
Specifically Oblivion, Skyrim’s graphics are too good to come up with that.
CaptianArchibaldHaddockIsMySpiritGuide
I'd say he's proof that neanderthals still exist but that would be mean to neanderthals...
SunAnvil
JoeGringo
Worst frat party ever.
fbutt09
Corio is well confused and Morris has a failed pout
WilliamHuskerAdama
But if there are no women, who do they molest?
CatatonicCowMoo
#17 is enjoying himself at least. He looks high as fuck! Or he was crying. Or he got pepper sprayed.
clumsiii
I thought that was his bad boy pucker-for-the-tabloids look ..funny how we all see pics a little diff
CatatonicCowMoo
Look at his eyes! They're so red!
iggylights
If you told me these were the mugshots of the dudes who were arrested having a gay orgy in the YMCA pool, I would also believe it. Closet Q.
hodaddelvecchio
White as a bowl of fucking Uncle Ben's
PeriwinkleTwinkle
I’m so white, I was teased and called albino as a kid (just a ginger) but these incel SS chucklefucks scare me and I’m whiter than they are.
malicart
You are fucking uncle Ben's what?
MarsIsAfire
Swing and a miss.
hodaddelvecchio
malicart
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, oh well.
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
#20 had to go alt-right because he can't turn left.
abidikgubidik
send this all the way to the top
coalminersknuckle
He’s working hard on pulling off Blue Steel, you know he walked to the uhaul like this
gamejeepboi
He’s in competition with Charlie Kirk for Smallest Man Face in the US
Animorphs
What is wrong with this dude’s face
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
"Magnum" is still a work in progress.
TurdHurdler
Probably fetal alcohol syndrome.
sitenickname
Who'd of thought they'd get pulled over for essentially, "human trafficking"? :D
IMissZach
Does that mean we can deport them?
WilliamHuskerAdama
Who would of thought? Would've means 'would have'.
MileHighLivin
Hell yeah, such a sick and relevant burn
WilliamHuskerAdama
Learning isn't supposed to burn.
burpmortyburp
You’re not applying the learning cream correctly if it burns.
Cryolith
"Alexa, what it look like if mayonnaise was a gender?"
HeHeHebieJeebies
Ah mayonnaise.. the throat lube of condiments. I'm seeing the connection.
IMissZach
LOL’ed
LaughingMan2Gig
Every time I see pictures of this guy he is making duck face or something
zHurk777
Duck face will be prison handy.
coalminersknuckle
zHurk777
Golly, I laughed so hard.
Jiggsawjazz
yea this guy is a fucking gem, he was doing that face when they pulled his mask off
CaptianArchibaldHaddockIsMySpiritGuide
His face seems to get smaller every time i see it... lmfao
Onlypostcuteness
This needs to be a new meme
Onlypostcuteness
His mouth reminds me of a butt sphincter.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
If I knew nothing about this group, and was shown the group pic, I would have assumed I was being shown a group of incels.
fstephenson00231415
Yes. Everyone I knew that were against mask mandates here in Canada we’re single loner men. Happy people don’t need to do this shit.
bozonebum
It’s the same picture
CrimsonShortOne
I mean... yeah, probably
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
And now they are in cells.
Superchief86
NeverEnoughFoxes
One can be both an incel and a nazi.
StagBullSwitch
Nazcel.
NeverEnoughFoxes
The name for the warp engine things on the Enterprise from the mirror universe!
FetaForMoses
Most probably are.
TonawandaBlue
More members of the "Master Race" from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Gosuamakenatek
When your gene pool is just a toilet full of warm mayonnaise.
AmyBernadettePenny
HypersonicHero
It amazes me that these inbreds think anyone wants to take their place in their sad shitty lives
TheS4ndm4n
That's the thing. They think they are the master race. So if their lives suck, it must be someone else's fault. Blacks, jews, immigrants...
TheS4ndm4n
At least that's what their are told by the actual people responsible. Billionaires, politicians and fox "news".
SecretAgentSuperBooger
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Some of them legitimately look like one of their parents might have been an actual neanderthal.
ValidGirthCertificate
The part were the kids pee in?
DiamondDogLedTasso
Some of them look like they are only 1 or 2 ancestors removed from Neanderthal..pronounced forehead, flat nose, underdeveloped frontal lobe
usernameyourclever
Wamuuuuuuuuuuu
And if I recall correctly he tears off someone’s nose shortly afterwards. Man, I love Preacher.
fiddlewheelx
Ah, well you there's the problem; it's a lack of communication, these hicks have been getting their heritage from a "Jean pool".
Supremellamallama
Worst season of the bachelor ever!
HereticsParrot
there is only one master race, and that is the Indianapolis 500.
MrFancyPanzer
Some of them look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome.
TremendousDude5
More like a semi-dried load scooped up from a bathroom tile and invitroed into a close female relative.
jamiesmeatyskinsock
Munster race
TjD1974
So much inbreeding...
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
I mean, my ass got married and there's some guys here more attractive than me. Maybe if they gave the dating game another serious chance 1/?
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
instead of embracing their self induced blue balls, they can live happier lives and not commit treason in a sexually frustrated rage. 2/2
eStroJen28
I think I can safely speak this for a large chunk of the female population. ..if you hold views like theirs, no sane woman will date you.
CraftyGiant
I bet you're funny tho. Make a girl laugh till she snorts and she's yours forever.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Are they now felons and can't vote?
TheS4ndm4n
Just a misdemeanor.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
They're white so they can, that's how 'Murica works baby
PolarBearMarket
I've seen worse https://i.redd.it/zqv29vk07r771.jpg
PolarBearMarket
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/o8rok9/mugshots_of_people_arrested_for_rioting_portland/
SecretAgentSuperBooger
trippingthelightfantastic
Can we take a moment to recognize the energy here? They came from all over, assembled gear and piled into a u-haul just to disrupt and >
Merky600
Yes. I’m concerned that they’re so motivated. Top of pyramid of disgruntled white dudes, the bottom less motivated but supporting them.
zHurk777
And I was gruntled by the video of them in the U-Haul. funny stuff. ha ha.
Rendova
Planned Riothood?
YesmynameisGreg
Unplanned Prisonhood
trippingthelightfantastic
hurt people. Even a fraction of that effort could have been directed to help and protect vulnerable people. The cruelty is the point.
creamyt
This was specifically targeting pride events, right? Not even a "political" thing, just ppl saying it's OK to be LGBT+.
Rogahar
That's just it - they think they ARE helping by hurting other people. They think if they can just hurt the 'wrong' people enough and >
Rogahar
> get rid of them/make them go somewhere else, all the problems in their life will magically disappear with them.
batteryforeverlow
Fetal alcohol syndrome is a real thing.
MrKirkwood
Any validity to the "right" saying this was staged?
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
They always say it’s staged or fake
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Yeah I've been wondering why so many of these guys either look like they eat crayons or whine about women being too 'inferior' for them.
Haalandsghost
Gotta feel inherently superior to someone otherwise they'll have to be reflective about being pieces of shit.
GingerJam23
It's like someone was testing out character sliders for eye spacing.
QuackWok
It makes me sad how young some of these boys look. Probably brainwashed since the day they were born
maxosilverhammer
Without a doubt. However they are grown enough to know better so fuck em. Die in jail.
malbec
When you order your Nazis from wish.com
batttyroy
Literally came here to say that
boondoggle2025
Undersized head! Can't be good
puffyjacket69
I thought the same thing. Lots of near micro encephaly and inbreeding going on too.
CaptainKipup
I thought the same thing. Low and average intelligence folk make the best fanatics :(
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I bet every single one of them thinks that they could've prevent the Vegas shooting at that Jason Aldean concert.
Syxcfaq
These guys don't look like they have a hundred IQ points to share between the whole lot of them.
Ninjainslippers
Lots of these appear to have birth defects. All of them have post-birth defects.
tangybreath
I dont know what it is but any dude that looks like #10 always has an anger management issue.
max9275ii
If this was a game of Guess Who?, it would take as long as a game of Monopoly
CriticalCritic
Scar1203
batteryforeverlow
“You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad." John Custer
erroniousmaximus
Jesus Christ, this was my first thought by picture 4 and hadn’t even gotten to the comment yet. There’s definitely something in the water,
erroniousmaximus
And that something is vodka.
DocWino
Let’s not give them a mental illness excuse please.
at0msea
https://www.healthychildren.org/English/health-issues/conditions/chronic/Pages/Fetal-Alcohol-Spectrum-Disorders.aspx
Famine89
Glad I’m not the only one that’s noticing.
rbudrick
Came here to say it. Mixed with maunty fuckin bruncle, and there you have it.
MelfsAcidArrow
I was just thinking there’s a lot of FAS here
hugemuffin
#32 Winston over here looking like a poster child for FAS indicators: https://imgur.com/NIYR8Mg.jpg
Frakon
I don't like how half of them look like they could :|
HellIsRoundTheCorner
Now look at Marge Traitor Greene... Tell me she don't have FAS
windtunnelscienceguy
I could but I'd be lying
TheSecondPiewackit
Dude, Mitchel looks like he's developing it in real time. The guy looks like a Morloch.
BenderBenderBender
For those too lazy to scroll (and I couldn’t agree more with this comment - yikes)