Mugshots of the Patriot Front dorks

Jun 13, 2022 11:24 AM

You may have seen pictures of the 31 Best Buy Nazis getting arrested over the weekend, and as usual they had their masks on for much of it. Fun thing about being arrested is you get your picture taken, like Splash Mountain, but free, and there are no masks allowed.

https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2022/jun/12/sheriffs-office-releases-names-of-31-patriot-front/

Alexander Nicholai Sisenstein - 27 from Midvale. Utah

(Alex didn’t fit in the grid so he gets to go first)

Branden Mitchel Haney - 35 from Kaysville, Utah

Cameron Kathan Pruitt - 23 from Midway, Utah

Colton Michael Brown - 23 from Rovendale. Wash.

Connor Patrick Moran - 23 from Watauga, Texas

Conor James Ryan - 23 - from Thornton, Colo.

Dakota Ray Tabler - 29 from West Valley City, Utah

Derek Joseph Smith - 24 from Sioux Falls, S.D

Devin Wayne Center - 22 from FayetteVille, Ariz

Dylan Carter Corio - 21 from Cheyenne, Wyo.

Forrest Clark Rankin - 28 from Wheat Ridge. Colo.

Joseph Garret Garland - 23 from Freeburg, Illinois

Graham Jones Whitsom - 31 from Haslet. Texas

James Julius Johnson - 40 from Sioux Falls. S.D.

James Michael Johnson - 36 from Concrete. Wash.

(I wonder if the site got these two backwards, this guy looks way more 40)

Jared Michael Boyce - 27 from Springville, Utah

Josiah Daniel Buster - 24 from Watauga, Texas

Justin Michael Oleary - 27 from Des Moines, Wash.

Kieran Padraig Morris - 27 from Haslet, Texas

Lawrence Alexander Norman - 32 from Prospect. Ore

Mishael Joshua Buster - 22 from Spokane, Wash.

Mitchell Frederick Wagner - 24 from Florissant. Mo

Nathan David Brenner - 26 from Lewisville, Colo.

Nathaniel Taylor Whitfield - 24 from Elk Ridge, Utah

Richard Jacob Jessop - 21 from Idaho Falls, Idaho

Robert Benjamin Whitted - 22 from Conroe, Texas

Spencer Thomas Simpson - 20 from Ellensburg. Wash.

Steven Derrick Tucker - 30 from Haslet, Texas

Thomas Ryan Rousseau - 23 from Grape Vine, Texas

Wesley Evan Van Horn - 34 from Lexington, Ala.

Winston North Durham - 21 from Genesse, Idaho

And that’s your lot. What a bunch of clowns.

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/11/1104405804/patriot-front-white-supremacist-arrested-near-idaho-pride?t=1655119507603

Updated with ages and places of origin thanks to @jansenart, alphabetical list here: https://i.imgur.com/5JrlfZ5.png

You needed to mark this NSFW, there's a bunch of assholes in this post.

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

This guy looks like an Orc that underwent plastic surgery to become human.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The Before:

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Their former member was the guy who drove a rental car into a protest crowd in va killing a woman. So they’re dsngerous.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 3

Remember to always ALWAYS punch a Nazi right in the face when you see one.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Someone must have been doing just that because their faces are mad ugly. Imagine getting punched in the face by incest.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why dating your sister or cousin shouldn't be allowed.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Make sure they all go on a “can never buy a firearm” list. Next time time, they may kill people. Some look like they already have.

4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

#1 this is justice, don't let them slink back into to the shadows. Show the nation their faces. Expose them as losers

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

republicans don't care. fox immediately tries to equate the BLM protests to this.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

>> BLM protests were overwhelmingly peaceful with the police & white supremacy groups causing the violence.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This guy killed his own father with a lightsaber.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I am so glad I’m not the only one who saw that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

White: ✅ Angry: ✅ Incel: ✅ Trump supporter: ✅ Racist: ✅ Bigot: ✅ Coward: ✅

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

And "They look low class." - trump.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pretty bias if you ask me, you only posted the white people /s

4 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 3

WhAt Ab0uT AnTiFa? /s

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

fox news was quick to mention the BLM riots (which were overwhelmingly peaceful. violence caused by police & KKK types).

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The World needs more alphabetical order.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

They’re in (almost) alphabetical order (well the names anyway) at the first link. But yeah that’s not great.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

@OP Don't forget that most of these douchebags crossed state lines to commit this felony. Append their place of origin!

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I'll add it if you can find a list

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wonder who these guys voted for.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I'm unsure. Voting means registering and going to a precise location at a scheduled time. This is difficult for people below a certain IQ

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please everyone vote - local, state, all elections - especially in the midterms. https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No…you don’t.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Check out this Ubermensh:

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Derp.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

terrorism, so easy even a caveman can do it

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Mitchell Wagner is the stepson of a woman who recently ran for my city council. He got in trouble with his friend Garret Garland...

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

He looks a few thousand years short on evolution

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

for damaging a Black History Month mural at Washington University in St. Louis. Look for the leaked Discord messages from this group.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Kieran's duck face game is strong

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 3

I came down to ask if he was throwing Blue Steel deliberately.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same. Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can’t decide between Kieran’s duckface and Jared Boyce’s blue steel as my favorite mugshot of this group

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Let's give this one to Mr. Corio then.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kieran's a clear Ronaldo wannabe as well.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Reminder: these people are shitty because of their attitudes and behaviors, not their looks.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

To be fair it seems like kind of gay to be packed into a U-Haul trailer w a bunch of other dudes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#23 dude looks like someone hit random on an elder scrolls character creator

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

“Master race”

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Specifically Oblivion, Skyrim’s graphics are too good to come up with that.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd say he's proof that neanderthals still exist but that would be mean to neanderthals...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worst frat party ever.

4 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 6

Corio is well confused and Morris has a failed pout

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But if there are no women, who do they molest?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#17 is enjoying himself at least. He looks high as fuck! Or he was crying. Or he got pepper sprayed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought that was his bad boy pucker-for-the-tabloids look ..funny how we all see pics a little diff

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Look at his eyes! They're so red!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you told me these were the mugshots of the dudes who were arrested having a gay orgy in the YMCA pool, I would also believe it. Closet Q.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

White as a bowl of fucking Uncle Ben's

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 4

I’m so white, I was teased and called albino as a kid (just a ginger) but these incel SS chucklefucks scare me and I’m whiter than they are.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You are fucking uncle Ben's what?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 19

Swing and a miss.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, oh well.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 had to go alt-right because he can't turn left.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

send this all the way to the top

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He’s working hard on pulling off Blue Steel, you know he walked to the uhaul like this

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He’s in competition with Charlie Kirk for Smallest Man Face in the US

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is wrong with this dude’s face

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Magnum" is still a work in progress.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably fetal alcohol syndrome.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Who'd of thought they'd get pulled over for essentially, "human trafficking"? :D

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

Does that mean we can deport them?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who would of thought? Would've means 'would have'.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Hell yeah, such a sick and relevant burn

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 16

Learning isn't supposed to burn.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

You’re not applying the learning cream correctly if it burns.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Alexa, what it look like if mayonnaise was a gender?"

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Ah mayonnaise.. the throat lube of condiments. I'm seeing the connection.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

LOL’ed

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every time I see pictures of this guy he is making duck face or something

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Duck face will be prison handy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Golly, I laughed so hard.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yea this guy is a fucking gem, he was doing that face when they pulled his mask off

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

His face seems to get smaller every time i see it... lmfao

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This needs to be a new meme

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

His mouth reminds me of a butt sphincter.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If I knew nothing about this group, and was shown the group pic, I would have assumed I was being shown a group of incels.

4 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 8

Yes. Everyone I knew that were against mask mandates here in Canada we’re single loner men. Happy people don’t need to do this shit.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s the same picture

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

I mean... yeah, probably

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

And now they are in cells.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

One can be both an incel and a nazi.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Nazcel.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The name for the warp engine things on the Enterprise from the mirror universe!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Most probably are.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

More members of the "Master Race" from the shallow end of the gene pool.

4 years ago | Likes 609 Dislikes 8

When your gene pool is just a toilet full of warm mayonnaise.

4 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It amazes me that these inbreds think anyone wants to take their place in their sad shitty lives

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

That's the thing. They think they are the master race. So if their lives suck, it must be someone else's fault. Blacks, jews, immigrants...

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

At least that's what their are told by the actual people responsible. Billionaires, politicians and fox "news".

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Some of them legitimately look like one of their parents might have been an actual neanderthal.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The part were the kids pee in?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Some of them look like they are only 1 or 2 ancestors removed from Neanderthal..pronounced forehead, flat nose, underdeveloped frontal lobe

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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And if I recall correctly he tears off someone’s nose shortly afterwards. Man, I love Preacher.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah, well you there's the problem; it's a lack of communication, these hicks have been getting their heritage from a "Jean pool".

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worst season of the bachelor ever!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

there is only one master race, and that is the Indianapolis 500.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some of them look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

More like a semi-dried load scooped up from a bathroom tile and invitroed into a close female relative.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Munster race

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So much inbreeding...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean, my ass got married and there's some guys here more attractive than me. Maybe if they gave the dating game another serious chance 1/?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

instead of embracing their self induced blue balls, they can live happier lives and not commit treason in a sexually frustrated rage. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think I can safely speak this for a large chunk of the female population. ..if you hold views like theirs, no sane woman will date you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet you're funny tho. Make a girl laugh till she snorts and she's yours forever.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are they now felons and can't vote?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Just a misdemeanor.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

They're white so they can, that's how 'Murica works baby

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Can we take a moment to recognize the energy here? They came from all over, assembled gear and piled into a u-haul just to disrupt and >

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 3

Yes. I’m concerned that they’re so motivated. Top of pyramid of disgruntled white dudes, the bottom less motivated but supporting them.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

And I was gruntled by the video of them in the U-Haul. funny stuff. ha ha.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Planned Riothood?

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Unplanned Prisonhood

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

hurt people. Even a fraction of that effort could have been directed to help and protect vulnerable people. The cruelty is the point.

4 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

This was specifically targeting pride events, right? Not even a "political" thing, just ppl saying it's OK to be LGBT+.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's just it - they think they ARE helping by hurting other people. They think if they can just hurt the 'wrong' people enough and >

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

> get rid of them/make them go somewhere else, all the problems in their life will magically disappear with them.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a real thing.

4 years ago | Likes 849 Dislikes 6

Any validity to the "right" saying this was staged?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

They always say it’s staged or fake

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah I've been wondering why so many of these guys either look like they eat crayons or whine about women being too 'inferior' for them.

4 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 2

Gotta feel inherently superior to someone otherwise they'll have to be reflective about being pieces of shit.

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

It's like someone was testing out character sliders for eye spacing.

4 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

It makes me sad how young some of these boys look. Probably brainwashed since the day they were born

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Without a doubt. However they are grown enough to know better so fuck em. Die in jail.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When you order your Nazis from wish.com

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Literally came here to say that

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Undersized head! Can't be good

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought the same thing. Lots of near micro encephaly and inbreeding going on too.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I thought the same thing. Low and average intelligence folk make the best fanatics :(

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I bet every single one of them thinks that they could've prevent the Vegas shooting at that Jason Aldean concert.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

These guys don't look like they have a hundred IQ points to share between the whole lot of them.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lots of these appear to have birth defects. All of them have post-birth defects.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I dont know what it is but any dude that looks like #10 always has an anger management issue.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

If this was a game of Guess Who?, it would take as long as a game of Monopoly

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

“You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad." John Custer

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jesus Christ, this was my first thought by picture 4 and hadn’t even gotten to the comment yet. There’s definitely something in the water,

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And that something is vodka.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let’s not give them a mental illness excuse please.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Glad I’m not the only one that’s noticing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Came here to say it. Mixed with maunty fuckin bruncle, and there you have it.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was just thinking there’s a lot of FAS here

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#32 Winston over here looking like a poster child for FAS indicators: https://imgur.com/NIYR8Mg.jpg

4 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

I don't like how half of them look like they could :|

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Now look at Marge Traitor Greene... Tell me she don't have FAS

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I could but I'd be lying

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Dude, Mitchel looks like he's developing it in real time. The guy looks like a Morloch.

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

For those too lazy to scroll (and I couldn’t agree more with this comment - yikes)

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