Oh cmon, there is even a bird..

Mar 19, 2018 3:43 PM

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Oh cmon, there is even a bird..

if you plan a trip to Thailand and are looking for something exactly like this , i can recommend the “Sri Panwa Phuket”. So beautiful!

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One chance meteorite and she's dead Jim.

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Jade Mountain Resort, St. Lucia Island. Their cheapest room is 1700$ a day - without meals.

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And a white woman!

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You misspelled birb.

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I'd hang my balls over the edge and tell everyone to look at my infinity stones.

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Bet there’s all kinds of bird shit everywhere

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St Lucia. Beautiful tropical island

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To infinity...and beyond!

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The whole purpose of that infinity pool is to make a video of you in the infinity pool.

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And lots of sex.

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You have to make a video of yourself in all the infinity pools then fight a bunch of cunts in capes. #movies2018

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If you know what I mean...

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Also to make poor people feel sad

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it's working

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Nice bird, shame about the tiny pecker.

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I love Butlins.

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I just looked it up rooms like this range from $1500 to $3000 daily.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Aww man! I got to vacation near here a couple years ago. It was awesome!

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$2,000 a night, right?

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INFINITY POOL!

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I remember that guy, he was the main fool-pitier on a TV show where nobody ever gets shot despite thousands of bullets being fired.

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Fuckin' dial-up pools...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pssh.... ain't got shit on my community apartment pool.

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How does it stay full and what if the glass breaks?

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A pump, and death.

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Lmao you're right.

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I wonder how much one night at that room will cost

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someone above said ~2k per night

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Well I guess if I don’t have anything mayor to pay I could save all year to be able to spend few nights

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How I wish that was me...

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Life is like a hurricane

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Umm lets just say u can dream an only dream

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Where’s the family guy one?

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Annnnnnd I would be terrified of falling out of the pool.. That's one of my nightmares. Beautiful scenery tho

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How the fuck do you fall out of a pool?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So by climbing out of the pool and then pretending to fall of the ledge?

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So by climbing out of the pool and then pretending to fall of the ledge?

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CANNON BAAAAAAALL!!!

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People still call chicks birds?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

chicks short for chicken ,which are birds

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In the UK, yes

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where?

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This is St Lucia, those are the piton mountains.

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In a pool

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There.

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Isla Nublar

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Jade mountain St Lucia

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Hey you poor bastard, go there when you're not poor!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, so 1k-3k per day? I'll check back in a few decades.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

More like, “how much?”

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think the old phrase applies: "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

M wife googled $2,000 per week..

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It's not on a beach

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Wrong! 2k a night!

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Damn, I considered it at the other price.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think it was the moon suite specifically which is like 2.3k to 2.7k per night

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how much do kidneys go for these days?

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We spent 9 days here on our honeymoon 15 years ago. To this day the best vacation I’ve ever been on.

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Love the username

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You went on imgur for your honeymoon? Fucking brilliant.

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Hahahahaha....fuckin brilliant!

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Hello sir do you have some spare cash you could toss my way, or possibly an executive job at a fortune 500 company? you seem rich

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My wife and I spent two weeks there for our honeymoon this past summer. St. Lucia is such a beautiful country, we cannot wait to go back.

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What happens when it rains?

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You get wet?

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Went to St. Lucia for my honeymoon too! Seriously beautiful

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Because of the sex or the infinity pool?

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 13, 2018 2:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Depends on the room and dates you're staying but averages around $2k a night

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Geezus

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$2k a night better include blackjack and hookers.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Matter of fact, forget the hotel and the blackjack

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And you should be getting food with that price too. That's how I understood it when I was looking anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Need to add 360 daily per person for all inclusive lol at that point it’s a drop in the bucket.

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What’s the resort/hotel called?

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Ladera Resort https://www.ladera.com. It’s spectacular

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At $500 - $1,200 per night, it better be..

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Darude - Sandstorm

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it"

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http://jademountain.com

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Saw the dates and price and thought, not so bad. Then I read daily price lol.

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I need to know too

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Jade mountain on the st Lucia Island

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I cant afford that :( never!

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Debt

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Oh man I swear I've been there, I just remember it looking way more like my shitty 1br apartment.

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$3400 a night!

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Holy Bankruptcy, Batman.

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Jade mountain on the st Lucia Island

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I love st Lucia

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Future me go to this place

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Op

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I just went into debt visiting their website. RIP: My dreams of ever staying in a place like that...

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Autodots, rollout!

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Gorgeous.

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Looks like its about $3,000 a night per person on average.

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Dot, cause a man can dream.

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Cheapest way to go is to charter a small boat and tie up on their mooring ball for a day, visit the restaurant, and enjoy the grounds.

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I'm sorry, I don't speak Yatcht-Club. Did you say that Renting a whole boat and Sailing to St Luca is the CHEAPEST way????

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If you work with the right rental company it’s not that bad. Things cost money, but there’s usually a cheap way to do stuff.

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Jesus fucking christ, one of the 7 day packages is over $30,000!

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I know the island mountains looked familiar. We honeymooned there as well.

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Gotta go

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