Miss you Grandpa

Feb 28, 2024 2:30 PM

And that the worms weren't necessarily under only THOSE rocks waaaay over there.

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Talking scares Grandpa

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Talking doesn't scare the fish?

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To be a little fair to grandpa, smal kids talk way too fucking much sometimes.

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Bone fishing in the flats, talking will absolutely scare the fish. They are very aware of their surroundings

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Next you'll tell me Santa isn't real

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So the ice cream truck doesn’t play music to signal that it’s empty?

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ha ha ha my brother calls it "the music truck"

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Then why'd you even bring me grandpa???

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We'd fish out of a small aluminum boat. Sounds would definitely resonate from that into the water, especially fidgeting noises against the hull. Grandpa's solution when I was young was to tell me I wasn't likely to get a bite until at least 3 dragonflies were perched on my pole. That meant I was still enough I wasn't making noise, and my bait wasn't jerking around. (Also helped if he lit his pipe, but that might have been a placebo effect.) I miss him, too. Crap. Onions...

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Real fishermen fish without hooks

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"Creating lasting memories"

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Wait, is this true???

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Most of the sources I can find say that it will scare them if you're shouting or stomping around, but a conversational tone isn't enough to bother most fish.

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5 mins into "quality time with the grandkids" and grandpa realizes how happy's he's been as an empty-nester.

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Mostly any reason to explain why you didn't catch a fish 🐟

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That or he wanted you to experience the calmness of fishing. I love fishing because it's so relaxing to just sit there with your line in the water waiting for a fish to bite while you just listen to nature around you.

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Wait, what?

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What if you talk so loudly it creates shockwaves in the water?

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No internet back then to fact check harder to stand up to your elders

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Learning to shut the fuck up is a skill that isn't taught to kids anymore.

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It was WELL into adulthood that I realized, "You can't go fishing when it's raining because the rain knocks all the bugs into the water and the fish aren't hungry" was complete BS. Grandpa, rightly so, just didn't want to stand around in the rain.

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My grandfather always took us out fishing when it was raining cause you'd catch more fish then....or so he said anyway, now after this revelation of talking not scaring fish I'm unsure

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Fucking,,... WHAT?!

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Next you'll tell me Santa isn't real

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It's OK, God told me he's real. And the Easter Bunny concurred. So, I think you're good.

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There are some good news though.

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I've seen Santa on holiday here in Pattaya, Thailand

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Shut up. You’re scaring the fish

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How dare you

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Fishing trout in north Finland,father says walk slowly..the trout will feel the vibration in the the ground.

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Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.

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For real though, they can definitely see you walking around nearby if nothing else. Not that that’s an issue on ice, but it is for fishing rivers and creeks.

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Also its not like fish believe the water is the whole universe. They see and hear creatures outside the water and stay away else they'd get scooped up and eaten.

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Seriously, they’ll hide for the rest of the day if you spook them sometimes. Definitely not mindless.

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They can definitely hear you as well: in clear water I’ve seen trouts dart to safety when some blabbermouth started talking loudly.

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That they can actually feel. That's why most pet stores have a "do not tap the glass" stickers on the fish tanks. In a small tank, it can even kill them.

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Fish in seawater aquariums recognize their caretakers by their gait. They react differently to the steps of the person that feeds them, before they even started feeding, than they do to the footsteps of a maintenance worker checking the pump.

At least that's what people who worked in a seawater aquarium told me.

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I’m glad you were able to post this comment three times. But for real, Imgur servers suck lol

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I used to keep fancy goldfish, and they would always get excited when I walked near the tank but largely ignored anyone else in the house. Don't know if that was vision or gait, but they certainly knew who fed them and could tell different humans apart.

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Trout are super sensitive and spooked easily by anything they aren't used to. That's why when fly fishing for trout you have to be careful to use realistic lures that look and act exactly like what they're used to vs. dumbass bass that will strike at a neon orange gummy worm the moment it's wet.

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Carp too, I literally once put a wood chip on a hook for the lulz and caught a 2 foot carp.

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I've caught perch on a bare hook.

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I caught a toadfish with a bucket

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Talking generally doesn't scare the fish, but grandpa probably thought it did because his parents thought it did and grandpa never learned to fact check things he heard and there's no point telling him now because he's blaming minorities for problems he doesn't even face.

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I was with you for a little bit, but there's no point in telling him now because he's dead

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Yup. Way too many uneducated, hateful old bigots.

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Except in the grandpas time there was no such thing as "fact check". To do that you had to go and learn to be a specialist in the field, or at least have an access to one. BTW, in the modern time the answer you google is not necessarily correct.

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Yup, except that I'm old enough that this is my dad, both my grandpas are dead

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Fact checking in his time required trips to the library, which, I doubt many people did to see if talking scared fishes when fishing.

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And why wouldn't I believe my grandpa about that? That seems like a legit real thing. Unlike the swamp creature he said lives in there.

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Your Grandpa might have been a dumb racist, not all of them are.

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Who hurt you?

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Well that took a turn

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well that escalated quickly

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"So what you are sayin is minorities scareour fishes away from our homecountry?"-MAGA Enthusiast

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That escalated quickly

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Bone fishing in the flats, talking or any sudden sounds will scare the fish. Not so much in a loud river, but bonefish move through shallow water and are very aware of their surroundings

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Elementary fishing…. Yell and curse all you want

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That escalated quickly

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All right, more ageist bullshit!

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talking absolutely scares fish. try fishing any small creek

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My grandpa is generally great. He’s a good old boy from Texas moved to Oklahoma, but his brother is gay and some of his grandkids are black and when my cousin came out and her dad disowned her, grandpa kept my cousin around and the dad can’t come around anymore. He still voted for Trump cause he doesn’t like seeing Mexicans…

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My mom (from Kentucky) used to say there's good ol' boys, hillbillies, and rednecks. And there's a difference between them.

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Ouch

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My dad was glad to hear that it doesn't scare the fish, and then said "in that case, can I read my book anyways and you read yours or play your gameboy while we fish?" So, at least not all of them were angry about it.

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Unfortunately I'm assuming that everybody would be on their phone today and talking wouldn't be an issue.

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If you consentuall meet to be silent together, that's beautiful. Being quiet together with someone can sometimes be very beautiful and a completely different thing than being quiet alone or talking together.

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A companionable silence.

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I teach high school and this is something we address in my skills class. That and how you talk to someone you don’t know. It’s wild how phones have altered the processing speed of kids holding a conversation in person

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As in quicker?

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Well, so, I work with special education so things are a bit different than what you would find in a mainstream setting. But, to make the explanation Imgur friendly (meaning short), I’ve noticed a decline in the ability to maintain quick short conversations. The populations I work with have had dramatic decreases in their ability to speak in a person to person setting. The number of selective mutes has also risen dramatically. A lot of these kids really struggle to hold a conversation and 1/

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Fact checking in his time required trips to the library, which, I doubt many people did to see if talking scared fishes when fishing.

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I doubt they would even have found the answer to that question if they tried to at that time in a library.

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I mean you could call the library and they'd look it up for you. Hell you can still do that, though fewer libraries have dedicated reference

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staff these days.

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You're calling from the landline on the boat?

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No no, that's the waterline. Seriously though, back in the day sometimes we had to {gasp, the horror} /wait/ to do something. We couldn't just reach into our pocket and find the answer unless the question was do I have enough change to buy a candy bar. Nowadays of course, you can't get a candy bar for under a dollar anyways.

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