Haven't posted in ages. Hope you laugh, or at least crack a smile.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apr 5, 2018 9:03 PM

TheWolfmanYT

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I hope you laugh so hard you cry. As I did making this original. ;) #NIGRIMEME #NigriMeme #meme

Holy cow, I've been in that bathroom. Its on the north island of NZ!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought it said "IKEA cosplay" at first.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She doesn’t quite look like she’s at that moment yet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jessica Nigri?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Try before you buy is my motto!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a child pooping on a display toilet years ago...now I think they don't open but, was funny

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its not all fun and games at Ikea, https://imgur.com/kAcjW

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*an* you savages!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made it on my phone, damn thing only allowed 50 characters. I tried. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Wet clean-up on aisle 15"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*aisle 341-B

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Made it on my phone, damn thing only allowed 50 characters. I tried. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but holding it in too long can be bad for your elf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why they bolt in a piece of wood in the display toilets now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tub is waaay too big to be in an IKEA.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You shat all over the English language.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Made it on my phone, damn thing only allowed 50 characters with each text box. I tried. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jessica Nigri

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

she’s so excited to poop in something white, like she is farting rainbows

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zelda’s just happy to get out of the castle.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True Story!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In Chinese IKEA, they actually have signs on the display toilets explaining that they are not for use, and to please find a bathroom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

stained tiles?? nice touch........

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wasn’t this in her hotel room though?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

*poop knife

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No. not this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At Ikea you must assemble the bathroom before use

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend who works at Ikea says this happened so much u had to put clear plexi over the bowls, or screw them shut

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to be a straight-up turd nugget to do this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where will you be when the acid hits? Lol ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is apparently such a problem, that *ALL* the display toilets in our nearby Ikea are screwed shut.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if it were less of a problem, but still a problem, would you expect them to screw shut only a fraction of the total?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, also she's an elf for some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 507 Dislikes 2

An ugly elf.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 24

Drugs are a hell of a drug

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I bet she doesn't even know how to use the three seashells

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She’s just living an ELFy lifestyle, regular BMs are part of it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an IKEA, which is a breed of Swedish elf

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah she's just Swedish

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's for the sex thing.

8 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 4

Icelandic presumably?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does make me want to have sex with an elf on a toilet.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Personally I'd prefer it wasn't on a toilet, but given the opportunity the toilet won't stop me.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've been married 20yrs, but can honestly ask, "do women really Shat with their dress around them?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Haha, they don't take it off...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes and it depends on the dress. Probably best most the time to just take it off and hang it on the hook on the door (if there is one)

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

...Who the fuck takes off their entire dress just to use the restroom? You just pull it up to use the toilet. Oo;

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

There are lots of different dresses. But also personally I really can't stand any of my clothes touching the seat or floor and don't risk it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...I...I have literally never heard anyone say they strip to use the restroom and I have no idea which one of us that makes weird, but cool

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Really? I've seen it a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ive.. Never even thought about this wtf. Wait.they cant because itd wrinkle the dress..

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If it's a very long dress I kinda just shove the ends in my bra haha

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Same hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I tie my long shirts around my tits like those tops women wear to avoid them getting wet hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never. And if they ever did, they learn to never do it again.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Reason out of curiousity

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm probably a heathen because I just pull down my undies, pull up my dress/skirt, and go

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Sup fellow heathenettes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow heathen.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What the hell girls don't do that? Like who the hell gets undressed to use a restroom?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a guy... are you saying that's not the usual way for women wearing dresses/skirts?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

take the whole dress off. hover awkwardly. clean up any mess (or don't - cause women's bathroom's are nasty af). redress. party

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just keep disinfectant wipes in your purse. Wipe seat down, panties down, lift skirt/dress up, do the dead, wipe seat down, and done.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hoverers always make the most messes because they spray like feral Tom cats.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the actual fuck

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

But in front of ice cream? No way man. That's just rude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I admire her audacity. Also WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cleanup aisle 4.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Its a shitty job, but someone’s got to do it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not worth it, going to have to throw the whole building away

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That waddle of success

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hwat?!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

He scared the shit out of himself

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did they poop so fast!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Two possibilities, one: they had already pooped and merely tipped the poop out of their pants, or two theyhad been holding it for a 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While, this allows for a rapid release poop if held for just the right amount of time. Also the footage appears slightly sped up. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0