MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
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Get it, nobody?
Jul 24, 2026 8:20 PM
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
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396
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Get it, nobody?
wobblecopterrrr
I thought it was when they got shitfaced on antifreeze and popped it's only nut!...
MotoCanuck
What a gem.
mithiwithi
This post deserves an upvote for the title alone.
cyno01
Havent seen The Odyssey yet, but im in the middle of S02 of Ted right now so i kinda hope Matt Damon does a wihkehd thihk bahstah ahccent tha entiah movieh.
Kazpur81S
I recall that during the Battle of the Land of the Blind….
richardstinks
"Polyphemus, who vexes you so?!"
"LIGMA!"
"Fuck off, Polyphemus!"
GargleTheseNutz360
Lmfao
AmericasNextTopFondler
*stares with Polyphemus moth eye spots*
JerzeeTomato
I did not have high hopes for this movie (and I'm a Christopher Nolan fan) yet somehow it limbo'd under the bar...
myfriendkaroshi
Odysseus hit them with deez.
cousteau
Goddamn post title stole my line.
Aranon1183
Anything with one eye truly skeeves me the fuck out! Whereas anything that has way too many eyes don't.
IFoldlyGo
Just think of it this way. Anything with one eye will have poor depth perception, meaning you can snipe them from range easily.
Iamatinylittlebanana
I liked the part where Testicles fought Orchiectomos
IronMagnus
I bet Cyclops was amazed at the pair of nuts because I'm assuming he only has one, just like his eye.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Matt Damon’s balls are SO big, when he swims it looks like a buoy is following him.
whoopsidaz
Reported for spoilers!
anjeleyezjr
Naw, they got three. Sacrificed an eyeball for an extra sackball.
Level21Magikarp
I mean Wizards of the Coast will not respond to my emails anymore but stuff like that is important to my DnD campaigns and needs to be in the Monster Manuals
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Just go straight to Ed Greenwood about it, he'll be more than happy to answer. I bet ettins have two on the vine.
FeloniousMonk13
The best part was when he got out the Bofa
Thisisknottheend
Wish you went for the other Homeric hero who didn't make it to Troy in the Illiad, Bofades
dev89
While Achilles was held by the ankle in the river Styx, Bofades was far more vulnerable in his weakness as his mother yelled "GOTTEM".
TheImgurWarsMadeMe
Bofa?
FeloniousMonk13
Yes the Bofa dees NUTS!! lmaoo gottem
QuitLookinAtMineAim
I... I'll do it.
Bofadeez Nuts!
narcoleptiKnickers
irisewithredeyes
When he fights the god of war...
thisisnotfineffs
Sorry to be that fucker but Odysseus is Greek so it would be Ares not Mars, that's Roman
Hashbrown123
I think you mean Kratos.
irisewithredeyes
thisisnotfineffs
Lmao very true, I suppose there's not a handy "fuck you ares" gif....wait....Kratos....lol