Am I too late for my work stories ?

Ahah, seriously man ? I mean, if you don't want me to destroy your body and eat your soul, you better be prepared for my arrival. Fortunately for him i was in a good mood that day, so i accepted to slaughter people as he asked.

This one didn't happened to me, but it was pretty funny to hear. It appeared that this guy signed several pacts before, and the loss of blood caused anemia. Don't summon too much demons in a short time, mortals.

That one was a neophyte. I almost dropped a tear after i roasted his soul.

Demonic is a difficult language to learn, especially when it comes to pronunciation. He literally asked me to spread DOOM upon his residence.

What did he expect, exactly ?

Such bad manners must be punished. Mortals will never understand how uncomfortable it is to be stuffed into a ring.

Wow, that one was quite surprising. Some mortals have really weird fetishes. I politely declined and told him to try that with a succubus instead.

Do i look like an imp ? I'm not fit for that kind of task. Most of these mortals don't know how to do things simply.