Jun 29, 2022 11:31 PM
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gft8gd5khn101
The hard part is when you are not able to make $ or do hobbies. But daycare for two is more than your prior salary and you can do better job
suckstoyourauntie
Keeping my cats alive is about all I can handle, so I have respect for the parents out there, trying to make their kids into decent humans.
putcleverusernamehere
Rare footage from his final show
LtColThorin
It's not the labour, it's the hours.
DarnThisStuff
All jobs are easy if you do it poorly.
notallwholurkarelost
ontarioOT
Have y'all never heard of Bill Burr? https://youtu.be/4Xp4z5qlyqs
ElvisCatStello
Oprah's not even a mother! How the fuck does she know?
AgamemnonsMemes
Its not hard so long as you don't ALSO have to work a 'normal' job as well. Its just a very all-day thing.
slotheroll
SmugSquirtle
That is the worst version of upvote gif I've seen yet.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Hornies me up every time
Deadpool854
v
ipokeangrycats
Maybe check out "journey to the Microcosmos" on YT. Loaded w/ this stuff
Lampmonster
Scariest vampire since Lugosi.
Waytigo
Excited for next season
Me too!
CafeNervosa
Okay, what show?
What we do in the shadows
Thank you!
And the movie, too.
Becker37
What makes it so hard is doing all that and then being looked down on despite our effort. I don't want anyone to kiss my ass but not being
Treated like a slave would be nice
Rodltwo
travelbuddy
It’s not hard, it’s hard when you also work FT
AlysObv
It just take all your time.
WalksTheSky
It’s even easier with the magic table https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU
dtemp5
I was a single father for years… housework is not that hard. Work was way harder.
Fatkats93
It helps when its your career choice *underline choice*
Herebychoice
As a single dad, I agree, but it is time-consuming.
sadurdaynight
And when they take advantage of you, by not giving a shit how much mess they make.. had have serious talks about that bs
OneCraftyHooker
And it IS work that needs to be done.
TankTrain
Yep. I hate it. It's time that you would rather be spending with your kid.
FuryFuryMon
working 12 hours manual labor is time consuming and tedious too. Staying at home in presumable AC with food and drinks is much better..
Skizzlesnap
“Any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job.” - Bill Burr
Snodig
Go you! Raising a child by yourself can be rough and stressful. Hope you’re doing well.
rlopez2431415
Beats going to work though
bonniecarusoart
Not for me. I’ve done both. A Job you like with pay/kudos/other adults is far more rewarding.
Spending time with my kid will always be better than work. Idk what fantasy job you have that is better than your kids
I guess I said that wrong, you’re correct. My kid was the best thing I ever did, I meant to say that it was the HARDEST job I’ve ever had.
hockey4mal8
Where is this "jobs you like tree", so I can go get a job I like job?
Do you something you love….so it can turn into a laborious chore and you don’t love it anymore.
ronnyhugo
Next time you have your kitchen remodeled, replace all the cupboards for dishware with 3-4 dishwashers. And a sign on them that says ->
"clean" on one side and "dirty" on the other. Then just flip the one with least clean stuff to "dirty" and start loading into that->
as you use dishes. Then when its full you turn it on, flip it to "clean" and flip another to "dirty". Maybe we could have 4 washing ->
machines with dryer function for clothes as well, "white, dirty", "white, clean", "colors, dirty", "colors, clean". Or more for big family.
DapperDeal
For about 6 months I was unemployed and watched my son while my wife worked. Easiest job I ever had.
Do you know how easy it is to clean when you can just do it every day? It takes all of 30-60 mins when you do it daily.
Vaccum one day, dust another, dishes are like 4 dishes a day. Now being a SINGLE parent is different. That's longer days but married? Easy.
Matdredalia
One kid. He's talking about *one* child. Most women were *not* let off with one kid throughout history. Try 12+, my dude.
mippijRunner
My dance teacher had 22 aunts and uncles. My mind was blown when she told me.
hiiamluciole
that's with TWO mothers, right ? not 23 (alive) children on only ONE woman ? otherwise he clearly tried to kill her.
One mother! Isn’t that INSANE!!
Yeah but once you get past four they start to look after each other, or at least, you know, its a free for all.
MarioBoon
After the fifth one: the oldest kids become the de facto parents. SOurce: mom came from a family of 15, and wife of a family of 10
squidiom
My mom had four, and she homeschooled us, which is a shitload of work. Creating curriculum from scratch and bein Mom too. She rocks, tbh.
Dailywitchery
And women's work is considered public property in that it is not seen as work but as what women are bred to do.
nicky512
Bullshit. I am a stay at home dad, and it’s hard. Cook, clean, dishes, laundry + yard work, repairs + sleep regressions. Fuck. All fun and/1
nero4ty2
Fellow sahd, it’s hard, but not that hard, utilize any free nap time, meal plan, laundry is 20 min a day
TacoPoweredHelicopter
That's the problem. Yout partner should be doing the yard work and repairs ... You took 2x genders worth of duties ;)
I wouldn’t let her touch my precious lawn. Haha. But, she makes way more money, and is a damn good mom. I can’t wait to go back to work tho.
games until you’ve had two hours of sleep for three days in a row. How do moms have time to play ps4???/2
benderfreak
Didn't see that coming +1
"Bullshit." Actually, it's a thing called jokes.
Yeah, and some jokes are absolutely terrible & fall flat. Especially when it's punching way, way, way down.
381 upvotes...Yeah, some fall flat. This one didn't. Someone will surely fuck your brains out for your chivalrous grandstanding though.
Agreed. I thought it was a funny joke. I was just making a silly comment. /igetthejoke
RadishRabbit
Observation: The problem isn’t that it is difficult, but that there was no other choice available or acceptable in society. Fucked!
ProfessorDumbass
Ok kid these are teletubbies, followed by the wiggles. I'm gunna drink wine and play farmville.
MarkSoupial
I mean, it hasn't been thousands of years; It was the delegation of non-market labor made possible by the industrial revolution.
chapterhawk101
Um that's not true. Even in ancient times, men hunt, women take care of the village. It's been that way for about 100k years.
hum no, they have discovered that in some tribes women are up to one third of the hunters. but not all tribes and not 50/50.
and when studying stone age people shoulder bone, they discovered one side was overdevelopped (right/left handed people) because tanning a
skin requires a LOT of energy, but both male and female were doing it.
The idea of the nuclear family and gender roles in a household/workplace/society are cosmically new ideas by historical standards.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The women still did the domestic work all that time, though. Just on top of other jobs. Same as now.
100k years is not that 'new'. We've had gendered roles since the dawn of civilization.
armagetz
Given the entire species is at most 300k years old and modern behavior as recently as 60k…..
stupiddevotchka
noonerbernerd
“A woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less. Plus at dinner you always get the smaller bit of chicken”. -Sean Lock
But they get to board the life boats first.
EverythingIsBon
Rip
7thor8thcaw
It's when you go past one kid. 2 kids is WAY more work, especially if they are similar in age.
TwoPumpTrump
Have 2 kids 22 months apart (boy and girl). Not that much harder.
3 I was the breaking point for us, but 3 years between, total shots how
Soberyn
My SO has 2 kids 2 years apart. They like to eat completely different things... Thankfully they're old enough now to cook for themselves.
JLB36602
Kid #1: I ONLY eat RAW oatmeal on Tuesdays and Thursdays from noon-3 NOTHING ELSE. Kid #2 I eat everything in economically crippling amounts
xo66nt
I have two boys 18 months apart. I also cook, clean and launder, as well as have the kids most of the time. I age at 5 years a year.
ropedopeadope
My mom had 4 sons in 3 years (I’m a twin). That women is a fucking saint.
Our baby is calm and mellow yet the toddler is 5x the work and constantly throwing food. I could have 10 of dem babies. Personality matters
r0twhylr
Rotwhylr's rule of parenting: no matter how many kids you have, it's always 1 more than you can handle comfortably.
BigBuckeyeZ
whatsisname
On the flip side by the time the 2nd kid comes around you know what you are doing and everything is easier.
I wish. My now 4 year old ASD2 and the 3 year old are so different. They don't even look related. They do basically nothing the same.
If so, still waiting. Girls vs boys are two different animals
Yup. Just wait til the girl(s) hit 11 thru teens. You're in for a biiiig adjustment.
frischcode
I've been a single dad for thirteen years. The cooking, the cleaning, the laundry - not that hard. The talk about periods and sex was a bit.
trashman350
Ooof.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
I don't look forward to the hockey talk.
LordAuditorVorkosigan
single dads unite
TheLastBootyBender
I figure the talk about erections would be hard
DeanGulberri1
Take your damn upvote.
Datsinginguy
Single dad here. Same.
saucearonichee
Good on you for trying.
NotusPanda
I don't get why that's even a little bit hard. I'm not a parent, mind you, but I still don't get why that's a difficult topic regardless.
I have never had a period. Explaining that what she is feeling is normal and natural was tough. And then we got to talk about teenage boys.
"They are all vile. They will fap to a piece of bark, shaped like a vagina"
Because you do monotonous things all day and the children constantly throw food on the wall or floor so you are tired and cleaning 1/2
All day and then you have no time for yourself to do and you have to schedule maybe 3 hours on the weekend. Love my kids it is hard tho 2/2
Snooj
It's much easier if, like my parents, you just don't talk about any of that stuff.
gooftroop
What stuff?
capughe
The penis and vagina stuff. And related organs.
I still think it's crazy my fiance never got any kind of talk. They fully left it up to the school. Lucky he had a good school.
ZachariasWolfe
Never had any sort of talk from my parents. I think by the time the were ready to give it they realized there wasn't anything to say.
Same
kevbot5000
You didn't even get 'Sex kills' as your talk?
When I was about 12 my brother explained everything to me. That was the talk. My parents never acknowledged the existence of sex.
FuturePerfectTense
I’m just here for the comments, which I know will be civil and respectful.
MileHighLivin
A stand up comedy bit, recorded in a club full of people who wanted to laugh. Posted on imgur? Comments addressing the comedian's hyperbole.
gahzeeruh
Remember to sort by controversial!
Stay at home dad here. Not easy, but wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than going to work
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
I agree but it is more a matter of taste i suppose
Idk, if you prefer your job over spending time with your kid then thats odd
Spootanany
So far they surprisingly have been
MyGreatestFearBoner
Why are they out of the kitchen?
svcAlex
It's a bad, old joke.
xerofall
There were times my dad was in between jobs & he would do all that stuff. When my mom was in between jobs, she'd do it. Teamwork baby!
Oh, and we had plenty of chores, even doing our own laundry as soon as we could reach the dials. That was how we made our $5 allowance.
VladThePoker
decarnatedame
If hell breaks loose, please be sure to call 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3.
Utecr
Dammit, now that’ll be stuck in my head all day, and I don’t live in Britain!
gft8gd5khn101
The hard part is when you are not able to make $ or do hobbies. But daycare for two is more than your prior salary and you can do better job
suckstoyourauntie
Keeping my cats alive is about all I can handle, so I have respect for the parents out there, trying to make their kids into decent humans.
putcleverusernamehere
Rare footage from his final show
LtColThorin
It's not the labour, it's the hours.
DarnThisStuff
All jobs are easy if you do it poorly.
notallwholurkarelost
ontarioOT
Have y'all never heard of Bill Burr? https://youtu.be/4Xp4z5qlyqs
ElvisCatStello
Oprah's not even a mother! How the fuck does she know?
AgamemnonsMemes
Its not hard so long as you don't ALSO have to work a 'normal' job as well. Its just a very all-day thing.
slotheroll
SmugSquirtle
That is the worst version of upvote gif I've seen yet.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Hornies me up every time
Deadpool854
ipokeangrycats
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Maybe check out "journey to the Microcosmos" on YT. Loaded w/ this stuff
Lampmonster
Scariest vampire since Lugosi.
Waytigo
Excited for next season
Deadpool854
Me too!
CafeNervosa
Okay, what show?
Waytigo
What we do in the shadows
CafeNervosa
Thank you!
suckstoyourauntie
And the movie, too.
Becker37
What makes it so hard is doing all that and then being looked down on despite our effort. I don't want anyone to kiss my ass but not being
Becker37
Treated like a slave would be nice
Rodltwo
travelbuddy
It’s not hard, it’s hard when you also work FT
AlysObv
It just take all your time.
WalksTheSky
It’s even easier with the magic table https://youtu.be/-_kXIGvB1uU
dtemp5
I was a single father for years… housework is not that hard. Work was way harder.
Fatkats93
It helps when its your career choice *underline choice*
Herebychoice
As a single dad, I agree, but it is time-consuming.
sadurdaynight
And when they take advantage of you, by not giving a shit how much mess they make.. had have serious talks about that bs
OneCraftyHooker
And it IS work that needs to be done.
TankTrain
Yep. I hate it. It's time that you would rather be spending with your kid.
FuryFuryMon
working 12 hours manual labor is time consuming and tedious too. Staying at home in presumable AC with food and drinks is much better..
Skizzlesnap
“Any job that you can do in your pajamas is not a difficult job.” - Bill Burr
Snodig
Go you! Raising a child by yourself can be rough and stressful. Hope you’re doing well.
rlopez2431415
Beats going to work though
bonniecarusoart
Not for me. I’ve done both. A Job you like with pay/kudos/other adults is far more rewarding.
rlopez2431415
Spending time with my kid will always be better than work. Idk what fantasy job you have that is better than your kids
bonniecarusoart
I guess I said that wrong, you’re correct. My kid was the best thing I ever did, I meant to say that it was the HARDEST job I’ve ever had.
hockey4mal8
Where is this "jobs you like tree", so I can go get a job I like job?
Skizzlesnap
Do you something you love….so it can turn into a laborious chore and you don’t love it anymore.
ronnyhugo
Next time you have your kitchen remodeled, replace all the cupboards for dishware with 3-4 dishwashers. And a sign on them that says ->
ronnyhugo
"clean" on one side and "dirty" on the other. Then just flip the one with least clean stuff to "dirty" and start loading into that->
ronnyhugo
as you use dishes. Then when its full you turn it on, flip it to "clean" and flip another to "dirty". Maybe we could have 4 washing ->
ronnyhugo
machines with dryer function for clothes as well, "white, dirty", "white, clean", "colors, dirty", "colors, clean". Or more for big family.
DapperDeal
For about 6 months I was unemployed and watched my son while my wife worked. Easiest job I ever had.
DapperDeal
Do you know how easy it is to clean when you can just do it every day? It takes all of 30-60 mins when you do it daily.
DapperDeal
Vaccum one day, dust another, dishes are like 4 dishes a day. Now being a SINGLE parent is different. That's longer days but married? Easy.
Matdredalia
One kid. He's talking about *one* child. Most women were *not* let off with one kid throughout history. Try 12+, my dude.
mippijRunner
My dance teacher had 22 aunts and uncles. My mind was blown when she told me.
hiiamluciole
that's with TWO mothers, right ? not 23 (alive) children on only ONE woman ? otherwise he clearly tried to kill her.
mippijRunner
One mother! Isn’t that INSANE!!
AgamemnonsMemes
Yeah but once you get past four they start to look after each other, or at least, you know, its a free for all.
MarioBoon
After the fifth one: the oldest kids become the de facto parents. SOurce: mom came from a family of 15, and wife of a family of 10
squidiom
My mom had four, and she homeschooled us, which is a shitload of work. Creating curriculum from scratch and bein Mom too. She rocks, tbh.
Dailywitchery
And women's work is considered public property in that it is not seen as work but as what women are bred to do.
nicky512
Bullshit. I am a stay at home dad, and it’s hard. Cook, clean, dishes, laundry + yard work, repairs + sleep regressions. Fuck. All fun and/1
nero4ty2
Fellow sahd, it’s hard, but not that hard, utilize any free nap time, meal plan, laundry is 20 min a day
TacoPoweredHelicopter
That's the problem. Yout partner should be doing the yard work and repairs ... You took 2x genders worth of duties ;)
nicky512
I wouldn’t let her touch my precious lawn. Haha. But, she makes way more money, and is a damn good mom. I can’t wait to go back to work tho.
nicky512
games until you’ve had two hours of sleep for three days in a row. How do moms have time to play ps4???/2
benderfreak
Didn't see that coming +1
SmugSquirtle
"Bullshit." Actually, it's a thing called jokes.
Matdredalia
Yeah, and some jokes are absolutely terrible & fall flat. Especially when it's punching way, way, way down.
SmugSquirtle
381 upvotes...Yeah, some fall flat. This one didn't. Someone will surely fuck your brains out for your chivalrous grandstanding though.
nicky512
Agreed. I thought it was a funny joke. I was just making a silly comment. /igetthejoke
RadishRabbit
Observation: The problem isn’t that it is difficult, but that there was no other choice available or acceptable in society. Fucked!
ProfessorDumbass
Ok kid these are teletubbies, followed by the wiggles. I'm gunna drink wine and play farmville.
MarkSoupial
I mean, it hasn't been thousands of years; It was the delegation of non-market labor made possible by the industrial revolution.
chapterhawk101
Um that's not true. Even in ancient times, men hunt, women take care of the village. It's been that way for about 100k years.
hiiamluciole
hum no, they have discovered that in some tribes women are up to one third of the hunters. but not all tribes and not 50/50.
hiiamluciole
and when studying stone age people shoulder bone, they discovered one side was overdevelopped (right/left handed people) because tanning a
hiiamluciole
skin requires a LOT of energy, but both male and female were doing it.
MarkSoupial
The idea of the nuclear family and gender roles in a household/workplace/society are cosmically new ideas by historical standards.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The women still did the domestic work all that time, though. Just on top of other jobs. Same as now.
chapterhawk101
100k years is not that 'new'. We've had gendered roles since the dawn of civilization.
armagetz
Given the entire species is at most 300k years old and modern behavior as recently as 60k…..
stupiddevotchka
noonerbernerd
“A woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less. Plus at dinner you always get the smaller bit of chicken”. -Sean Lock
SmugSquirtle
But they get to board the life boats first.
EverythingIsBon
Rip
7thor8thcaw
It's when you go past one kid. 2 kids is WAY more work, especially if they are similar in age.
TwoPumpTrump
Have 2 kids 22 months apart (boy and girl). Not that much harder.
nero4ty2
3 I was the breaking point for us, but 3 years between, total shots how
Soberyn
My SO has 2 kids 2 years apart. They like to eat completely different things... Thankfully they're old enough now to cook for themselves.
JLB36602
Kid #1: I ONLY eat RAW oatmeal on Tuesdays and Thursdays from noon-3 NOTHING ELSE. Kid #2 I eat everything in economically crippling amounts
xo66nt
I have two boys 18 months apart. I also cook, clean and launder, as well as have the kids most of the time. I age at 5 years a year.
ropedopeadope
My mom had 4 sons in 3 years (I’m a twin). That women is a fucking saint.
gft8gd5khn101
Our baby is calm and mellow yet the toddler is 5x the work and constantly throwing food. I could have 10 of dem babies. Personality matters
r0twhylr
Rotwhylr's rule of parenting: no matter how many kids you have, it's always 1 more than you can handle comfortably.
BigBuckeyeZ
whatsisname
On the flip side by the time the 2nd kid comes around you know what you are doing and everything is easier.
nero4ty2
7thor8thcaw
I wish. My now 4 year old ASD2 and the 3 year old are so different. They don't even look related. They do basically nothing the same.
BigBuckeyeZ
If so, still waiting. Girls vs boys are two different animals
r0twhylr
Yup. Just wait til the girl(s) hit 11 thru teens. You're in for a biiiig adjustment.
frischcode
I've been a single dad for thirteen years. The cooking, the cleaning, the laundry - not that hard. The talk about periods and sex was a bit.
trashman350
Ooof.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
I don't look forward to the hockey talk.
LordAuditorVorkosigan
single dads unite
TheLastBootyBender
I figure the talk about erections would be hard
DeanGulberri1
r0twhylr
Take your damn upvote.
Datsinginguy
Single dad here. Same.
saucearonichee
Good on you for trying.
NotusPanda
I don't get why that's even a little bit hard. I'm not a parent, mind you, but I still don't get why that's a difficult topic regardless.
frischcode
I have never had a period. Explaining that what she is feeling is normal and natural was tough. And then we got to talk about teenage boys.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
"They are all vile. They will fap to a piece of bark, shaped like a vagina"
gft8gd5khn101
Because you do monotonous things all day and the children constantly throw food on the wall or floor so you are tired and cleaning 1/2
gft8gd5khn101
All day and then you have no time for yourself to do and you have to schedule maybe 3 hours on the weekend. Love my kids it is hard tho 2/2
Snooj
It's much easier if, like my parents, you just don't talk about any of that stuff.
gooftroop
What stuff?
capughe
The penis and vagina stuff. And related organs.
capughe
I still think it's crazy my fiance never got any kind of talk. They fully left it up to the school. Lucky he had a good school.
ZachariasWolfe
Never had any sort of talk from my parents. I think by the time the were ready to give it they realized there wasn't anything to say.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Same
kevbot5000
You didn't even get 'Sex kills' as your talk?
Snooj
When I was about 12 my brother explained everything to me. That was the talk. My parents never acknowledged the existence of sex.
FuturePerfectTense
I’m just here for the comments, which I know will be civil and respectful.
MileHighLivin
A stand up comedy bit, recorded in a club full of people who wanted to laugh. Posted on imgur? Comments addressing the comedian's hyperbole.
gahzeeruh
Remember to sort by controversial!
rlopez2431415
Stay at home dad here. Not easy, but wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than going to work
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
I agree but it is more a matter of taste i suppose
rlopez2431415
Idk, if you prefer your job over spending time with your kid then thats odd
Spootanany
So far they surprisingly have been
MyGreatestFearBoner
Why are they out of the kitchen?
svcAlex
MyGreatestFearBoner
It's a bad, old joke.
xerofall
There were times my dad was in between jobs & he would do all that stuff. When my mom was in between jobs, she'd do it. Teamwork baby!
xerofall
Oh, and we had plenty of chores, even doing our own laundry as soon as we could reach the dials. That was how we made our $5 allowance.
VladThePoker
decarnatedame
If hell breaks loose, please be sure to call 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3.
Utecr
Dammit, now that’ll be stuck in my head all day, and I don’t live in Britain!