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Sep 13, 2018 12:42 PM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.instagram.com/p/BnosciyDPgG/?hl=en&taken-by=whistlesports
TestSubject86
that counts
whitefoxkei
youmetoo
ThatGuyWhoRepliedToYourComment
PartizanRusi
lame video edit :[
Davidnfilms
Its all in the reflexes
DownvotesAreFun
Those are not reflexes, but reactions. Reflexes are body functions you cant control, like breathing, swallowing, gagging, etc.
BombCyclone
mizunoami2
"Does...does that count?"
CH83
That is absolutely terrifying what if It had bounced back...
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Toiletseatpolio
Shootz! Brah
Lamech777
I'd like to have a beer with this guy and talk about Stargate Atlantis
rockfireman
....Oh lord Jesus, I think I need a moment alone.
PuckingBigSenis
Metallica93
Ronan's the fucking man.
imgurmakesmelateforwork
Huhoyyyk
harvestgoddess
Imagine if someone had that and you were expecting them to throw it right at you, then they GO and you dodge but it hits the floor then you!
TheZmanIsnow
Probably how Captain America's villains feel
DrPepper523
EatAFetus4Jesus
I guess if your decision was to duck instead of step to the side.
Poopinwhilebrowsing
Something something AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
skuggantroll
I still don't understand why he is throwing them backwards.
Saxit
Probably as a challenge
magneticgumby
No idea. That's incredibly incorrect. I'm assuming it's because he's drunk or the person showing him really doesn't care?
LynchMeDaddy
Apparently you can throw it that orientation too, refer to the second top comment
magneticgumby
Ah, thanks for pointing out. Fancy for fancy sake it would appear. I'll stick to sucking at the more traditional way haha.
LynchMeDaddy
Yep seems so haha
NCPBullet
Why the fuck Is he throwing it with the blade away from the target
everybodyintheplace
As I say at the poker table, luck beats skill everytime
heytheregoodlurkin
It's obviously reversed
U404s114
He bounced back from that one pretty well
dj5897
gtr989
fake
Lowland
Sometimes Luck is all you need
RavenHellfire
On the first throw, I honestly thought he was retarded
servirdo
In the second,confirmed
checkmomsbed
Ahh behold the power and agility of the common homosexual male
WicCaesar
This can't be the right source since this video has a wider vision than the "original".
CaptainCracker
Max out strength, 0 dexterity.
SquintyCas
But, thrown weapons?
reallysleepypasta
Seems more like max luck. Max strength would just smash the board, or in this case with no dexterity, the board beside it.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
We call that throw the Crotch Splitter.
lazyfacewrecker
I read your comment before the video finished loading and was terrified of what I was going to see
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Oh, shit. I apologize for that.
CaptainWoodrowCall
Like your name friend.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Thank you, Captain.
MattyEd95
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
How... how did you know?
SaucyDisses
Marvel or DC universe?
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Don't hate me for this... Image.
Emaref
more like the limb-cutter
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay... with that.
Whovian2018
I was not axpecting that. What an axtremly lucky shot. It's really axtraordinary.
Xolot1
I'm not falling for this Axe body spray advertisement.
IAmNotFuckingTheonGreyjoyGodDamnIt
Are we just going to ignore that user name?
IAmNotFuckingTheonGreyjoyGodDamnIt
I'm not new but might as well be. I don't get on often.
KharnApproves
You must be new here
NothingthatIcanthinkof
He's kinda famous around here ^^
Technohawk
TheresAGermanWordForThat
The ground helped him. He has to be a druid.
CrimsonArrow1
Isn’t he holding the axe the wrong way around?
Norrah
I guess If I had to pull an axe from behind my head.. towards my head.. I would like the blunt side to be the one that could hit me.
mistermooseykinz
Getting his rotations down at that distance
SpaceLlamaMk1
No you're not supposed to hold the sharp end
pareidoliaperson
The way he threw that might have as well bounced back right in his nuts.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Not if you're trying to do the old bounceroo, obvs.
Huhwhatcrazy
If it works it works
reallyapencilandpaper
Yes
whoisyourdaddy
You can toss it that way, if you aim to have it land upside down. (Or bounce it off the floor, apparently) But no, it's not traditional.
whoisyourdaddy
Not if you want to bounce one in...
chbarts
... most people don't hold the pointy end, no.
huthvir
The instructor even hands him the axe with the sharp facing the target! Like"hold it like this, then throw" so Einstein immediately turns it
Machiavellian0
Thought the lucky part was him not cutting himself until I saw the bounce.
NotSoIndependentGamer
I don't know. You should axe him.
TaquoBella
Supposed to hold the handle like you’re shaking someone’s hand.
myr14d
Depending on the distance it might be easier? It just changes the number of times the axe can rotate before it hits.
canadamoe2
And don't throw the blade into your shin.
TheOldManFromSceneTwentyFour
No, as in the blade is facing the wrong way. If axe only rotates around the obvious horizontal axis then the blunt side would hit the target
TheOldManFromSceneTwentyFour
The first throw looks like it actually hit fairly solidly, but with the blunt side of the axe head.
YesThisIsPhteven
It's not so much about which way the axe is facing, but more about what position the axe is when it comes in contact with the target. (1/2)
YesThisIsPhteven
If the correct distance away, and if it's thrown correctly, the axe WILL still in the target. It will just be upside-down. (2/2)
myr14d
No? The axe will be upside down when it hits, but it's still easy enough to get it to stick in the target.
shaggykx
No
YesThisIsPhteven
No, @myr14d was correct. If you are the correct distance away, the axe would stick into the target upside-down
abhins27021337
Do not question the master.
aclaec
Generally yes but he may be trying to time the spin for an upside down stick
Taimeko
I waited to see if he was going to shed his shoulder.
Msdee83
JestPilot
Goodnight, shoulderjoints
OliverClothesoff70
I thought of suggesting using "shred" instead of "shed" as the right word, but "shed" is also pretty much correct. Maybe more so.
usernamepolice
I like it better actually but i was on the same page as u till i thought about it a little
PandaDander
Axe blades generally aren't kept that sharp, they'd lose such a sharp edge quickly, and they aren't design to slice anyway.
Taimeko
I learned something!
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
blackrasputin
You’d think so, but then he got a bullseye so...
jayar1st
Good point
squ1shd
Yea but it spun the other direction after bouncing off the floor.
CatsAndCumberbatches
You have to throw it 1.5 rotations that way. I run an axe throwing company. It’s more for the experts, very hard to do. Unless you’re lucky.
canadamoe2
Less chance they throw the blade into their own elbow?
OliverClothesoff70
I wasn't expecting to see a new career goal when browsing Imgur at lunch but "I run an axe throwing company" has got me thinking....
baronnapalm
This particular individual runs a mobile one even. Like food trucks but way more exciting and a lot less street meat-y.
HawaiianWithExtraPineapples
Checked post history, can confirm. @CatsAndCumberbatches does indeed run a mobile axe throwing company. Make a work stories post please.
CatsAndCumberbatches
I just posted one.
CatsAndCumberbatches
I can do that!
elephantwasher
i second this request
thatguyfromny
I'm axing too.
magneticgumby
Interesting. Don't think we've ever shown people to throw like this at our forging workshops. Just seems fancy for the sake of fancy.
CatsAndCumberbatches
You get bored throwing the same way. We’ve done underhand, double rotations
Hamburglar009
An axe throwing company? I’m scaroused
CatsAndCumberbatches
It’s the best
BatLadyRielle
it's super fun. I'm weak and I'm terrible at it but I had a great time. it's more exhausting than you'd think though!
PowwerOrb13
I'm weak but I can throw a tomahawk still. Not very far or at a moving target, but I've got decent accuracy.
Arkayb33
I can't wait to see your episode of house hunters and hear about your $920k budget
CatsAndCumberbatches
$920 budget yep totally
SwirlyMcGirly
How!?! How is that your budget?!? - everyone yelling at their TV.
YesThisIsPhteven
As someone who has done this many time, you can throw it that way. The rotation on the hatchet takes away from the blade's fwd momentum 1/2
HippoTel
Yes. Thanks, Intermediate Axis Theorem!
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ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
It's rotating around the head of the axe
MattyEd95
aSheepAmongWolves
Axes**
Luke0451
Except it's not rotating around its intermediate axis, so it won't change orientation mid-flight.
YesThisIsPhteven
but it will still stick in the target upside-down if you throw it correctly. 2/2
nordicKitten
So it is better to throw it already facing forward?
JollyBloke
Yes. Also much easier to anticipate the spin
YesThisIsPhteven
Yes, since the head will enter the target's surface with more force
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
That and so you don’t catch your shirt and/or shoulder blade on the throw