HorrorMango
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Apr 11, 2026 4:28 PM
HorrorMango
14178
282
3
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV2_OrsJ3wO/
orp0piru
Vibration alarm
MrFancyPanzer
Stop fondling your cock and get out of bed.
DeguRatface
PinkEater
This is what imgur was made for... at least one of the things it was made for.
FlyingTigerRose
Funniest-sounding snooze button ever...!
ShimmerinStrider
Oh sure, but when I post a video of me slapping my cock I get banned.
SomeUser2
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjBhZHM5bHFjMmkzejBvaWFmbG1neDV2Y3d1eWQzOXMxenR2bm44aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ahZZZZFGLGhvq/200w.webp
RabbitRevenge
yeah, smack it flip it....
GOWood
Alarm cock?
RuffyRuffHausen
I would have so many broken neck cocks hanging around
AustinJolly
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
medimr
Ah, the old fashioned cockwomble.
Buffoonery
Why don't they call those, "cock flaps"?
TakuanSoho
Be the change you want to see in the world
UseYourVoice
I wonder if the Rooster intentionally keeps going because he likes the throat jiggles.
PipWhipple
https://imgur.com/W0MiWbV
UraniumNight
That's a nice dinosaur you got there.
MisterRichard
That is a long skinny one. I've heard that's somewhat less desirable by rooster lovers
oozabooza
I always updoot birbs
jjw9
Closest thing to owning a pet dinosaur!
RElGNMAN
Chocking the chicken early in the morning.
DdCno1
Sounds like an engine that fails to start in the morning.
playdeadstudios
Phil ken sebben
Robertapril25
Ha! Ha! Ha! Double entendre!
Omnislash9
Cookies on dowels!