I mean, I'd look up at it in confusion

Apr 23, 2026 11:55 PM

It certainly is distracting.

Isn't government surveillance so adorable? Laugh at the boobs while your taxes are used to spy on you while not actually making you any safer.

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That was a plot point in an old Dom Deluise movie. Hot Stuff 1979. As cops they set up a shop as a fence, but had trouble getting the criminals to look into the hidden camera. So they just put a picture of a naked woman over it.

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That's one of the reasons large retail stores have TV screens with ads when you first walk in the store. You instinctively look up and they get a good shot of your face.

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Faint the housings flesh tone

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My eyes are down here.

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Oh that old trick that won't work it whaaaaat?!

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C'mon... couldn't even go the extra mile and use dome cameras? :D

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I R B watching dat

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Yep, that's how they get you for a facial.

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Trust me you nail enough doll heads up around your house ain't no one coming on your property in the first place. Also if you use them as patio light covers you MAY get a welfare check visit... Don't ask how I know.

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I don't know if its movies or like something within us but yeah, you see a bunch of doll heads nailed up you know two things. 1. This is a dangerous place 2. I might be able to buy crazy drugs here

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No, no drugs.... I mean I could probably whip up something in a pinch... I wonder what happens if you reduce NyQuil over low heat with instant espresso powder? Maybe throw in a little Datura and some Salvia from the garden. I think I have some Morning Glory around here too.

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strong austin powers vibes.

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Sorry I am late!

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That’s entrapment!

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Wasn't that the bit in the movie Hot Stuff? But with racy pictures hanging above the hidden camera.

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Check the knot hole for beez eh?

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My eyes are up here.

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Ever wonder why stores started adding those overhead TVs that show the camera view as you walk in? They are exploiting your natural reaction to look at a "mirror" to get a good clear shot of your face to sell to facial recognition companies.

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Me wearing my batman costume to masturbate in my neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month as I stare into the security cameras

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What happened to that guy anyway?

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... keeping the ancient texts alive... +1

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I looked for a long time. I guess that means I have to do crime now

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It’s the law

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Wait, not doing crime is breaking the law? But then breaking the law is following the law..

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Go, be gay, do crime.

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You want me to do TWO things!?

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Nah, its a 2 birds 1 stone situation

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it's 2026, you gotta multitask your side gig, natch.

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