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May 20, 2017 5:50 AM
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WitchyVixen
TacoWaffle
MarioAndLuigisItalianBalls
MrRandom314159
His heartmate, the spell never said his heartmate had to be his heartmate back.
railgap
Real talk now, when did Deadpool turn gay? Wasn't he married and shit before?
Kazzle
The joke with Spider-man has been going on for ages. He hasn't turned gay. He has no set sexuality and they like to poke fun at it.
railgap
Running gags are for amateurs. Oh wait, modern comics. Never mind. :(
AngryFoodTerror
ThePotatoBandit
Not Rogue?
CarrowM
It probably would have just summoned Rogue's boobs
ifyouareacuntanyouknowitclapyourflaps
Bros before hoes
mlyles
AngryFoodTerror
ishotjfktwice
WHERES FRANCIS!?
BoozeHound001
So why does he love spidey?
stygyan
Muscular guy on suits. And fan service.
Dynasty07
Wellshiet
God Marvel has made me hate Deadpool so much.
WarDragon1984
I'm shocked Spider-Man admits they're friends. You're wearing him down, Wade!
MrDevil96
Gay!!
thegriffin88
My favorite one-sided relationship.
Sephority
Why were they trying to do this?
survivorofdetroit
Probably to either summon Deadpool's wife (succubus demon queen) or summon Mistress Death....Deadpool has fucked up relationships.
StormWingDelta
Look at the bright side of things, at least they can't kill him too many times a day. XD
Owliebub
They would have met eventually. They have the same tailor.
KingKrown
"Okay,what gives" is a tame response to suddenly being teleported.
Hakusen
When you're constantly dealing with Deadpool's shenanigans, teleporting is the least of your worries.
Yeraton
Do you have a link to the full comic?
funnyboi
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CptObviouss
What does . mean? Asking for a friend
Rollme1
It's so you can come back to a comment or thread.
CptObviouss
Thanks
funnyboi
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funnyboi
here you go http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Man-Deadpool/Issue-1-MU?id=103000#1
Dynasty07
Good bless you, you saint!
QueenCousland
That site is beautiful, and I love you for making me aware of it.
SlothCS
thanks!
HelloHero
Comic dot!
OneIsGladToBeOfService
You're an angel.
Yeraton
Thanks! I really appreciate it.
HimnameJ
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RandomMachine
I need more, what is the comic issue of this
CptObviouss
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Man-Deadpool/Issue-1-MU?id=103000#1
RandomMachine
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OHHHHHH MYMYYYYYYY GOOODDD THANK YOU
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
So if I were to entirely legally start reading Deadpool comics, where should I start?
RyoukoSama
As far as what you should read, I would start with Cable & Deadpool
blobti
On marvels website, it's like netflix but for comics! http://marvel.com/comics/unlimited
DontTazeMeBrah
I wish DC had a similar site :(
theplayahaterball
Top left
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Dad?
MWD78
this...would have gone very differently on the DC side of things.
Aquilarden
Yeah, but that's the plot to Sandman Vol. 1
CreepyMonster
Yup, They would have heavy handed Batman or Superman into it randomly.
BeenHereSinceTheBeginning
What Deathstroke instead of DP
ScreamedTheStableBoy
Well lobo is the true equivalent to DP, Slade is the source material/inspiration. It would have summoned a dolphin
WwWaltz
And Terra instead of spiderman.
aleister94
Flibbityjibbit
Dc sux
MWD78
i was actually thinking a Zatana/Constantine/John Dee/Endless angle, but it seems imgur had better ideas.
Damin41
DC Has a habit of making any two characters that have a good friendship and chemistry and forcing them in to a relationship
fetyetbet
That's not good
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
Either that or it would have accidentally summoned Trigon and his brothers.
EyeOfTheTiger11706
CarnivorousRabbit
And I'm judt here wanting to know why they want his heartmate... anyone got some sauce?
Kazzle
They were trying to summon his wife, Shiklah
CarnivorousRabbit
Okay... but why?
PandorasBoxu
What were they trying to accomplish with this? o.o
wackywoohoopizzaman
If you mean the writers, it was probably to jerk off the spideypool fans
bluefacepaint
probably trying to summon death
Snowdemoman
I'm pretty sure they were trying to summon his wife, Shiklah the Succubus Queen.
StormWingDelta
lol she likely noticed it and changed the summoning target to spiderman. XD
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Now all I can picture is her having a "Spidey senses tingling" moment and then getting a sudden "now there's an idea!" smirk.
StormWingDelta
lol that'd be way too funny for its own good. XD
BeenHereSinceTheBeginning
I mean it was Spidey or Lady Death.
superanth
Death just finds him...intriguing.
DatOneGuyPosting
Unless Spiderman is Just Madam Web in disguise.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Iirc they were going for death. Haven't read the full comic though
Phenomeno
They got a divorce iirc
NZSheeps
WhyleKat
GadenKerensky
I doubt Death would've been able to be summoned. And if she was... it would not have been pretty.
Medionsinger
They'd need the Rite of AshkEnte to summon Death.
ArdentSlacker
I would be sorely tempted to perform that... and just offer tea, and light chat. Invite a busy fellow around for a visit, yanno? Almost 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 said lonely, but technically, Death is NEVER alone.
kongfuchicken
People do it all the time with just 5 drinks and the keys to the car...
Burnyoureyes
I thought all you needed was some mouse blood, for that one.
QueenCousland
Sure it's all you need, but no wizard worth his pointy hat would perform it without circles of dribbly candles and ominous skulls.
GeneralPumpkin
Three sticks and 4cc of mouse blood, or two sticks and a fresh egg
nokittythatsabadgoddamnkitty
*It has to be a fresh egg. No one knows why.
ArdentSlacker
I can get a fresh egg. Just need one chicken. 4cc of mouse blood... how many mice is that? That's a lotta prep.
Aveira
Or his wife, Shiklah
LordVulpix
That's who the girls are trying to Summon. Being a Deadpool Comic. It had to not go well for them.
grovberg
Yeah what happened to her? I really liked her.
ThisIsSteel
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Escheron
Last I saw she was cheating with Warewolf by Night who was then killed by Wade. I don't know what happened next
ITradeNewds
latest issue has her summoning a horde of monsters against new york and eloping with dracula. DP is single again.
Winterhathcome
Yeah, monster's got driven back to Monstertropolis, and The Invisible Man was put in charge pending elections.
Aveira
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