The futurama is here

Aug 7, 2023 1:34 PM

D0RKUSMALORKUS

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Blade Runner (1982)

Pris: Must get lonely here, J.F.

J.F. Sebastian: Not really. I MAKE friends. They're toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby. I'm a genetic designer.

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*My* future is shaped by degenerates with engineering degrees.

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Their eyes aren't as lifeless or as sad as real struppers.

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"Shake it Baby." -- Duke.

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So........

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Wow, the one in the white shirt is pretty life-like

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Exploitation of robots, ha!

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This is the future I want.

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is that what they mean when they say they're coming for our jobs?

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Sigh

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Work out them demons. Yes… that’s good.

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v

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Sure people can have a drawer full of dildos and vibrators but as soon as someone gets a sexbot9000 they’re the weirdo.

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Obviously. Because usually people will have them in privacy and not shoot and share public videos like these. And also those todays are "human part" shaped, not "human shaped". And how did it escape you that we only see a female robot. If they did not want to be a creep, they should have had a male one do the same and also not creepily sit around tinkling while this is filmed. Stop the robot or start the robot and pay attention and be OFF camera.

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You’re a lot of fun at parties ain’t ya?

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/s

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v

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channing tatum looks so young in this lol

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Thank you, moderate spender.

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Swivel hips

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There it is

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You only sit this straight when you're being recorded. This comment is sponsored by the rest of the world AKA Shrimp posture planet

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I have a colleague who legitimately just sits like that. It's almost creepy.

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I forget the title but isnt this the one where an AI is programmed to search for and hold prolonged eye contact?

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I remember this one, shame you can't see the face that well.

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Watch Never Say Never by Basement Jaxx https://youtu.be/U0eS3zC3Jco

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6 minutes.... pffft what sort of attention span do you think we have with the world of reels and memes.

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It’s worth it

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I know the focus is the robot, but that dude is looking pretty hot.

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He has suspiciously good posture.

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A handsome man, good with his hands, and has a steady job? He's probably a robot too.

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Uh yeah....look at that exhaust fan

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I don’t understand

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Futurama episode. Fry went to a robot strip club with Bender and tried to fit in. Said the wrong thing.

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Pervert

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v Just like with my real partners

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This is a really insignificant detail, but I have never seen a hardware engineer/technician/repairman have anything close to healthy posture. They all look like Gollum when working.

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The other guy isn’t head yet so I’ll sub in…. “Aw yisss. Cybernetic tiddy”

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@howlonghaveibeenlurking

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Apparently he's lurking.

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For how long?

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I'm not sure he even knows.

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But does he own a microwave??

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He does not

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Ex Machina?

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Heck yes, such an awkward and amazing movie :D

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Yes the end is rushed, why did the bot kill everyone except the heli pilot :/ and why did the heli pilot just took off with the bot.

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Because the pilot knows to not question the eccentric billionaire? I feel like there could have been more, but guess the ending wasn't supposed to wrap up everything neatly, except for the bot killing the creator/oppressor and gaining freedom?

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"No Billy no!" v

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What are you, some kind of robosexual?

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"REPENT, SINNER! Lord, have mercy." *wipes (somehow) sweaty robot preacher brow*

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DONT DATE ROBOTS!

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No thanks, I'd rather make out with my Monrobot!

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Roboticists respond to market incentives.

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You’re a real dreamboat BILLY EVERYTEEN

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The reality is this already exists. Of course minus the AI but thats maybe what 5yrs down the road at this pace?

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Honestly it just takes a LLM with a personality module. Not really that far away, to be honest. It would, however, have to always be connected to the cloud.

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Not even. I’m sure some sex doll company has already put AI witha sexy voice into their products…

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Don't remember this episode.

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That's Billy EveryTeen and his robot girlfriend

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Seasin 3, Ep 13 I believe. It features Lucy Liu!... as a robot *waggles eyebrows*

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Season 3 Episode 47 actually. I Dated a Robot

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Ep 15* ep. 47 overall.

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People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE!

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HUGE GREASE BUILD UP IN PORT VENT

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